>>509192975 (OP)Every morning I pray to Oprah. At lunchtime, I begin by saying the rosary for George St. Floyd. For lunch today, I had a ketchup and American cheese sandwich. After lunch, I take off my shirt and pick cotton to show solidarity with the people my ancestors oppressed. After a long day's work, my wife's boyfriend lets me play smash brothers for a half hour, while they talk about adult things in the other room. Once they're done, he comes back to collect my wages for reparations. I feel good, knowing that I'm making right the iniquities of my ancestors. Before bed, I pray to Malcom X, Martin Luther, and Busta Rhymes. After the melatonin kicks in, it's lights out for me!