Thread 509215512

A bill by Rep. Andy Whitt, R-Harvest, HB445, bans smokable hemp - such as flowers, buds, and pre-rolled cigarettes - products that have been the biggest sellers for some hemp specialty shops.

The bill makes it a Class C felony, punishable by 1 to 10 years, to sell or possess smokable hemp, starting Tuesday.

So much for the suffering that needs that THC. Please God, tear Shitbama up with more huge tornadoes again. They deserve it for taking the heckin weed and THC away. And no FEMA coming to save their sorry cousin-fucking asses either.

VOTE DEMOCRAT!!!

https://www.al.com/news/2025/07/alabamas-new-laws-hemp-ban-state-parental-leave-begin-overtime-tax-break-ends.html

Marijuana is for niggers and stupid mexicans

>>509215512 (OP)
Stop smoking weed you retard.

>>509215512 (OP)
It's so they can arrest the nigger who seemly have to smoke weed while driving. You think I'm kidding but that's 100% why. I bet they do the majority of their car searches because of it.

Lmao cbd is a felony in alabama but stealing foreskins isnt

>>509215613
Not so.
It was originally discovered and used for religious and medicinal purposes by White men, somewhere on the western Pontic steppe.
However, it's not a substance to be used daily, unless it is for palliative care or chronic pain

>>509215512 (OP)
>Alabama retarded cuckservatives banned weed again.
Good. I am tired of smelling that shit everywhere I go. I can be driving down a road and it wafts into my car. I can be at a grocery store and some nigger walks by smelling like he just rolled around in a herd of skunks. Only niggers and nigger brained people smoke pot. In other words, complete losers. Total POT BAN!

>>509215613
Even Shakespeare smoked so tell me is he Mexican?

>>509216627
Leaf, you cannot reason with a stupid shartmuttican like >>509215613
, they are programmed by their zog cuckseratives to hate anything that benefits them in the long run. Suffering and selfishness is their motto. Why I laugh everytime a shitty southeast state gets hit by tornadoes, flooding or hurricanes. They deserve the punishment for being simply retarded, backwood, sister-fucking, trailer park white trash and christcucks.

>>509215512 (OP)
how much is this gonna cost the tax payer?

>>509216447
It is a stupid fucking state after all.

>>509216909
So wear a mask. You are literally killing people who need it for their pain since you want to take away their insurances, you cuckservative piece of shit.

>>509217395
It will cost the state billions of loss revenue. It will also make drug dealers flourish once more. The war of drugs is such a retarded cuckservative thing. Next they will ban alcohol and probably anything else as well since they took away your adult entertainment.

>>509217477
>So wear a mask. You are literally killing people who need it for their pain since you want to take away their insurances, you cuckservative piece of shit.
Overdose on fent you fucking loser

>>509217658
You're the one hanging around weed smokers all day. Get a job you fucking loser.

>>509217658
KYS you fucking cuckservative faggot. I hope the democrats win in 2026 and you literally blow your head off in seethe. Piece of shit people like you are subhuman and should die off.

>>509217826
>KYS you fucking cuckservative faggot. I hope the democrats win in 2026 and you literally blow your head off in seethe. Piece of shit people like you are subhuman and should die off.
Trump will still be your president and you will still be unable to access your HRT and THC. Neck yourself, your family is awaiting the day they no longer have to put up with your histrionics you loser.

>>509217801
>Defending stones
>"Umm you are the loser"
Get bent

>>509215512 (OP)
they would rather be broke, inbred, and levelled by tornados. than let the devil's lettuce sully thine lungs!

fr tho fucking retards the entire bible belt should secede from the US

>>509217801
>You're the one hanging around weed smokers all day. Get a job you fucking loser.
You first, nigger.

>>509217826
>Piece of shit people like you are subhuman and should die off.
This but with stoners instead

>>509218015
You're the one pursuing victimless crimes while babies are being mutilated right fucking now. I don't smell weed everywhere I go because I don't hang around pot heads all day. Get a job bitch.

>>509217421
Alabama has the city with the most PhDs per capita GLOBALLY.

>>509218072
I get paid to post here. Go get an application instead of huffing second-hand you broke bitch.

