Thread 509207404

>Palestine Action blockades UK defence firm and occupies rooftop just days ahead of being proscribed as terror group
https://www.gbnews.com/news/palestine-action-blockade-uk-defence-contractor-suffolk-bristol

>Chagossian campaigners issue plea for MPs to force ministers to pause 'rushed' Chagos Islands deal
https://www.gbnews.com/politics/chagos-islands-deal-campaigners-plea-mps

>Keir Starmer warned of 'selling UK down the river' with France migrant deal
https://www.gbnews.com/politics/video-keir-starmer-warned-selling-uk-down-river-france-migrant-deal

Hope josh dies this year.

inb4 essays

>>509207498
Filtered

digits and josh lives forever

If you're wondering at the concerted effort to shit up the board this morning???

NOW WE KNOW WHY THE NUDGE SQAUDS ARE HERE!

picrel.
She's going to walk free.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14850375/Letby-arrests-former-hospital-staff-held-suspicion-gross-negligence-manslaughter.html

can haz funny id pl0x

rerolling
if double digits, josh lives to 100
if triple digits, josh lives to 200
if quads, josh lives forever
if singles
josh ascends to the spirit realm and has temporal immortality but not physical

>>509207639
based
I won

>>509207404 (OP)
You lads excited about IND vs ENG test series ?

>>509207498
>I wear slip ons not because Dyspraxics cannot tie shoelaces but for ergonomics.

>>509207612
>She's going to walk free
They'll jail dozens of individual NHS workers before they admit to institutional failings

>>509207682
boring, super 7 or nothing.

>Strategist and commentator. Formerly Tony Blair's Political Secretary and Julia Gillard's Comms Director. No 2, PR Influencer Index.

https://x.com/johnmcternan/status/1939781925029257308

>>509207708
Couldn't even get his head around velcro ffs

>>509207404 (OP)
>all gbnews articles
Nice non bias there!

josh is a great lad and overall decent fella

Rolling for a violet hued id id that evokes the languorous ease of laying on a sun lounger during a Mediterranean walking holiday at sunset

>>509207754
Don't you trust farage news then

>>509207786
perfect

>>509207612
if anything it’ll only strengthen her conviction.

>>509207754
should always use impartial sources like the BBC and Guardian

>>509207684
There’s a le based British “right wing” homo who cries about the West falling who got married to some SEA monkey rentboy

Oh god he got BTFO out so bad in the last thread he's bought out the blockhead larp again. This melty is going to be absolutely volcanic when it properly goes off.

>>509207756
In you go joshmate

>>509207836
it's been done to crowbar the narrative whilst her appeal is still waiting

>>509207708
only reason you're not dyspraxic is because your fat fucking fingers have so much surface level volume you can't miss whatever you're trying to grab

https://x.com/UKIP/status/1939635314672423154
Leftoids absolutely seething that their groid has caused attention from normals to their dastardly plans.

>Free Rlucy!
Thats letby, the innocent nurse, not Conolly political agitator and online hate speecher.

Nice and cool for once up norf. Meanwhile sarff is sweaty and seethy.

Riots in Netherlands.

Think that covers the days events.

Pro's of good weather
>Pretty women in sundresses and short-shorts

Con's of good weather
>Fat munters in sundresses and short-shorts

>>509207612
>She's going to walk free.
She isn't. You are sad fodder for the Boomer Gammon press.

>>509207914
Dude you are morbidly obese, how tf do you have the never to call anyone fat?

>>509207989
Drink enough Peroni and the latter turns into the former

>>509208011
she definitely will, but not for a few years i reckon
until people stop caring like what they've done with every other scandal

topkek
bogdan is literally the definition of tagalong
remember them
no mates in school so they'd just follow you around and hope for interaction

>>509207989
>Fat munters in sundresses and short-shorts
Dyed black hair and covered in tattoos with out of control noisy children, one of them being a mulatto

God I see that slag everywhere

>>509208014
I remember one time he said he took a taxi to the garage for a slop run because there was frost on the ground, this nigga can't walk on fucking frost roflmao

>>509208071
>morbidly obese
>calls others fat
>not a single mate
>says others have no mates
Another great display of self awareness.

bogtag
tagdan

>Calling out a brutal apartheid system for what it is and doing
>All the nonces defending it are quivering in their boots
Love to see it lads

>>509208138
Maybe he's actually disabled kek

>>509208094
Bonus points for knocked knees and freshly done nails. Like putting lipstick on a pig. Eurgh no.

