Thread 509246210

Are you balding?

How do we score in the dating game if our hair is going away and why are women this cruel!?

just wear a hat.
its like magic. even if they know youre bald the moment you wear that hat their brain edits in the most glorious head of hair it can imagine.
why do you think important men in glorious civilizations down to hunter gatherer tribes wore elaborate head dresses?

>>509246210 (OP)
The article's just clickbait but you can't really blame women for this one. They're all literally programmed by evolution to want to procreate with a male with good genetics. If you're balding, that's a sign from nature/God you're dysgenic and so too will your spawn be. If a woman can do better, she should and will.

>>509246438
>If you're balding, that's a sign from nature/God you're dysgenic
it's surplus testosterone
yes i will seethe and cope but science

>>509246438
>le perfect ubermensch and his whores shit on ''''the dysgenics''''' while sponging their entire existence off their labours
Certainly explains why the proles were so happy slicing off the heads of faggots like that nonstop during the revolution.

This is a dating/men's health issue. not politics/news. also, memeflaggots are israeli

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>>509247026
"memeflag" posters are here to spam the board. the reason they use a memeflag is because if their VPN fails the israeli flag will show up

>>509246210 (OP)
You anons are missing the life lesson here..
> any woman who judges a man based on his hair, height, or the car he drives -- isn't worth having

>>509246438
my theory is its like a genetic defense attack. If you are gonna bald you gotta marry early. If you have a girl, any guy that gets her pregnant with a boy is gonna have a son who balds. Your non-balding son will have a better chance of reproducing than chad's balding son.

>>509247162
it really is bizzare how dedicated the israeli posters are. I get schizophrenia runs in jews but youd think they would get bored of pretending to troll bots. Its like a retard jew plantation to keep them here. The patterns of their posts are all from left wing angle so I sometimes think that it was a bot farm for 2020 that was forgotten about

>>509246210 (OP)
I'm not balding at 36 although if I was I'd be in the ground, my struggles would be over

>>509247026
guess it checks out, its what their funny hats are for.

>>509246210 (OP)
Depends on the guy. Jason Statham could get more pussy than all the guys on /pol/ combined. The problem isn't the bald head.

>>509246210 (OP)
>women hate balding men
>but a shaved head is a pussy magnet so long as you arent hideous

Stop caring what women say they like. Start paying attention to what theyre doing.

Also 1pbtidst

>>509247462
not everyone is the rock or jason stathem that get pussy in spite of being bald. for regular men, it is a dead sentence.

>>509246210 (OP)
BaldING is the issue, if you're too dumb to shave your head you deserve it.

>>509246210 (OP)
That sounds like bullshit

>>509247348
amen brother, indeed it is so very, very strange

women hate insecurity
and I mean deeply, deeply despise, more than you hate jews

>>509246210 (OP)
i take 5a-inhibitors to stop balding

>>509247434
Yes, it checks out nearly irrefutably. If you ever get very, very bored take a look at this. It has their fingerprints all over it

>>509246210 (OP)
I'm short it's worse.

>>509246210 (OP)
>Jessica Machado
If I go bald, I now have someone to rape. Thanks, Jessica!

I am bald and just pay for hookers and massage parlors. Girlfriends and wives are for cucks. While youre paying for Tyrone's child to be conceived, I'm fucking a Filipina one weekend and a blonde Ukrainian the next.

A hooker is much cheaper than a wife in the long run. No divorce rape. More sex. She will even watch me play on my switch and not get mad.

The Retarded American is our god, our ultimate myth

girls with penises also don't want balding men because they don't understand what its like to be a man

>>509246438
>They're all literally programmed by evolution to want to procreate with a male with good genetics.
But that doesn't mean they NEED to derive joy from the suffering of those without good genetics.

>>509246210 (OP)
>jessica machado
I love watching fat women die alone

>>509248065
wow that sounds awesome i want to be just like you

>>509246210 (OP)
What a nasty cunt Jessica Machado is. What causes a person to just put their nastiest, pettiest thoughts out into the world? It’s not even something that can be changed with a policy.

>>509246210 (OP)
When will Headwear come back into fashion?

>>509248220
Why does that bitch look Jewish?

Whole lotta seething hairlets ITT
MY CONDOLENCES AMIGOS

I went fully bald at 19 and never let it bother me. I was also 300 pounds which bothered me.Lost weight and started gettin pussy. Married and reproduced. Literally don't care about attracting women but it's not hard lol

>>509246438
>women's sexual preferences are the perfect evolutionary guide

11/8 b8 m8, you'll have earned every (You) plus interest

>>509248142
shouldnt someone who transitioned understand?

