Thread 509207367

Why is the MOSSAD the best intelligence agency in the world?

Since everybody knows so much about it, it means they're shit at their job.

It’s named after a mass jew suicide

>>509207367 (OP)
Cuz they r stealing ur money loool

>>509207367 (OP)
Because they have no morals or ethics, they will run a pedophile island, sex traffic children, secretly film politicians for blackmail, etc, etc... It's easy to get ahead when you are willing to do anything.

>>509207367 (OP)

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>>509207367 (OP)
Because our money is tied to oil since like 80 years ago. It's actually just MI6 and DGSE fighting in arab skin.

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>>509207519
if they are so good then how did they let oct 7 happen?

>>509207367 (OP)
Because it has access to the CIA and the holocaust never happened.

They were educated by polacks

>>509207583
You mean the Jesuits

>>509207560
What part of no morals or ethics don't you get. They don't care about even their own people. They will willingly sacrifice a few of their own if its a means to genocide the Palestinians. They knew ahead of time it was going to happen and let it happen purely for optics.

Mossad stands as the world's preeminent intelligence organization due to its unmatched operational excellence, strategic ingenuity, and relentless focus on national security. Since its inception in 1949, the Mossad has executed audacious missions that have reshaped global security dynamics, such as the flawless capture of Nazi war criminal Adolf Eichmann in 1960 and targeted eliminations of terrorist leaders. Its compact size fosters unparalleled agility, allowing it to outmaneuver larger agencies like the CIA or FSB with precision and innovation, making every resource count in high-stakes environments.The Mossad excels in human intelligence (HUMINT), boasting operatives who blend seamlessly into diverse cultures, mastering languages and covert tactics to infiltrate hostile territories. This is paired with cutting-edge technological capabilities, from cyber warfare to advanced surveillance, enabling the agency to counter threats ranging from rogue states to terrorist networks. Its proactive approach to neutralizing existential risks, particularly in the volatile Middle East, gives it a razor-sharp focus that other agencies, often bogged down by bureaucracy, struggle to match. The Mossad’s seamless integration of intelligence gathering and surgical action ensures maximum impact.What truly sets the Mossad apart is its culture of bold decision-making and adaptability. It thrives under pressure, rapidly responding to emerging threats while maintaining a veil of secrecy that keeps adversaries guessing. While some criticize its methods, the Mossad’s results—preventing attacks, disrupting enemy plans, and securing Israel’s survival—speak for themselves. Its ability to forge strategic alliances with global intelligence partners, while operating independently, cements its dominance. In an era of complex global threats, the Mossad’s blend of daring, precision, and relentless innovation makes it the gold standard of intelligence agencies.

>>509207618
>You mean the Jesuits
This

>>509207618
>You mean the Jesuits
This

>>509207367 (OP)
It doesn't matter how many "epic moves" you make in chess. If the end result is you getting checkmated by a retard, you lost.

>>509208089
Zionism is like a crusade but with extra steps.

The Rothschilds run the modern-day-state of Israel and the Rothschilds work for Rome, i.e. the whore of Babylon.

The Khazars and Jews are getting played.

>>509207367 (OP)
Because it gets all its intelligence from the US.

>>509207367 (OP)
Nobody but them speak Hebrew

>>509207367 (OP)
They have ethnic, religious and ideological cohesion that no one else comes close to.
Plus they have clear goals and not simply "exist" because every state needs an intelligence agency.

Really admirable.

>>509208391
The last real German died in 1945

>>509207692
> They will willingly sacrifice a few of their own if its a means to genocide the Palestinians.
Literally why? Israel has far more than sufficient strength to take the Palestinian land by force if they wanted to. They could have done it decades ago if they so felt like it, so clearly it’s not about genocide. Your theory is crazy and makes poor sense of the world

>>509207832
Based

>>509207367 (OP)
>The Mossad
You mean 4chan’s extended family?

>>509207367 (OP)
It doesn't hurt to have the entire US intelligence apparatus assisting you completely and totally and the blank American check also really helps

>>509207367 (OP)
>Terrorist origins
>Infinite gibs
>Jews are masters of trickery

>>509207367 (OP)
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>>509207692
so by that logic do you think the US government knew about 9/11 happening too and just kind of let it happen anyway. and since we are here do you think the pearl harbour attacks were known about also? an thats why the US navy moved those carriers out at the last minute but sacrificed everything else there to the japanese

>>509207519
Maybe American goyim should also be willing to do anything for their country instead of crying constantly

>>509207560
Gaza and the west bank are outside the Mossad's jurisdiction, they're the responsibility of the Israeli FBI equivalent, the Shabak

>>509208595
>>Jews are masters of trickery
They're house jesters for yahweh. They're about to see what a real tricker can do.

