Thread 509180801

Let me guess, chuddy: a small nothingsalad?

>>509180801 (OP)
I'll have the triple nothing burger deluxe, skyking style, extra soi, 4x4 bugmeat style, no white woman tears. Add Indian feces with a hindu glaze. Deep fried in 6 million degrees of AstraZeneca Vax. Make it cry with tears of hohols, burn it with fiery but mostly peaceful protests, and let it swim.

>>509181732
We serve food here, sir.

>>509181732
We serve halal here, sir.

What has more or less of nothing? A large or small nothingsalad? Hm, smarty?

>>509181732
We serve happenings here, sir.

>>509181732
>Let it swim off a migrant boat

I’m Aryan, I’m Aryan, saar!
No you ain’t!

Hey Patrick, are you angry?
Yeah.
What’s the matter?
I can’t secure an existence of my people and a future for starfish children.

I’m Mexican and I’m legal.

>>509184183
Louder

>>509184263
I’m Mexican and I’m legal!

Louder!
¡ARRRIBA! YO SÒY MÉXICANO Y YO SÓY LEGÍTIMO EN UN LANDA EXTRANJERA!!! YO QUIERO UNA CASA POR MI VEINTE ILLEGITIMA PERSONAS DE FAMILIA!!!

GARY! THERE'S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST, AND IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN 3 SECONDS UNLESS YOU DONATE TO AIPAC!

>>509185300
>please

Squidward, they’ve taken over the BBC, aw jeez!
OY VEY, NOT THE BBC!

Are you finished with those tariffs yet?

HAHAHA! AHAHAHAHA!
IT’S A TRANS WOMAN!

ME MILLIONTH PSYOP!!!
AHAHA! WOOHOO! WOOHOO!

I'll get a nothingshwarma to go, thanks.

Liar, liar, niggers for hire.
It’s “niggers on fire”, Patrick.
Well you would know…
…Moshe.

Did you ever notice how big Jews’ noses are? You could crash a plane into one or two of those things!
Why does it take more than one Jew to donate to charity? Because, they’re so darn stingy!
And what’s up with all that kike hair? I guess fleas need a home, too!
AND THEY RAPE KIDS!!!

Back in Texas, we call ice cream “frozen tranny pus.”

THAT’S IT? THAT’S WORLD WAR 3???
THAT WAS JUST A BUNCH OF CHEAP MILITARY DEMONSTRATIONS!!!

Wanna see me get silenced by the Jews?
Wanna see me do it again?

Welcome to the Salty Spittoon. How tough are ya?
I survived a trip to India this weekend.
Yeah, so?
Without any deodorant.
You can come right in, Saar.

Hey, you can’t talk to Israel that way! Someone ought to put you in a Palestinian hospital!
SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX, FLOATING DOWN THE JORDAN RIVER, GRANDMOSHE!!!

Hey Patrick, what am I now?
Uh, pozzed?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference?
BAHAHAHAHA!

>>509182719
Wait! I have an idea.
Really? What is it?
Let’s stop funding the Russia/Ukraine war.

>>509186864
I like your style op

>>509182796
I was born with long COVID and turbo cancer. Every morning, I break my neovagina, and every afternoon, I break my cock cage. At night, I lie awake in agony until my seven boosters put me to sleep.

>>509182868
I WENT TO THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE!

>>509184620
JUST CALL ME HABIBI!

>>509185367
Now, let’s see how my acceptance speech to the Jewish brotherhood looks so far.
“Ayewaddupnigga”
KFC Time!

>>509187255
You will be forced to attack Iran, tonight!
Ta-to-to-to-to-to-tonight, Bibi?

Where’s the pizazz? I mean look at this place. I mean… What is the theme here? Gazan? It’s boring. Foooood…. Water…. Hospitals….

That’s not disturbing, this is disturbing!
Hello SpongeBob, I’m from the government and I’m here to help.

Is this Palestine?
No, this is Israel.
Is this Palestine?
Nooo, this is Israel.
Is this Palestine?
NO, THIS IS ISRAEL!!!
I’m not a legitimate state.

