Thread 509237333

Jews shove caffeine up their ass to get around the rule that says they're not allowed to ingest anything on Yom Kippur in order to show how sorry they are to their god

>>509237333 (OP)
It's not much different Mormons who engage in anal sex to avoid having premarital sex.

>>509237333 (OP)
So? Of all the weird things religious people do, this is tame.

>>509237333 (OP)
Your post ended in 333 because jews are going to hell since caffeine suppositories are just a way to ingest but even more than you would ingest by eating it

>>509237610
>anal sex
Sticking your dick inside of a shit hole, a hole to expell waste, is not "sex".

>>509237333 (OP)

This shit is why God keeps punishing them. He knows about the sin chicken and he can see through the aruv or whatever wire as well.

>>509237610
This isn’t actually a thing anywhere in the world. Jewish girls do anal more than anybody, and it’s because they like it.

Those fucking idiots... Someone please remove them. Together with old Catholics.

>>509237333 (OP)
there was a whole documentary on coffee enemas like 15 years ago or so, it also bypasses liver metabolism of drugs so the kick is much harder kek, documentary contained multiple people addicted to coffee enemas kek

>>509239569
the thing about the Sabbath is that its an ancient practice from lunar cycles in sumerian civilization

you are supposed to put out all your candles on the full moon, sabbath is never on a new moon

this is actually practical life advice so you can sleep more easily and deal with other consequences of lunar cycles

>>509237333 (OP)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jews never cease to amaze me with their subhuman antics.

>>509238189
Show me one (1) other religion that came to the conclusion that they needed to jam things up their arsehole to trick God. You only see this behavior in drug smugglers and faggots.

>>509237333 (OP)
This is the chief evil trait of jews. It's not that they are lawless. It's that they have a law – the strictest ever "revealed" to anyone in fact, which has in turn enabled them to hone the art of evading it across thousands of years. So much so that they can now evade the moral law just as well as they do their ritual laws.

>>509237333 (OP)
sort of funny, it implies their god is a fucking moron.

>>509237333 (OP)
A woman wants to be a edgelord and talk about shoving shit in her ass.
>this is politics
>men should discuss this

>>509237333 (OP)
EVERY FUCKING WEEK JEEWS HAVE AT LEAST ONE HOLIDAY... HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE??

>>509239511
Thats the loophole retard.

>>509238189
>jidf enters the thread to perform damage control about how shoving coffee up your asshole is totally normal

>>509237333 (OP)
>cant ingest
>ingests it
the most disease part of the jew mind is that they think they can lie to their God

>>509240168
jews are incredibly low iq if they pray to their god that is this stupid

if you aren't religious than why the fuck are you following the herd, you cunt?

>>509240176
I know right? Like wtf

>>509240088
its on purpose
God didnt even give them any stupid rules. Jews created the rules to break them all as a symbol of their rebellion against the Truth.

>>509237333 (OP)
TOTAL KIKE DEATH

>>509237333 (OP)
>>509238189
>>509239933
this isn't a religious act this is an occultist ritual learn yourself to reality

>>509237333 (OP)
Her camera runs on a battery which runs an electric charge hence she's using electricity. This rotten fucking whore is going straight to Jew hell where her only job will be to suck goy toes indefinitely

>>509240452
not enough fake light switches to fool your dumbass god?

>>509237333 (OP)
>Jews shove caffeine up their ass

Thats not the only thing i'd shove up her ass on Yom Kippur,

IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN...

>>509237333 (OP)
>Have kids
>They're little shits
>They always pilpul every command you give them
>They don't listen to your advices and play on technicalities
Honestly, if I were their God, I would have genocided them myself.

>>509240538
Yes nigger, were on the same side

>>509240168
*poophole

>>509240841
bang

>>509239674
its a major thing in eastern orthodox nations.

>>509239569
>This shit is why God keeps punishing them.
This can't be repeated often enough.

>>509237333 (OP)
women are disgusting

>>509237610
Mormons don’t do this it’s an Italian thing

>>509237333 (OP)
What are they sorry about?

>>509237333 (OP)
jews, doing random degenerate shit, and not drying their hair to the roots to better hide themselves; name a better triumvirate.

>>509237333 (OP)
Is it really that hard to fast for 25 hours?

Reminds of the PRESS NO LE BUTTON day that Jews have.

