Thread 509260936

Everyone had “social anxiety”, it was just medicated away with alcohol.
Alcohol dulled the tedium and meaningless of life after work, and at weekends.
People lost their virginity as drunk teenagers, and got it over and out of the way.

Sobriety is forcing people to rawdog every social and economic contradiction of modern life, and that is sending people insane.

>>509260936 (OP)
Okay, so why isn't the government sending me money for beer?

>>509260936 (OP)
>rawdog
They're just smoking weed, vaping thc, doing pills or other drugs instead

>>509260936 (OP)
>People lost their virginity as drunk teenagers
Do you mean slags becoming single moms?

>>509261046
Eventually, they will.

>>509261187
>doing pills or other drugs instead
Yeah, most Zoomers are on SSRIs which aren't supposed to be taken with alcohol

>>509260936 (OP)
Fuck off your drunken piece of shit. You drink the jews piss we zoomers are smarter than your 3 times DUI ass

>>509260936 (OP)
Zoomers are defined by the U.S. government as having been born between 1997 and 2012.

Half of them can't even legally consume alcohol yet. Maybe you should wait another decade or so and then update this graph and see what it looks like then?

Gay as fuck. High school wouldnt be the same without drunk whores at house parties. Fuck that shit was fun.

I function fine without drugs and alcohol. Why do you need intoxicants to cope with reality? You think I am the one with the problem? Alcohol was used here down South to subdue and control people in slavery.

>>509260936 (OP)
Now show the chart for depression/ anxiety/ ADHD pharmaceutical usage per generation.

>>509261537
Reality sucks fag stop larping

>>509260936 (OP)
Sounds like you need to go to AA, my man. I drank a budweiser beer once and it tasted like shit Nasty ass just like you drunks are. Please go to AA and sober up before you get behind the wheel and kill some poor White kid riding his bike because I KNOW you retards would all surely have copes for that one too. BET ON IT. Just got to AA you silly drunk. We are all functioning just fine without the liquid jew in our lives you should try it.

>>509260936 (OP)
So wait, the answer to saving the white race is for us xillenials and millennials and X to kidnap the zoomer boys and girls all in vans like fraternity pledges and force them to get shit faced and party and fuck

I can accomplish this insurmountable task, but I am gonna need funding, and personnel or former frat jock volunteers from Kappa Sigma
I'm also gonna require a nest egg of a few million for my family, as I am sure though I will succeed j will still be charged with committing mass kidnappings

Where do they go and what do they do when waiting for things to blow over?

>>509260936 (OP)
Zoomers aren’t drinking because it’s expensive as fuck now. Plus you can buy psychs or weed for much cheaper than booze.

>>509260936 (OP)
Alcohol has gone up 500% in the last 10 years.

Gen Z can barely afford to eat.

>>509260936 (OP)
and how many Gen Z’s are legally allowed to drink?

>we need alcohol to function
Do you even hear yourself, you dumb fuck?

>>509260936 (OP)
Gen Z is broke and living with family...that can't afford or have had the opportunity to become alcoholics en masse yet....just wait.

>>509261390
smarter than to actually get caught for that dui sure

>>509260936 (OP)
Gen Z males are permavirgin incel losers because they don't drink.
Notice on picrel how male virginity rapidly decreases to nothing as soon as the 18-20 year old virgins finally turn 21 and can legally get into the parties, bars, and clubs where everyone else goes to meet people to have sex with.

My "social anxiety" went away the moment I started eating healthy.

>>509261943
You need alcohol for exactly what it does, drops inhibitions and makes you stupid ballsy and the ladies walls to drop
You need to get together like our generations did, alcohol is just bait to get a lot more people to show up.
This is why your Gen also has no close friends or comraderie, because you never get together to just get stupid, play some beer bong and some music and relax and have a good time.

>>509260936 (OP)
they haven't mentally reached 21 yet. zoomers are going to reach a 21 yo maturity level when they hit 40, and then they'll turn into bigtime boozers.