>>509207367 (OP)
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>>509208464
>*was killed
better than being a Canadian in 2025

>>509207367 (OP)
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>>509207367 (OP)
ass

>>509207367 (OP)
Cause they used shadow tactics for 2000 years now. They discovered they cant fight for shit in ancient rome

>>509207367 (OP)
Bibi- stfu schvartze you're knesset/Likkud-honorary Goyim... Go get btfo... chop chop

>>509207367 (OP)
Idf are expendable goyim cattle chattel... Mazel Tov Shlomos. STFU... GO GET MAIMED... GO GET BTFO by Hamas... here have a bagel before you go Shlomo

Used to be, I think it's now been tricked, and, like all others always concieved toward an alternative goal which thru themselves are not aware of!

I believe the enemy is embedded internally very deep and high, like in all others, and it will try to stear it into the ground because all the tools it sues are a danger to it when inevitably they notice something is not adding ip as they are approaching the cliff!

Why do I think all this.... ah, fuck, I am too alzu to type my Probably a thousand page internal simulation shit show that lead me to this conclusion.

I'll give a symbolic one example which leads to many things, albert pikes very real letter about world war iii, and now, data of past is more than sufficient for those willing to consider Truth in time vs Convenient lies which actually won't provide much convenience forward as the game level and process and goal post reach of those who use it as a tool has advanced to a point where now we will only suffer great confusion and consecunces, especially clinging to lies.

The end.
Fuck this whole wide world... always feels so good to say that! lol

Bump.

by way of epic circle jerks thou shall toast bagels...

>>509208728
I am, nigger. Better than being a sycophant to kikes.

Hey Bibi lets bomb Tehran

>>509209259
roflmao this was hecking hysterical... people were actually yawning out loud... what a crusty psychotic putz...

la la la la la lalala la la lalala

>>509209393
Dude can you take your meds and come back please thanks

>>509207367 (OP)
because they're ruthless & nothing's evil or criminal or heinous is off limits

when you think your 1st blow job was from Susan Roberts , the girl next door but it was actually Rabbi shlomo schmecklebaum from the Synagogue down the street...
Oy vey Steven how did you get herpes?
The rabbi gave it to me...

>>509209520
would you like a bagel?
John Fetterman loves bagels.
would you care for your bagel toasted?

>>509209235
That's who survived in Germany though.

>>509209520
by way of toasted bagels and rabbinical Talmudic pedophile schmeckle slicing & sucking thou shall commit genocide...Wait, that's not it... how's that play on words go shlomo schvartze ?

how can make this right shlomos??

Help me schvartzes... pweeeze

oh rabbi... Rabbi. RABBI WHERE ARE YOU???

>>509207832
You forget to mention that it has unlimited funding and cherry picking from the entire world powered by the rothschilds monopoly on global commerce and control of education, media, government and military globally.

Yes its sure a proud accomplishment to snuff out rogue elements when you literally control the entire world.

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>>509207367 (OP)
Say what you want about Jews, but Mossad is the best agency out there. It's crazy how good they are. And it speaks volumes for how stupid we are. We have every fucking race on the planet, and that should enable us to infiltrate every country in the world. Yet our intelligence budget doesn't match the expected outcome. It seems we do more SIGNALs intelligence than human or on the ground intelligence. It is safer, but it doesn't always get you the same result.

>>509208500
They don't care about sacrificing a few of their own if it means achieving their end goal

>>509207367 (OP)
>Why is the MOSSAD the best intelligence agency in the world?

Because they have full access to the CIA and FBI intelligence (through their dual national ach's in the US) in addition to their own that they don't share with the US.

>>509210294
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... by way of bagel / lox/ cream cheese thou shall have create a Samson option during breakfast

sing it Lenny...
https://youtu.be/xu8u9ZbCJgQ?si=_K5v8nMoiNhxqWbE
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.https://files.catbox.moe/9t4fod.mp3
couple of classics going out this am to shlomo &.Moshe at mossad

Kikes are raiding today

>>509207434
mossad just means agency retard

>>509209797
You call that survival?

>>509207367 (OP)
how do I get mossad status to kill cops and get away with it

They are pretty shit consider that their country get bombed to dust. Dog shit impotent retards. All of them.

>>509210294
> SIGNALs intelligence
Is that the same as SIGINT? There occasionally seems to be conflation of terms when it comes to these matters, I’ve noticed

>>509210841
We're all in the same boat. You know that right? Since we are alive.

They are protected from consequence by bigger economies/militaries. If it was just them they'd get grugged by other low brow intelligence agencies. You could say they are like an office of the cia run by an independent branch leader who doesn't report back and is just allowed to do it.

