Jaguar sales down 98%
https://nypost.com/2025/07/01/business/jaguar-sales-plummet-after-botched-rebrand-ev-pivot/

>>509297497

>>509297355 (OP)
They can let faggots buy them

>>509297355 (OP)
that seemed less like a case of going woke, and more of the Tata Motor jeets dabbing on Jaguar with an intentional humiliation campaign as payback for colonization.

who could've spelunked this

>>509297355 (OP)
Jaguar fucked up massively.
>Be known for making comfortable cars aimed at fairly successful middle aged men, who can afford a premium british made product and appreciate the brand heritage.
>Abandon their core customer base to target market is cross dressers, trannies, and genZ nignogs who can't afford and don't appreciate their product instead; most of which can't or don't drive anyway.

Jaguar has been owned by the US company Tata motors for a while now, cucked by the USA once again.

>>509298041
>US company Tata motors
lol wtf? They're Indian you retard.

>>509298081
All the shareholders are American. The board does what the shareholders want.

>>509297355 (OP)
> cars?

>>509297868
>destroying the reputation of a company you only just bought just to own the bongs

weird flex

oh shit, just realised everyone is in here >>509295825

>>509297355 (OP)
Its not a go woke go broke. Its not a win for the normal non globohomo.
They stopped making ice cars and transitioned to electric. Except they haven't made any yet, so they haven't sold any, hence no sales. Deano from the estate and Marcus from the suburbs don't care about some negro in a dress for the advert. They care about the number plate, the size of the inbuilt iphone, how many cup holders it has and how much everyone else thinks it costs.

The reality is that jaguar as part of the GM landrover jag group dropped the ball largely with their ingenium (not sure about the spelling) engine plus a recurring cycle of electrical systems retrospectively designed by incompetent women. The result is that the brand are known defo avoid lemons of an already poorly made market. Buyers are much more conscious now of reliability beyond the factory guarantee and prices are reflecting that. We are at the situation where a 2012 diesel with 120k on it, is worth the same as a 2019 of the same car with only 40k on it. Pre 2010 audis and mercs haven't dropped in price for 3 years and mechanics that can work some magic are starting to be like plumbers in the 90s.

Jaguar has fucked itself because its just a brand name under a bigger goyslop maker who has bigger plans for us all so nobody cares.

>>509297355 (OP)
This has to be the easiest short ever

>>509298332
Thats the glowies thread. See how they larp about the josh and bog. See how they derail and water any seriousness down. Split for a reason. This is the thread.

>>509298133
tiny bit of googling shows their majority shareholder is TATA Sons private limited of which the largest shareholder is Sir Dorabji Tata Trust which is owned by their namesake the Tata family, who are fucking head wobblers.
so, you are wrong again.

>>509297355 (OP)
PMQs GET IN HERE SPAM THE CHAT WITH NIGGER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gYOwVySD-8

>>509298638
IT'S LIVE GO GO GO

>>509298353
>ice cars
immediate rebrand that would actually work imo.
Are we going to see the birth of a new deportation paddy wagon by Jag?!

>>509298495
I haven't got a pic, but the tata sons are the most jewish looking merchants you could've managed to draw ive ever seen.

In that sense, the muttaloid is correct. Tata is owned by Amerisharts, in as much as it is owned by jewish merchants, as are mutts.

>>509298667
Man these people trying to act like they're doing an impactful meaningful speech that they care about and are passionate about... and glance down every second word.
Sad.

Can you please stop bullying her? It takes a toll.

https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/1lpnw1h/paris_1980s/

>>509298920
>It is still the same actually today

>This photo is from Paris and has been taken yesterday

>>509298812
lol ffs, I can't even argue with that.

>>509298920
So why do the bots make it so obvious they're trying to direct traffic with the meme flags, etc?

Anyone wanna meta this briefly so I can get the patter recognition down. ALL meme flags are troll/shill/bot/idiots?

>>509299050
Like they're REALLY trying to spread people around to reddit/twitter CONSTANTLY.
Monetization/clicks/views I assume?

>>509299097
Or just trying to stir up the "real" people. Like lemonade that's settled in the fridge. You need them to keep moving around or else the layers of separation become too obvious.

>>509299050
>>509299097
I just found the comments funny.... Redditors are seething about racism in the comments.

>>509299164
oh ok, nevermind. :D
The meme flags and "being a 4chan" just look so suspicious to me. Man the stuff they do really fucks me up trust wise. xD
Sorry if I insulted you.

But yeah if you blurr your eyes and look at how the posts on reddit are formed they're generally even in the same text "shape", etc. Full on bot farm.

>>509297355 (OP)

Electric cars have a gay image already. Last thing they need is an even gayer ad campaign. That's why Musk tries his hardest to make them "cool"

>das right drive the tranny mobiles goy

>>509298986
No its not. Zoom into the backgrounds. The reddit one is all humans. This one is just a mednoid in focus, and literally everyone else is a nig and the water is full of poo washing like its a river in pooland.

