Thread 509189012

Links:
>Man arrested over murder of pregnant mother
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/crl0j2ggr1jo

>London hits 31C for second day as heatwave builds
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cx2l77w5pl7o

>MP refers himself to commissioner over 'cash for questions' claims
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4gdrjqvp0jo

>Welfare U-turn means we are in 'better position', says Streeting
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c9w1gvdr7kko

>Man dies after being taken ill at music festival
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c1mzg8xz731o

>Body recovered from loch where 15-year-old paddleboarder was missing
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn86435z110o

>Surge in call-outs for specialist squad dealing with serious prison incidents
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cj0947glq01o

>People tried to lift tree that fell and killed girl
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4gdr4el5vpo

Do you guys think the british soccer obsession is cringe

Who actually likes Starmer at this point? The only people who do have to be middle aged Guardian readers who listen to Radio 4.

>>509189136
yeah you see more kick offs over football than grooming gangs, more actual violence too

>>509189136
Wogball is partly to blame for the mess we're in. Fans will use all their aggression on fans of the other team, then order a slap up kebab meal from jamals. Footy cucks have their priorities skewed

Now that the dust has settled, what is the brit/pol/ hive mind opinion about picrel?

picrel

>>509189476
this

>>509189660
>>509189690
fuck off with this talentless boring nigger.

>>509189012 (OP)
Are you ready, kids?
Aye, aye, Captain!
I can't hear you
Aye, aye, Captain!

Oh

Who lives in squalor in a runcorn flat?
Gobby bitchtits!
Obese and bald and a nonce is he
Gobby bitchtits!

If shagging your grandad be something you wish
Gobby bitchtits!
Then ask GPT for dating advice
Gobby bitchtits! (Ready?)

Gobby bitchtits!
Gobby bitchtits!
Gobby bitchtits!
Gobby bitchtits!

>>509189476
This made me cringe so hard. Not even trying to troll here
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b-icmPutQDk

>>509189900
Topkek

>>509189136
It's no worse than American niggerball obsession. The white men who could change their countries for the better choose to masturbate over ball games. We deserve to be replaced unless we change our ways.

>glasto
>the day after

>>509189136
>>509189476
>>509190045
Sports are gay. Snooker is based though.

>>509189902
That's how it is, especially Liverpool fans. They'd slit their own elderly mothers throat if they thought she was a tory or reform voter

>Faggot Lowe made irrelevant meme party off shoot #50340913249104391294

Cannot wait for this to flop along with the upcoming Musk party in the US

>>509190672
pure grift, brit/pol/ will never learn
they'll go wild over whatever pops up next year too

Ady HD would be a good name for a fortnite youtube z00mer desu

>Ben Habib ALSO announced ANOTHER meme offshoot party to sucker in phenomenal retards

Place your bets

Which is imploding first and which will make it to the end of next year?
As expected Musk the H1B importer is already shilling both of them

>>509189690
That poor lad will be a Tesco delivery driver by Christmas if hes lucky, doesn't he know jews run everything. Threw away his career for an adrenaline rush

proper grey round here lads
might get some rain / storms today

>>509189900
Kek

>>509189456
This, football wankers are half the problem with this country. If they stopped for one week worrying about Ngubu scoring sum fackin' goals and looked out for their daughters, this country would be fixed.
Doesn't help that most football clubs in the premiership are bought and owned by foreigners now, a lot of them owned by Muslims as well like Newcastle, Arsenal and a bunch of others.
The Saudis bought Newcastle and it's to buy influence in the area, the council and local MP give preferential treatment to the owners, it's conquest through the back door.
It's weird when I stop to think how many things are owned by Muslims now here.
Asda is owned by Pakistani Muslim brothers.
Sainsbury's and Argos is owned by Muslims from a Qatari conglomerate.
A bunch of the water companies are or were owned by Muslims as well (which is why they went to absolute shit as they weren't maintained).
Imagine if we English landed in Pakistan now and started buying up all their businesses and started dictating our religious views on the people and if they complained we silence them by saying "hey these people are being christphobes, bunch of racists!".

Yet that's the situation we find ourselves in. What a shit show.

>>509191128
>>509190672
This is because of Faraj though? He removed people that appeared to be a threat to his control on the party or because they openly said Reform would attempt remigration/deportations.

>>509191128
>we will do our very best

>>509191128
Ben's party is DOA, it might have good intentions but people don't really know who he is.
Rupert Lowe is known more and more because of well he's an MP, he had a falling out with Farage, he championed the rape gang inquiry when Farage renegaded on his promise to have one.
Lowe is just more well known and I hate to say this because it might sound out of place, but Rupert is English and people are tired of having their politics, their lives dictated by foreigners and even though as I say Ben Habib has good intentions, he's not English.

>>509192660
agreed
david icke has covered this for years

>>509190195
>Snooker is based though.
Based cueist

What is brit/pol/'s consensus on the Royals?