>>509218143
>>509217826
Somehow you morons never extend the same logic to cigarettes. You harp on about muh "government should stay out of this" but that's just sophistry, you just wanna do drugs. If pot was legalized but treated the same way as cigarettes, i.e. propaganda against it from a young age, inconvenient to smoke it literally anywhere and socially frowned upon, you'd still be complaining.

>>509218141
People who do THC are not stoners, sweaty mutt. Lot of people I know who do it do not do the literal smoke it kind. It's always the gummies, cookies or the pill form that the cuckserative pieces of shit like you want to prohibit. Just banning weed-based products is just going to open up blackmarkets and drug dealers to flourish again and it just creates bigger problems for towns/cities even the rural where your most crackheads and meth-heads hyphenate from.

>>509215512 (OP)
>vote democrat
>voting
lol

>>509215512 (OP)
That's very interesting. Now show us your real flag and tell us what your dog in this fight is.

>>509218314
>I get paid to post here. Go get an application instead of huffing second-hand you broke bitch.
Nigger

>>509218603
You shill for narcoterrorism profits.

>>509215512 (OP)
this means you can still get hash and concentrates? why so fucking mad!

you mutts have it to good with your weed, we need a loicense here and have to pay 250 everytime to just get 20 grams. fucking bullshit.
>Uhh grow your own
yeah especially now with this heatwave the plants are fucking suffering.
>uhh ac uhh this uhh that
fuck you i dont want to spend 20.000 to just smoke some weed. what is wrong with you.

>>509215512 (OP)
oh no would be a shame if a record breaking EF-5 tornado in the most tornado-prone state touched down right on the voters property!

>>509218603
Why'd you shut the fuck up I thought you were exposing shills?

>>509222173
guess op can just stay clean for now or be a criminal. i didnt smoke for 2 months because the plants take way too fucking long. way way too fucking long. i put humidifier on full blast it only gets to 50% max. now its 32c in my kitchen and 45% humidity, fucking bullshit. it needs to be 75% humidity with these temps, the plants are fucking suffering. 3 of my clones look like theyre dead. waited forever to cut them and now the heat is killing them. growing is fucking bullshit.

so grow your own?

>>509215512 (OP)
they tried that in texas but thankfully Hotwheels didn't want to give up that tax money and veto'd it.

>>509216909

Holy fuck what a loser nerd


I want to punch you so bad

>>509217629
Time to move to Alabama! I got a fat sack. Just $20/gram little homie.

>>509215512 (OP)
Smoke anyway; they won't do shit. Its illegal in Dallas I think but I still go for walks blowing Os. Fuck em. Won't. Do. Shit.

>>509222501
you top the big plant and the one clone gets a fucking fungus on the stem, it dies. you wait another 3 weeks to cut more bigger clones now the heat kills them.

retards in air conditioned super apartments payed by trust fund daddy always talk about growing weed. fuck you nigger. the rest can go to hell with these shit plants.

>>509222886
not my problem you suck at it

i grow 3 plants in a small 80x80x200cm tent 2-3 times per year and i dont have your problems. i get around 50 grams in flowers per plant and process the leftovers into butter or oil

im happy my motherplant is still going, its so fucking warm this is unnerving. i turned the led to 25% because its too hot. 35 fucking c in my town, whats going on here.

>>509223106
i know i suck at growing because the plants hate growing in the desert. loser growers think they achieved something when their stupid fucking plants grow by themselves.

now its 36c

>>509215512 (OP)
> NOOOOOOOO I must continue to be allowed to smoke my crack in public and force my drug habit on the public because I'm a degenerate dope fiend that LUVS DAT GANJA!

Fucking crack addicts get the rope. Good for Alabama. Tired of smelling crack dust in the air whenever I drive.

>>509223327
yeah you sound very stable

> a joint is now a felony
Think how many new felons unable to legally own guns this will create. Can't wait to see the enforcement rates because courts in bama are already notoriously slow and backed up and every fucking jail/prison is packed to the rafters.

>>509223106
all this shit for 150grams of weed, waiting for months fucking loser growers youre all fucking idiots.
i want to by me some weed in a shop in 10minutes not wait for endless months. idiots.

>>509223613
well i do enjoy my horticulture i also grow my own herbs and small veggies. some of us are creators others are consumers

>>509223796
the loser growers sit there for 5 months to make their stupid piss plant grow instead of buying weed in 10 minutes. now theyre very happy being idiots. oh wow im the stupidest of all idiots now! thats great!