>>509299045
Check out the noses and ears.
https://www.india.com/business/who-are-the-largest-shareholders-in-tata-sons-its-not-ratan-tata-noel-tata-jimmy-tata-the-largest-shareholder-is-tata-trusts-7317316/

>>509297355 (OP)
Faguar. In all honesty this should make me sad but it does not. For me it died 28 years ago when they stopped offering a V12 and became totally uninteresting when the design went derpy after the X308 went out of production. It's ironic how they gave every car that sold well using the same boomer design for decades, that everyone except contrarian teenagers who couldn't drive or afford them anyway liked, a modern makeover in hopes of appealing to a new generation of buyers. Yet nostalgia for times they were not even alive to witness is an enormous, gargantuan deal for hipster millennials and born-too-late zoomers. Those born into money and thus able to afford them would rather buy the retro boomermobile designs. It would have been a selling point. I still think all of that was an excuse and the real reason is somehow about increasing profit margins and complying with gay ass regulations like pedodestrian safety and fleet fuel economy ratings. Even more ironically the boomers did this. The second they got too old to drive or at least too old to enjoy it and had no more need for it themselves, they banned everything cool and turned cars into boring supersize mobility scooters for geriatrics, full of nannies that make it so you don't have to see anything, react quickly or even pay attention anymore. If you ask me, cars as anything but a neccessary appliance are done. I hate it, it's sad but nothing you can do.

https://x.com/NotFarLeftAtAll/status/1940153126096445950

>>509297355 (OP)
Have you guys actually ever worked on one let alone stepped in one? Dogshit from the beginning

>>509298007
I hope they go bankrupt

>>509299162
This. Good analogy.
The industrial system is still in a weird panic over the Mongolian basket enthusiasts message board. Its perverse but i suspect they believe that something that is a real threat to (((their))) democracy will rise from here. Maybe they have a crystal ball that works?

never got guy's obsession with cars,
to me a car is just something to get from point a to point b and on weekends to point c.

>>509299462

I owned a V12 XJS and I'd say that Jag had some of their best years in the early 00s when they were owned by Ford. The XJ8 and the XK8 were both really great cars with great V8s and without the horrible Lucas Electrics and more Ford components they were the most reliable Jags ever made.

For me Jag died when Ford sold them to the Indians and they got rid of the quad headlights and the classic styling of the XJ8 in 2009.

Low mileage 4.4 litre V8 convertible
https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202506143512456?

5.5 litre v8 convertible
https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202411116178925?

Both under £8k. Corr am tempted

>>509297355 (OP)
Did that dastardly Mark Carney do it?

Hope josh dies this year.

>>509299753

Repairs are going to be a bitch. Be prepared to spend a few grand fixing things.

AFAIK Jaguar literally isn't selling any vehicles now, they're doing a complete reset for coming electric range which isn't out yet. So 100 percent sales drop expected in best or worse case.

>>509299571
My mother had one until my little sister was old enough to drive and sold it because it was a "big scary V6".
But she's a boomer idiot still caught up in "I grew up in Orange County tee-hee" mentality so not a reliable judge of quality.

>>509299613
Maybe more the perception of what the website used to be, viewed through the lens of tumblr tier leftists that have grow up and are now in control?
I mean, just look at this place. I was never involved, never saw the threads until after, and had no clue, but 4chan used to "do stuff" back in the day.

that and since 2016 anyone trying to get a feel for the center/right has had a hard time because civil discussion was removed from the internet and the middle/right has become boomer facebook/twitter.

The left seems to have lost the middle left as well so maybe they're just worried they truly have no idea what normal people are thinking, where to find them, or how to control them.

>>509299645
Depends. I have a challenger because I"m a big guy and it's dang comfortable. I feel cramped in any other car. Beyond that, sure it looks retro and I like how I made it sound but I'd drive anything that was made for me size wise.

It's so fucking over

>>509299831
Yeah that's the only thing putting me off. I've already got a decent daily car, but the thought of a rapid convertible sounds good.
Might be better off with a 3 litre BMW Z4 or something, than a monster 6 series/SL500.
But that SL looks fantastic.

>>509298309
Jaguar is worth peanuts compared to Tata Motors.

>>509297355 (OP)
>tfw jaguar is the quintessential penis car
>try to appeal to those that cut their penis off
It's hilarious to me how many companies, now long separated from their original owners and vision, do this kind of shit that completely misses the point of what their brand originally was meant to be. Then are shocked when shit craters like this.

>>509297355 (OP)
>this will help us sale cars how exactly?
bongs should be speaking German right now, look how susceptible they are to the most obvious mind viruses, pathetic and weak subhuman fags.

>>509300006
I traded a ducati for a z4 for my wife after she became "afraid I was going to kill myself".