>>509207708
>I multitask because I'm better than everyone else while seetheposting every 30 seconds day-in day-out but can't swim, ride a bike or drive.

>>509207684
>old White gay men
>sloping foreheads
>earlobes attached to head
>substantial overbite
>rather ugly
>always work in service, finance or education
>always live in city
>Irish names

Im starting to see a pattern.

>>509208241
He still can't even rike a bike? Lmfao

>>509208304
he's a late bloomer

>>509207404 (OP)
word to the wise lads, don't buy sex toys from japan
can't even fit my cock in this thing

>>509208241
Going for that Auschwitz look

>>509208239
And the vape can't forget the vape

ffs if they're being cloned it's good for demoralisation

>>509208359
nonce

>>509208241
>>509208304
This time next year (honestly), you'll be eating those words brinnies!!!1!

might start shaking my head at wogsockets more often
did it on the weekend to a bird who let her wogspawn run rampant in the bread aisle
dirty cunt grabbing all the buns
she screamed that he was just a kid
told her she was a bad single parent
she asked how i knew that
said it was pretty self evident, being a wogsocket an all
she followed me out the shop till i reminded her she forgot about her kid

>>509208392
I'm going to filter "wogsockets" it's a stupid made up word and you keep reposting this shit post

Mental how the jannies never do anything about the constant namefag attention whore spam in these threads.

>>509208392
>wogsocket
kek

>>509208241
Mental how little muscle he has

>>509207404 (OP)
>government sponsors terrorism
>protest against it
>government declares you a terrorist
>and just like that you lose all your rights
China is a freer country than the UK. Everyone who supports "anti-terror laws" is an enemy of the people.

>>509208617
Now on top of having absolutely no muscle he's morbidly obese

>>509207684
I thought this was known already. On GBNews Ben Leo was talking about some open border fag protester and he pointed out how he had a thing for Tunisian men, kek.

>>509208645
>protest against it
by sabotaging military aircraft on a base you absolute faggot

>>509208645
So, your government wouldn't mind if I broke into one of your airbases and damaged some planes in the name of some foreign nation?

Never used to burn but this year I've been burning in the sun. I used to also tan nicely and end up looking quite swarthy by the end of summer but I'm not even tanning. It's seriously making me think global warming is real to some extent, these UV rays are fucked, m8.

so how many of you will actually meet me for a scrap when I've been training for a while? or will you just sit on /pol/ and continue to obsess over what I was like prior to getting my shit together?

>inb4 bogdan
will be ignoring you because as we all know you're full of shit

>>509208651
My mrs could genuinely beat him up

>>509207946
>'Bob Vylan' is going home.
Y-you can't deport him h-he was born here REEEEEE!!

Don't know how these cunts can say this stuff but then also claim that Israelis don't belong in 'occupied Palestine'. They were born there, aren't they 'Palestinians' too according to leftists' own logic?

I don't give a shit if they think Israelis are colonists who need to fuck off, but I'm not going to pretend some nigger spouting anti-British and anti-European shit is one of us and that he belongs here.

>>509208547
>t.wogsocket

>>509208804
Alri Veitch? You been getting bounced around by teenagers again?

>>509208798
The sun changed back in around 2016. Probably due to HAARP or some other things we don't know about manipulating the atmosphere or some change in the sun itself. The sun dimming thing is a last ditch attempt to protect us from ever increasing UV radiation.

>>509208804
>when I've been training for a while
>getting my shit together
Shall I book it in for 2 more weeks then?

>>509208804
Post a pic lad let's see how you're getting along after 4-5 years telling us you've been lifting

>>509208645

Go live in China then. You can be a little terrorist over there. They'll execute you first. Try it. Go onto their base and wreck their stuff. They'll kill every single one of you publicly

>>509208874
kek has he
I can't watch billy anymore he's turned into a right bellend

>>509208804
yeah go on mate
huddersfield green, 1300 sunday by the large oak

>>509208889
>bulking

>>509208875
For real. The sun lost its cosy welcoming orange glow and now it's bright, harsh and intense

Nice thread.
Shame about the jews

>Middle aged
>Balding
>Obese
>5' 7" manlet
>Crippling NPD
>Unemployed workshy fop
Nature really made sure his genes wouldn't be passed on