>>509260936 (OP)
How about
Just hear me out here
NOT CHARGING TWENTY DOLLARS FOR LUKEWARM PISS
the reason why zoomies don't drink is because alcohol bought at bars is fucking expensive, and you don't get jack shit out of it.
>People lost their virginity as drunk teenagers, and got it over and out of the way.
Now that's called sexual assault, numbnuts. Hence why you don't get anything out of boozing up these days.
Fuck, even the strippers look like shit. There's almost no reason to go to a bar, there's definitely no reason to go to a strip club, and restaurants are overpriced as it is before taking booze into account.
Why the fuck would I buy alcohol at the bar when I can get hammered at home for a quarter of the price?

>>509262213
You’re right, I don’t drink and I don’t meet up with people to play “beer pong”. The fuck’s wrong with you?

Imagine needing booze to talk to a woman.

Absolutely pathetic.

>>509262132
Pubs need to drop the fucking prices just like alcohol distributors
I remember when a Budweiser(shit beer) was less than a dollar a bottle and was a max of 2 or 3 dollars at a bar or pub

OP clearly shows that we are the only customers keeping them afloat and they raise prices?
Fuck them

>>509260936 (OP)
Good for them. Aside from the broccoli heads, trannies and mutts, I like zoomers

>>509262310
That's how you're supposed to make memories instead of getting groomed in a discord playing Chinese vidya.

Kids these days...

>>509260936 (OP)
people drank themselves into this garbage, you'll have to sober up to get out

>>509262323
Imagine not embracing the great social lubricant that is alcohol to make interactions more fun for all involved

Absolutely buckbroken

>>509262468
>make memories by getting drunk
I feel sorry for you anon

>>509262310
>The fuck’s wrong with you?
Strange question put to someone who has kids.
You sure you aren't the one who's all dysgenic anti social and fucked up in the head?
Also
>Being rude to your elders
This is why everyone shits on your generation, you act like children well past 12 years old

>>509260936 (OP)
>suggest banning porn,anime and video games
>entire ethnonationalist right loves the idea
>suggest banning alcohol
>everyone loses their minds

Is every right wing person an alcoholic? Am I the only straight edge person left? How can you expect to ban anime and video games if you won't ban alcohol?

>Sobriety is forcing people to rawdog every social and economic contradiction of modern life, and that is sending people insane.

If you need a chemical to get through the week, you need to castrate yourself right now. You weak faggots are the ones who come home drunk, beat your kids and then wonder why your kids are gay and hate you.

>>509261390
>t. Arab nuGerman
Not only are you a fag, but also a Muslim

>>509262596
>Strange question put to someone who has kids.
“I have kids, therefore there’s nothing wrong with me. Or at least - it should be noted I have kids, because it means there’s less wrong with me than someone who doesn’t have kids”

Yeah, I hope you encourage your kids to drink as much as you can, anon. Your failures as a husband (if you’re married) could only really be matched by your failings as a father.

Go play beer pong with the boys, show your kids how it’s done.

>>509262589
>You can only hang out with the friends you made at the party when you are drinking
Are you actually retarded or just being intentionally a butt mad toddler contrarian?
Is that what's wrong with your generation? You lack a developed prefrontal Cortex from never developing your imagination(YouTube since 3) and you are basically a nigger who can't think beyond the question even 1 step?

>>509260936 (OP)
>Gen Z doesn't drink
No actually we just drink a normal healthy amount. Tons of people in the previous gens are borderline functioning alcoholics and it pumps their numbers up. All our degen substance abusers are smacking the penjamin instead of chugging natty lights.

Just raid a boomer liquor cabinet if they haven't drank in years. Then look up good cocktails. Not a gen Z, but I found a way to save money on alcohol that would have gone bad anyway. Found 2 bottles of ouzo from someone who hasn't drank that stuff in a while. Found out an ouzo sunrise is better than a tequila sunrise.

>>509262589
Listen, I've lived the sober life for years too. It has its perks. But some of my most fun I've had is with mine and my peers' inhibitions totally freed from a little alcohol
>Hurr durr you have to be a stone and have to have fun building trains or some shit
Lighten up gen z

>>509262780
Keep drinking anon

>>509262812
> some of my most fun I've had is with mine and my peers' inhibitions totally freed from a little alcohol

I would never trust you around children, you grooming, predatory fuck. Keep your drug use to yourself

>>509260936 (OP)
I’m a millennial and I don’t drink because it makes you stupid while poisoning you. I’m not a fucking boomer. I’m not working a job I hate and married to an ugly bitch I don’t love so I don’t have to slowly kill myself out of spite.