If you park wrong and it rains you can flood the battery, the motor for the top dies easily and you have to "help" it open/close.
Other than that I DEEPLY wanted to pull the car apart, put a roll cage on it, and take it to the track. Awesome little zippy thing.
It was reliable enough but ANY issue was 500 minimum to 1k if it had to go to a BMW MeChAnIc.

>>509298986
>black man
>black man
>black man
>black man with white girlfriend
>black man
>black man
Why do blacks wear black clothes in hot weather?

>>509299462
May I present the Jag xjs v12 turbo technics. They only did 10 at the factory for the Geneva car show but technics sold the body kit and it was a popular mod in the 90s. I never had one but worked on 2 and I can tell you, they were a arsehole for access, electrical connection quality and bullshit earthings.

The death of them was in the early 2000s when boomers started using the v12s as donors for their westfield stylen roadsters. Then when bike engines became a thing they stopped maintaining the engines and scrapped them before retiring and leaving nothing for the future gens, just like the boomers that they were.

>>509297355 (OP)
I can't believe the faguar wasn't popular

>>509299910
>AFAIK Jaguar literally isn't selling any vehicles now
Wonder why

>>509299571
Yes and yes. Still better than a modern ford truck or chrysler van.

>>509299964
Whats up with the witch?
Someone shit in her cream cheese bagel?

>>509300006

A Mazda MX5 Miata would be the practical answer. Its not going to give you V8 power obviously; but its RWD and super lightweight so it plenty quick and nimble to have a lot of fun hooning around corners with. Its also going to give you much better gas mileage, reliability and cheap repairs.

If I wanted a fast powerful V8 convertible I'd look for a used Camaro SS. They have the same LS V8 from a Corvette; but I live in the states and I'm not sure how available they are in Bongland. I know you can get Miatas though.

>>509300359
It's ogre

>>509299462
solid post
>>509299748
Early 2000s XJ8 was a lot of fun

>>509300232
Funny how shittiness travels across the pond

>>509300018
They acquired it for 2.3 billion, Tata motors has 44 billion in assets.

So that's not actually peanuts.

>>509300166
Interesting insight, thanks mate.
>>509300408
My mum had a 2.0l MX5 when I was a teenager, nice little car, but I'd want something with a bit more grunt. We don't tend to get Camaro/Corvettes here (unless they're imported, then they're left hand drive, and very rare).

>>509298309
Really all it takes is a cocksucker with more money than good sense and a hardon for justice of something another company somehow wronged them of.
It's not common nor normal but it does happen.

>>509300408
I got a LOT of road noise when I test drove one of those small miatas.
Actually,
>>509300006
the "steel wall" tires or whatever, run flats, made a shit ton of noise and were not comfortable for the z4 either. Switch those out.

>>509300566
I always wanted "actual people" info. You can google/review site things as much as you want but it takes a real person to be like "Yeah, don't park on a downhill with your truck below your hood for too long if it's going to rain". Came back to the battery SWIMMING. Neat stuff.

>>509300684
*trunk

>>509299964
She looks a bit worn out

>>509300211
dressed up like a dog's dinner

Electric car sales were plummeting regardless. No one serious gives them good reviews. If you don't have a driveway you can't even own one.

>>509300359

she thought running a countries finances would be easy because she worked as a bank teller one time 20 years ago

>>509300227
Josh in back row?

>>509300983
fake it til you make it, slay kwain

>>509300227
Where do you even find these people?

>ADVANCE UK!!!
Jesus christ, are these people retarded?

Labour will never lose power now.

>>509298309
Revenge is sweeter than money to some.

>>509298133
It’d owned by literal Indians you fucking moron.

>>509298870

>>509301067

and now her utter incompetence at the job has made her one of the most hated people in country
come next election she is fucked, she gonna lose her job and be entirely unhireable. she wont even be able to go on bennies because she is getting rid of them

>>509300497
I genuinely think ford just want to destroy their brand at this stage. The focus st mk 1 and 2 are still legendary with their WRC wins. But thats it. The trucks are fucking wetbelt, plastic sump, earths on the ecu earth, utter utter bullshit. Made for niggers basically.
The Chrysler town and country you call it, we calles it the grand tourer was a brilliant concept to fill a genuine market hole; luxury van with 6 seats and decent ride.
> Ooops, its a 4 tonne van so lets put tiny brakes off our jeep on it. And lets give it a tiny engine. And lets not bother engineering anything and then just tacking on the loom and BCU tech after. We can use tape a glue. And lets employ a nigger to assemble it.

>>509298309
it makes sense if you consider that bongs are jeets

>>509300408
>>509300166
Just buy a motorcycle for the weekend. $10k motorcycle gets you the performance of a +$100k car.

>>509301418
Get's you into the morgue 10x faster too

>>509301418
My little gas like came on when I was still 30 min out from the nearest gas station I was aware of doing some twisties on mountains.
Granted, my fault for not remembering the previous mileage I refilled at but still... I don't need that kind of stress. And the wife was right, you'll kill yourself because of someone else.