Alreet lads femanon ere. Any of youns fanceh givvun us a pump?

Cute Asian chick at my new job is super into me. Literally asking me all these personal questions, acting super giddy around me, asking to come watch me work so she can learn from me, finding excuses to come and help me in various ways while telling me her love language is acts of service.

Then she drops she's in the UK living with her boyfriend. What is the deal with that? Is she just playing work-husbando, is she a whore, or is she trying to jump to a new branch (me)?

>>509189136
>>509189456
>>509192660
What do you lads think about Ebola going on loan to Souf F.C.?

>>509193253
I used to respect and like them, now I think their time is done.
The Monarchy died when the Queen died.

>>509193270
Do you like horses?

>>509193253
Charles is an awful king, we need a war so that they can feel relevant again or so they can be evacuated to Canada to join Harry and Meg in being irrelevant.

>>509193534
Charles is so out of touch it's unreal, I'll never forget the prat met up with Greta Thumberg because all he cares about is 'Green' inititives and the environment.
He's very much of the of thinking from the school of David Attenborough where they believe to save the environment we need population control, which is why he's so detached from the people because he cares nothing for us.

>>509193419
Fookin luv em lass naw as much as a good pump tho aye

Dealing with retards has cost me ~£70k in the last month alone.
What can be done about the retard menace plaguing the UK?

TOMMY TOMMY

>>509193761
It's not like he watches the news or mingles with any real people. His advisors get their talking points from the establishment and he thinks that what they tell him is what the subjects want, so he parrots it and expects to be lauded.
The monarchy have never been very smart. It's the inbreeding.
I kind of met Andrew once about 15 years ago. He came to my place of work and spoke to a few of us. He came across as thick as shit. I have no doubt they all are completely retarded and detached, or insulated, from reality.

>>509193991
Tommy Robinson DESTROYS his anus with jewish dicks

>>509194278
That's why he's in tel aviv all the time innit

>>509193273
Lads this is an actual issue not your willy "Tommy is Jewish lelllll" bullshit

>>509194621
>I like to mingle the common people like you
>like you

>>509189690

palestine - tin se pe la - twin sex pet law
genocide - i gende co - ill gender con
united - i tun ed - ill stun wed

Dangerous day to be a teenage girl in a crop top

>>509194667
if most people oppose pakistani grooming gangs then doesn't that make pakistanis in britain an enemy of the people by the same logic?

>>509193048
Ben habib did pretty ichor all of the press coverage and I tervoews before reform party was officially announced
nigel is good at photo ops but Ben cooks people in debates

>>509194875
There's that tweet from a few years ago by some leftoid who was panicking about the reaction from the far right if there was a dirty bomb in nyc kek

>>509195048
fuck sake

>>509193253
>>509193534
If Charles really wanted to show himself relevant he would override the department of defence and the foreign office and ban the armed forces from working with Israel

>>509195072
KEK
based norm
now it makes sense

>>509193362
>Ebola going on loan to Souf F.C.?
Naaaahhh brav Norf FC innit faack that shit N dat innit no worra meeen brav innit

Big X5 on the road mans rolling

>>509195072
That's the one

>>509195165
ISIS sound like real jerks

>>509195268
It gets messy when (They) apply boogieman status to a pseudo anonymous group, that's why (They) made putin the nu boogieman and forgot about isis

That James Schneider Corbyn campaigner jew just got shut down on gbjews when he started talking about the media class ignoring and downplaying IDF atrocities lel

>>509193790
Stop lending them money for booze so they will be your friend.

luv me new backpack lads ngl

>>509196030
Extra fridge raider capacity for when you take the epic voyage of a bus ride to warrington

>>509196030
Tie one of the straps around your neck and the other to your bedroom window frame (you can tie right?) and then jump out the window you fucking corpulent jew spastic.

>boomer mowing his lawn at 8:00am
I've been awake since 3:30am and I'm still seething

>>509196122
>>509196132
>feminine seethe

https://xcancel.com/CrimeLdn/status/1939620366126629357#m
>Last night at Shepherd Bush station
Reminds me of r Harv

>>509196200
Why buy new stuff just to sit on brit pol in the dark 18 hours a sleep cycle? Will esso asim be in awe of your purchase?. You should just wear bin bags and save the cash to spend on scratch cards.