>>509208859
It's not that they think they are colonists: they are
Displacing a civilian population via mass murder so you settle another in its place is textbook genocide

>>509207914
My fingers are extremely nimble, due to years of musical and artistic training, they are the very reason i get tons of fanny . Dyspraxic faulty motor neuron dweebs will never understand.
https://voca.ro/1dHNInOF7Zk7

>>509208935
that looks comfy ngl

>>509208965
thats just muscle memory
plenty of fat cunts can play guitar

>>509207749
It's easier if you use one of the third party websites, people might actually read the tweet then
https://xcancel.com/johnmcternan/status/1939781925029257308
>according to this blood and soil definition nor are most Londoners - myself included
He's defending the idea that Rishi Sunak is as English as you or me.

I'm guessing McTernan is Scottish given his rather insubstantial early life section.
>McTernan wrote: "If you've not been to Sweden before, I think you'll really like it – it's the country Scotland would be if it wasn't narrow, Presbyterian, racist etc. etc. Social democracy in action."
>Following the 2016 revelations about David Cameron's earlier offshore earnings, and Corbyn's call for an investigation, McTernan argued in his Daily Telegraph column that tax avoidance is an expression of basic British freedoms.
>he still defended the 2003 invasion of Iraq. He responded in the affirmative: "Any war against a fascist dictator is a good war." He went on to compare the war in Iraq to the Falklands War, the Second World War and the Spanish Civil War.
>In November 2024, Prime Minister Keir Starmer distanced himself from McTernan following comments he made on GB News while discussing inheritance tax rises in the budget which would affect farmers. He said that that family farming is “an industry we can do without" and suggested that if farmers protested "we can do to them what Margaret Thatcher did to the miners”.
Blairism is certainly a very specific ideology.

Honestly all this is making me think about is how many rich people of the world jet off to south east England to give birth. When did the NHS become a world service? Was that one of the biggest mistakes?

>>509208804
I will but you have to sign a contact to say if you die or end up in an iron lung that it was 100% your decision and responsibility.

>>509208804
You know where to go

>>509209008
>meanwhile IRL you can't even ride a bike

with our current physiques
if me and ofsm were to scrap
it would be ham to ham combat

What a weird fucking website

>learnt to play the guitar in the thirty seconds between each post
Sure you did, fatty

>>509208976
its a date then?

>>509209087
>you have to sign
I can't I'm dyspraxic

Why were we ignored?!

:(((

>>509209152
no I'm not gay

>>509209127
thats reddit
its pretty weird

Funny how jwog says playing the guitar is easy but he has absolutely zero skill whatsoever and nothing he can say he's good at lmfao

>>509209187
You've had more gay encounters than anyone else ITT.

>>509209093
I can't fight you I'm moving in with you when the shit hits the fan

>>509209127
>reddit
grim

>>509209158
you are dysphoric

>>509209187
you want to meet random men for fisting in parks
you are most definitely gay

>>509209064
He is scum

>>509209218
zero?
so everyone else is negative gay?

>>509209239
I'm euphoric after lifting ngl

>>509209158
An X covered in drool with a thumb print will please the courts just like when you signed for PIP.

>>509208859
What i find surprising about normalnoids is that the penny is just, and only slightly just, starting to drop that there is an entire class of people in influential positions, who hate them, cheer when they suffer, and would be happy if they just died or silently fucked off today.
Comments on jewtube and jewbook are on the theme
>ooh. Margaret. Why do they blame us for slavery? Don't the know we freed the slaves
>why do they hate us so much. We don't hate them at all.

Its like the fucking twilight zone.

>>509209253
>zero?

DYSFUNCTIONAL

>>509209064
Sweden comment aged poorly

>>509209253
>zero?

>>509208929
Never a billy fan. Not racist enough.

>>509209253
Why you ignoring me >>509208889 let's see your arms now you've been lifting a few years

>>509209267
won't work because it'll already be covered in drool (yours) you dribbling overwight night shift security guard spastic

>>509209244
you've done me there
I'd meet blocko for a scrap
get in in a headlock
pop it off
put it on my wall like an elk

>>509209335
he's started playing for the cameras quite a bit escalating situations with random people and sometimes even starting them. not on like

>>509209345
get him*

>>509209298
>tfw you're in the Asda loos in Runcorn and you hear moaning from the next stall

>>509209298
>Gets wanked off
>stands there giggling like a schoolgirl
And everyone clapped?