>>509301516
*light. FFS

>>509301418

I'd rather survive a crash.

>>509301516
You realize basically any motorcycle made in the past 15 years even in developing markets has a gas gauge?

>>509300846
Don't you think she looks tired?

>>509301737
The kind that sleep won't cure

>>509301601
I had a 2010 848 and it did NOT.
Stupid thing to not have. I think most sports bikes didn't at the time.
So you may be right about the 15 year thing.

>>509297355 (OP)
ITT: People making 15 to 24,000 a year claim they're boycotting jaguar

>>509301917
Ah good ol' better than though left opinion. Good stuff. MASSIVER contribution to the conversation. AMAZING use of common sentiment/opinion to gauge general feel.
Really nice. Thank you.

>Bank of England to redesign banknotes - and wants your help
>https://x.com/BBCNews/status/1940317612493144410

>>509301220

>>509301998
t. 36 year old grocery store cashier

>>509302204
At least you're in a stable job, friend.

>>509299964
happiest brit

>>509299964
>>509301220
Haha fucking hell. Some insider said she was in her office in tears all day the other day. These are the mongs running this shit show hahaha fucking hell. She will probably get PIP for this hahaha fucking mong cunt hahaha

>>509297355 (OP)
This whole ad campaign was aimed to destroy another element of British culture to ease the ethnic replacement that is happening. It was a successful campaign.

>>509297355 (OP)
Reminder that Jag is owned by pajeets - Tata motors - looks like its an inside job just killing it to devalue and buy out for cheap
I bet some chinks will buy the whole company

>>509302309

she wont be getting pip because they're getting rid of it like

she's well snookered herself like

>>509302473
I wonder how many MP's claim PIP.
Would you be able to FoI that?
I bet Jeff Philips is on it for being cripplingly ugly.
Lotus Eaters, there's one for you. You could make a whole segment out of MP's claiming PIP.

>>509302732

wont be any of them before long
imagine being an mp and voting to well fuck yourself, none of them will get to retire, wont be pensions, no free rnhs anymore, no bennies especially pip, gonna be taxed out of existence

makes you wonder what these people are thinking when they vote for their own financial demise

just spent some time writing anti-tutsi slogan comments on rwandan army youtube channels videos

>>509299964
Time to call in the men from the IMF to sort things out. Just like in the 1970s.

>>509302858
>makes you wonder what these people are thinking when they vote for their own financial demise
They're not affected by this, they're feeding at the trough. All of them in parliament will leave with their bank accounts overflowing, if they aren't already, and will move into sinecures for the rest of their life.
How would any of the policies they implement affect them?

Are you actually talking about politics? Blimey.

>>509303065

they'll still be taxed heavily and when the economy collapses they wont be able to avoid being made poor

>>509301111
You just hire some actors and dress them up.

Stirling too. Amazing what can happen when you meltdown in public

>>509303478
You obviously have no idea how insulated these people are from 'the economy'.
Tax is irrelevent if you know how to manage your wealth. They leave loopholes open for a reason, while the plebs are raped through PAYE systems.
The majority probably don't even hold their assets in this country or GBP.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

>>509297355 (OP)
I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain

>>509303732
how embarrassing

Two-Tier Keir meets his match in Two-Tears Rach

>>509303669
>>509303732
>>509303052
>IMF

There's literally nothing left

BURN THE DOLE
PAY THE TOLL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBmquVEmVaA
Knives and Poppies

>>509303669
>>509303732
Reminder. Never, under any circumstances, hold UK based equities or assets.
>>509303864
HAHA, what a fucking retard

>>509303864
>>509303897
btfo

>>509303897
kek

>>509303864
>actual footage of Rachel Reeves speaking to Lindsay Hoyle before PMQs
https://youtu.be/mlpYAaS2Efc

Reeves should start an onlyfans

>>509303897
PIPtriots in control

Nice, more slaves boats rocking up. Might go down to Dover at the weekend and get a van load myself

corr can't wait for Iceland v Finland in the Women's Euros

>>509303981
fucking kek

>>509303839
Sounds qualified. Isnt.
> She studied PPE at the University of Oxford before obtaining a master's degree in economics from the London School of Economics. She joined the Labour Party at the age of sixteen, and later worked in the Bank of England. After two unsuccessful attempts to be elected to the House of Commons, she was elected as the MP for the seat of Leeds West at the 2010 general election.

They should have an actual business man be Chancellor not a career politician.

>>509304089
>>509304089
>>509304089

>>509304019
lmfao

nepobabies at work. when they crashed everything normal people can take over again.

>>509303981
lmao

>>509303864
This goes to show how importance appearance and morale is in politics. At least Starmer can keep a poker face.

>>509304089
>Office workers
Cleaners

>>509304007
phillipson for me, imagine her telling you off, phwwoooaaaarrrrrr.

