Thread 509168872

No matter how many third world slaves you import capitalism is done

Five Guys is where people go to get fast food away from poors. It's not worth it, just grill your own burgers at home.

>>509168872 (OP)
>sodas AND milkshakes
you could feed a family of 6 with that garbage

>>509169121
Just roll your own marlboros bro

>>509168872 (OP)
What a bunch of fat asses. Almost 52 smackers for some estrogen and prolactin fake food that makes you bitchy and give you man titties (on purpose) but fast food degenerates were never people of taste and quality, that's for sure.

>>509169594
Fucking retard, rolling your own ciggies takes 2 seconds, it costs nothing and it's way less toxic. Fucking idiot. Eat your overpriced goyslop retard.

I you're a lazy fuck, you can get your groceries delivered and it will still end up costing less than this crap.

>>509168872 (OP)
Its a Trump thing. All this inflation. From all that winning.

>>509169594
If only. I prefer generic amphetamines though. Gets the job done and stay slim. Mog all these fatties.

>>509169757
>just bake your own bread bro

>>509168872 (OP)
Little Caesar's sells a pizza for $7 and it's good for 2 meals. I get a $1 arizona tea aaron palmer half and half to wash it down. That's $9 to feed me for an entire weekend, since I eat one meal a day.

>>509169950

Make your own pizza as well Mario.

>>509169950
homemade bread is the greatest thing ever

>>509169757
These prices are the result of communist and socialist policies. Youre a faggot and zero people voted for you

>>509168872 (OP)
Why is nobody cooking homemade food nowadays

>>509169602
Anon their locations are devoid of meat freezers. Have you tried their cajun sprinkled fries or the free peanuts?

>>509169121
This, you can get the equivalent at McNiggers, Nigger King or Nig in the box for $30.

>>509168872 (OP)
If that's dinner for two, those two need to kill themselves.

That's 8600 calories split between two people, get the fuck out of here.

>>509168872 (OP)
That was the price of two steak dinners at a quality restaurant 6 years ago, COVID ruined everything.

>>509168872 (OP)
Five Goys is retardedly expensive. But in exchange, you're eating a burger that wasn't microwaved from frozen by a bored nigger.

>>509168872 (OP)
Yes anon but under communism there is no food at all. Embrace the third position.

>>509169950
I do.

>>509170290
>>509170368
what's next? make your own mozzarella?

Do you really need milk shakes in addition to all that sugary soda and fatty burgers? I think not.

>>509170368
It really is. And I make butter in my stand mixer from heavy cream.

Fresh baked bread and home made butter is fucking amazing. I make shaker bread which is very rich and almost like a brioche. That with some fresh slightly salted butter mmmm mmm, only thing better than that is revenge and new pussy

>>509168872 (OP)
Calorie breakdown:
>Hamburgers- ~900 cal x 2= 1800
>Large fries- 1300 x 2= 2600
>Large soda (depending on soda)- ~300 x 2= 600
>Large milkshake- ~700 x 2= 1400

So for $51.76, you're getting around 6,400 worth of calories, or over three days worth for the average (non american) person. If you break that down even more and say around 640 calories per meal, you're paying $5.18 for an actual meal. Honestly, that's not bad considering they use an actual amount of meat unlike most other fast food places.

>>509169594
Unironically this. You have no idea how much better it is. Quality leaf is really cheap and taste miles better than Marlboro. Just roll like 2-3 keep them in a case. Now you won't be chain smoking 5+ on your drive back home. Extra points for glass filter tip.

>>509168872 (OP)
>>509169121
reminder that meal costs more than that now

I ate at 5Guys twice like 16 years ago and both times it gave me the worst cases of diarrhea I’ve ever had. This is one of those “people pay money for this?” things for me.

>>509171611
Allah be damned, 8 dollars for a soda? Give me Flint, Michigan tap water. Or Ganges River water. Fuck that shit.

>>509171611
Again with the milkshakes. Can you fat fucks just eat reasonably instead of whining about how food for a family of 6 is expensive?

>>509168872 (OP)
I never liked Five Guys. I've only had it once and it was mid at best. I make better burgers than those faggots. 51.76 for that pile of dog shit is just ridiculous.

>>509171611
>uber
retard-kun you get charged more using an app that ordering in person.

>>509171767
I was just recreating the meal in the image, anon :(

>>509171838
I haven't left my house in years

>>509168872 (OP)
>No matter how many third world slaves you import capitalism is done
Their burgers are 900 to 1000 calorie. You don't need to get shakes and fries, too.

>>509168872 (OP)
Go back to mexico. Duh. Its cheaper and there's less beaners

>>509169486
It’s 5 Guys you could feed a family of six with a small order of fries from them. Matter of fact since the bank I work at processes their deposits and we know the manager he just has us order a small and he fills up the whole fucking bag for us. 5 Guys don’t give a fuck.

I cooked dinner for two last night for $6 AUD

>>509168872 (OP)
Five Guys, Shake Shack or In-n-Out? Which slop is the best?

>>509169594
You say that as though rolling cigarettes is hard to do.

>>509168872 (OP)
Please explain to me how the US collapsing will magically result in a world in which people stop owning things.

>>509168872 (OP)
>Dinner

>>509168872 (OP)
This looks like shit

>>509174383
>the superior goyslop blocks your path*

>>509171252
Those fries are never 1300kcal not even all of them combined.