>>509209127
I'd quit my job too if I was offered half the pay for a project of similar size to the one before it.

>>509209064
He’s not Scottish, he’s Irish. It’s funny that people are still doing the “Sunak is English” debate when Sunak has never called himself English and has supported India in numerous sporting events (and ditched last years D Day anniversary), his own daughter calls herself Indian. It’s literally just because he speaks without an accent and is presentable (aka wears Western clothing most of the time in public)

>>509209345
guess youre wimping out
absolute bananafish sandwich

Brits sad slip into eternal failure

religion is real
progun
climate change not real
earth flat
space not real
homo not natural
9/11 inside job
trannies not natural
antivax
antichoice they hilariously call abortion murder
nukes not real


current - 5g towers mind control.

No wonder these fuckers watch gbeebies.

>>509209008
>plenty of fat cunts can play guitar
Don't be lumping the guitar in with other actual classical instruments. It take 20 years of practice and constantly stretching performance to play violin concertos. In 1 week you can strum the main 7 chords of every fucking jewish song and then take it to parties to annoy the fuck outnof everyone.

Guitar is on the same level as a bongo or playing the spoons.

Why are bong women like this?
https://peakclip.com/watch/stainey-birds_Fegw8avTTlY8PHs.html

>>509209592
violin is clarse
you ever seen the queen of the damned?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZMx113kiIA

>>509209586
Hilariously low quality bait.

quiche for lin lins

>>509209694
forren muck

>>509209467
It’s surely an even bigger project? The first one did well and that’s why they’re doing a second and he in theory has the leverage being the title role. This is why foids suffer from the wage gap

am doing me pressups lads

>>509208804
If you pay for my flights + accommodation I'll gladly kick your teeth in.

>>509209745
KEK

I've been looking for this

Saw two giant blokes fighting in the street. They were about 18-20 stone, 6 foot to 6’3. Roided up, really swinging at each other and doing some serious damage. Some middle class boomer lady went over to try and stop them. Attempted to grab one from behind when he was swinging and she got launched several feet backward and hit her head on the floor. Split it open from the top of her neck all the way past her ears.

Why is it always women who are like this?
>oh why isn’t anyone DOING ANYTHING
I was sat having a hangover breakfast once when an armed robbery unfolded over the street in a jewellers. This decrepit, lead paint stare boomer woman told me to go intervene. Six men, all at least as big as me, with axes and sledgehammers turning over a jewellers. Her daughter chimed in that “no one helps out anymore”

>>509209627
Would pair well with the "a Northern Irishman and a Republican sit down to talk about the troubles" pair of blacks
Lost my image file of that one

>If you pay for my flights + accommodation I'll gladly kick your teeth in.
LMFAO

>>509209454
> Asda loos in Runcorn

>>509209586
>religion is real
based
>progun
based
>climate change not real
correct
>earth flat
retarded
>space not real
retarded
>homo not natural
correct
>9/11 inside job
correct
>trannies not natural
correct
>antivax
*anti experimental gene therapy for a cold
>antichoice they hilariously call abortion murder
literally is tho
>nukes not real
unknown desu
>current - 5g towers mind control.
fell on your own sword with that one
>No wonder these fuckers watch gbeebies.
gbeebies is state indoctrination
have your (you)
now fuck off

>>509209389
Them likes and subscribes are like fucking crack once they get on the ad revenues.

See it destroy many an honest channel.

>>509209804
The video made me laugh harder than anything else in a long time. Class video.
Why is it all these manual labour types always have an erection ready to put into things?

>>509209899
yeah he tried doing a podcast too iirc but it didn't take off so he's probably trying to compensate for that

>>509209815
An armed robbery just flew over my house

>>509209899
Checked, top kek

gobby getting his shit pushed in lmao

>>509209934
>an erection

He thumbed in a floppy

>>509209729
oui

I'm against free speech for people I don't like and don't agree with. I support anti-terror laws being used against my political opponents.

>ask chatGPT a stupid question about installing an antimatter drive in one of my household appliances
>it spits out environmentalist shite about heat pumps
It never used to be like this. What happened?

>>509210047
Just like your old mum is at this very minute by a gang of blind pallys.
How is she anyway?

>>509210114
Labour voter, I kneel.
NOTE THAT ME LOWERING MY POSTURE IS NOT AN INVITATION FOR YOU TO BUM ME

>>509208804
been on the fridge raiders again?