>>509303724

most politicians aint that rich lad, even the front benchers barely classify as rich
apparently rachel reeves networth isn't even £2 million, in 2 months i'll be richer than her

>>509304088
https://youtube.com/shorts/ykOzM3OM9No

>>509304088
Should be a more competitive match than against the Jamaicans, I have never seen a side as slow as that, like they were all smoking spliffs

>>509304007
and just like that I'm thinking about Laura Trott's bumhole again

We knew this was going to happen though. This Labour government was the best thing to happen to the UK in a long time.
I said before the election they needed to get in to show what vile and incompetent retards they are and push the public to the right. It's happening and it's going to get much worse, and that's a good thing. Starmer isn't going to let go of the power easily and before he's done he's going to go after his perceived political opponents with fervor. Then people will really see the repercussions of voting in these communistic psychopaths.

>>509304190
>pale tits
Cor

>>509297355 (OP)
Wow who could have guessed.
Jaguar has always been a garage queen brand and shit mechanically, ONLY reason ANYONE bought them was their British heritage and designs.

Now they look the same as literally every Chinese EV, so why buy one?

>>509304281
I suppose they really are hardcore commies wanting to pull away support from the disabled. They will ask us to melt down frying pans to build new bridges next.

>>509304019
Kek. Lmao even
>>509304196
>most politicians aint that rich lad
How naive are you?
>in 2 months i'll be richer than her
Congratz, but she's got 2 legs and 2 arsecheeks and she'll e making more than you on onlyfans

>>509304136
shits fucked
not hearing back from the doggiest of doggy jobs

>>509304405
Imagine having one arsecheek.

I know that it is 4 years away but I am really starting to think that Labour will lose the next election.

>>509304405

tenner says if i made an onlyfans and she did, i'd get more money from it than she does

>>509304259

I remember the Villa player Leon Bailey quitting the national team because they refused to pay the players any expenses even things like flights, and they'd turn up and have women's shirts for them, missing shorts, apparently they're one of the worst FA's in world football

>>509304495
>AISelect

>>509304495
kek good luck

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC4f5vUvfW4&t=139s

>>509304460
>>509304465

>>509304492
That is shit

>>509304579
I have memeflags filtered

Where we going to get the money to pay for bennies and pensions lads?

>>509304579

i might have only one arse cheek lad, but im in good shape and i've got a nice willy, i bet you tenner there are some people out there with cripple fetish who would be down to see that

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751461845815674.mp4

Rachel has just got home

>>509304495
I don't know how this isn't the case already, fucking stupid
self defence is completely morally justified

>>509304653
>>509304639
>i might have only one arse cheek lad, but im in good shape and i've got a nice willy, i bet you tenner there are some people out there with cripple fetish who would be down to see that

josh is a paedophile

>>509304640
Boatwog hotel kitchens.

>>509304703
I'm filtering you now.

Fucking hell.

>>509298986
>nigger
>nigger
>nigger with white girl
Yeah not visiting that shithole unless for work

>>509304660
roadmans

>>509303897
>>509304019

>>509304495
I instinctively follow this rule whether or not it's the law. I applied it extensively during the heatwave extinguishing many moths, flies, rogue spiders and flying ants. Should also apply to bats in your attic and wasps nests; making it legal is a formality that will make the jogger class think twice.

>>509304429
I heard even employable people are having problems

The foreshadowing was there
https://x.com/RachelReevesMP/status/157885693291528192

>>509304640
Charge people to have a get jobs

>>509304136
2018 was alright for jobs, 2019 was peak and then 2020 rolled around and uh... jobs? what jobs.

>>509304088
>Women's

reeves once said "we are not the party for the people on benefits"
which is funny, because she's about to be on them

I was involved in the restoration of that nice old clock above the shop

>>509304640
crypto rug pulls
KeirCoin

Heard you want your chancellorship back
Hah, shut the fuck up

>>509304947
"They need shorter shorts" - Sepp blatter

He caught some right flak for that aye

>>509304975
She can apply for pip, it's not going to be means tested

>>509304640
alchemy

We all know the cost of welfare has to come down.

>>509305031
Filtered

>>509304985
Where is this?

>>509304653
>Jnigger larp
boring

reeves cries, sterling dies

>>509305136
Edgware road, pretty close to Paddington Green police station ironically

>>509304576
>white trumpeter
>white singer

>>509305118
foreign aid and embracing boatwogs does
sort them out and we'd have more than enough to not only fork out for bennyspackers but get them the support they need so they can come off welfare

>>509305202
Wow fuck

>>509304985
Part and parcel

>>509297355 (OP)
>we want our cars to be associated with child-molesting homosexuals
>why is nobody driving our cars anymore?
A mystery.

>>509305202
Close proximity to a police station means sod all, it's probably 3 desk staff, a cleaner and a pcso on duty in there

>>509304985
as if he got owned by safety glass
Oceans -1

>>509304985
Good glass.

