Thread 509261378

I missed two of my court dates and im turning myself in tomorrow. Wish me luck. I dont even know anything about jail. Is jail really even that bad?

>>509261378 (OP)
Good riddance nigger

>>509261378 (OP)
Jail? In small towns it's nothing. Just don't smart off or get political. If you have money for food or whatever they offer it's a fun social experience filled with movie watching and book reading

I went once when I was younger mind your business and only associate with the whites and when you get out go to your court date you fucking nigger jail is only
Bad when your serving serious time their just gonna put you in a light security pod

>>509261378 (OP)
What did you do, nigger?

>>509261378 (OP)
Get one of these for your anus

>>509261378 (OP)
Do it on a Sunday evening retard.

>>509261378 (OP)
I did 4 years. It wasn’t that bad. Just mind your own business but not in a way that screams “I’m a weakling.”

Only got raped 2-3 times

>>509261378 (OP)
what state?

someone in gen pop can get you a phone, look for chuck.
you will have to get him a shiv first tho if you can't pass the speech check.

>>509261378 (OP)
Whats your
>race
>crime
>state

>>509261378 (OP)
>jail
Depends where you are but it’s much better than prison. If you’re in some white area it’s just a bunch of drunks sitting around and some addicts going through withdrawals. Its just boring really, can be kind fun if you’re social.

>>509261500
>this

>>509261623
I was doing 85 in a 35
>>509261702
What? Who raped you?
>>509261894
Half mexican half white. Speeding. Maine.

>>509261378 (OP)
nah bro, call and see how much your bond is, if you need a bondsman call him before you turn yourself in, probably wont even make you change into stripes if you are bonding out. if you are gonna stay in there DO NOT go in there acting all tough unless you are ready to prove it

>>509262025
Are you retarded? You aren't going to jail.

>>509262025
what were you charged with? if its just speeding they usualy just make you pay the fine to get out

>>509261909
Not that I would know but watching some content by the people who went through both, I had the impression that if you're gonna do time, it is better to do it in prison because they have facilities to accommodate that while jail is supposed to be a temporary thing for most.

>>509262216
He skipped court, twice.
He's going to be detained until trial is over

>>509262025
You have to go back

>>509262025
Supermax. May God have mercy on your bhole.

>>509261378 (OP)
Good luck anon. Stay strong.

>>509261378 (OP)
>Is jail really even that bad?
that highly depends on your jails population of niggers and spics

>>509262248
They might put you in overnight or until you can get a hearing, but the judge is just going to take your license and fine you. Maybe community service. Get a lawyer, dumbass.

>>509261378 (OP)
Jail is fucking terrible anon. Truly one of the worst experiences of my life. As someone that values my solitude, independence and privacy a lot, it was like a living hell. I highly recommend you get the fuck out, and stay the fuck out. There's nothing in there that is worth experiencing. The one nice thing I guess- to couch all the negativity- was the amount of reading I got done. I finished several dozen novels, read the bible from cover to cover, and I did leave with a deeper understanding of faith.

>>509261378 (OP)
Not bad actually
Enjoying 3 hots, a cot, and plenty of time for reading

>>509262419
>massage

>>509261378 (OP)
make sure we get some bodycam kino

>>509262025
>Half mexican half white. Speeding. Maine.
You'll be fine, just wash your hands and flush when you take a shit (before wiping) lol

>>509262025
>85 in a 35
wtf?

>>509262357
>He skipped court, twice.
that is itself a crime. he'll prolly get like a week in jail and whatever such an absurd speeding ticket would cost + several other (((fines and fees)))

>>509261378 (OP)
don't get raped

>>509262025
You are so dumb. I did 90 in a 25 and talked to the judge in milton wisconsin, look it up, and did online traffic school and had it entirely removed. You must have priors or are factually stupid.

>>509261378 (OP) (OP) #

>posts /b/ shit
>sympathy bait

Drop the soap f*ggot

Bro don't go. Are you stupid or something? What if the world ends tomorrow or on the 3th or 5th. At least wait til past then

>>509263161
It being a crime itself is my entire point.
His dumbass obviously chose to fight this, so until he's either convicted or plead guilty, they're keeping him in a cage.

>>509261378 (OP)
Never relax in jail.

>>509263758
i thought he just didn't show up because he's a stupid lazy beaner

>>509261378 (OP)
county jail isn't so bad, it's actually pretty boring. I had a really cool 70-year-old cellie, and I played chess and scrabble with the old guys when i wasn't reading books in my cell.
stay away from the card tables, gambling, faggots, and niggers, and your time is easy.

>>509263594
/b/ is rightful /pol/ish clay.

>>509263109
This. Courtesy flushes will save your life.

>>509261378 (OP)
It’ll probably suck but it won’t be the end of the world
I think having a record after the fact is what hurts

>>509263925
Yea, he failed to appear twice

>>509261378 (OP)
What did you do? Got some bench warrants? Missed a piss test? Gnawed off your ankle bracelet? I've been to prison before. It's mostly just boring.

>>509261378 (OP)
Yea just dont go imo. Maje them eqrn the welfare checks

>>509261378 (OP)
>I dont even know anything about jail.
I'm sure you'll catch on fast enough.

>>509261378 (OP)
>I dont even know anything about jail. Is jail really even that bad?
Depends on the percentage of niggers, spics, and various other non-White filth, plus wiggers.

Don't be mouthy, but don't be a pushover either.
Better to lose a fight and at least earn a little respect than to be everyone's bitch.

>>509261378 (OP)
Delete fucking everything, pack a bugout bag, withdraw all cash, destroy everything not needed, get rid of your phone, and get the hell out of there.
Or just turn yourself in and face the law for fucking speeding fines.

>>509261378 (OP)
You'll be back here in no time, bro

>>509261378 (OP)
You’re gonna get butt fucked.

>>509261378 (OP)
Just don't stare any nigger down, act kind of crazy or wierd. Bring soap on a rope.