Plus there’s no bourbon in this country right now and that’s the only thing I would drink if I did.

>>509262764
>Projects his family dysfunction on others
save that garbage for your therapist you crybaby
No one here gives a shit about your /r9k/ black pilling hissy fit lol

>>509260936 (OP)
I never drank alcohol because it’s poison. I do smoke mad chronic tho, have been for 20 years.

Notice weed was getting more and more legal but now they realized that zoomers are not drinking alcohol so now weed is getting criminalized again.

>>509262976
I sure as fuck wouldnt trust you around children, Muhammad

>>509263010
>Plus there’s no bourbon in this country right now
Really? Why? I thought leafs loved whiskey.

>>509262886
>t.
It's been a few weeks but that reminds me that I need to pick up some pilsner tomorrow for the 4th of July, Got half the extended family coming over for the barbeque :)
Might as well pick up some lemons too

>>509262561
> social lubricant
training wheels

>>509263114
They rejected the only trade partner that provided it for them

>>509260936 (OP) (OP) #

>can’t function without alcohol

OP sounds like an alcoholic

>>509262213
I’m 40 and the people I knew that did those things are a disheveled mess or dead. Oddly enough the stoners are all doing the best.

>>509263034
>muh projection
Grasping at straws aren’t we

>black pilling hissy fit
Yes, coming from the guy who views “alcohol” as a prerequisite to camaraderie. Surprised with the amount of gymnastics you’re capable of, given your alcoholism.

>>509263198
Crack on, do what you want. Don’t expect me to want to do the same, that shit’s for (fat) retards

>>509263068
He's posting cope all over thread, he's probably a jeet and has no friends and the idea that white people might have a good time seems to make him very upset

>>509263068
Good job Columbo

>>509260936 (OP)
Humanity desperately trying to “De-Jew” itself. Good for the kiddos.

>>509260936 (OP)
if society can't function without alcohol then good riddance to society

>>509261455
Base rate neglect fallacy in action.
You often see it in these shitty graphs.

>>509260936 (OP)
Alpha to be gained here.
>Start drinking
>Grow balls
>Mogg all of the zoomers

>>509263383
You’re an alcoholic, and the worst type of American. I feel sorry for your kids. Goodbye anon (get it together before 50 hits)

>>509263351
Enjoy the stress related health failure that will set in before your mid 20's
I can tell you are so wound up you must be very practiced at repelling anyone from inviting you to group activities after you flipped out like a sheboon being asked for ID at the dollar general ITT

>>509260936 (OP)
Alcohol is expensive, tastes like shit, and is bad for you. Why would I drink it?

>>509263559
>alcoholic,
Nah I don't get shakes or drink every day
You are just projecting more of your daddy issues, have fun trooning out or whatever you /r9k/ cancer do :)

Quit drinking and anxiety went away

>>509261821
Most people are smart enough to know when they are too drunk to drive.
Drunk driving wasn't illegal til the 80s.
The problem is the legal limit is way too low and if you are over it, then even organic crashes that would've happened anyway will be blamed on you.
Also, most people aren't rich enough to spend several days wages on a taxi, so the law is basically saying you can't socialize unless you're rich.
Consodering no one has house parties anymore and bars are the only way to socialize if you don't already know a ton of people after age 27.

>>509263685
Based anon, keep that shit out of your body

>>509263720
Sounds about right

I made him so butthurt he had to make up stories in his head just to pretend at some desperate delusional effort to make my springtime youth a "bad thing" lmao

>>509262809
>>509263010
I found a nearly empty bottle of bourbon in my parents liquor cabinet. I don't know of any good bourbon cocktails yet. Got any recipes? I think that stuff is too similar to whiskey to bother. But then again that open bourbon is old as fuck.

>>509261905
Just pregame in the car and then buy one drink out of courtesy. That's what I used to do

>>509263604
>>509263699
>>509263829
Go to bed you drunk fuck, you’re embarrassing yourself

>>509261927
At a bar? Sure. If you just fill a hydro flask with vodka and orange juice it's still about the same
Phillips vodka tastes okay and is 14 a handle.