>>509186864
It's a bowls of nails

>>509188297
Glowing today, aren’t we?

Hey Juancho, you just blow in from El Salvador?

I'll have you know I bruised my ego last week while browsing the catalog of /pol/ and my neosausage only spewed blood for twenty minutes.

WHAAAAAAT???
YOU THINK I’M A MUDSLIME?

DAY 3!!!
GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 3 OF THIS “CEASEFIRE” BETWEEN TWO COUNTRIES WHO HATE EACH OTHER!!!

Way to go, Bibi.
It took us 3 days to make this ceasefire go as planned.
3 DAYS!!!

It’s a little itchy. What’s this thing made out of?
THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!

We did alright for a couple of white men!

CAN I HAVE THAT CREDIT CARD, LITTLE GOYIM???

>>509190341
Thanks OP, I thoroughly enjoyed your thread

Greatest thread of all time.
Fuck it. Why not?

>>509190668
I can finally touch my boobs after multiple surgeries to do so!

Thank you for such an enjoyable evening OP

>>509180801 (OP)
Best thread on /pol/ rn

>>509180801 (OP)
>>509181732
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

.

Doing God's work, OP.

>>509193374
Uh, I said "thank you" once during a meeting.

>>509180801 (OP)
I'll have a double triple chungus deluxe, on a tit, 4x4 really nigga style, extra chungles with a pogger, light nut grease, make it kek, fuck it, and let it cum.

>>509193404
Does THIS look nonwhite to you?

>>509193472
You like East Asian women, don't you, Chudward?

>>509194272
Mr. Krabs, death to the IDF!

>>509194649
We serve Nazi frogs here, sir.

>>509195854
GAH, I LOVE BEING WHITE!!!

>>509182837
YOU FORGOT THE FECES

>>509181732
>we serve kosher here, sir

>>509196129
>HE'S BEEN HIDING THE FECES UNDER HIS TONGUE THE WHOLE TIME

>>509180801 (OP)
Bubble Bass !

"what are you here on an H1B visa for?"
"I AM HERE TO REPLACE YOU, AND ALL OF YOUR KIND SAAR."

golden

>>509196129
Sing a song for my son's birthday!
Gas, gas the kikes, gas the kikes.

>>509184551
Hey uh do you have any churros for sale?

>>509196186
How many of you have been to different countries before?
Do illegitimate states causing multiple conflicts in a dense region count?
No.
Is Taiwan a country?
No Patrick, Taiwan is not a country.
Tibet is not a country, either.

>>509196355
Well maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with big nigger lips!
Aye watchu say, ytboi?
BIG
NIGGER
LIPS!!!
Well, these lips ain't just for smoking weed!
BRING IT ON, JIGGABOO, BRING IT ON!!!
No, people. Let's be smart and spend money on Gacha games.
Oh, so now the talking chink is gonna sell us slop.
Wait, wait! I know international tensions are high...

>>509197686
KEK

>>509184620
Got to be one of the best reaction images of all time kek

>>509185736
>landlords after they increased rent

>>509196448
I just want you to know: if you ever get in trouble, I'll take care of you. 'Cuz you and me, we're like bureaucrats, only slimier.

>>509196712
Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells...
...semetic.

>>509196971
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, nigger?
I love the white women!

>>509197307
NOOTICINGS! GET YOUR NOOTICINGS HERE!!!
Nooticings 1/day

>>509197733
I don't care if you're the Diablo of El Mundo! You're going down, Latinx!
Latinx?
GRRRR, NOBODY CALLS ME LATINX!!!

>>509197824
Hey, Tom!
Fred! Hey, you wanna eat at the Krusty Kek?
Nah, let's go to the Shart Shack. They've got a kvetching kike!
Great! Say, what's a kvetching kike?

>>509197933
Can you feel it now, Mr. Krabs? (x2)
I'M FEELING LIKE KICKING THAT NIGGER BITCH OFF THE PLANE!!!