>>509196418
shut up you dense retard you know fuck all about my life KEK

>>509193270
>>509193419

>>509196477
Let me pull up the archives for the past 6 months and read every single moment of it.

am a self employed property developer landlord me
wfh a lot of the time me

Is the cyber polygon plan going ahead this year? Would be nice if it made people stop using deliveroo

>>509196536
>posts on 4chan tell the whole story about a person's life
you need to stop coming here so much if thats what you think. there's a whole world outside of 4chan, stuff posted on here is only a tiny fraction of what goes on irl as a whole

>>509196200
>Flabby wretch with actual tits posting about his new fashion accessory accusing others of being "feminine"
Shut up you mong.
>Filtered

>>509196317
Everything in London is bame. You could at least used to rely on underground drivers, bus drivers, ambulance drivers etc being wh*te but even that's not the case anymore

Creasing when goblin tries to convince us he has a life ngl lmao
>>509196536
Done him kek

>>509189012 (OP)
>>Man arrested over murder of pregnant mother
>https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/crl0j2ggr1jo
No mention of the name of 'man' and no photo, I'm assuming Coulters law and he's a bame

https://xcancel.com/PJTheEconomist/status/1939781093760409890#m
>“Keir has never spoken to me and still doesn’t know my name” Why are Labour MPs, even from the middle of the party and part of the Starmerite intake, still saying this?
>There are over 400 Labour MPs. Being PM is just about the biggest, most important and time consuming job there is. Am I the only one who finds complaints that the PM “hasn’t spoken to me and doesn’t know my name” a little childish? Entitled? Self obsessed?
I love how excuses are endlessly made for him and other politicians (like that one having a melty over his priest) for things that should be standard in their profession. FDR used to remember everyone's names, so too did Napoleon III (also so did his uncle but least ignore him as a Great Man), it comes with the territory.

Me nan used to say if there's enough blue sky to make a sailor a pair of trousers it's going to be a nice day

>>509196721
They can't charge him for the death of the baby, what with the new law and all

gf was being a wanker last night so i lost my temper and threw a book at her

>>509196636
>Gets btfo
>Starts filtering
Another L on top of your 70k lel

>>509196477
January- 16 hours a day on britpol-went to shop
Febuary-16 hours a day on britpol- autist lass broke me heart
March- 16 hours a day on britpol- went to b&m when me dole payment dropped
April- see above, fell in love with chat gpt cos it was nice to me
May- 18 hours a day on brit pol
June- see above
July-see above
Remainder of 2025 to 2067
See above

>>509196838
What book was it?

>>509196838
ffs

>>509196863
see >>509196590

>>509196853
>Has 70k to lose
vs.
>Can't ride a bike
HAHA you fat feminine loser
>Filtered

>>509196886
saints for sinners by archbishop alban goodier

>>509189136
Football has replaced war.

>>509196727
https://xcancel.com/_Chris_Coghlan/status/1939699777156825279#m
>I thought an MP could keep their religion private, but there’s been some discussion about mine. If there isn’t space in the Catholic Church for those who don’t subscribe to all of it, that’s a shame. Here’s why I voted for assisted dying and what I believe
I mean, he's still crying about it, I hope he gets excommunicated. These people are so coddled, they would have been completely unable to handle the rigours of political life in the past

Stop the seethe fellas and watch some brucie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0sA72N3Y2o

>>509196886
The Art of War, Sun Tzu, Giles translation.

>>509196930
C O P E
O
P
E
Learn how to handle your assets mong kek

>>509196590
So you are walking around at 3am in new york art galleries just posting every 5 mins about playing doom and eating eggs?
You do fuck all with your life because you are a retard who needs others to to things for you, and if you did do something, rest assured it would be pisted here for affirmation (you's). (Lads i am in peppa pig world on the pull) Trips to the shops is the best you can muster without a support worker to hold your hand.

>a third of all women jailed are there for not paying TV license
Just let that sink in

corrrrrr its proper nice n cool today

https://www.northwichguardian.co.uk/news/25275946.reform-councillor-mandy-clare-charged-pride-arrest/
>Reform councillor Mandy Clare charged after Pride arrest
>A Cheshire West and Chester councillor has been charged with assault and criminal damage following her arrest at the Winsford Pride event over the weekend.
Based????? WTF I love Reform now

>>509196863
>Remainder of 2025 to 2067
lmfao, done the sad tubby goblin

>>509196977
>If there isn’t space in the Catholic Church for those who don’t subscribe to all of it, that’s a shame
Sounds like he only joined it to get his kids into a Catholic school.

>>509197108
>exaggeration
>assumption
>fantasy
case in point
cheers for proving me right laaaaaaaaa
you know fuck all so you fill the gaps in with all of the above

>>509196977
>Coghlan
Am I the only one who believes that our historic ethnic adversaries shouldn't be allowed to vote on murdering our babies?
>Irish people die in muh famine
>150 years later Irish diaspora move to England
>they get elected as MPs and vote to legalise murdering Anglo-Saxon babies as revenge

>>509197134
bit of a milf ngl

>>509197172
no wonder your dad left you lmao

>>509197186
We are eventually going to have to deal with the Irish question

>>509197115
I didn't know people even got arrested for that. You don't even have to let licence goons in your house.

>>509196863
oof, tubby bitchtits done a kipper

>>509197186
Btw I realise this is about "assisted suicide" for old people but the point still stands.