>>509305131
Heard you want your anal virginity back
Hah, shit the fuck up

>>509305176

>>509305256
It's much quicker with a shooter, point at staff, stand and deliver

>>509305333
Standan D'liva could easily be a black name

>>509305326
That's better, fuck this job, fuck you all

>>509305252
true dat but PG is a high profile station, they interrogate high profile crims there
>>509305256
it's laminate, should have had a bomb film on it too which is a quite thick clear film
>>509305292

Why was she crying then?

>>509297355 (OP)
So for every 100 jags sold last year they are only selling 2 this year? Doubt that. I think someone at that rag has gen z levels of maths.

>>509305302
Filtered

>>509301220
Rachel from accounts having another melty ?

>>509305422
Keir smacked her

>>509303043

>>509305118
to reduce benefits - deny benefits to all migrants,
can't work leave
no state pension for migrants, period.
change citizenship laws -
all children of migrants to assume the nationality of their parents.
divide society between Citizens (the indigenous people) Residents (all migrants and all offspring)
Citizens receive benefits in line with the present system.
Residents get a subsistence allowance (enough to feed them only). paid as non transferable credits.

>>509305202
like your cops would do shit. they're primary function is policing what you post online.

>>509305422
Dib dabs

>>509305511
>Residents get a subsistence allowance
Why?
They have a home country.

>>509305432
@grok said they've sold 47 in europe this year

>courts charging Lucy Letby with even more baby murders
They're doubling down rather than admitting they fucked up.

>>509305550
you'll get no argument from me, they were probably all on mandatory bumsex training, also apparently 7 out of 10 met police haven't arrested anyone in a year

>>509297355 (OP)
Ya gay zoomers were going to buy jags cause you fagged up the commercial. Imagine pitching that in a meeting and not actually thinking you are retarded

>>509305589
What's this grok thing?

>>509301601
I have a 2023 Indian Scout and it doesn't have a gas gauge. Just a low fuel light.

>>509305627
They had to fire hundreds of them, partly because they had criminal records, and also a lot had criminal chums, if you are brought up on council estates you will i guess

Turkey bacon is way more vegan than vegan bacon

>>509297355 (OP)
it's worth more to them to shove another minor disgrace of European history in your face than to maintain a profitable brand. that should be alarming.

>>509305577
some of them would have been born here, and might prove difficult to deport. only receiving a bare minimum would humiliate them, and encourage them to leave.

>>509305712
Chatgpt for twitter (currently know as x)

>>509305767
Didn't baldie man review turkey bacon

Six words for the chancellor...don't you think she looks tired?

>>509305511
Exactly. You could slash the benefits bill by simply denying them social housing and no universal credit, et al, unless they've paid tax here and been a financial benefits to this country for over a decade. Would save a shitload.

>>509305767
>>509305848
Neither are bacon

>>509304985
>the retard drops his hammer on the crime scene and runs away
Oh my. NEVER leave your tools on the crime scene. Not even broken-off parts of your tools (also don't keep them at home because police looks there first, but that's another story). Forensics didn't even have a shoeprint before, now they have an entire hammer. Full of fingerprints and scratch marks. Before evening, they know every retailer for those hammers and before the end of the week, they have a list of almost everyone who bought two or more at once. Good luck if your name is on it and you're already known to police. Back to prison, another 4 years. For a gold watch and some cheap jewelry. Fence value probably less than 5000.

>>509298007
>comfy A and B road saloon with a positive reputation for being used to borrow things by borrowing enthusiasts who have their own reputation for toughness and action, named after a badass big cat and performing like a hurricane in a straight line
>somehow not made poorly all the time
>beloved by men across all ages for the performance, the name, the noise, and Top Gear / Grand Tour memes
>"Let's make it gay, remove the engine, make the interior utterly revolting, and give it a goatse bootlid, that's bound to bring us more sales"

It's so counter to the brand identity and the customers, that it can't be anything but deliberate destruction of the IP.

>>509305712
Yi-longs data harvesting bot

>>509305422
Her budget is in tatters after the universal credit and personal independence payment bill was gutted yesterday. It wouldn't be that surprising if she was replaced. That's probably why she's upset. It is probably the end of her chancellorship or if not her credibility is very damaged.

>>509305793
>some of them would have been born here, and might prove difficult to deport.
The rules based world order says you cannot deny someone citizenship who rocks up on your shore.
So we just give them to someone else.

>>509305793
>only receiving a bare minimum would humiliate them,
It's more than they'd get back home

I think we are probably weeks away now from Angela Rayner taking over as PM.

Then the markets will really start the fun.

Never owned a Jaguar. All I heard growing up was to stay away from them as they had lots of problems.That was 30 years ago.

Their sales are going down because their product is shit, not because of marketing.

I'll spend my money on a Honda or Toyota, made by workers who take pride in their work (Japanese workers).

>>509305970
ACCELERATE

>>509305970
Shits all shades of fucked up

Check this out they've updated the cover to what it looks like now.

>>509305981
It's a pity really
The ones made under Ford were alright, especially the X-Type (a Mondeo with a body kit and a good engine).