>>509246210 (OP)
Get jacked and dress fashionably.

I am a long hair fit Chad. Golden locks. Scandinavian. But I worry my hair is the source of my power and I fear losing it. So dress hipster and get built is thr backup plan.

>>509248831
>gettin pussy

I started going bald at 17 im dysgenic as fuck

>>509246210 (OP)
I'm 40 with a full head of hair. I feel for my bald bros. No worries though. I have a dog shit personally.

>>509249031
*personality

>>509248620
I have amazing hair I just hate women

>>509246210 (OP)
I'm going bald and a fat girl makes fun of me for it

>>509249261
She's flirting with you moron

>>509246210 (OP)
>Women find it unattractive.

You've seen what Women fuck, and it rarely has anything to do with how they "look".

Only SIMPS would give a shit about something they can't control, and go through expensive procedures in a dailing pathetic attempt "to be happy"

I'm balding and my older coworker is grumpy all the time despite being thin and having long hair.

>>509246210 (OP)
Yet here I am, bald, and 100% less likely to give any credence whatsoever to the thoughts and preferences of a woman.

>>509247348
yeah, definitely kikebots
the jeets start manually spamming when they wake up

>>509246210 (OP)
I'm not balding, I'm BALD.
I'm also an ugly manlet.
idgaf, lmao

I am getting pretty bald, but I am tall and married with kids so I don't care. I pretty much look like a young Richard Kuklinski

>>509246438
Why is the argument always that women are animals and can't do anything about it?

>>509248917
I'm 42so it wasn't as bad in my dating experience. Wife was 8 years younger and 21 when we met.
>muh me too
>muh wife's son
>muh divorce rape
>muh evolution
The biggest obstacle for a a fellow bald fag is his own mind. Being insecure about your looks a woman trait. Women are always insecure about their own appearance.

>>509248128
Hes so retarded lol he loves being fat lmao and racist omglul

I only got a gf after going bald and shaving it off

>>509247571
because regular men are not very manly, let's face it for a second.
Balding is caused by testosterone, it's a male feature. It forces you out of your ephebe self, you cannot walk around and look like a lesbian anymore. As a man you're kind of expected to know how to fight, have courage and OK muscles. Modern men forgot about that. They are cowardly, weak and slimy perverts for the most part, I'm talking 90% of them. They'd rather get a turk to bleed their scalp in order to pretend to be 19 again. It's pathetic and degenerate.

>>509246210 (OP)
78% sounds high from observable reality, at least for the few relationships I see these days.

>>509250051
I’m not bald I was just commenting on your silly negro-like phrasing. I am fat though, when I wasn’t women really liked me. The funniest part is that this went way beyond sex, ladies working at the sub shop or as professors were also nicer to me

>>509247340
Dating younger women is much easier if you have hair. I don't find it difficult and I have full hair.

>>509246210 (OP)
Baldphobia is directly rooted with pedophilia in woman

>>509246210 (OP)
>tfw starting balding at 16
It was over for me before I even knew that there is something to be over

>>509246438
that would ONLY be true if the true form of women wasn't screaming banshee demons
rationality is not natural to the female mind, they literally don't know you are bald, they are too busy noticing your scorpio traits

>>509246210 (OP)
Duh, balding men are statistically older. Use your fucking brain

>>509250761
Sorry, Chapman. You rock the Charlie Brown look.

>>509246210 (OP)
Women haven't been invented yet.

>>509250719
Is that this guy?

>>509251017
>Duh, balding men are statistically older.
63% of men in the 18-29 age range are single.
25% of men in the 30-49 age range are single

>>509246438
At least I don't have cellulite, that shit is gross. Women should be just as harshly treated for having cellulite as men are for balding.

>>509246210 (OP)
Blame your ancestors. in every other species the female chooses a male mate and the males compete with each other. in every other species the males are beautiful, strong, and healthy. in humans we've had thousands of years of owning women like property and arranged marriages which let dysgenic men reproduce and spread their dysgenic genes. now the average male is a pasty fat thumbhead. Women agree that 80% of males are unattractive. Men brought this on themselves, now the consequences are here.

Women will just masturbate to kpop boys and goon with vibrators while humanity goes extinct. Because you fuckers are that ugly. kys

>>509246210 (OP)
buy a newer iPhone you jeetshit

>>509246438
Based

>>509248487
Every time.

>>509246438
Reminder that women aren't perfect themselves... They all have their defects, too

>>509246438
You don't even know why baldness happens but you're so sure it's "dysgenic". I'm sure the bimbos with 2 animalistic braincells know anything about the human body outside of tiktok memes.

in 800-1000 years everybody on this planet will be bald .