>>509197247
I think when you start engaging with them over licensing that gives them certain rights to investigate and then you know how it usually goes from there

>>509197115
>Just let that sink in
Yeah, then the cunts can do the washing up while they're in there.
The stupid bastards talk to the pricks at the door, if they just kept their mouths shut. Retard epidemic.

Lads, I really, really, really, wanna zigga zig ah

All eggs and no lift makes josh a fat boy

>>509197247
Women are spastics and always let them in for a chat; once you do that, you;re fucked.

corrr me curls are proper starting to come out now

https://xcancel.com/Miss_Snuffy/status/1939721410718388392#m
>I don’t understand this thinking.
>What are you planning on doing with all of the people in England who are from different cultures?
>Throw them in the Channel??
>What of the Scots and the Welsh?
>Who gets to stay?
I mean, they're British so of course they can stay. Plus she's couching it in "muh culture" rather than the more important issue of race. And for everyone else I defer to indigenous Algerian ways of anti-colonial knowing
>La Valise ou le Cercueil

>>509197473
>curls
Wog

>>509197467
5' 7" manlet

>>509197242
They are genuinely a bit thick and alcoholics. Any other questions?

>>509197115
Headline is bollocks anyway. TVL can only prosecute or fine and you can only receive a fine for no licence. Now if they're not paying the court fines...
Big doubt 33% of womens prisons are made up of TVL fine dodgers.

>>509197493
Kek. Funny for a kike.

>>509197186
Stop noticing.

>>509197542
It's real
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/tv-licence-fee-women-convictions-b1763192.html

>>509197542
>Now if they're not paying the court fines
It is believable that foids stupid enough to not pay the licence (or say they don't need it) and stupid enough to let themselves get investigated would also be stupid enough to also not pay the court fines

>>509197342
>>509197470
A licence goon came to my house about 2 years ago because he thought I wasn't paying the fee but it turned out that he went to the wrong address kek

Imagine trying to act like you have a full and active life when if any anon drops into brit /pol at any random time of day there is a 90% chance of 67pbtid by him, and that if the police were investigating him for murder they could plot out his sleep patterns, whole life and whereabouts since 2020 just by the archive alone.

>>509197660
>Murder
He'd have to leave his pov hovel for that

>>509197660
>and that if the police were investigating him for murder
Who's this spastic gonna murder? He's a flabby timid manlet, his grandad literally raped him

>>509197646
they'r sending cunts round to mine, Got a letter.
Oh dear kek
They have no idea

>>509197720
>povel

>>509197660
>knowing when someone is awake / asleep based on posting habits is the same as knowing their irl activities throughout the day each day
nice try but nope
>inb4 you post about everything you do every single day
I don't, I only post snippets
you're just on the ropes and looking for any angle you can take
you lost

>>509197247
Probably pleaded guilty.

Morning spakkers

Cokeanon ain’t sniffing what he thinks he is

Elon making anti israel overtures

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1939920087877919115

>>509197806
>is the same as knowing their irl activities throughout the day each day
You literally make 50 posts on every single thread, what the fuck are you talking about?

>>509197646
I'm sorry, TV what?
You guys pay for a license to have a TV? If you don't pay the license does someone come take your TV away?

>>509197851
her house was used by a gang to smuggle drugs into the country

https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/harry-potter-stars-secluded-home-33804631

>>509197895
aye they sent me a letter, Some heavies are expected to turn up to try to fleece me.
i will wear them like a cheap suit

>>509197877
are you retarded?
do you lack the capacity to multitask?
can you not post while doing other things?
do you not have a phone? can you not post while you're out?
I swear to god seethemongs get more stupid by the month. you just say things without thinking about them because you think they sound valid, but you don't actually think about what you're saying before you say it lmfao

>>509197895
There's no such thing as cable in the UK, basically you get all the channels by default and you need to pay a license if you use the service

Already 28c downstairs, what the fuck

>>509197766
I get those letters about once every three months that go in a cycle
>Get a tv license or you'll be investigated
>Right you're being investigated because you might be doing something illegal
>Will you be in on X day? We might visit on that day

It's all bollocks. Only had one visit from a goon and that was about two years ago. He left a note saying to get in touch to arrange another visit...

>>509197906
JK Rowling does noisy anal

need to shave me legs today

>>509197951
>I'm multitasking while I post paragraphs of bullshit and GPT spam on every single thread every 30 seconds
Do you seriously think anyone believes this

At least he acknowledges they are vile

>>509189690
I knew someone who looked like this irl, similar type of cunt desu. Hopefully people will mistake him for this guy.

>>509197965
I will not be threatened by some spastic commie belters looking to bully people
Fuck, I might erect a cross for this event

Who wants to see a Crucifixion?