>>509263916
>REEEEEEEE NOOOO YOU CANT ENJOY LIFE YOU HAVE TO BE A FRIENDLESS ANTI SOCIAL LOSER LIKE ME YOU HAVE TO YOU HAVE TO YOU HAVE TO!!!!

>>509263767
Drunk driving ain’t no joke. My mom lost 3 cousins in 3 different crashes. 2 were a dunk blowing a stop sign and the other was a head on the drunk crossed the center line. Rural Illinois in the 70s.

It became illegal because it was becoming a big problem.

>>509263767
Anyone that drives while drunk should be shot

>>509263995
You’re fucking funny my man. Bruce Lee quote pictures and everything

>implying I need alcohol to have a good time with my mates
We do just fine without it, we’re not like you. Get the fuck away from me you disgusting freak

>>509262055
House parties were ten times better for that, but they've stopped happening post COVID
No one throws them because when you do no one shows up and it's embarrassing.
I threw a party and 3 ppl showed up when hundreds used to.
I was feeling bad about myself til this popular ass dude threw one and it was a 15 dude sausage fest with 3 guys bringing their gf.
I think there might have been 2 single women there all night and one was the best friend of my fwb, the other had a hormonal disorder and hair on her nipples

>>509262703
>muzzi in the west
>not drinking (badly at that)
lol
Did you guys only get the fundamentalist sleeper cell ones in your area?

>>509263268
Not at all dude. You just hung with the wrong ppl I guess

>>509264075
I lost a friend to a drunk driver. Almost lost another to a woman that took to many oxy and nodded off and head on into his car.

Imo the punishment for a dui should be way harsher.

He is still buttmad lmao

>>509264162
>the other had a hormonal disorder and hair on her nipples
Be honest, who took one for the team?

>>509264272
Some people matured and advanced in life, others couldn’t kick the party lifestyle and got left behind. It is what it is.

>>509263268
I'm sorry all your friends lacked self control anon.

>>509264126
Must be gen z. Everyone in my social group did it regularly. We knew when we were too drunk to drive and I never knew anyone who had a fatal crash.
I knew one guy that got legally fucked because some dumb bitch crashed into him and he was over the legal limit though, and then she sued him on top of it.
Dumb bitch considering she knew it was her fault that she turned onto the street without looking

>>509264510
>others couldn’t kick the party lifestyle
Oh you mean that.
Yeah I know one or two that didn't grow out of it and wanted to act 20 years old at 28.
Its kind of a yikes thing but if I recall one of them had some serious family issues he grew up with.
It's fun when young but the trick is to just have a few and nurse them, not get sloshed especially past 30 when your body starts tanking

>>509264075
That's unfortunate, but my entire generation did it all the time and I never knew any fatalities. Only heard of a couple from other people.
I've crashed sober once but never in the thousands of times of drinking.
Then again I just parked and took a nap when I felt like I was too drunk to drive

>>509264386
kekekek

>>509264580
>hurr durr the people I knew didn't kill anyone so driving drunk is not a big deal
Why are boomers incapable of understanding that they exist on this planet with other people?

>>509264503
She showed them to me randomly in a room full of people the next morning. She had a kinda cute face but ten year old boy body and as mentioned, the hair.
I think the host of the party probably invited her and hooked up with her iirc
He was a whitewashed black guy though so that makes sense

>>509260936 (OP)
Gen Z found out that because they are already over medicated from stimulants and recreational drugs (weed/tobacco is a stimulant too) those drugs kinda dont mix well with alcohol. Well, alcohol is a downer and when you rely on a society of stimmers (usually from autism) then it makes little room for alcohol. Most Gen Z don't like the feeling of drinking because they have gotten used to light stims (caffeine,kratom) and the like.

My solution is introduce more downers and create more social spaces that serve alcohol along with stims, like hookah bars

>>509264510
When you don't have a wife at 30, stuff like that is the only way to meet women.
I'm not ashamed of going and trying to meet women.