Real larpnonce hours

>>509210114
same!

>>509210275
right proper vibrant and ethnic that

Recent spazzout:

>Someone launched a little cake at our window making a loud noise
>dunno who, no evidence, didn't see them, probably kids
>gf starts freaking out thinking it's a conspiracy and it's happened 3 times before
>I say there's no evidence for that and she doesn't have all the facts
>Keeps going on and on about it
>Tell her to drop it because if it's an issue then i'll solve it (it'll be me that will have to go and speak to them and batter them or use proportionate force or whatever not her) say these minor things happen and you just move on
>She flagrantly ignores what I've just said, gets the keys and starts wandering around outside
>I'm absolutely livid at this, face is twitching with rage
>Tell her 'I just told you to leave it, I don't want to hear any more about it'
>She keeps going on
>Say firmly 'shut the fuck up about it, now.'
>She keeps going on
>Lose my head and try to remove myself from the situation, start walking upstairs saying 'you need to listen to me in these type of situations'
>she shouts upstairs 'ridiculous'
>I completely lose my head barrel downstairs, and launch a book at her
>Spazz a bit, switch a tap off she's running (?), knock over some stuff near the sink, throw a chair at the sofa
>She just keeps saying 'why you beat me?'
>Call her every name under the sun and walk away

>>509210180
>fridge raiders
had a pack once
hand stunk of roast chicken for a day

>>509210162
Remember that time you didn't turn up lmfao

>>509209745
Look at the dickhead foreigners pretending this is the worst thing they've ever seen.

bogdans now pakiposting
bbl
having a tug

>>509210333
the smell that comes out of the bag when it's opened is revolting.

>>509210308
It's probably just feral yobs. The best way to confirm is by walking up a street or two and seeing if there are any cakes scattered about. It's how you can best tell if you've been egged and whether it was a targetted attack or just kids.

>>509210275
I'm remembering a BBC article where the author commented on how she travelled up the eastern coast of Africa and was amazed when taught by the natives how to cut meat with their toes. After praising everyone down there, she didn't decide to stay and live in Africa, for some reason.
I'm going to assume this is what she meant because I'd like to believe they use tools down there.

>>509210268
The pride group ousted him for being a freak and a nonce even before the allegations btw, they're the reason he got reported.

>>509210074
Damn, that's some cock he has if it's that big floppy. He'll make one lucky lady very happy.

>>509210370
No

>>509210333
>At Fridge Raiders we're on a mission to banish hunger pangs for good with real snacks of substance. That's why our chicken dates are made with 100% real chicken breast for serious snacking satisfaction that lasts.

>>509210362
>English food is shit
I don't understand how Indians subsist off of various forms of shit and food that looks like shit

>>509210433
It's such a minor thing, but these things can escalate so quickly i know
have to be careful and keep a level head and gf doing reccies after i'd explicitly told her to leave it was so enraging

>>509210501
done him

>>509210488
>The pride group ousted him for being a freak and a nonce even before the allegations btw, they're the reason he got reported.

Lol sacrifice one to protect other ones

>>509210501
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/488972759/#488973382

>>509210308
You're such a larpnonce, why anyone believes a single thing you say is beyonde

>>509207612
>shitposting is actually a conspiracy to cover up [insert whatever is in the news today]

>>509210525
indians are literally the racial anthropomorphication of entropy

>>509209815
>Why is it always women who are like this?
Women are vindictive, evil and dishonest cowards who always seek to agitate situations of violence by proxy. It feeds into their power play and egocentric need to control. This is why they demand laws that have others threaten their opponents and make fed posty statements on normieverse sites like
>where are the real men
>somebody should do something
>muh rape. Think of the girls.
>women not safe
White knighting is in fact one of the greatest threats to social order if unchecked. That and women and jews is politics.

>>509210308
What kinda cake? It matters immensely

>>509207612
I read the Private Eye stuff on her. She's not a murderer. Might be a shit nurse, but it was/is a shit hospital.

>>509210426
I never did karate, what's this meant to be for?

>>509210362
Just what I wanted for din dins, a handful of clay mixed with shite.

>>509210548
He’s pulling the fake invoice out again

>>509210268
Shouldn't lock gays up in normal prison imo, being surrounded by sweaty fellas isn't punishment for them

>Package due to be delivered before 1pm
>Package now due to be delivered before 6pm
Fuck you Fedex
Fuck you.