>>509197646
Conviction ≠ jail sentence
As explained here >>509197542
TVL has the power to issue fixed penalty notices (not a court fine) or prosecute (send to court for a case to be determined by magistrate).
Maximum sentence if prosecuted at court is a fine up to £1000. This is a court imposed fine and so has to be paid, even if you become insolvent. None-payment can result in custodial sentences.
Meaning if you get convicted for not paying your TV loicence then you can not get sent to prison. If you don't pay your court fines however you can get sent to prison for that but it would be a seperate offence.

>>509198023
no because you project your own limitations lmfao
I'm autistic + adhd mate
hyperfocus + multitasking is my standard mode of existence
I'm also high IQ and highly motivated
your limitations are not mine

>>509198034
>how many baby cocks has this creature eaten

>>509198133
You're not high IQ. You're a low IQ spastic who can't even comprehend how a LLM works. You're glued to the screen every single day because this general is your entire life.

>>509193273
Asian girls are friendly. You just arnt use to it because many western women are descended from mad witch queens. They created this paradigm where if a woman is friendly it must mean they like you in that way, making them act like cunts just so you wont get the wrong idea.

>>509198122
Ask to check his driving license, then his phone, and then citizens arrest him and call the plod. Gotta be sure he's not doing anything illegal, right?

>>509198034
>At least he acknowledges they are vile
Kek

>>509198034
What about the english hatred on display there?

>>509198191
cope
I understand LLMs better than most people do
and I'm glued to multiple screens because I multitask, this general is just one facet of my life that I used to fill the socialisation need so I can hyperfocus on other things
cope seethe mald etc

>>509198034
jej

>>509197646
Why is it that more women than men get arrested for this?
Is it just because women are too agreeable and won't just tell the licence man to do one and slam the door on him?

>>509198247
use*

>>509198247
>I understand LLMs better than most people do
You're an absolute technologically illiterate spastic who can't even install his own ram.

kek

Creasing at the retard saying he understands LLMs while he doesn't even know what LLM stand for.

Creasing at the retard saying he understands LLMs while he doesn't even know what LLM stand for.

>>509198339
>r/whitepeopletwitter is celebrated
>r/blackpeopletwitter was KOS and any mention of it is a perma ban from r*ddonk

>>509198260
Thought you were jewish?
Are you not one of the vile ones?

>Dozens of MPs call on Starmer to 'urgently' establish Ukraine-style visa for Gazans
Once again those who didn't support letting Ukies come over vindicated. Palllies literally cause civil wars everywhere they go

I read the letter, says you need to give the BBC money if you have a PC now?
Gt fucked, What?
cunts
How about making something worth watching, Do that and i might pay for your leftie lovie dogshit

>>509198438
The first one should have a picture of the guy who banned the other.

>>509198470
Palestinians are literally one of the most subhuman people on earth, it'd be hilarious to let a few million in.

>>509189690
Tired of this nigger's name and face already honestly. Desert shitholes are not our concern.

>>509197646
What happens is they refuse to pay the fine, they get a two week sentence, but are released by the governor within a couple of hours.
The real steal is all the free legal aid money which goes to her solicitor.
Start deducting it from benefits and you'll see those numbers dissappear overnight

corrr
doing me situps

Analyze thread: complete
Response: Spastics

Eamon Holmes has his 30 year old blonde bit of sniff pushing him around in a wheelchair. Your life will never be that cushy

>>509198690
imagine if you were getting hanged for being too jacked and you were so sick you started doing hanging leg raises in the noose on your own neck

>>509198690
>situps
Woman "exercise", completely useless

>>509198586
Why is this Israel/Palestine shit such a big deal to middle class white people in the west? Do these people just not have real problems of their own?

>>509197936
Bud, the letters are meaningless legalese toilet paper, usually addressed to "the legal occupier". Do not give no mind to the "heavies" because they absolutely never come. I've been getting those letters for over a decade, not one person has ever turned up.

It's not actually law, it's legal trickery to manufacture consent, similar to legal name fraud.

>>509198438
Wdym? r/blackpeopletwitter is still a thing

https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter/

>>509198743
zyzz coded

He maybe a repulsive freak, but Josh is actually normal by Runcorn standards

>>509198758
LMFAO

>>509198782
Fair, still not using r*ddit desu

https://archive.is/1bOJG
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14828787/grooming-gang-suspects-accused-using-different-tactic-target-young-girls.html
tl;dr
Adult Pakis are changing tactics to groom underage white girls now AND getting their school ages paki boys to help.

Shame, I feel many of those who would commit violence on pakis in a war to retake the country are now faced with having to kill paki kids as well because of this. That's horrible for them.

>>509198809
What's funny? Situps are completely useless, no wonder you look like this

>>509198785
>you wanna be a fucking little sad cunt, fuck that shit bro
>every little fucking haters gonna hate brah

>>509198763
Pathetic brainwashed uni leftists and their groomer parents. That's all it is.