>>509260936 (OP)
Zoomers don’t leave the house and can’t afford to drink in public

>>509264807
I'm 30 and knew thousands of people.
I used to be pretty well known in my city of a million for stunts I would do and record.
Never found a way to monetize tho
But also my city was special like that, where everyone around my age knew each other and we'd get together in the park every Monday by the hundreds.
That probably puts it into better perspective.
I've known tons of fent deaths though. And even some violent deaths

>>509263114
Morons. Fucking morons, that’s why. Canadian “whiskey” is piss water, and Irish and Scottish whiskey is piss water unless you pay for the SiNgLe MaLt. Bourbon is a real drink, the way it was intended.

>>509263856
I don’t drink cocktails. Drink that shit neat, with ice, or club soda. Bourbons go down smooth with club soda. Throw in a good cigar, preferably something with a dark wrapper, and preferably long fill in the mix and you’re pretty much having the best time of your life.

>>509265164
He called you a boomer, lol
So many of them are so dumbed down on this board.
I noticed this in real life, they can't take constructive criticism or advice without getting emotional, butthurt and then hostile over it
I imagine if thats what they did their entire childhood it's no wonder they didn't learn shit growing up, all they did was argue like petulant angry children from womb to adulthood

>>509265228
>Throw in a good cigar, preferably something with a dark wrapper, and preferably long fill in the mix and you’re pretty much having the best time of your life.
This nigga knows

>>509260936 (OP)
>Modern society cannot function without alcohol
Go ahead and be a single mom.

>>509265356
>constructive criticism
Making excuses for drunk driving is not "constructive criticism". It's called being a fucking retard.

>>509262055
I wonder what the percentage is for 35+ yr old dudes.

>>509262976
>Stranger danger!!!
Lmao zoomer poltards are truly brainbroken. Sad as fuck

>>509265565
>Responds to the wrong anon
This actually proves my point

>>509260936 (OP)
lmao nice try, now include all whiteclaw/hard seltzer and wine sales. faggots like you have posted this shit before, and the last time this came up it was BEER sales. Zoomers drink more than anyone combined, and they get obliterated on shrooms and nuclear-grade weed at rates that are absurd. They are, pound for pound, the most likely generation to abuse substances, and that's including faggot-ass flower-power Boomers who had politicians known for falling into fountains or off stairs.

OP is trying to pincer maneuver. Not that anyone here has real discussion anyways, because most of you queers are paid accounts and neo-commies working at the behest of your kike handlers, but you'd just post sales numbers state by state and generation by generation compiled by the US Govt if you wanted to sort of be honest, and not an obvious jewish infographic.

>>509265802
It's interesting how they try the same tactics retarded femoids do online
Pic related helps me make sense of some of it

>>509263995
lol, triggered because younger people don't need your alcohol crutch to have a good time. Bet you feel like a real socially crippled freak when you're not getting your little sippy nippy.

Value independence
A man's moral code has to be based on reason and expierience. Traditions/culture is dead due to feminism and society is observably insane and dangerously delusional. Society treats Men as disposable.

>>509266176
I had a bad booze problem. It took decades to bring that darkness under control.

I can't say I had a good time.

>>509260936 (OP)
GEN Z STOPPED HAVING PARTIES BECAUSE WE COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO HAVE A
NO NIGGER ZONE
SERIOUSLY
WHITE GEN Z WOMEN ARE BASED
THEY ABSOLUTELY REFUSE TO DRINK AROUND EVIL FUCKING NIGGER INVADERS
"no you don't understand I'm not a nigger I'm not even mexican I'm an ecuadorian"
SHUT THE FUCK UP FOREIGNER FAGGOT
WHITE GIRLS HAVE CANCELLED THE CONCEPT OF PARTYING, DRINKING, AND GIVING BIRTH ALTOGETHER IN RESPONSE TO THE PRESENCE OF INVASIVE NIGGERS FUCKING EVERYWHERE
YOU EVIL MILLENIAL GEN X BOOMER SILENT GENERATION FAGGOTS
YOU GREW UP IN A REAL COUNTRY AND THEN YOU JUST PUT NIGGERS FAGGOTS AND MEXICANS IN IT AND TOLD US "GO PLAY YOU'LL BE FINE"
GEN Z HAS CANCELLED SOCIETY

>>509260936 (OP)
>alcohol use goes down
>antisemitism goes up
i'm fine with this.

