>>509267420 (OP)Former Trump voter from Eastern Kentucky here. I bleed red, white, and blue. Been shootinโ cans off fenceposts since I could walk, married a girl named Liberty, and I keep a copy of the Constitution in my glovebox.
So you can imagine the shame when I ordered a limited edition โChainsaw Manโ anime body pillow as a gag gift and got slapped with $117 in miscellaneous Japan tariffs thanks to a trade memo signed by the Trump administration in 2019.
Had to pay with Apple Pay under my cousinโs name to avoid beinโ judged by my bank.
Came home, stared at that pillow lyinโ on my couch like it was judge and jury.
โYou did this to yourself,โ it whispered in Japanese.