Thread 509261329

president grug

>>509261329 (OP)
The retarded guy that had a stroke? Lmfao do it.

>>509261329 (OP)
But he's fucking a white male?

>>509261329 (OP)
Democratic base hates him.

>>509261329 (OP)
Because he’s the only non-Jew Democrat left that supports Jews

>>509261968
They're really leaning into this "Braindead Puppet" archetype...

Good
Accelerate

>>509261329 (OP)
Nah they'll install AOC.

>>509261329 (OP)
This will go over like a turd in punchbowl with the progressive wing.
Dem civil war heating up quite nicely.

>>509262071
he laughs at his own constituents for protesting Israel - dude took the sharpest turn ever, it has to be the stroke, the perfect shabbos goy retard

>>509262049
He's Jewish.

>>509262104
Why don't they just go with an inanimate object that democrats are attracted to, like a buttplug.

>>509262258
Damn he sounds pretty based

>>509262104
Archetype? More like prototype. This one has his processing unit implanted in his neck. The newer models, like the one Mossad implanted into Marco Rubio, can control the body from entirely within the skull.

>>509262334
I mean yeah if you’re a retard that likes wasting money and political capital on brown hairy jewrabs

>>509261329 (OP)
He’s going to wear basketball shorts while meeting foreign dignitaries

>>509262411
Rubio showing his surgical scars from his latest implant, already showing a Fetterman-like devotion to Israel first.

BASED MIGA2028 CANDIDATE

>>509262451
If you include illegals the US non-white population is about 52%

>>509261329 (OP)
Motherfucker whines about having to wear a suit and not being able to go on vacation. He does have what it takes to be president. He’s one chicken nugget away from a heart attack.

>>509262451
You lost, brownoid!

>>509261329 (OP)
Voting for that retard can't be any worse honestly. I would vote for the retard but he doesn't make the jew seethe enough so he will get on his knees when the jew snaps his fingers, just like Trump always does.

>>509262049
Hnnng Slavic pussy hole

Better than President AOC or President Mamdani. A whole fucking lot better. 2028 could be a clearly Dem year.

>>509262483
This. Imagine the kino when some foreign leader takes a pic with Shrek wearing basketball shorts and a "who farted?" T-shirt.

>>509261329 (OP)
I will happily vote for Lurch, but I don't think he'll get the nomination.

>>509261329 (OP)
They'll run another female. Third time's the charm.

Every democrat who gets elected from now on will be for purely symbolic reasons, even if they aren't Israel firsters their administrative policy will be driven by false-flags leading to expansion of the police state. It's abit like going to your favorite locality/restaurant/store and watching it get worse and worse under new management until you finally decide to stop going.

>>509262049
He's fucking a white male? I didn't know he was gay.

>>509262602
I’m white and for sure whiter than you and I don’t even have to wonder.

I also work as a blacksmith and farrier so I know I could eat your entire twink body with one bite and throw you up for my chickens and pigs to eat.

Jews are goldbricker scumbags and all deserve and receive the rope.

>>509263305
I was just thinking about this movie earlier cuz I noticed my hair looks like Bowser's. Spooky.

>>509261329 (OP)

>Some Democrats
Do experts say that?

>>509263575
>farrier
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>checks shoe
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

>>509263397
i mean we are in a post deep state world.
democracy seems pretty performative now.

>>509261329 (OP)

fake news.

>>509261329 (OP)
This has to be memed into our timeline.

>>509261329 (OP)
Don't they hate him?

Jewish people want me to vote for that?

>>509261329 (OP)
It's Better with Fetterman

>>509263818
true but the hardest part is dealing with the horses - basically 1200 lb women

Grug has mental problems so he wont run.
according to the polls president butt is coming

>>509263980
LOL!
How's your shoulders holding up?

>>509261329 (OP)
We’re Brandoning forever, no matter what party. It’s Brandon all the way down (because of Israel)

>>509263990
They didn't even poll for Fetterman here, he could be the top contender for all we know.

>>509261329 (OP)
Fetterman's wife is a Brazilian immigrant who was part of the Communist party in Brazil

>>509262049
He sucks enough Jewish wieners for it not to count

>>509263990
Please be kamala again t8mmk

>>509261329 (OP)
He looks like a midget standing on a wide shouldered short guy in this pic

>>509261329 (OP)
lol, they're rolling out their giant retard once again for the big show

>>509261329 (OP)
Some Democrats sound like they have more brain damage than even Fetterman.

>>509261329 (OP)
the guy's stroke made it so that he legit can't understand spoken language.
that's why he carries an ipad with him when he does interviews.
the people 'interviewing' him are not allowed to deviate from their script even one word, or it fucks him up.
he'll never be president. ever.
can you imagine him trying to negotiate with our allies or adversaries with such retardation?
he should be in a nursing home.
oh, wait, he is.

Finally
A common sense candidate is offered up from the left

Fetterman 2028

>>509264329
Sounds a lot like the last guy.

>>509263990
Someone else is the only good option on that list.

>>509261329 (OP)
I mean unironically a lot of republicans like him since he comes off as somebody who they disagree with, but isn’t just always grifting and lying while occasionally breaking from the party.

I assume the democrats pushed for him because they liked the idea of a brain dead retard they could string along and then realized to late he actually has positions and ideas of his own. And the party freaked out as a result and wants him gone while some see him as the only moderate choice left.

>>509261329 (OP)
>2028
>maybe

why do you panic? this isnt your first retard in office