>>509266435
USAID. We have been living in "The Trueman Show.

>>509266435
Nigga all you had to do growing up was put the videogames and iPad down for 6 hours and go outside.
I watched so many parents try to get you to do so and you just sat in the living mad until they handed it back to you.
Ultimately, you all did it to yourselves
I don't want to hear another peep about booze le bad until you faggots stop being e-junkie addicts all day
You are worse than alcoholics and cause more deadly crashes a year because you won't put the phone down to drive

>>509261905
>Plus you can buy psychs
Tell me about this market. My friend told me about THCa and I thought he was bullshitting and then it turned out to be real. I know there was a bunch of research chemical analogues of psychadelics, like the ones made by Shulgin. My friend was saying those were made into 100% legal vape pens now? Is that a real thing too?

>>509266792
CheechandChong.com
Have fun

>>509261905
>>509261927
This is correct. My city constantly has high end bars open and close within a year or two. Go to any cheap ass dive bar and it’s busy every night

>>509260936 (OP)
>I cannot function without alcohol
Look online or even in your yellow pages for AA groups near me so you can get the help you need buddy. Don't drive like that, please.

>>509260936 (OP)
So Gen Z just does weed & fentanyl?

>>509266604
>>509266435
Based and yeah, the world was ruined on purpose by Jews and now they want to make an AI hellworld to punish whites more.

Hail Kek curse these faggots dead!

>>509260936 (OP)
>Everyone had “social anxiety”, it was just medicated away with alcohol.
>Alcohol dulled the tedium and meaningless of life after work, and at weekends.
>People lost their virginity as drunk teenagers, and got it over and out of the way.

>Sobriety is forcing people to rawdog every social and economic contradiction of modern life, and that is sending people insane.

Another genius that sees what I see. Puritanism is unironically worse for you in the end, it's better to cut loose and crack open a couple of cold ones every now and then

>>509266768
My second year of college I moved into a house which literally had a full gang of hard drug dealers with an illegal firearms and questionably legal swords. Some of them started fights with me at parties and I had to beat them up to defend myself. One of them turned out to be gay and tried to date rape me. I banged one of their girlfriends at another party. Two more of them turned out to be gay. I had to stop my ex girlfriend from getting Paki Grooming Ganged by a literal Paki that I lived with. I lived an epic house drinking and doing many drugs, all very safe and legally, and I upheld the law and protected the innocent, etc etc. I'm telling you that the people who chose to "just go out and live life" have been subjected to all the crazy shit you hear about on /pol/. It's not just a meme. The pakis are out there trying to rape you in real life if you try to have fun. The only girls I knew who I didn't have to personally protect from a drug dealer paki who openly wanted to drug them and use them as sex slaves were the girls who didn't go to a single party in college.
They got rid of something called the "gay panic defense" that means that if a gay guy is hitting on you and threatening you, you have to wait for him to actually grab you to fight back. That happened to me in real life, and I have had to be keenly aware of that in real life, because that's the effect on the real life party scene that "gay pride" everywhere really has. I fought for my right to party IRL and it was literally niggers and faggots and schizos (not the /pol/ kind) threatening to stab me, shoot me, and rape me and all the girls I was dating 24/7. This isn't your Sweet Home Alabama Cowboy Baby summer party scene any more. This is Thor Ragnorak meets Taken if you try to go out and live life.

>>509267785
I spelled that and formatted it really badly
I didn't even mean Sweet Home Alabama. I meant All Summer Long. And apparently the song is just called Cowboy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSkFygPCTwE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glb2U6y-GdU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBShN8qT4lk

>>509264807
Last week I was literally in a car with a boomer texting and driving. I had to beg him 3 times that I didn't want to die. The first time he literally said "it does not effect you." I ha d to remind him that he was with 2 passengers and a dog. He still persisted after the 2nd beg. The 3rd time was again a simple "I don't want to die." I don't know if he finally got it or if he didn't want me to nag every 3 seconds. The other passenger was another braindead boomer who tolerated it. Something is horribly wrong when a 40 year old has to plead like a child with a long life ahead of them to a 65 year old to act like a responsible adult. Like "what do you mean you want to live another 40 years?" They are only somewhat considerate for children under 18. As soon as you are an adult it is acceptable to be killed by their stupidity.