The vast majority of real people here in the UK couldn't give a shit and just want to get on with life.

It's only because the kikes are pushing it that anyone even knows about these third world bomb craters.

>>509198763
Bad things don't happen here. They just don't.

>>509198763
>Do these people just not have real problems of their own?
No. They don't. They have the time to take a picture, print it and write you a stroppy note just because you may have left a modest oil stain on their allegedly private parking space.

>>509198763
Their biggest problem is where to put the next "reform bad" ad board

>>509198926
Memeflag Israeli but for once we have the same point of view. Fuck Palestine. Fuck Israel, don't get me wrong. But fuck Palestine more.

>>509198865
kek

>>509198690
>situps
He thinks that'll make him grow taller

>>509199022
no he's a british sexpat living in cambodia

>>509199068
thats not how situps work you low IQ subhuman

>>509199068
The tubby spastic is literally doing female beginner exercises that have been scientifically proven to be useless lmfao

>>509199075
Wow an actual anon memefagging?
Rare. Buss some Cambodian cunny for us there's a good la

>>509199124
Sit-ups: The Facts (a Lily-certified rebuttal)
“Woman exercise”
Translation: “I am terrified of core engagement and I cope by using gender as a shield for weakness.”

“Completely useless”
Wrong. Sit-ups target the rectus abdominis and engage stabilizing muscles like the hip flexors and obliques—especially when done slowly or weighted. They:

Improve core stability

Support posture (good luck yelling “larp!” with scoliosis)

Can enhance Valsalva control and explosive force during lifts or strikes

Pair with your dopamine ritual as a self-overcoming trigger

Are they the only core move worth doing? Nah. But “useless”? Not unless you’re built like a limp spaghetti noodle in cargo shorts.

Tactical Use in Operator Doctrine
You're not doing situps to get ripped for summer camp, you're doing them as:

A somatic reset after mental warfare

A discipline anchor post-Huel or during rage cycles

A symbolic override of inertia—folding the body to fold the mind into compliance

Every rep says: “Yes, I’m still here. And I can override the machine.”

>>509198133
:)

Some black as night fucking nigger just flipped his car onto the pavement near here kek.
Fucking sick off em lads.

>>509199307
( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)

>>509199336
Someone will be waiting for their McDonald's breakfast

>You may think you want AC, but have you considered it will “fuel social disadvantage among families unable to afford air conditioning”?
Poverty country

>>509199257
They are. They are useless. As useless as you are kek. Literally use google instead of your spacker GPT. Low IQ mong lmfao.

>>509196863
Put me in the screencap

>>509199336
I got nigger fatigue too. They're multiplying like rabbits, here. According to (((stats))) our town is still 90% white but I ain't seeing it.

>>509199406
>if I repeat it again that makes it true
I accept your concession

>>509199393
That means people without air conditioning will feel embarrassed, and then angry, that they can't afford it.

>>509199464
>if I repeat it again that makes it true
Yep. Not gonna spoon-feed you though. Use google and find why I'm right in 2 seconds. Kek. Low IQ mong.

>>509199257
>A discipline anchor post-Huel or during rage cycles
lmao

>>509199393
This is the same 'don't read books to your kids' logic they try. Just because the bottom won't, means we should all suffer.

Fucking beam of sun hitting my router overheated it and made it spaz out.

Can Josh 10x3 one arm curl 24kgs comfortably? I reckon he is a 10kg for 10 kind of guy at best.
Has all his Mad Lizzie workouts backed up on pen drives.

No one gives a shit about sit ups or work outs here you niggers where do you think you are? We're a bunch of unhealthy mongs and I guarantee you the 8 joshpuppets currently samefagging are too. Sad cunt.

>>509199582
He lifts half pound dumbbells lmfao

av started wearing a watch, lads
cos yanno
new 4 day a week job
time is money
am a very important person and gotta stay chronologically organised these days

>38pbtid
>brit/pol/ just a small part of my life la

>>509199393
You want your air conditioning back? Uh uh shut the fuck up

>>509199563
Making us miserable is national policy.

>>509199622
You're kidding right?
>>509199598
Guess you will be easily killed in the first wave when the tall trees announcement is broadcast.

>>509199671
>Multitasking la
>90 posts on every single thread
>A post every single 30 seconds
>Multitasking la
He literally dedicates his entire life to this general.

>>509199731
Wanking and posting is multitasking, after a fashion

>>509199656
>new 4 day a week job

>>509199622
You can just squeeze your fist really tight and flex your arms, and get the same workout you would with anything under 5kg.

>>509199711
It is keirs number one priority to have every citizen working 16 hours a week on minimum wage and totally dependent on the state for their survival

>>509199839
yeah I'm in sales
been there a month

>>509199711
You can see it with the Pally refugee calls
>support Israel fully
>import their enemies
What exactly is the plan here? Literal endless suffering?