You now understand why Jews are so good at trickery and the masters of deception when even to their own GOD they have customs to play these mind trick games with the baffling gesture that he can be duped and deceived.

>>509237610
No one does this. There’s literally zero proof of it outside of made up nonsense.

>>509239243
>muh 333
>picrel has 7 signs

Why are amerimutts the dumbest on this board?

>>509237333 (OP)
if you are affected by caffeine in any way, you're a worthless faggot. i could drink 5 gallons of coffee and still sleep at night.

>religious law
>found a convenient loophole
>yeeey we tricked god again
and then they ask if God is anti semitic

>>509237333 (OP)
There is quite literally nothing I find more entertaining than legitimate instances of Jews thinking they are Jewing god. It makes me so happy it's for sure the purest form of actual antisemitism. A kike themed birthday where my wife sets up a fake eruv is my only goal.

>>509243667
It's not about fasting for 25 hours. It's about skirting the rules to rub it in God's face. Now if they do that to God's rules, imagine what they do to Goyim rules in Goyim lands?

The Oven of Achnai (Baba Metzia 59b):
is a classic example of their Kikery, from their very own Talmud.

>>509240386
>God didnt even give them any stupid rules
No shit, genius. God is fictional.

>>509238189
>So? Of all the weird things religious people do, this is tame.
You're right.

>>509244107
>>509244393
>>509244000
There is a passage in the Talmud where God asks a bunch of rabbis for advice. Imagine the arrogance.

>>509237333 (OP)
weird slavic/khazarian mutant

>>509244393
>The Oven of Achnai
i love that story and how's the rabbis are like : im sorry god, but we will take the word of a book we wrote about what you said instead of what you are saying right now

>>509244696
it was either legal or financial advice anon

>>509242335
It was a major thing everywhere where religion banned premarital sex.
It's even called the "poophole loophole" humorously in English.

>>509244823
or pedo advice

>>509237333 (OP)
I would be cooking up a spicy Texas chili enema

>>509237333 (OP)
Heh, take that God!

>>509245015
im pretty sure god isnt into that

>>509239933
>jews
>drug smugglers and faggots
Not any uncommon sort of intersection there

>>509244393
here it is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Oven_of_Akhnai

The story according to the Talmud goes as follows:

A new type of oven is brought before the Sanhedrin. The rabbis debate whether or not this oven is susceptible to ritual impurity.[1] Rabbi Eliezer ben Hurcanus argues that the oven is ritually pure, while the other rabbis, including the nasi Rabban Gamaliel[citation needed], argue that the oven is impure.[1] When none of Rabbi Eliezer's arguments convince his colleagues, he says that if he's right, the trees will give him a sign.[1] At this point, the tree leaps from the ground and moves far away.[1]

The other rabbis tell Rabbi Eliezer that the movement of the tree was not evidence of what he was arguing.[1] Rabbi Eliezer then says if the halacha is according to him, an irrigation canal will give them a sign.[1] The canal begins to flow backwards, but again the other rabbis are not convinced.[1] Rabbi Eliezer cries out, "If the halakha is in accordance with my opinion, the walls of the study hall will prove it." The walls of the study hall begin to fall,[1] but are then scolded by Rabbi Joshua ben Hananiah[citation needed] who reprimands the walls for interfering in a debate among scholars[citation needed]. Out of respect for Rabbi Joshua, they do not continue to fall, but out of respect for Rabbi Eliezer, they do not return to their original places.[citation needed]

In frustration, Rabbi Eliezer finally argues that if the halakha is according to his opinion, God himself will say so.[citation needed] God then speaks directly to the arguing rabbis, saying that Rabbi Eliezer's opinion is correct.[2] Rabbi Joshua responds, "It [the Torah] is not in heaven".[2] Upon hearing Rabbi Joshua's response, God laughed and stated, "My children have defeated me!"[2]

>>509237333 (OP)
>I'm not religious so I don't actually need to stick this thing in my arsehole but I'm going to do it anyway

Where did it all go so wrong?

>>509237333 (OP)
That's great. Where's the rest of the video where she puts it in her pooper?

>>509239674
>t. porn obsessed virgin

>>509237333 (OP)
Basically their entire history is them trying to trick and outsmart God and getting BTFO in the process.

>>509237333 (OP)
You're technically still ingesting it though just through your rectum instead, hence,why they're doing it in the first place. what the fuck is wrong with them?