>>509300156
Cars?

What if she needs to fart in this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwNpXMJdip8

>>509305403

>>509305422
She thought she used Vagisil but it was superglue.

>>509297355 (OP)
https://youtu.be/6GxWmSVv-cY?si=eIynZ8frFTgLn3l-

They look so happy, can it be real? Where was this world? When was it?

>>509305627
>they were probably all on mandatory bumsex training
I snickered.

>>509306249
So she just got married then?

>>509306397
kek

>>509306052
What's wrong with that? Must be proper boring out at sea.

>>509304186
>At least Starmer can keep a poker face.
Of course he can. Sir Keir isn't wibbly-wobbly. Sir Keir is a stoic genius, always playing 5D chess, always 10 steps ahead of the competition.

>>509306429
Games like LoL connecting to Tencent servers?

>>509299964
The country is circling the drain and these are the absolute freaks we have running it, amazing

>>509306495
Maybe. He's so hard to read I cant tell.

>>509306495
>stoic
filtered

>>509306495
>Sir Keir is a stoic genius, always playing 5D chess, always 10 steps ahead

>>509306530
>he's so hard to read I can't tell
thats because he's a blank canvas

>>509306530

he is a robot.

>>509306524
Is that what it is? You could just explain wtf you are talking about instead of begging for enquiry.

>>509297355 (OP)

>>509306429
>taxpayer funded game room on a military vessel

pakiposting spambot posting fake tweets again

>>509298309
No doubt that massive amounts of credit was leveraged, Fuckery with corporate structures, shorting etc. there's a new profit model where you acquire a company and deliberately destroy it

>>509306717
>pakiposting spambot
*Josh

>>509306761
Nah mate, he got a lift to work earlier lmao

>>509306707
They go out for months at a time. Probably better operationally having them game over getting wasted and bumming each other

>>509306761
It can't possibly be Josh. He said this morning that he's off to work at his big boy real job.
And we all know he never larps, lies, or bullshits in any way...

might get on the ozempic and mounjaro lads

>>509306649
>LoL = League of Legends
>Tencent = Huge Chinese gaming company
>America has desiganted Tencent as owned by Chinese Military

See the issue ?

>>509298353
>nobody cares about the gay commercial
tell it to bud lite, faggot

>>509306761
It's an Australian possibly named bradley

>>509297355 (OP)

YOU'VE GOTTA ROLL WITH IT YOU'VE GOTTA TAKE YOUR TURN YOU'VE GOTTA SAY WHAT YOU SAY DON'T LET ANYONE GET IN YOUR WAY THIS IS ALL TOO MUCH FOR ME TO TAKE

>>509306810
>>509306833
kek like when he says he doesn't samefag and then you get a string of 1pbtid calling him a good lad after he loses

>>509306604
he is a golem, a beast conjured up by his jewish masters to do their bidding

>>509307016
fuck off josh

Josh is a good lad.

>>509306853
destroys the pancreas, could make you go blind
all because people can't eat a bit less

I think when Ed Davey says the welfare bill has to come down and Sir Starmer says 'Well you voted against it' it is a fair point.

>>509301220
Crying women, exactly what we need in politics. FFS when will this insanity end? No women, no browns, just strong white men with will and common sense is all a successful society needs.

>>509307033
oasis are coming to heaton park next week, it's going to be absolute bedlam all week cba

>>509298986
>This photo is from Paris and has been taken yesterday
Fucking grim

>more pnc training
>do a few cases
>they bring up a case they couldn't solve
>some nonce who trafficked children in belgium but has so many different aliases and forged documents they dont know who he actually is
>belgium also have nothing on him
>they have to give him right to remain because legally they cant keep his application in limbo

if only you knew how bad things actually were, actually horrific some of the people wandering around

What do Keir Starmer and Phillip Schofield have in common?

>>509307527
>populate country with criminals
>they act criminal
wtf???

>>509307522
That's easy both gay nonces

>>509307500
Surely that should be a denial? Cannot prove who he is beyond reasonable doubt

>>509307527
tattoos and piercings should exclude you from working with kids
also his head should be on a spike outside a city wall

>>509307500

Police and politicians have ZERO interest in actually preserving or improving society, they are all just cruising and managing their career.

T.Has worked with UK politicians including front bench.

>>509307527
abos rip on us for paki rape gangs
meanwhile average australians are raping kids

>>509307715
Confessions of a rentboy?

>>509307610
Do you have a fetish for child molesters?

>>509307630
cant remember what the bloke said but for some reason no, entire things beyond fucked. They would have kept him in application limbo but apparently the home office lost a court case and now can't do that.

>Punk duo Bob Vylan had been due to headline the Radar Festival in Manchester on Saturday, but organisers confirmed in a statement, external they would no longer appear.
>Bob Vylan had also been due to perform at French festival Kave Fest on Sunday, but organisers told the BBC their appearance there had been pulled too.
You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the Vylan.