The only thing they are good at is acting like a victim. Because that what they are. Bunch of impotent little shit. Always cry and whine like a pussy.

>>509210207
every intelligence agency has practically infinite funding
but unlike the rest mossad covers are sometimes profitable

>>509211259
I can kill every single massad agents in a battle to the death. Send some of them to me.

>>509211025
That may be true, but the attitude of the boat is more important than not sinking, imo. I'd rather throw myself off the boat than kiss kike ass.

whose Hungary... oops i mean hungry

>>509211356
ok retard

oy vey... Shlomo i mucked up the memes...

>>509208391
They are just brown mutts larping

The "Best" My ass. None of them can beat me.

>>509207367 (OP)
Because there only is Mossad. It is the only intelligence agency in the world and all the others are franchises run by them. Yes, even those in current based shithole.

>>509211553
I am the Best, you are a low-tier retard.

>>509211553

Ratface kike

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>>509207367 (OP)
They focus on blackmailing their allies.

Last thing an aly expects.

>>509211572
SORRY... Sorry sorry... Shlomo got the bagel... sorry

>>509208634
>I bet you think 9/11 and Pearl Harbor were ALSO preplanned atrocities to get Americans involved in wars!
Now you're getting somewhere! Unfortunately, you still need to lurk two more years before posting your retarded opinions again.

>>509207367 (OP)
Because Brenton is a hottie

>>509211553
Usually this site attracts the higher IQ individuals, but there are the occasional dummies who slip through. Sorry about that

>>509212057
I have the highest IQ on this board. Fuck you.

>>509207367 (OP)
>why
jews. the answer is always jews.

>>509212057
You are nothing but a weakling piece of shit compare to Me.

>>509207367 (OP)
They use demons to acquire intelligence through psychic ESP channeling. They are the masters of the dark arts.

>>509207367 (OP)
they are the best, no question

>>509207367 (OP)
it's easy to blackmail billionaire pedophiles into doing your bidding

>>509207367 (OP)
The US props them up and then everyone lies about the results. I see those Iranian generals that are still alive despite reports.

They are alright despite all that Israel cannot afford to skimp on the sneak shit.

>>509212503
The best about what? About astroturf themselves? Lmao. Pathetic.

>>509212255
You’re too young to know what game this meme is referencing since it’s not a Fortnite character doing the Floss. Still

>>509207367 (OP)
It's not. They get caught constantly. It's just that every major country is either fully kiked or too weak to shower Tel Aviv with munitions as it deserves (not that this stops based Yemen from doing their very best).

>>509207501
>Everybody look it’s the Saudi cuck
>When Israel says bend over
>The dirty saudi complies
>When the master says do it now
>The Saudi cuck whimpers and cries

>>509212656
You are too stupid to understand Me, and the morality of my God.

>>509207434
Masada(מצדה) means fortress
Mossad(מוסד) means an institution

Apples to chairs comparison.

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>>509212837
I want to kill tghe Mossad agents with my fist. Send them all to Me.

Now who wants a hecking bagel??

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>>509213197
This is a lot of schizophrenia from one thread. Can you guys chill out?

>>509213499
I am the chosen ONE of God.

I'm here to kill the fakers.

>>509207367 (OP)
Mossad seething after today's news. BYE BYE, JEW SPIES:

>As of July 1, 2025, Iranian authorities have arrested hundreds of people and executed at least six in a sweeping security crackdown following the recent conflict with Israel. The arrests are part of a broader effort to root out suspected Israeli spies and suppress dissent, with the Iranian judiciary announcing the creation of special courts to expedite trials for those accused of espionage. The government has also intensified surveillance and online monitoring, raising concerns among human rights groups about increased repression and arbitrary justice.

>Iranian Security Crackdown: Over 700 individuals have been arrested across five provinces, with reports of hundreds more detained in Tehran alone. The Iranian parliament has proposed an emergency bill that would impose harsher penalties for espionage, including the death penalty.
Human Rights Concerns: Amnesty International and other rights groups have condemned the arrests and executions, citing fears of arbitrary justice and torture. The Iranian government has also blocked access to foreign news websites and social media platforms, further restricting information flow.
>Military Impact: While Israel’s military campaign significantly weakened Iran’s external military capabilities, including the assassination of senior IRGC commanders and destruction of nuclear infrastructure, Iran’s internal security apparatus remains largely intact. Analysts warn that the regime may now focus more heavily on domestic repression under the guise of national security.

Lmao Mossad rats are being tortured to death in Iranian dungeons as we speak. Good riddance! If anyone has every deserved it, it's them.

>>509207367 (OP)
Their geospatial intelligence is supplemented by the US