Thread 509182898 - /pol/ [Archived: 677 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: xFBr54Sh

7/1/2025, 4:47:41 AM No.509182898

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Should I order a hooker?

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Anonymous ID: 9WxCitlv

7/1/2025, 4:48:29 AM No.509182945

>>509182898 (OP)
Yes

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Anonymous ID: uf7nC2Ll

7/1/2025, 4:48:53 AM No.509182972

face of a nafri

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>>509182898 (OP)
Yes
you are way too ugly to have a gf
Hooker is your last hope

Anonymous ID: dUnB8+CL

7/1/2025, 4:48:59 AM No.509182977

>>509182898 (OP)
No

Anonymous ID: oXxc5vd8

7/1/2025, 4:49:01 AM No.509182980

>>509182898 (OP)
Sure. Film. Webbum. Post.
>captcha: AMGOS
>AMIGOS

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Anonymous ID: Q1lgGjjm

7/1/2025, 4:49:01 AM No.509182981

1740379564647298

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>>509182898 (OP)
No. Grow the fuck up.

Anonymous ID: 1HNHLMU0

7/1/2025, 4:49:42 AM No.509183016

>1 post by this ID
>questionthread

Anonymous ID: S/VpNYwo

7/1/2025, 4:50:14 AM No.509183052

IMG_0185

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>>509182980

Anonymous ID: E+z5+ahb

7/1/2025, 4:50:16 AM No.509183055

kikesaresami

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>>509182898 (OP)
ony if you want to subsidize further incursion of kikes in your personal space

then go right ahead

Anonymous ID: Ie5OfJKs

7/1/2025, 4:51:20 AM No.509183121

>>509182898 (OP)
I'm thinking of going to a brothel
I haven't been laid in like 16 years.
I just can't stand the idea of hooking up with a girl any other way. I think relationships are bullshit and women are dumb entitled bitches

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Anonymous ID: gUxqEj8q

7/1/2025, 4:52:09 AM No.509183175

I almost got robbed doing that one time.
They let me go luckily.

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Anonymous ID: YaroBTvU

7/1/2025, 4:52:45 AM No.509183219

>>509182898 (OP)
Just call your whore mother

Anonymous ID: 1TGtnmpQ

7/1/2025, 4:54:31 AM No.509183347

>>509182898 (OP)
If you are paying, at least don't get a fat one like that.

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Anonymous ID: 263V8NpH

7/1/2025, 4:54:34 AM No.509183352

>>509182898 (OP)
To do what?
And what makes you think she will do what you order her to do?

Anonymous ID: 2bV2t5rD

7/1/2025, 4:55:44 AM No.509183436

>>509182898 (OP)
Yes but not that whale

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Anonymous ID: uRT8+DFw

7/1/2025, 4:56:54 AM No.509183500

>>509183347
>>509183436
But I like them chunky.

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Anonymous ID: InzyStyp

7/1/2025, 4:59:47 AM No.509183666

>>509183121
dang, just dang

Anonymous ID: H9rMufgF

7/1/2025, 5:03:55 AM No.509183892

You know those rock star fantasy camps where rich guys go and do lessons from washed up musicians then finish with a performance? Why has no one done that for porn? Pick your porn stars, decide the positions etc and go home starring in your very own professionally made porno.

Anonymous ID: gaoYXyyY

7/1/2025, 5:05:45 AM No.509184003

>>509183500
Me too brother. They're usually nicer too.

Anonymous ID: tYhYmuHI

7/1/2025, 5:07:58 AM No.509184108

>>509182898 (OP)
are they available with WhoreDash?

Anonymous ID: SB6ZySXw

7/1/2025, 5:09:12 AM No.509184181

>>509182898 (OP)
I don't know but you certainly shouldn't order -that- hooker

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Anonymous ID: 13K340ZT

7/1/2025, 5:11:18 AM No.509184301

>>509182898 (OP)
I don’t know, man, we all live different lives

Anonymous ID: QyyceVEo

7/1/2025, 5:16:26 AM No.509184599

>>509182898 (OP)
i'll assume one without squiggles is beaucoup dinero

Anonymous ID: KWoIIhw6

7/1/2025, 5:24:06 AM No.509185060

Bro save up for a highly sofisticated sex bot and then don't think about women anymore.

Anonymous ID: MVbASR3b

7/1/2025, 5:25:08 AM No.509185129

>>509182898 (OP)
Sometimes I’m tempted. I really wanna suck on some tiddies, but I just fap and the post nut clarity brings me back

Anonymous ID: 4lEwCtmz

7/1/2025, 5:25:26 AM No.509185145

>>509182898 (OP)
Yes but not that one (unless you are brown). She’s fat as fuck and a butter face.

Anonymous ID: 2bV2t5rD

7/1/2025, 5:27:37 AM No.509185279

>>509183500
Go on then, have fun

Anonymous ID: xS6upHP7

7/1/2025, 5:28:10 AM No.509185315

1704738426889957

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Hey, anon, pro tip here.

Rub one out first. Get yourself to post-nut clarity. Then make your decision.

Anonymous ID: nI3BGOfh

7/1/2025, 5:29:25 AM No.509185376

>>509184181
Indeed, but maybe that's all the leaf can afford. Times are tough.

Anonymous ID: xAq7jDVB

7/1/2025, 5:29:26 AM No.509185377

>dude wipes on the counter

You're in for a nasty surprise

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Anonymous ID: QOepvru3

7/1/2025, 5:29:32 AM No.509185380

>>509182898 (OP)
sure why not
ive been meaning to meet this N cup slut lately
i think its my pay day treat

Anonymous ID: ntWSzZHz

7/1/2025, 5:34:01 AM No.509185629

Where does one even go these days with backpage gone?