>>509307500
peice of piss, give him a declaration ID of a stateless person and a name, take him to the international departures area of Heathrow and give him a visa card with £500 on it.
He can fuck off somewhere with his ID as is or walk out the airport, if he leaves arrest him and stick him on the ferry to Belgium.

>>509307715
I know that, the pnc trainers have been non stop slagging the police off because they dont even update their own data base and are beyond useless internally. I had no idea things were THIS bad,

>execs picking up Blackrock bonus for good goy marketing
>tank the company
>Ooopsie, guess Ill take my leave now, that would be a bunch of extra millions as severance

>>509307527
Whites are always nonces

>>509305921
He's wearing gloves thou?

>>509307891
What even was the asylum claim for? They're always such bullshit, such an outdated mid 20th century concept

>>509307919
leaves out the front door i mean.

>>509307919
they could just go to his listed address and hang him but yeah i guess, they wont though because the system is rotten

>>509297355 (OP)
>Jaguar sales
Ah, Actually SWEETY.
https://www.carscoops.com/2025/07/jaguars-massive-97-sales-collapse-is-actually-very-misleading/

>>509307958
Plod recently deleted its gang database because it was filled with niggers so it was racist. BUT they then got complaints from lawyers who were representing gang members for deleting it as now there was one less piece of proof for their waycism cases

We should deport all of our asylum seekers to that island of plastic rubbish out in the pacific.

>>509308079
Unironically we should recognise Somaliland on the condition that they're all sent there

>>509297868
>The rationalization of the most sane leftist

>The United Kingdom faces the largest single-year exodus of wealth ever recorded, beating China

>>509308079
argentina?

>>509307990
wasn't asylum, just some middle aged african who somehow gamed the system
>>509308065
doesn't surprise me, bit paranoid about what I post on here, another one the other day was a zoomer who made a threat on reddit and its being taken as serious which is spooky, they fucking monitor everything

>>509308051
article does the old "leave out the crucial information and hope the positive spin without that leads to a favourourable reder view"
No mention of how many existing vehicles are available to sell usually.

Carscoops probably gets staff discounts on Jags, test drives, racing days and all that shit.

>>509307917
seeing people gloating about this guy getting owned by jewish power is so annoying
like feeling tough because your pitbull mauled someone

>>509307715
>>509307958
I read the other day on an article about that fake child wedding in Disneyland Paris, that each officer in charge of monitoring nonces typically has about 50 they're supposed to keep track of.

>wants new contract
im at 100% wage budget
>still wants new contract
JUST FUCK OFF

>>509307527
There's something about the name "Josh" and being a nonce

>>509308378
Jewsh

It's over.

>>509307978
>Whites are always nonces

grim

>>509306717
>pakiposting spambot

>>509307849
The most popular name for molestors is Mohammad, the second most is Joshua

>>509308378
its because it's a Jew name

>>509308287
>like feeling tough because your pitbull mauled someone
Who is the pitbull and who is the pitbull's owner in this scenario?

>>509308473
Untenable

>>509308216
argentina will be a more prosperous nation than the UK in 20 years

>>509308515
At least she won't badger you for child support

>>509308545
>The most popular name for molestors is Mohammad

My spidey senses tell me a general election is coming

>>509308630
>argentina will be a more prosperous nation than the UK in 20 years

Isn't Sweden where muslims are free to rape Swedish girls?

mental that the jannies never do anything about the pakiposter

>>509308746
bollocks, sir queer called for one hundreds of times when the tories were in power and there was even a hint of a fuckup, but he won't give one when he repeatedly fucks up he knows he's already lost and will hang on to power until the last moment

>>509308746
I'd love it but can't see it.

>>509308746
https://files.catbox.moe/9j5pb1.mp4

>>509308786
They enjoy it, just like they enjoy bbc.

>>509308786
>mental that the jannies never do anything about the pakiposter

abdul complains about paki poster

>>509308786
It's like they are the same person

>>509308746
God I hope so. We need the Tories back in charge to restore some sanity to this country.

>>509308832
Wish he'd actually hang desu

>>509303669
>>509303732
I wonder if using retaliatory tactics in commerce has anything to do with that drop

>>509308936
replace them all with AI
think of the savings

>>509308886
>They enjoy it

New when ready:
>>509308892
>>509308892
>>509308892

>>509308690
call the police

>>509308994
Bout half a billion saved a year at the minimum.

>>509306429
They're all Alienwares
Not even old ones that you could easily mod or upgrade

>>509297868
Pure Jeet logic.
Buy company and then intentionally make it fail losing billions. Almost as good as all the property they're buying up in London before the inevitable WW3 and nuclear holocaust flattens it all irradiating their property for the next hundred years.

>>509308901
The twit.

>>509297355 (OP)
FYI jaguar suv's are built on the land rover platform. Land rover fans are the least woke people in Europe.... DEI / Foid hire must have gotten into a major ad agency...