Thread 509184167

White people dont season their hair

>>509184167 (OP)
Imagine the smell.

>>509184167 (OP)
Sniff it.

He’s wearing earbuds…so probably has his own entertainment. Does he need to see the screen? He should check his non-cornrows privilege.

>>509184167 (OP)
Tap them on the shoulder and say get your hair off my TV screen please and thanks. If they wanna chimp I'll laugh as security tasers them into submission

Braid them into a swastika

>>509184167 (OP)
Just open the tray table and close it on their hair, when the nigger moves it will pull her hair and she will sperg out.

lighter

>>509184167 (OP)
To be fair - at least that shows signs of bleaching. Which is the only REAL WAY to clean shitlox.

>>509184167 (OP)
What’s stopping him from asking her to not do that?
Before you say “she would chimp” I’ve experienced worse and simply asking resolved it

>>509184167 (OP)
Masticate on it like a hangry Dublin Dare except I'm eating not cummin'.

>>509187317
You’d think she’d be aware of it. I would say something, but the fact that she’s acting oblivious isn’t a good sign that she’s a reasonable person.

>>509187503
I’ve had a guy literally rock back and forth in his chair deliberately like a child, and I just asked him to stop and he did
I’ve also experienced this exact same scenario with long hair, same thing
I’m not saying the dude is at fault but I’m guessing he didn’t try

>>509184167 (OP)
What a shit cunt. I had real dreads (ie knotty ones, not braided ones) that were longer than this, and I never did shit like that.

>>509184221
>Imagine the smell.
Mine didn't usually smell, but if they got water-logged (eg whilst swimming), then they would stink for like 2 or 3 days whilst they dried out.

>>509184167 (OP)
Is that natural, blonde Aryan African queen, she can appropriate my biological features anyway, shhhh a black WOC is talking
Racist Jew kike

>>509187616
nigger

>>509184167 (OP)
Talking 'bout seasonin'

>>509187606
Interacting socially is stupid. Just post pics for the updoots.

>>509184167 (OP)
That is as gross and if snot was all over the seat. Not even just trying to be insulting. I would gag non stop.

>>509187616
They always stank like shit you just didn't notice because you were nose blind

>>509184891
>Just open the tray table and close it on their hair,

>>509184167 (OP)
This is why I always carry Gorilla Glue

>>509184167 (OP)
get those dreads away from me NIGGER

>>509184167 (OP)
What would I do? I spring for the exit row stipend or business class. You sit back with the orangutans, expect fuckery

>>509184891
>>509187907

>>509188398
why do they even wear wigs?

>>509189102
Black hair is naturally greasy and disgusting.

>>509189102
they forgot how to bind clay to their hair

>>509189102
Lmao have you seen their natural hair anon?

>>509188398
>1/2 times first instinct is to just start chimping and wreck random displays for someone else to clean up
Is this a nigger thing or a woman thing?

>>509189548
Africans do it so it literally can't be more than a two step process

one time I had a tall morbidly obese korean man sitting in front of me, he pushed the seat back. the screen was one inch away from my nose. I was like wtf

>>509191082
that fat ugly korean pig pushed the seat all the way back.

>>509184167 (OP)
Ask it to move its hair. Don't worry, it'll chimp out and ruin everyone's day but will increase nigger fatigue.

>>509184167 (OP)
>grab and pull hard
>lean forward
>whisper in ear
>"eh nigger, want massa to dick you down in the bathroom?"

>>509192001
Thats not even close to funny, did you not half way through typing realize that it was cringe? This is how people know you have autism

who said I was being funny?

what kind of douche bag wears overalls on a plane

>>509192676
This