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Anonymous ID: uRT8+DFw

7/1/2025, 5:35:27 AM No.509185721

>>509185629
tryst.link

Anonymous ID: QOepvru3

7/1/2025, 5:35:48 AM No.509185746

>>509185629
>euroflag
>doesn't know about vivastreet
you from one of those countries where whores are illegal aren't you? sweden?

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Anonymous ID: xS6upHP7

7/1/2025, 5:36:06 AM No.509185761

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>>509185377
>Has advantage on all Perception checks.

Holy shit, bro. I need to poach you from your friend group

Anonymous ID: ntWSzZHz

7/1/2025, 5:38:07 AM No.509185873

>>509185629
>>509185746
whoops was shitposting with a memeflag

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Anonymous ID: QOepvru3

7/1/2025, 5:39:39 AM No.509185952

>>509185873
I do it too, stops the <your country xyz> replies.
have you heard of vegas? lots of whores there lol

Anonymous ID: jhRoPSnu

7/1/2025, 5:39:44 AM No.509185956

hookersaidno

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>>509182898 (OP)

Anonymous ID: fKNhZMuD

7/1/2025, 5:40:09 AM No.509185982

1543694783257

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>>509182898 (OP)
If you're a degenerate, retarded brown/nigger- then yes.

In short- yes.

Anonymous ID: xmhLOaAH

7/1/2025, 5:42:12 AM No.509186098

>>509182898 (OP)
Are your hands broken?

Anonymous ID: UoE9VC+i

7/1/2025, 5:43:51 AM No.509186174

>>509182898 (OP)
Yes, but not that one.

Anonymous ID: tVlaXinJ

7/1/2025, 5:44:05 AM No.509186188

>>509183175
story?
>>509182898 (OP)
generally not worth it

Anonymous ID: fj8qkPnl

7/1/2025, 5:44:47 AM No.509186225

>>509182945
1pbp

Anonymous ID: tVlaXinJ

7/1/2025, 5:46:11 AM No.509186294

>>509185629
leolist in canada

Anonymous ID: abyF2X7k

7/1/2025, 5:47:47 AM No.509186396

>>509182898 (OP)
Yeah but be discerning and don't be afraid to spend a little more on quality. Let me add that spending more doesn't always mean quality. There are other factors. Like is she a reputable provider with positive reviews. Check her out on cafreviews.com

Anonymous ID: GRfLgct6

7/1/2025, 5:47:56 AM No.509186412

GuPlZ0yXoAAE6r_

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>>509182898 (OP)
What site do you use bro? I live in rural BC, how do I order one?

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Anonymous ID: IWysGawt

7/1/2025, 5:48:16 AM No.509186430

>>509182898 (OP)
I shall fetch a rug

Anonymous ID: dezcYEGb

7/1/2025, 5:48:25 AM No.509186437

>>509182898 (OP)
Order a hooker to what?
Double digits decides what OP orders the hooker to do

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Anonymous ID: c4jTbMn7

7/1/2025, 5:48:55 AM No.509186467

>>509182898 (OP)
Nah. Just make money.

Anonymous ID: IWysGawt

7/1/2025, 5:49:09 AM No.509186484

>>509183121
>I haven't been laid in like 16 years.
You must be over 18 to post here memeflaggot

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Anonymous ID: abyF2X7k

7/1/2025, 5:49:14 AM No.509186486

>>509186437
Hooker pegs op

Anonymous ID: j0V9/Jwj

7/1/2025, 5:49:38 AM No.509186507

>>509182898 (OP)
No.

Anonymous ID: abyF2X7k

7/1/2025, 5:50:49 AM No.509186574

>>509186412
Leolist. You'll probably have to drive to kamloops or Prince George

Anonymous ID: AaaWyzFQ

7/1/2025, 5:51:23 AM No.509186603

Would

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>>509182898 (OP)
I cannot stress this enough, in reference to OP's pic:

Anonymous ID: ocvgEU8s

7/1/2025, 5:52:21 AM No.509186659

84e8a98d-767b-4f93-81df-f51f9f518298

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I like tummies

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Anonymous ID: Ie5OfJKs

7/1/2025, 5:52:32 AM No.509186674

>>509186484
I'm 34. Last time I got laid was in high school when I was 17 I think
I almost got laid when I was 23. I was laying in bed cuddling with a girl and I asked for her consent to fuck her and she said "ew" and I took that as a "no" and didn't fuck her

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Anonymous ID: TucveuCI

7/1/2025, 5:53:16 AM No.509186714

>>509186437
cook him dinner fully clothed

Anonymous ID: QOepvru3

7/1/2025, 5:53:46 AM No.509186742

>>509186659
would

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Anonymous ID: dezcYEGb

7/1/2025, 5:54:57 AM No.509186784

>>509186437
Rolling my own post once as is my right and due
Hooker has to insert banana into OP's ass and then eat it. The hooker may decide at what point if any to peel the banana.

Anonymous ID: abyF2X7k

7/1/2025, 5:57:07 AM No.509186890

>>509186674
>asked for consent
There's your problem

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Anonymous ID: Ie5OfJKs

7/1/2025, 5:57:46 AM No.509186914

>>509186890
That's what you're supposed to do though, otherwise it's rape

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Anonymous ID: abyF2X7k

7/1/2025, 5:58:17 AM No.509186936

>>509186437
Shit on op's chest and leave (no happy ending)

Anonymous ID: ocvgEU8s