>>509210515
>grazing pack
>185g
>less than 10g protein
pretty sure peperami has a higher protein to weight ratio

>>509210609
a mini chocolate cake shaped like a loaf

>>509210377
To them some low IQ lads having a laugh is probably more offensive than seeing the raped and mangled corpses of the women who were honour killed publicly tbf.

>>509210660
I wouldn't even risk nuking India. They would contaminate the rest of the world.

>>509208725
>>509208789
>>509208909
All three of you are jew loving traitors and terrorists. You faggots belong on reddit, not here, and in prison. Britcucks really are the modt embarassing pukes in the whole west.

>>509210610
they scream, you scream, but I dont scream for indian icecream

>>509210695
kek whats he like

>>509210705
they did that to me the other week then delivered it the next day first thing

>>509210758
Fuck off Sven. Watch out for stray hand grenades again today lmao

>>509210705
>Parcel blogging
Heard you want your parcel tracked
Hah, shut the fuck up

>>509210716
Serious implications, who have you both upset, the Russians?

>>509210755
Dropping a bar of soap and some hot water would probably have devestating effects on the country, tbf.

>>509210755
>nuke india
>nuclear winter
>skies now covered with brown fecal dust

>>509210119
Same. I was using the brave one for a bit and it was pretty good, but last night i was looking for some esoteric links on picses, the fish god and such and it was literally calling me a conspiracy theorist and offering wiki pages. Loads of stuff has been purged from the interweb now. All the trannivestigations and cults of saturn stuff, all the free mp3s, all the old references and blogs.

>>509210868
kek

>>509210275
Why have they always got to be weird?

>>509207612
>She's going to walk free.
into a world that will hate her guts for no good reason
she was a scapegoat, and and unfortunately for the government, it didn't pan out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW37AGZ0Pj0
nevertheless she will be treated like a murderer by niggercattle who have a compulsion to point at someone who they think is worse than themself
but fret not, government are plotting on a James Bugler 2.0 as we speak, and the next one won't fail (probably)
after all, if we don't have a scapegoat we can all agree to hate, then we might have to do some introspection and ask deep questions such as
>why did we end up getting paki rape gangs?
which lmao if you think niggercattle would ever do that

>>509210796
I hope Israel's next false flag is sending their every last nuke onto your pathetic island

>>509210811
can't wait till this meme dies

So bored.

>>509211009
Heard you thought this meme was whack
Hah, shit the fuck up

>>509210922
picses could swim backwards

>>509210716
It could be her chinese handlers trying to put the squeeze on

>>509207404 (OP)
>https://www.gbnews.com/news/palestine-action-blockade-uk-defence-contractor-suffolk-bristol

So what evidence have "Palestine Action" offered to suggest that Elbit Systems are supporting Israel?

"Palestine Action" are so ignorant that they don't even understand the difference between probe and drogue and flying boom aerial refueling systems. Therefore I don't believe anything they say about military supplies to Israel.

>>509211061
Scramble some eggs with benis

Is Björn pissing all over the thread because his neighbourhood just got declared a no-go zone?

>>509210811
kek

>>509210898
it's only held together by faecal grease. the whole continent would dissolve into the sea and end all ocean life on the planet

Personally I find parcelchat far more offensive than shite memes, as if anyone cares about your fucking dogshit parcel being delayed, fucking kill yourself

>>509211115
CCP
Chocolate Cake Persecution

>>509210180
>ask /fit/ for advice
>get blatantly trolled
>fall for it anyway
Kek.
What a fucking moron.

just had some dubai choccy

>>509211082
bit cringey that

funny moment during the spazzout where i was still raging, and i grabbed a plank of wood to throw down the stairs
but i'd calmed down enough to be like 'can't be arsed repainting it' so just put it back

>>509211387
Verdict?

> conscription by lottery

Just don’t play it

>>509211476
Conscription by scratchie

>>509211387
Cheaper in Tesco, posh cunts seething

>>509211388
Heard you found out your dad was black
Hah, shut the fuck up

>>509211095
That makes sense. Whenever i enter a room i walk in backwards to fool them.

>>509210610
>buy complex packaging machine
>don't buy the feeding mechanism
>"Wagies can handle it"
The bare minimum to look like a western product.

>>509211508
Getting v&d from greggs

>>509211457
lush
will post a pic of the one I get
and the biscoff one
later tho

>>509211522
which one?
post a pic
these are like 3-4 quid from texaco

>>509211387
How much did Achmed pay you to leave a log on your chest anyway?

