Thread 509244677

Last week, Japanese scientists detected wetbulb temperatures up to 94F (34.5C) in parts of the US south. At these temperatures, no amount of shade or hydration can save you. Without AC, you die.
Sir Curt Godfrey of the Heat Stroke Awareness League has deemed this dangerous scenario "Temperature Necessitated Death" or TND for short.
And this is just the beginning.

>>509244677 (OP)
do you actually get paid to post these useless threads every year?

A cataclysmic heat wave killing off millions of southerners, particularly elderly southerners, would be a blessing for America and the world as a whole.

>>509244677 (OP)
If you die from 94 degrees ur probably a lardass drink water

>>509244677 (OP)
Don't know why people in these hot zones don't just sleep during the day and do their stuff at night when it's cool.

>>509244677 (OP)
Solution, fill bathtub with cold water and get in, or soak your feet in cold water, or use ice packs, or live in a house (even if I didn't have AC my house isn't going to get dangerously hot), or go to the bottle shop and chill down in their walk in beer fridge, or drink cold beverages, or eat ice cream, or go to the beach, creek, lake or river. Or, most importantly, kys for being a retarded cunt.

>>509244677 (OP)
>Last week, Japanese scientists detected wetbulb temperatures up to 94F (34.5C) in parts of the US south.
Source?

>>509246427
dig a hole five feet into the ground and cover it