>>509237333 (OP)
Should have accepted Christ

>Then Jesus said to them, “I ask you, which is lawful on the Sabbath: to do good or to do evil, to save life or to destroy it?”

>10 He looked around at them all, and then said to the man, “Stretch out your hand.” He did so, and his hand was completely restored. 11 But the Pharisees and the teachers of the law were furious and began to discuss with one another what they might do to Jesus.

>>509243763
Religious girls do this all over the world. Christians, Muslims, Jews. In fact, I stuck it in my wife's ass before her pussy because shes religious and of the "anal isn't really sex" cope. The truth is once you have anal, its just a matter of time before she breaks and lets you deflower her properly

>>509238189
It's worse then just not following the Holiday. It's cheating while pretending to be pious as they shove things up their ass.

>>509237333 (OP)
Leave it to a kike to kike their own god.

>>509237333 (OP)
>kosherswitch
>caffine suppository
>chicken beatings
>shabbos goyim
why are jews like this, if they dont want to be jewish they could just simply not be jewish and convert or something else.

>>509237333 (OP)
>some retarded whore does a thing
>/pol/iggers
>REEEEE JEWS REEEEE
every fucking time

>>509237610
You are thinking of soaking. Mormons practice premarital soaking.

>>509245217
wasn't Mary like 12 tho?

>>509239569
The Old Testament says clearly God knows what's in your heart. Cheating makes no sense but chuzpah and all.

>Samuel 16:7 states, "For the Lord sees not as man sees: man looks on the outward appearance, but the Lord looks on the heart."

>>509237333 (OP)
They will lie, cheat, and steal from everyone including their own 'god'. It really is a fucking hilarious thing to witness.

>>509244776
the irony of this is that the book itself says that the immidiate command from God takes priority which is the meaning of Abram's son passage

>>509246285
I'm imagining you taking time in between metzitzah b'peh victims to type that out, fill out the captcha and click Submit...then it's right back to sucking bloody baby dicks

theres a magic wire around new york which means jews can kill babies in palestine or something

>>509237333 (OP)
This.

>>509245482
what the fuck is with them and ovens, lmfao
(yes, I know, sacrificing children to their 'god')

>>509237333 (OP)
I think the fact that jews constantly try to fool God as part of their religion is a sort of tacit admission that what they worship is not really God in that ultimate sense of the word. It kind of proves the El/ Elohim/Saturn/Yahweh is really just some sort of entity, a powerful one mind you, but just like a demon, or alien or some sort of cosmic being. And that alone should be reason enough to not trust the jew. They literally are the sniveling coward in the movie that cuts a deal with the monster in exchange for getting eaten last.

>>509240661
The Bible in a nutshell. They also worshipped every other God to be even more spiteful.

>30 “‘I am filled with fury against you,[d] declares the Sovereign Lord, when you do all these things, acting like a brazen prostitute! 31 When you built your mounds at every street corner and made your lofty shrines in every public square, you were unlike a prostitute, because you scorned payment.

>>509246285
>le fat wojack
it's the jooz who get fat for not following their fasts properly

>God says don't ingest anything
>Rebbe Menachem: it's not ingesting if you stick it up your ass
>also Rebbe Menachem: picrel

>>509246340
dont forget the jump hump

>>509247990
jump humping is just assisted soaking, retard

>>509244000
000 trips are underrated.

>>509246340
The Amazon show 'Alpha House' made that up but a small number of Mormons took it seriously while others found it to be a funny meme.

>>509248094
Where's the rest of the video?

>>509247058
It's complicated... and lucrative.

>caffeine suppository
>im in a jewish holiday

understandable

>stop watching video

>chuds more mad about people shoving things up their pooeyhole than tricking god

Amazing.

>>509247061
Their self serving explanation is that God loves it when they out smart Him because it shows that Jews are making good use of the intellectual gifts God gave them. If they didn't fool God, it would be an insult to Him.

Jews find a way to Jew anything...no respect even for their holy days or god...

>>509237610
That is ONE example of some of a christian group acting jewish. Though, I doubt their leaders would OK it if asked.

>>509239674
false. turkish women are famed for their anal antics.

https://www.cambridge.org/core/journals/journal-of-biosocial-science/article/abs/gender-sexual-experiences-and-sexual-behavioural-differences-in-turkish-university-students/6F8789BE7F1562EF2D4EEC2CAEE422B1

>>509248305
Wrong. Soaking has been around for decades.
>t. oldfag

>>509237333 (OP)
Then why do Americans who are not jews all do that same thing too?