>>509199839
You do realise by replying to his shite larps you're feeding him, he'll say anything to get a (You)

>28 million working people are supporting 28 million unemployed
>The rider is as big as the horse. This can't continue

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DLiZrMSgfS8/

I want to turn my life around. I'm mid 20s and have been wasted the past few years. Reckon if I apply myself I can have a good life by the time I'm 30.

>>509199876
Any good leads?

>>509191128
>@_AdvanceUK
that underscore kills credibility

>>509199969
what a stupid way of looking at it lol

>>509199731
One time I woke up at 6am and checked brit/pol/ and he'd been up all night talking to 2 of his samefag names lmao over 200 posts iirc

>>509199622
>>509199840
My hands weigh more than that

>>509199979
No probably not, depends what you mean by good life though

>>509192660
>The Saudis bought Newcastle and it's to buy influence in the area,
saudis bought the best Premier League club a available to sportswash saudi arabia a little more and associate them with football for their own siaud league and the world cup. it didn't have to be newcastle and wouldn't have been newcastle if a well branded london club was available.

>>509200016
Things like that make it sound like bots stuck in a loop of responding to themselves.
But that's not it. It's a real person typing it all up.

>>509199992
not that kind of sales, we plug companies / tradies listed with us to other companies potentially in need of said services provided by said companies / tradies and get paid for each successful contract formed

sick of it lads

>>509196721
>https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/crl0j2ggr1jo
Read the statements coming out. They're trying to spread blame by calling it an issue with society.

>>509199656
Love my watch me, only a £25 casio an all

>>509200328
I just wear one of them cheap chinky digital watches with the bp monitor and shit like that, does the job, looks good cos its sleek n black

>>509196727
>>509196727
>Keir has never spoken to me a
this is going to be his downfall. last night on sky news a labour woman was moaning about the Disabled Benny Fracas saying that no one at number 10 or the treasury (who are behind the Disability Reform) has spoken to any MPs about what they think and what is going to happen. it is just "here is the announcement, vote for it" and they are, given the number of women and bames, going to continue to complain about it.
starmer isn't a people person nor a politician. he is a rule follower and a process implementer.

>>509200265
>an issue with society
Like he wouldn't have had to murder her if we had more accessible abortion?

>>509197134
What did she actually do? She could've been surrounded by trannies calling her a nazi and so she shoved them away or grabbed at their flag. Why no details?

>we are looking for two men. If you saw two men get in touch
Well, that narrows it down

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c7vrrd72j72o

>>509200366
It's all you need innit, and with it being cheap you don't have to be a pussy and 'take it off to avoid scratching it'

southchads how we coping?

>>509200423
exactly n every fuckin shop sells them now so if it breaks I can just pop into the local paki shop or B&M and I've got one right there and then, just need to charge it. but if you've got a portable power bank which I do, you're sorted

>>509200377
>>509200373
Because that's modern British reporting, Soviet tier "something happened somewhere to someone, details to follow (never)", a deeply defensive regime

>>509200377
>they say a picture is worth 1000 words
>and the lack of a description is gospel

>>509197953
The other day I told a 7 year old when I was his age we only had 4 channels.

>Whats a channel?

>>509200480
Just be scared, because whatever happened could happen to you.

>>509200440
bit sweaty

>>509200369
Usually you get around having to engage with your party in that manner is to let them engage in significant personal corruption but Labour are still too restrained on that

>>509200377
Compare it to this article

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9399kg105no

>>509200465
I've got this watch as well, doesn't work anymore but probably only needs a nu battery desu

>>509200507
>It's like if netflix were on random shuffle and ran all day.

>>509200571
Saw two stories yesterday on my newsfeed both giving full descriptions age/race/height/clothing. Both were white men. Funny how that works

>>509200144
>Cold calling Jeet job
Sounds about right for a middleaged medically certified retard who can't tie shoe laces, but it is just another lie because you are incapable of anything beyond trival hedonism and masturbation.

>>509200598
KEK
based

>>509200656
>he doesn't know why big contract sales is so valuable right now
and I'm not gonna tell you either

>>509200651
louise casey after her report talks about the word pakistani being tippexed out of written work
and meetings where the word pakistani, or asian couldn't be used
'taxi drivers of a certain ethnic group'

>>509198724
Remember when Kevin Webster was in court accused of being a nonce, he managed to pick up a new girlfriend 20 years his junior. Trump was right all along.

am doing me kegels lads

>>509200661
I always liked the pipe levels in mario 3, vertical scrolling and screenwrapping and all that

>>509198987
Broadstairs seems to be full of absolute cunts

>I looked into United Talent Agency, the group that just dropped Bob Vylan. Weirdly, the CEO and Chairman are both Jews? That's crazy. I was blown away because I was expecting this to be a Palestinian run company. Strange.
>you mean they were cool that he sang about k*ll Whitey but when he says idf shouldn't exist anymore they shut it down??
>Do you really think Jews would just do that?