Eight years ago I asked Cauldron if he thinks he'd still be the same kind of person and what he would do if one day he woke up with £15 billion in his bank account.

He just replied with "Neverland ranch 2! Here we go!". What a weird man.

>>509210268
>Ireland

>>509211538
t Pisces

>>509208725
>Noooo you can't do that!!
>Bombing thousands of kids? That's alright carry on

>>509211611
don't be so disgusting
asim and aziz are good lads
they always give me free stuff (no sexual favours required)
because I do things like take the basket back outside so they don't have to
#itsthelittlethings

>>509210930
Why save AI videos?

>>509210308
if even half of that is true you're now vulnerable to prosecution for coercive control which carries a maximum sentence of 5 years.
They'll jail you around 2 years at a minimum.
ffs Cauldron, it better be a larp, I would be shitting bricks if I was you.

>>509211593
Was some Godiva bar iirc, still nearly 8 quid

>>509211632
I fucking hate pisces'

getting an ice cream

>>509211679
false dichotomy

>>509210308
>>She just keeps saying 'why you beat me?'
Is your girlfriend from Southeast Asia perchance?

>>509211476
We should require all immigrants to serve
>to guarantee citizenship, right?
No

>>509211700
I'm gonna try that
ta lad

>>509211718
corr
get us one too am bulking

>>509211717
Are you a gay fish?

ITS TOO FUCKING HOT, TURN IT DOWN LADS

>>509211698
Arrested for seething

If our pallies are now terrorists, does that mean london jews are allowed to kill them on sight?

>>509211734
>Paint on a plane? Outrageous! Terrorists!
>Bombing thousands of people? Come on guys, just don't do it again.. and again.. and again..
Tripfags do love defending atrocities, don't they?

>>509211763
Black n Tans boogaloo

>>509211632
Checked.
Why do they they wear the golden fish god hat though? Why is there fucking shells hanging in the CofE? Why can I see saturn everynight since May but very few constellations? And why does every bottle top, except the morrisons own brand, have to be fixed to the bottle?

>>509211532
kek

>>509211936
>Bombing thousands of people
What are they going to do, fly over to Israel and arrest the IDF?

>>509211718
del monte orange lolly’s

>>509211936
the same false dichotomy with different words

>>509210705
they were probably robbed by wogs and now there's a car chase to get it back
police are probably sitting this crime out as well

>>509211834
You should tone down the domestic violence that's not very christlike

>>509212012
twister

>>509211772
Ritter sport pistachio does the job for a quid

>>509212001
You know they had the general responsible for what's going down in Gaza visiting for meetings in Whitehall recently?

>>509211834
I'm not fucking about lad, check yourself now, she could ruin your life.
although on the otherhand you might like it in there

>>509212076
Did he sabotage RAF planes too while he was here?

>>509212018
>muh belief in God makes me objective
Nah you're just a massive hypocrite and can't handle being wrong on anything

>>509211981
It’s all in the numbers

>outside of Europe London is more dangerous than
>dallas
>NYC
>LA

>>509212180
why are you so obsessed with people being hypocrites and setting up false dichotomies and all this stuff to try and get people

>>509212132
I'll be fine

>>509212056
I think i behaved reasonably, given the circumstances could have been way worse with how angry i was

>>509212059
Naked with baby oil

N some poppers

Is the seethe still roiling on?
Been out in my veg garden picking raspberries. Got a chestfreezer full of takeaway cartons filled with em and theres twice as many left on the bush.
I might hire a neobrit or two to pick the rest. Post addresses and i will send them out cos i don't need them all. X

>>509212309
Sounds lik you flew off the handle a bit

>>509211936

umm sweetie, he who is sovereign decides the exception.

Or do you think there is some international book of law, or international policeman?

>>509211830
worse
virgo

>>509212132
cauldron would make a decent prison chaplain tbqhwy

>>509212448
she crossed my boundary i set like 5 times, then when i was trying to leave deliberately provoked me

Why does josh ignore me when I ask him to post a photo of his biceps? He usually loves posting photos of himself

You're not going to astroturf me into supporting muzzies. Give it a rest, 77th.

LOL! Hahahahahahahahaha!