>>509245482
Clear case of not having eyes to see and ears to hear.

>>509238189
Quite literally the only other “religions” that encourage putting shit up your ass are Satanism and occultism.

So you have Judaism, Satanism, and occultism (basically just Satanism). These are what you consider tame relative to like idk praying and dousing your head with a bit of water.

>>509240168
Butthole**

>>509237610
>It's not much different Mormons who engage in anal sex to avoid having premarital sex.
Muslims (girls) do this.They have anal sex instead of vaginal because breaking the hymen needs to occur on the night of their deflowering. No blood during nuptials, not a virgin.

>>509237333 (OP)
This is retarded. The mouth and the anus are each end of the blastula from which a human formed, and the lining of both the top and bottom of the digestive tract is very similar not least in its capacity to absorb substances into the blood stream. This is still ingesting caffeine.

>>509237333 (OP)
0/10 no tail.

>>509237333 (OP)
Rövpanna in Swedish

>>509244960
No it isn’t kikeslave, Muslims don’t allow anal anyhow because it’s a pathway to faggotry

Imagine the bbc romp that came after it ingested.

>>509237333 (OP)
Do the Butt Caffeine.

>>509237333 (OP)
I swear this entire religion is one gigantic attempt to trick God.

>>509238189
No other religion tries to trick God by shoving things in their arse.

>>509237333 (OP)
Absorbing caffeine through your asshole is still ingestation/ingesting a substance, fucking retarded kikes.

>>509237333 (OP)
>No insertion follow-up
This is how you know our world is failing

>>509237333 (OP)
The fact that they have loopholes to their religion tells you everything you need to know about them. They can justify anything to themselves, don't let them justify it to you. In short, don't be a jew, anon.

>>509249380
Based.

>>509237333 (OP)
The reason why they had rules about not working was so they would be with their families.
Yet jews don't understand their own religion so they need to "fool" their own god and think that the entire point is to be a sneaky trickster.

>>509245482
This has to be the one of the dumbest stories I've read.

>>509237333 (OP)
>Yom Kippur
It's like one day. Can Jews really not go without the things forbidden for them for 25 fucking hours? It's not even out of necessity, it's just them wanting to scheme for ways to pull one over on God.

>>509237333 (OP)
jews jewing their own god will never not be funny

>>509237333 (OP)
>we have this holiday to show how sorry we are
>but we don't even follow through on that
Jews are Satan's children

>>509249292
This is true of poojeetas

Lmfao

>absolutely no one
>Jews: We shove caffeine pouches up our ass to fool God

>>509237333 (OP)
Sweet. Jews are out here boofing on Yom kippur and now everyone knows it.

>>509246390
anon they believe that their manmade traditions are more important than the actual laws of their God. This is the exact issue that Jesus called them out on time after time and it’s the reason they had him nailed to a cross. Two thousand years later and nothing changed except that they’ve tripled down on muh traditions and muh loopholes

>>509238622
Kek

>>509238189
I agree, this is nothing extraordinary.

This pic wasn't lying. Pick any book out of the Talmud and it's just endless kvetching between Rabbis about technicalities on subjects that nobody should give a shit about. It's ridiculous.

>>509238189
you have to admit that shoving coffee up your ass because you think that drinking it normally will piss god off is pretty silly

>>509239933
>>509250143
>>509248863
>& Mormons wanting to have sex but staying virgin
>Christians lending money with interest
>Christians divorcing
>Muslims reinventing interest rates and calling it Murabaha
>Muslims inventing temporary marriages
All religions are stupid.
But you cry about being called out as kike broken when you "just nootice" when you don't notice any other retardation around you.

>>509239674
Yeah this is a major loophole thing for Turkish girls

>>509237333 (OP)
Jews truly are masters at circumventing and bending rules.

>>509239674
Southern US here. Yes it's a thing.

>>509249673
>Muslim don't allow anal.
They also don't allow interest, more than 4 wives, dating, eating improper slaughter
Now explain: Murabaha, Ijara, Ahl al-Kitab slaughter, halal dating and temporary marriages

How hard is it to skip a day from cafeïne? I drink alot of energy drinks and even I go days sometimes weeks without

>>509237333 (OP)
>want to show devotion to God
>decide not to show devotion to God, but trick yourself into feeling good about it
Nigger-grade thinking.