>>509267628
>men are not spending money on women

>IT'STHEAPALACLYPSANIGGERBOT9001

Reply to this post if you're proud and you're white and you've got a story to tell about trying to party but it was all fucked up because their was any kind of woke shit there like foreigners or tranners or rapey faggots or what have you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYsp6fUyhaw

>I-it's heckin poison, haha I'm too smart for that haha!!
>Sucks vape
>Boofs weed brownie
>Chugs a bottle of corn syrup
>Sits inside all day comatose

>>509267785
Date rape is the wrong word here. A bisexual male offered me a sedative drug, claiming that it was a stimulant. I detected the sinister lie and assumed their intent was to rape me once I unexpectedly fell unconscious. Apparently the word date rape implies that I was on a date. I was not. However, a "date rape drug" was used for the purpose, presumably, of attempting rape, against me.

>>509262323
>just be a chad bro
Sigh…. I’m so tired of you faggots.

>>509260936 (OP)
You need to lay off the sauce dude. Give your keys to the bartender you fucking slobby drunk

>>509260936 (OP)
>People lost their virginity as drunk teenagers, and got it over and out of the way.
lol giving up your divinity for a cheap drink
dumbfuck

>>509260936 (OP)
We watched our parents drive drunk and realized we should all be dead because of booze.

Bumpin

>>509268089
Bro, wtf? I thought this behavior was limited to Brazilian boomers. I lived in Bolivia and the boomers there don't act like this.
In Brazil I had to beg my boss to stop checking whatsapp while driving because there were cops around. He just ignored me and then, a few days later, we discovered he got fined 4 times in a row because that faggot was checking his phone instead of paying attention to the road.
Sometimes I feel there was an inversion where now old people are the caricature of a teen with no consideration for shit and living in fantasy land while the young are the jaded and dealing with the real world.

I can feel it. There's an anon with a wizard like power to cull off a thread when he decides it is over. A meme magician of death. His gaze lingers over this thread. He has decided this once fertile thread must now die. I piss in his eye here, bumping this thread once again.

>>509260936 (OP)
the bond that's fading is having money to spend on frivolous shit
they are currently putting daily meals on financing

>>509266435
I want this to be true

>>509260936 (OP)
Imagine what it will be like when they turn 21

>>509261531

>I love drunk whores at high school parties
>christian meme

Do Christians read their own material?

>>509260936 (OP)
>Sobriety is forcing people to rawdog every social and economic contradiction of modern life

>take the edge off
>leave the edge ON

if you have an edge there is a fucking reason for it. maybe it's that the civilization and culture and fucking terrible and we need to do things about it

>>509275827
Nah they just idol worship the Pink-washed paintings of the nice kike boy from Galilee.

They think Christianity is some epic own of the kikes when they worship a fucking kike and the first half of their Bible (by and for beta males) is literally Jewish materials.

Yes they are that fucking retarded.

>>509265923
this boomer is drunk right now

>>509260936 (OP)
Good job zoomies, keep your liver safe. They took your courting rituals, you will take their alcohol sales.

>>509267785
For the record, I tried to move out within a month of moving into that shithole, but mein boomers decided my roommates turning out to actually be a gang was not a good enough reason to let me move out.

>>509260936 (OP)
>Modern society cannot function without alcohol
translation: I spent all my paycheck on liquor and I cannot admit I have a drinking problem

>>509260936 (OP)
Who do you think you are you nigger??? Niggers leave broken glass everywhere. I don't care if you are a cop, bring a bottle of your nigger liquor in my house you will go out in a body bag you fucking stumbling drunk! It takes every fiber of my being to NOT shoot up some tavern full of niggers bringing the cops with their damn light on all night long and your stupid bitch ass wants MORE of that because you are some addict? FUCK YOU, I would have already hit you if you were here in my living room and I would not stop until you were a bloody drunken pulp. I am DEAD serious too. That shit is for niggers! Get help you fucking loser bitch Shit should be banned outright.

>>509275827
Reminder: One of jesus's DIVINE miracles was making alcohol for a party, because a party without alcohol was too lame for God.