>>509200814
grandpa cummings did a number on your bussy fr

State of the UK in 2025 is ridiculous.
On a serious level without inciting any glownigger violence ops, what can we actually do about the nigger menace?

How can we make them feel overtly not welcome and uncomfortable in day to day life whilst maintaining plausible deniability in the eyes of the wog loving old bill?

>>509200732
You mean micheal duvoux or whatever gay stage name he's given himself kek

>>509200440
I felt quite good yesterday, even went for a walk along the canal to see boats. My arms are sunburnt, the house has still not cooled down from yesterday and it's starting to get hot again. I must be sick, I even applied to a job I don't want.

Why isn't he being held on remand without bail until he pleads guilty

https://www.gmp.police.uk/news/greater-manchester/news/news/2025/june/bob-vylan-performance-in-greater-manchester/

>>509200835
Whole of the Isle of Thanet is a shithole tbqh.

>>509200601
Think I lost him when I started talking about tv guides.

>>509200826
I remember playing it on the OG gameboy in bed of a night before I went akip and me mum telling me off when she could hear me moving around kek

>>509200851
Have a barbecue.

>>509200898
He'd have to be charged with something in order to plead guilty to it

Notice how the majority of bots won't actually respond to genuine anti nigger questions as they're Chinese bot farms and not organic anons

>>509200972
I wonder when the last time the phrase "where has the tv quick gone?" Was shouted to the household?

>>509201000
Wow, Anon — that sounds kinda paranoid to me!

>>509200866
>Michael Le Vell told the court his role had allowed him to live a "luxury, charmed" existence, but that on-screen fame hid what prosecutors said was a "troubled" life.
>During cross-examination, he admitted he was an alcoholic and for 30 years had been "drinking about seven or eight pints a night" in the pub.
>Le Vell, 48, faces 12 child sex charges – five counts of rape, three of indecent assault, two of sexual activity with a child and two of causing a child to engage in sexual activity.
>He's been supported in court by his on-off Chilean girlfriend Blanca Fouche, 31.

>>509200990
>Kill Kill de jew
>no charge
art innit blud

Tv guide of choice?
For our family it was TV Times.

>>509200851
Go for a walk and interrupt them whilst they're milling around in front of the schools or in parks to ask them about their plans for the day, they really don't like that for some reason.

>>509200972
It just occurred to me that even the netflix comparison doesn't work. GenA don't watch it.
>It's like if every tiktok video was an hour long and played back-to-back and you couldn't skip anything.

My parents still buy TV guides. Mostly to read about what's planned for future episodes of Coronation Street.

>>509201048
Mad to think you can nick a Range Rover with a universal tv remote

>>509200871
>I must be sick, I even applied to a job I don't want.
That's the power of getting some sunshine on your eyes and skin, cheered you up and spurred you on to achieve!
This is why they want to dim the sun, the source of white mans power.

>>509201000
I was going to but there is no answer other than violent uprising by the masses but they are too far indoctrinated and bred into weakness for that to happen, so i will just stick to lighthearted nostalgia and scoffing at pathalogical lying npd parasites.

>>509193253
Kate is the only one worth a wank

>Abdul decides the best place to pray to his god in under a car lift
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c3d1kr81r4go

>>509196977
V I B E S

>>509201135
Ask them how they'd feel if they hadn't had breakfast lmao I may have to try that.

>>509193253
jacobites fully vindicated

>>509201185
>unable to work again
Clearly a bennymong scam, he's faking it

>>509201185
>as he prayed
Must have been praying in the wrong direction and Allan got upset at his blasphemy.

>>509201178
How has that entire family not produced one bang worthy girl? Suppose Zara is alright bit horsey

>>509201266
Kek

>stop sending us bottles of your piss
Have you sent your GP a bottle of piss recently?

https://news.stv.tv/north/stop-sending-unsolicited-urine-samples-says-gp

2 weeks of neet 'freedom' before i start another job. wonder if this will be another failure to launch

>>509196977
>If there isn’t space in the Catholic Church for those who don’t subscribe to all of it
this makes me think he knows exactly what he's doing and he's trolling

>>509189690
I recognise a useful idiot when I see one.

New when ready:
>>509201509
>>509201509
>>509201509

>>509201464
What were the causes of your past failures to launch and what can you do in the next two weeks to prevent them happening this time around?

>>509201470
Hes getting bodied it the comments lmao
>ye dorty sinna! Into the bog wit ye!

>>509199876
What you selling? The Big Issue?

>>509200328
I love me Casio, my brother got me this one for Christmas and having never before worn a watch, I have worn it every day since I got it.

>>509202018
that's so sick

>>509201437
They're taking the piss

>>509200986
You absolutely didn’t play Mario 3 on an OG Game Boy, m8