>>509253559
You kikes are an order of magnitude more retarded than any other religion. You literally stole your religion from the Israelites and after you "got away" with that your rabbis decided to make up a story where God admits jews outsmarted him (it's in the talmud). What kind of absolute arrogant scum race would think they can outsmart an omniscient being?

The Israelites would have genocided jews.

>>509240450
You forgot to add blacks to the list because they're a convenient scapegoat to distract from jewish crime and the crimes of their imported hoards of brown thirdies like spics and pajeets.

>>509246285
You know if someone spent five minutes, I'm sure they could find the kike behind the obesity epidemic too.

>>509239511
sticking it inside a mouth isn't sex either but that won't stop me from doing it
if you train your wife correctly, she will beg you for anal and always keep her holes clean for you, but few men have the patience to get there

>>509237333 (OP)
>surely this will trick god
religious people are so fuckin retarded

>>509237333 (OP)
Of course you're not religious. I saw you on Bang Bros.

>>509237333 (OP)
>Trying to hit God with loopholes
Hilarious they think that shit would fly.

>>509248420
There is NO way in hell this is legal. Kikes once again forming a separate childfucking society with different laws.

Jews and their retarded tricks to game God. As if trying to literally Jew an Omnipotent being would work.

>>509237333 (OP)

Reminds me how some young Muslim prostitutes and students only do anal, so they can still be virgin brides.

>>509237333 (OP)
Why do they hump that wall?
https://old.bitchute.com/video/d50RyWDcRq7V/

>>509237333 (OP)
>poophole loophole
Routinely talmudic.

>>509237333 (OP)
kike bitches love anal, but unfortunately rarely do they wipe their asses

>>509237333 (OP)
>I know - we will just stick it up our butts!!
umm..
you know you can just wear a patch.. right?
or take caffiene pills.. you really think old people are stopping their medications for a holiday?

>>509248646
>>509253650
Also among Israeli men. If only they could keep the underaged out of their degeneracy, alas

retarded cultists lmao. all the sandnigger religions (jewish, christian, muslim) are schizo shit where followers regularly do crazy pilpul to avoid it's insane bullshit.
>b-but atheists don't have meaning of life brooo

>>509237610
muslim foids do that too

Wake up in the morning
Have my anal caffeine and anal nicotine
Puke a big log within minutes every time

>>509237333 (OP)
>shove caffeine up their ass

now gay men can have their fudge packed with caffeine

>>509237333 (OP)
Does she need any help inserting it? Can I lend her my assistance?

>>509237333 (OP)
the superior people everybody...

>>509237333 (OP)
Jew cant stop one upping God even if it means they need to fill their own asses with coffee.
We need to forge a jewish holiday in which Gos forbids jews to commit suicide.

>>509237333 (OP)
>oh, you see our Bible says to shove mild drugs up our ass sometimes
makes sense. makes sense. hey, has anyone seen my pet chicken? I swear he was just here

>>509237333 (OP)
why does she look like jon blow
am i the only one seeing this

>>509248780
It's been fake for decades too.

>>509237333 (OP)
I hope it overdoses

>>509237333 (OP)
Mom fucker?

>>509237610
for me, it's soaking

>>509240285
They're just afraid to tell mom dad and grandpa they don't believe in god.

>>509237333 (OP)
Actually pretty smart. Not that particular solution, but that approach to find a weakness, a loophole that's still compliant with the strict rules.

>>509252160
It's all lawful evil for the sake of being lawful evil (and claiming moral superiority because you used a caffenated buttplug or some stupid shit)

>>509240661
>>Have kids
>>They're little shits
>>They always pilpul every command you give them
>>They don't listen to your advices and play on technicalities

its funny how muslim and christian scholars have talked about this character trait of them(arguing with moses about God's commands) for centuries and now you can see this trend catching on even from bluepill normies. like banking, lawyering is also a jewish meme

>>509237333 (OP)
>jews jew their own god.
Yep, nothing screams like synanogue of satan than that. No respect for anything.

>>509237333 (OP)
these are the spiritual leaders of christians and muslims

it all makes sense now, huh?

>>509237333 (OP)
>We're going to show God we're worthy of the blessing by trying to trick him in many ways

>Next we'll pass our sins into a chicken and kill it in another attempt to trick God

>We also have modes programmed into electronics for sabboth again to try and trick God