I have told you every single day to get the hell away from /pol/

I told you in 2017.
I told you in 2021.
I'm telling you again in 2025.
What you believe about the future direction the world is heading isn't important at the moment because there's a cost benefit analysis to it.
Think of it this way - if there was something to truly happen where it might look like it's really happening then you'll see it because you're autistic schizos who spend their entire life following this jewish circus. So there's no FOMO here. That hallowed Nuclear Holocaust, Micronova or Total Kike Death will never happen, you will see it long before anyone else so you can just take a long time off.
We love to shitpost and schizopost on /pol/ but this Israel stuff isn't a game changer nor is it some big happening. They are going to waste your time yet again with a nothingburger.
There's literally no reason at all to come to /pol/. You'll see the happenings written on the wall long before anyone so you won't miss the big circus if it were to come, you are gambling that the Israel-Iran nonsense will drastically change society because the vast majority of their evidences comes from shills and glowniggers themselves bragging on /x/ and /pol/, and you took the bait on these narratives because your life has no intrinsic value without the contrived jewish circus. There's no reason for globohomo to take a chance and spoil their plans.
Seriously, this is the season of goodwill so I've reverted from the usual shitposting to try and cut through the propaganda and reach those who are still holding out for hope of a happening or miracle. It's not real. You are throwing away your time and opportunity. Stop being a laughing stock. Get away from this board now and live your life, and if you see some big happening approaching then you have loads of time to enjoy your globohomo psyops here and /x/ shitposting with other anons. But you never will because you are here forever

>>509199196
You're making me autistic.
What does autistic mean?
It means he's afraid of Auschwitz.
No it doesn't!
Seig Heil! Hehehe
Stop it, Patrick You're scaring him!
Nigga Heil Hitler!
I'm already redpilled, Patrick.
Darn.

The best time to post a SpongeBob thread...
...is all the time!

>>509180801 (OP)
SpongeBob: Trump is gonna defeat the deep state Squiddy!
Patrick: Yeah and he's gonna do it in Two weeks! Trust the plan
SpongeBob:You just have to use your IMAGINATION

I love Pepe!
I love Basedjack-ay!
I love Chuddy-aye!
I hate all of you.

>>509200114
Have you ever noticed the true allegiance of most Republicans in the Senate? I mean, you give them the seats that they need to pass very important bills that's supposed to be for Americans first. And I mean, where does it all go?

2 MORE WEEKS IS LONG ENOUGH!!!

>>509201123
Now, let me tell you about those Jeets. Boy, are they smelly. Whoo-hoo! How could a creature who spends so much time on the planet smell so bad? I mean, really!
Soap... soap... I can't redeem... soap...

Knock knock jokes!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
I am!
"I am" who?
I am going to commit suicide after redpilling about the NWO!
Bahahahaha

I've been wanting to watch this cartoon for sometime now, I've only seen few episodes.

My favorite are squidward and mr crabs, both more sane and noble than all the other nujobs under the sea, if you ask me! lol

I saw a funny meme about this yesterday.

>>509195045
Fukken' LMAO

>>509201973
Wow! They have it!
Canned Psyops!

>>509202012
WE SHOULD TAKE ISRAEL, AND PUSH IT CLOSER TO IRAN!!!

This is a load of barnacles…
I HEARD THAT, GOYIM!!!

Hey! I saw you on TV last night!
“Getting old? Getting tired of these senseless wars? You wish that you spent your 60s more like you did in your 20s and didn’t support the globohomo? Well eat shit and die, you fucking boomer, you’re created your very own hellhole, and you’re going to have to die in it as well.”
You did?

Hey, I thought you didn’t have permission from OSHA!
You don’t need permission from OSHA to drive a Killdozer.

Hey, Patrick!
What?
I thought of something funnier than 6,000,000.
Let me hear it.
271,000.
*holds back laughter*

>here you go sir, your king size, ultra nothing supreme, double whitepilled, on a stick
>thanks!
>nothing ever happens...
>pardon me?
>you forgot your mayonnaise

>>509204412
Look at him eat that nothing on a stick, it's disgusting.

I've got bad news, guys! Look at what happened to my green card! It's gone! It's all gone. What am I going to do? Where am I going to live?
Yeah...
Hey, SpongePaco, your green card is gone!

Squidbar! The sky had an Israeli missile!

Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in the next slide thread.