>>509223796
my weed is the best weed and every grower has the best weed of all times. then you smoke their shit and get a headache. stzpid grow idiots have braindamage from their over fertilized weed.

>>509223863
actually after the first initial harvest i get to smoke that until my next batch is finished so ive got weed all year around

>>509215512 (OP)
Good.

>>509224025
so dont overfertilize it :^)

>>509224094
10 minutes idiot
fuck your overfertilized shit weed

>>509215512 (OP)
america was a mistake

>>509215613
banning drugs is for democrats

>>509224209
thats the grow gurus and their overfertilized shit weed uhhh i have braindamage all the time.

>>509224333
you better go buy your shit weed at your local dealer
i can tell its top notch bringing out the best in you

>>509223515
Real weed is a misdemeanor but cbd is a felony now.

>>509218487
>bla bla bla bla
Fix yourself up and stop smoking weed.

>>509217382
I just wanted to educate him a bit
it's degenerates that make weed degenerate
Old Scythian shamans used it for millennia with no issues whatsoever
But they probably weren't 'dabbing' every hour or so

>>509224503
thats 15bucks/gram fuck dealers and the apotheken its all a scamm in eu.

>>509224667
cbd does literally nothing why is it illegal?!

>>509224503
oh wow but i can one up you here too wow im such an awesome grow retard oh wow im so awesome.
you grow retards all have braindamage and your whole life is your shitty weed plant and youre constantly high from over fertilized weed.

>>509224776
Because that's what the bill says

>>509215512 (OP)
based, fuck hippies

>>509216909
Based. I hate going out because niggers and dumb jews smell like weed everywhere I go.

>>509216909
>Good. I am tired of smelling that shit everywhere I go.
same and it's exclusively niggers that do it too. fuck them.

>>509224503
go make videos for your grow empire community grow guru super hero. there you have alot of other idiots with braindamage that think waiting for plants for 5 months is superior to buying it in 10 minutes.

>>509215512 (OP)
Well sweet dreams Alabama, the THC prevented the chinese induce dreams

the trump weed is literally 300bucks for 1lbs of shake. one fucking lbs. these braindamaged grow gurus tell me to grow it. why are these grow idiots so fucking braindamaged?!?!?! it can only be these toxic fertilizers in their shitty weed!

>>509215512 (OP)
Constantly smoking weed is faggot behavior, but how do these cuckservatives not realize weed being illegal is like 80% of the reason the Democrats held a majority for so long? Libcucks are still out there pretending everyone is in prison for weedcrime when in reality you gotta rape and murder like, so hard, to spend more than 5 years in prison and our prisons are still so full of rapists and murderers that we gotta send the lite rapists and muderers to treatment. Nah, Alamabama out there like, "we gotta put weedies in there too". It's fuckin' retarded, Alabama. At least build more prisons if that's the road you're gonna go down.

>>509217629
>Next they will ban alcohol
Nah. That is who is paying them to ban weed.

>>509224776
Boomercons need more slaves

id take 1lbs of trump weed over your shitty homegrown garbage weed any time.

>>509217629
Real talk, I paid my rent for like 15 years selling weed. It's like an untaxable alternative to being a gas station clerk. Smoking that shit more than 2 or 3 times a week turns you into a boring retard though.

>>509215512 (OP)
Weed stops brain development.
Wanna know why niggers act like they do?
Because weed is prevelant and encouraged at an early age.
They start smoking in their early teens and there brain stops developing from then on.

>>509215512 (OP)
Weed is for niggers

>>509215512 (OP)
Eh they almost did the same thing in NC but they ended up changing the language to saying no sales under 21 and not allowed in schools blah blah blah… If you wanna know the truth you dude weed faggots ruined it for yourselves by putting a smoke shop on every fucking corner and calling it flower, delta 8, delta 9 and the plethora of consumables targeted at kids at every fucking gas station as well. Not to mention at least in NC anyone could order hemp products no age restrictions but most shops did say no sales under 21 but they could still order it online and have it shipped to their door.

>>509225591
The point is not to arrest every weed smoker, the point is to shut down the weedshops which attract junkies into peoples neighborhoods and create logistical hurdles to obtaining it

>>509215512 (OP)
good, begone fucking dudebroweed leftists.