>>509212325
dont need baby oil
sweating so much can use that as lube

>>509212530
I don't have biceps
I have byeceps
cos they're gone

>>509210308
You're under attack by Demons because your post count is too high, and you work for the forces of darkness. Watch The Exorcist Files podcast with Father Carlos Martins.

nemo impune lacessit

the book was only 156 page paperback it wasn't like a big heavy hardback

How do I find a racist Asian girl to hate fuck me?

>>509212698
I read this in jordan peterson's voice

>>509212494
can't become a chaplain if you've already been a prisoner, those guys are contracted in from churches. He probably could be the chaplains favourite pet, but knowing Cauldy he'll probably kick off about some minor difference over the way they worship and start a vendetta against the congregation or something.

New when ready:
>>509212896
>>509212896
>>509212896

>>509212862
I agree kek

>>509212347
Those look good, I couldn't find any ripe raspberries or blackberries on my walk around the canals. Making yourself a raspberry crumble?

>>509212309
you probably will be so long as she doesn't realise the power she now holds over you.

>>509212256
>Stop trying to stitch me up!
Mad, take some responsibility for your own shit takes lad

>>509212244
I’m sorry but Bradford may be a notorious BAMEhole but it is nowhere near as dangerous as Marseilles or Naples. It’s a horrible dump but it’s not as dangerous as Manchester, Birmingham or London even

>massive seismic explosions ALL FUCKING MORNING heard all over clacton. Reports from Qinetiq about "munitions testing" at shoeburyness but neither them or the MOD are picking up phonecalls. typical opacity. council townhall say "they aren't hearing anything" - my arse. it's like a fucking earthquake and it's been nonstop since 6 fucking AM. i've lived near bases my whole life and this is absolutely massive explosions. what the FUCK is going on? NATO "drills". mate i can feel them from the OTHER SIDE OF THE FUCKING THAMES ESTUARY and no cunt will give me any info or acknowledge them. birds are going mental. The only representative for the military i managed to talk to said he would neither confirm nor deny any activity, then told me off for saying "fucking loud mate" - FUCK THIS BULLSHIT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE IN REHAB AND YOU'RE FUCKING UP MY MEDITATION YOU BASTARDS STOP EXPLODING THINGS ALREADY

>>509208965
this is shit can't lie

>>509211831
Just order some dimsun on justeat

>>509212001
>What are they going to do, fly over to Israel and arrest the IDF?

If we are going to spend 5% GDP on defense and related activities at least we could do something useful with our military might. We have two aircraft carriers and an air base on Cyprus.

Like declare Gaza a no fly zone for Israeli aircraft and shoot down any aircraft that infringe. Or maybe invade and take over the port of Ashdod, then escort aid convoys non stop form there to UN distribution points in Gaza.

>>509212995
vile troll

>>509212244
See the problem is all those cities still contain some white people which threatens the social cohesion.

>>509212347
C/O Stewarton mounted police dept, send some jam too

>>509211830
>are you a gay fish
that has never been funny, i mean come on dude, a gay fish? just because he's a black genius who is the greatest rapper alive and the best musician in 300 years doesn't mean some almost 20 year old joke is funny. come on dude

>>509212650
Game on, bring lolly’s

>be me full time NEET looking for different career path
>apply for a job something to do with checking rental property
>hear nothing for weeks so forget about the job altogether
>ff to last week when I get an email from the agency asking me to prove my ID by clicking a link that was missing and also mentioned some details about the job that implied that I was supposed to receive another email
>email the "consultant" back explaining link is missing
>he says I don't have to do it because I've already proved my ID to the agency but then he says the training day is in two days time
>a day before the training I explain I can't do it due to an family emergency
>the guy gets all pissy with me
>I apologise and say I would still like to do the job (again barely know what it is, something about riding bikes around and checking the condition of rental properties???)
>ff to yesterday get an email from someone else at this agency asking me to provide ID
> I tell her that someone else at her company said I don't need to do that
>she then asks for me to provide two references for places that I've worked for
>don't repond
>ff to today and check my emails
>the original consultant then sends me this;
"Hi
Can you please make sure you add your timesheet this morning
Jason has created his log on and you will be able to add your hours in the next 30 minutes

Also are you finishing today or have you been asked to come back tomorrow?

thanks Andy"

The agency is called Michael Page I'm assuming of all the agencies out there, this one is the least competent. Has anyone had any similar experience with them?
On the plus side, this level of stupidity actually makes me feel better about myself. I would thought that checking information before acting was what every human being did but it seems I'm the exception to the rule.