Thread 509231653

Let's make fun of Americans.

just don't pay it
illegals do it all the time

show the itemized bill where she called an ambulance, demanded all the optional drugs and shit, and got her kid's dick mutilated

>>509231770
This. Paying medical bills is for suckers.

that's the price of freedom

>>509232012
And refused vaccines denying the hospital of their Pfizer kick backs.

>>509231653 (OP)
Do yuropoors think that is a lot of money?
That is like 2 weeks pay

>>509231653 (OP)
What?! 9000??!

$9k is only slightly more than my net pay every 15 days. If you can't afford kids, don't have them. It's simple.

>>509232012
>calling the ambulance and having medication? that'll be 9000 dollars
lel around 3 years ago I had an accident while biking, called the ambulance, got my wounds treated, got medicine, got a CT, all of it was covered by social security which is 30 bucks a month, you mutts are fucked lmao

>>509231770
>>509232012
>>509232038
>>509232051
>>509232064
memeflag "divide & conquer" spam. same shit in pic related. theyve been doing this for years.

"fight amongst yourselves here. dont talk about Jews anymore. lets make this place impossible to use due to flags"

Thats only two days work an upper middle class american. 30 days work if your poor

>>509231653 (OP)
Your policies are ass go home

>>509232147
>>509232183
57% of muttoids live paycheck to paycheck, you niggers are poor as shit

i will never let them forget when they bowed to niggers

Could have just birthed at home. Dorks.

>>509231653 (OP)
you hide your country, america must be better than where you are from, huh? poor little guy.

>>509232306
>57% of muttoids
They are not Americans

>>509232183
more reason for them to replace you with immigrants

>>509231653 (OP)
The lifehack that anyone with a brain figures out is that hospitals don’t care if you pay. If you just ignore the bills they will eventually stop sending them and get to write it off on their taxes

>>509231653 (OP)
If they charge 9k for an American citizen then how the hell do the South Americans keep overrunning the border and giving birth to anchor babies? Do they give birth in barns?

>>509231653 (OP)
$2,000 of that was for the circumcision

>>509232384
>muttmerica so rich anyone can afford to pay 9000 bucks at the drop of a hat!
>except for like 90% of the population
>but they're not REAL muttmericans
KEK

>>509232012
im terrified that my son will get born and they will whisk him away and cut his foreskin off without asking. lm planning to threaten a nurse and make them personally responsible for my sons weiner because i dont see another option

>>509231653 (OP)
*screams in baby's face*: IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAND.

>>509232625
why not just go to a sane country like japan or europe to give birth, it'll probably be cheaper too at the end of the day

>>509232183
that puts you in the top 3% of americans you should know that

>>509232625
they will constantly ask you about doing it despite saying no, do not let you son out of your sight anon

>>509232490
Only White Americans are charged at the hospital. Foreigners, blacks and browns get free medical care from cradle to grave.

>>509231770
this. my brother in law went to a burn ward for 3 weeks and racked up a 2 million dollar bill and hasn't paid shit on it for the last 4 years.
it didn't touch his credit either because he bought a new chevy right after.

>>509233160
Yeah that's absolutely worse than astronomical hospital bills.

>>509231653 (OP)
Move to a real country

>just move or have your kid in a real country lmao
why does anyone assume that they'd accept a fat fuck american in their own country?

>>509233303
I like euros going extinct

>>509232625
get a set of the "DO NOT CIRCUMCISE / DO NOT RETRACT" bands on etsy
https://www.etsy.com/listing/502616895/do-not-retract-do-not-circumcise-intact

and put them on your baby. let the doctors and nurses know the child is not to be mutilated. DO NOT let him out of your site for even a minute. bring snacks, books, whatever, the baby is within visual range at all times until youl eave the evil hospital

>>509232183
>don't have them. It's simple.

nice birthrate drop you have there.
just import more beaners.

>>509233494
Is englanistan a real country?

The great Satan

>>509232688
best post itt

>>509231653 (OP)
Just don't have children and you don't have to pay. Also don't do anything remotely risky and you can mitigate hospital visits. We're not going to think about why Americans are uniquely atomized and miserable though.

>>509231653 (OP)
How is it possible that America's Medicare budget is in the Trillions yet their people risk being bankrupt the moment they get admitted in a hospital?

>>509231770
In New York the state can't even enforce collection on medical bills.

>>509235108
Medicare is for boomers and republicans just voted to gut medicaid so only sheboons with 8 niglets can use it. Young working YT people don't get shit because Americans are retarded cattle. Trumpniggers love this shit too. Back to work goyim! Someone has to pay for shequesha's 9th bastard.

>>509231653 (OP)
>plan to get pregnant
>have 9 months before baby is due
>still don't get a proper insurance plan with low max out of pocket
>go on social media to complain because you don't do any of your own diligence
peak average American

I'm not disagreeing that this "shouldn't be a thing", because we all know that niggers and illegals don't pay for their childbirth bills, only white people do. I'm just saying with the current system you have the opportunity to not get fucked by it by watching like two youtube videos.

Anyone who is expecting to have a child, especially their first, is likely watching tons of content about becoming a parent and dealing with a newborn baby. But they can't watch a simple video about financial preparation and insurance prior?

>>509232625
You have to make sure they don't do premature clamping either. Also have her take lots of vitamin C.

This is europe

>>509234222
If I was american I'd also bring a gun in case they do either of those things.

>>509232183
Then you don't get to complain about birth rates, ever. Average American woman has 0.3 kids instead of the replacement rate of 2.1 because they all follow your advice? Guess we all just collapse the economy further.

>>509231653 (OP)
>>509232012
chudcels are mad at females having babies and act as if hospital bills aren't the same price when it's a broken arm or bacterial infection or whatever else

+ tip

>>509235547
>proper insurance plan
"Sorry, this now isn't covered because fuck you. That'll be 500$ a month for absolutely nothing still, plus tip."

>>509232625
Why are there not groups of concerned fathers and families who support each other with watching the newborns until they leave the hospital? I know it winds me up enough to want to pitch in. Just some other dad bringing you all supplies or whatever would be a massive help on a foreskin vigil.
Genuinely sorry you yanks have to battle with such demons as these.

The truth is that she had complications and needed an emergency C-section, and then they had to keep the kid in NICU for 6 days

>>509236324
as much as chudcels like to virtue signal how much they're against circumcision because doing so is somehow anti-jewish, it's as much the father who decides to give his baby a penis haircut as the mother who decides.

There's been cases where it's the opposite where it's the father hell-bent on having his son's dick snipped off, so he can be cool and fit in during gym showers, where the mother is opposed.

>>509231653 (OP)
Picrel is how much each of us pays for your defense.