>>509217629
>Drug dealers are no longer drug dealers if they sell their drugs in a retail store
Wow what a fucking retard

>>509226221
>junkies
the methheads dont want to smoke weed.

>>509215613
fpbp all day

based. i wish they would ban it here but that would never happen.

just drive to cherokee nigger

>>509216909
I hate the smell of burning gasoline. Ban all cars now!

>>509226084
Hey this retarded boomer doesn't know about big tobacco, probably would be fine with it if he did. Fucking retard, MUH KIDS MUHKIDS stfu faggot and be a better parent. Your fucking brats aren't my problem.

>>509226084
Just to add the boomers in state legislatures didn’t know what they were doing when they allowed the .03 thc content and you dipshits exploited the fuck out of it. Bragging how thca converts to thc when ignited and using super concentrated amounts mixed with other chemicals. It was only a matter of time until boomers started noticing all the fucking hemp smoke shops opening up and people bragging how high they were getting off delta 8 and 9 to where they preferred it over real weed. I suppose some boomers in the state house sampled some of these products and didn’t realize how fucking high you could get off them realized they fucked up hard and had basically legalized weed without realizing it.
>>509226849
Lmao yeah right good luck with getting off the reservation in those surrounding counties, they do watch the dispensary and will arrest you once you leave the reservation.

>>509215512 (OP)
Thailand also just criminalized it again. It's almost as if everyone hate smelly druggies and their obnoxious lies. Your experiment failed, own up to it and move on. The drug issue is one of the few that still justifies state intervention against.

>>509227041
Cars are actually useful, they transport people from various locations. Weed just makes people stupid.

>>509227206
Shows how much you know since you’re still stuck on propaganda from 20 years ago. It’s actually alcohol companies because zoomers aren’t drinking as much as previous generations.

These dumb fuck boomers can't die soon enough. Chasing after weed is a waste of fucking time and money.

>>509215613
This

>>509215512 (OP)
Good, weed is bad for you, it promotes laziness.

>>509227209
you think bunco gives a fuck? LOL

>>509227243
Cars are dangerous and have killed a lot more people than weed ever has. Weed also has medicinal uses and can be used in place of prescription opioids for managing chronic pain for some people. Cars pollute the air, and when they first came on the market they were known for killing children who had likely never even seen one in their life before getting run over.

>>509216909
Ultimately niggers are why we can't have nice things, and boomers go after them in the most retarded, ham-fisted, and collateral-ridden ways possible because they refuse to admit the obvious. That niggers are subhuman garbage.

>>509217382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU6t2JcrR0M

>>509227419
Drinking is shit, why would you drink something that tatses bad just to feel tired and sick. I can do that with barbiturates.

>>509227850
Don't try logic is mostly spy goons pestering anon who went to a party ten years ago and crashed into a parkimeter while driving home

THE 70'S ARE NEVER COMING BACK BOOMERS

IT'S OVER

THE POTHEADS WON

>>509226084
>they almost did the same thing in NC

State Senator Julie Mayfield just tried to ban hemp in NC. Lots of locals in WNC are pissed.

>>509227780
Look at a map Buncombe is deep blue, but isn’t connected to Cherokee reservation (qualla boundary). Every county surrounding Cherokee is ruby red with sheriffs and towns with police that will absolutely rape you for weed.

>>509225903
Weed made me smart enough to build this monstrosity in KSP, your argument is invalid

>>509225143
When I smoke I try to mask it as much as possible out of politeness. I hate potheads myself because they aren't conscientious people typically, I too associate that smell with shitty brownoids and wiggers. Still, it's what I do instead of alcohol, which is worse.

oh yeah anybody that hates weed also hates space colonization

what the FUCK do you think we're going to make fabrics out of on Mars, fucking nylon? LMAO

>>509228039
>he feels bad after drinking
skill issue

>>509228633
respectable, to be completely honest I don't mind the people that try their best to mask it when they smoke I think edibles are fine, they're my personal preferred. Im personally for legalization, but in a society where niggers wouldn't be making the entire block smell like skunk.

>>509215512 (OP)
lol. imagine living in alabama

>>509215512 (OP)
Alabama has the highest black population in America. Niggers do crime when they get high. Not hard to piece this one together, buddy.
If you want responsible legal weed and it to last, you are going to have to live in a white area.

Based bama