Thread 509206386

Drunk, says nigger, Pervy, slurred and waving his flail around.

Why did he become like this?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS-a9NXeaBk&t=4462s

>>509206386 (OP)
>TheQuartering risked his business to bail this guy out
grim

Styx is based. Kys kiwinigger

>>509207920
I hope you get pecked to death by hellkiwis

>>509206386 (OP)
drunk as fuck
slurred words
what a total loser.

>>509206386 (OP)
>go to drunk timestamp
>clearly not drunk
I fucking hate lolcow addicts. They’re so desperate for constant material they bend reality to make shit up constantly

Yoo-hoo-hoo and a bum full of cum

>>509206386 (OP)
his transformation is complete

>>509206386 (OP)
He’s a vampirate remember

Is it election season already?

>>509208975
comments have the time stamps

>>509211810
I know. I clicked the “drunk” one and he’s not drunk at all. I clicked the flail one and literally nothing weird happened

>>509206386 (OP)
Play the clown long enough and the clown starts to play you.

>>509206386 (OP)
The drinking seems to be an issue.

>>509206386 (OP)
I’m very excited to see Styx on Louisiana parole board. He better take his programz he needs at minimum some drug and alcohol counseling victim awareness and cage your rage otherwise he is totally fucked. He is definitely going to be fucked in prison tho that isn’t negotiable

>soft a
Well, regardless its going on my soundboard

>>509206386 (OP)
Styxhexenhammer666 is obsessed with free gaming laptops and devising schemes to fool people into sending him enormous donations and weekly tithes for his "Salvation Laptop Fund" which he uses to buy more expensive gaming laptops. He's running a big scam operation to fool all of you into sending him your life savings to buy yourself a place on his so-called "Salvation Laptop". In reality Styx will just type your name onto a list which he saves as a Word document on his "magical" laptop, that's your "place of salvation". He will then use your money to buy himself even more expensive gaming laptops that he'll play on his luxury yacht and private jet while plotting to rule the world through his laptop scam.

Styx Laptop pledge drive:
https://archive.org/details/youtube-xQNVgo5h-D4

>Petition to make Styx get a job
https://web.archive.org/web/20191218064242/https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-styxhexenhammer666-get-job

▶ Styx boasts about his "tech skills" but doesn't know how to transfer the data from his HDD
▶ Keeps replacing his microphones because the volume is always terrible (he doesn't know how to adjust it)
▶ He fails to properly install his Logitech peripherals on his other laptop and thinks they don't work simply because his other laptop is "too old" to work with Logitech software

>>509211938
he's drunk as fuck.

What would Mr. Warwick be doing if this was 1995 and he couldn't grift off the internet?

Vampirate arc over?

>>509206386 (OP)
Also, learn to embed, and your timestamp is gay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS-a9NXeaBk&t=3976s

>>509212679
He already got jail house rocked.

>>509214069
Your timestamp doesn't work on embed either

>>509206386 (OP)
Why did he do a gimmick change?

>>509215330
We all need to refresh our gimmicks occasionally.

>>509215257
Underrated

>>509206386 (OP)
>waving his flail around
sounds dangerous

>>509215257
never worked on mobile

>>509206386 (OP)
He's falange pilled now?

>>509215695
>>509215257
Oh, here then you jackassoles
https://youtu.be/ZS-a9NXeaBk?t=3976

>>509217040
Also long form, notice no "s" at the end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS-a9NXeaBk&t=3976

>>509206386 (OP)
Life is hard G

>>509206386 (OP)
>Drunk
>Slurs
>Pirate Hat
I think he might be reaching his true pirate form.

>>509206386 (OP)
Doin a Lu arc, but 10x as cringe

>>509217888
Chekt and rekt.

>>509217888
I dont think he's as jarring. I hoping me and Styx can collab soon.

buy an ad

>>509219790
Styx is ubiquitous. Do you need an ad for toilet paper?