>>509169816
Where to get and what kind pls american bro i need meth

I wonder if people will finally start having conversations on the definition of "inflation is cooling off" being that things "only" get 2-3% more expensive, on top of the already monstrous hyperinflation. It always bothered me how deflation is considered the end of the world (when it just means things are getting cheaper and your buying power goes up), while they attached the words "cooling off" to heating up costs.

>>509177779
https://www.tiktok.com/@fiveguysuk/video/7129922722448133382

Like >>509172807 mentioned, a thing Five Guys is famous for is giving out a shitload of fries to the point where if you order a kids' small you'll get an extra-large. There's bags of potatoes in the store laying around when you walk in. In op's picture, they didn't include the rest of it in the bottom of the bag.

>>509168872 (OP)
Actually it's only 40 dollars plus tip and you have to get your own tray, and throw away your own trash. The tables are dirty. And mostly niggers work there, and they can't even wipe their own asses.

>>509177965
Dexedrine is the good shit but leaf doctors will only usually give vyvanse or concerta.

>>509170151
Based Hot Carl enjoyer

No way would I pay that for goyslop...Cook yourself and get much better food and a lot less salt and grease...I make burgers,fries,and onion rings all the time for a small fraction on the cost of that.Don't let these businesses overcharge you like that.Stop going to these places or they will keep raising the prices knowing how dependent on them you are...They need a reality check...

>>509178305
Little fries are $5.49

>>509169950
Literally do this. Also make my own pizza Luigi. You fags need a wife.
>>509169757
This.

t. pipe smoker

>>509170151
I used to dumpster dive for the discarded hot and ready hot carls when I was a homeless faggot

>>509169121
Have you ever seen their staff? Have you ever seen them kick out a lunchtime rowdy? Five guys is where retards go to pay out the ass for mediocre food in a lower quality environment than Burger King

>>509169594
I'd be spending your life earnings every year on cannabis if I didn't grow it myself dumb ass, and mine is 10x better than anything you can buy and chemical free.

>>509169594
I used to roll my own cigs. Fucking retard ppl do it all the time

>>509169594
Yes lol
Why wouldn't you? Hell you could even just buy a pipe if you can't roll
Learn to be smart with your money.

>>509178365
you forgot the milkshakes and tax :^)

>>509178660
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=77aFFeH-yMk
Stfu and eat your goyslop

>>509169594
Or don't smoke in the first place.

>>509170406
>unregulated monopolies are communism
I mean... in a sense a communist government is a monopoly but that doesn't apply in this case.

>>509178863
Why do you need a coke and a milkshake?

>>509169594
I'm sure it's better to buy factory cigarettes with more arsenic than tobacco at $25 a pack vs rolling the natural shredded leaf

>>509168872 (OP)
It's all videogame shit now, $5 "meal deals" is the min goyslop the average poor needs to operate, most "custom" lunch meals are all $15-$20 now. You have tiers of food from mcdonalds/wendys/burger king, sysco fast food places, in-n-out all the way up to premium like five guys. Same goes with pizza, lots of tier pricing. Also there is a huge supply and demand pricing and shit that doesn't make sense, try and figure out taco bell's nacho cheese situation. soon it will be like bladerunner and we will have to hit a giant button for the $5, $10 or $15 dollar meal we want

>>509179008
oh idk, might be related to the pic this thread revolves around

>>509168872 (OP)
Do they serve it on a weird tray like that?

>>509179294
grocery stores are a gacha game of musical chairs where we are all on the defecit
it's actually a matter of time
boomers just had to have 400 million homes and every limited niggerball edition of bud light

>>509168872 (OP)
>Not making your own

>>509171767
Its a little bit of ice cream in a cup, they shouldnt cost that much, Liberace.

>>509172326
>Their burgers are 900 to 1000 calorie. You don't need to get shakes and fries, too.
fucking kill yourself
I should be able to order two massive hamburgers with shakes and fries for my slut date for 15 dollars and now it's 50 there's literally no reason to not make it yourself
we're trying to wolf down some slop and fuck you butch dyke conservative

>>509168872 (OP)
I love 5 guys , they have the best fries

>>509168872 (OP)
Real capitalism has never been tried
Like communism, Jews just take it over and ruin it

>>509179578
costs way more to make your own
>buy meat
>cheese
>bread
>tomatoes
>pickles
>onions
>sauces
>grill
>house to store grill
>plates
>napkins
>pans
>charcoal
>sesame seeds
We are talking hundreds of thousands of dollars here

>>509168872 (OP)
>$
Not capitalism

>>509179400
More a question of why the piggly wiggly would do that because it’s gross. It was rhetorical.

>>509179765
You can make as many burgers as you want not just 2

>>509180199
id have to make and eat tens of thousands of burgers just to break even. Think of the opportunity cost losses as well. Could be working towards making that first milly instead of toiling away in the burger den.

>>509178863
I was posting a more realistic 2 person meal. Not some crazy fatshit 4k calories meal.

>>509180352
diet cokes

>>509170827
Not hard to do but you already know that lmao you goof

>>509180352
>I was posting a more realistic 2 person meal
that would be something you cook at home and not fastfoodslop

>>509168872 (OP)
k.

All communists deserve death.

>>509174684
Yeah what the fuck. Pipes and cigars beat the hell out of cigarettes anyway and are far safer.

>>509168872 (OP)
You're not doing it right

>>509177424
5 guys is pretty shit
in n out is 100x better