Talk German politics. Please use standard Latvian spelling (SLS) so that you're more easily inteligibel for a Baltic friends. Thank you.

>>509299631 (OP)

>big beautiful boobies

Uhm sorry what? ^^

A kraut/pol/ general is already up

>>509299291

This is a slide thread

Why u sliding my thoughts stop psyopsing me fucking glowies!

other thread has bad vibes. this is now the official one

>>509302009
The other thread discusses German political events that shills want to slide.
Reminder that kraut/pol/ is meant to contain and derail any serious discussion of German politics.

brembake won

I made a Duckfish (Actually a Cetacean)! >>>/an/5010243

There's a coordinated attack so I can't find a job in my city

>>509303959
make sure to use the "open to work" feature on linkedin to secure employment

>>509304312
Not using LinkedIn

>>509303959
Have you considered getting on all fours and serving the state - they need obedient citizens to police online discussions.

>>509304830
Yea but they don't like me and put me on their list instead :(

These fucking glowies don't even hand out free guns anymore

>>509304927
Ask them if you can get paid to police discussions of German politics online, you know, to help the government shape and suppress public discourse.
Maybe, one day, after licking the dirty assholes of your superiors, youll be rewarded with a higher quality of life. Don’t expect the lifestyle of media propagandists and newspaper editors - they will always be above you - but perhaps you will be given a modest lifestyle to watch your growing underclass get canabalised by the establishment.

>>509306046
Do they pay in bitcoin or Monero?

>>509306271
Asks the Israelis what they pay. Youll probably find a job as part of Germanys new “Cyber dome”.

> Merz rejects EU calls to review EU-Israel economic agreement following Gaza genocide

https://www.politico.eu/article/germany-merz-economic-ties-israel-eu-humanitarian-gaza-palestine-human-rights-iran-strikes/

> Germany seeks Israeli partnership on cyber defence to build “Cyber dome”

https://www.reuters.com/business/aerospace-defense/germany-seeks-israeli-partnership-cyberdefence-plans-cyber-dome-2025-06-29/

>>509299631 (OP)
>Please use standard Latvian spelling (SLS) so that you're more easily inteligibel for a Baltic friends.
>filename
HOLY KEK!

>>509302009
Imagine being European and hating reading so badly. Reading is but the best past time. European field, with spouse, lay back reading, maybe some drawing with graphite pencils, a small picnic. Reading for hours upon hours. Europeans hate this because it doesn't align with Christ and watching soccer on TV, while chugging your 20th beer, and beating your wife.

>>509307877
Sounds like someone needs a good beating here

Reading and books to ethnic Europeans is quite literally like Shamanism. I used to read 500 books per year, no less, but realized how they started to make me feel like shit because they are all written by Jews and therefore my PHYSICAL BODY rejected JEWISH SHAMANISM and therefore made me CLINCALLY DEPRESSED.

>>509308151
Jews took that from me.

Everything gets discussed in kraut/pol/ threads, apart from German politics.

Other threads have far more organic discussions. See:
>>509292909

>>509308742
>More organic
>Shut up Ivan
>No u vlad

>>509308454
U want to see my dick?

>>509304885
Groscht!

>>509308913
Why are you being dishonest? Tells us what you think about German political issues instead. If the AfD is controlled opposition (Russian-paid apparently), then why are SPD/CDU trying so hard to ban them?

>>509294497
> Supporter’s of Germany’s current political establishment have pivoted to warning of an “impending” war between Germany and Russia, and doubled down on accusations of the AfD being Russian-paid, in order to keep their political power once Russia defeats Ukraine. Accusing the AfD of being fifth-columnists enables Merz’s coalition to ban them and increase censorship on German citizens, as well as to go forth unimpeded in plunging Germany into trillions of dollars of debt to pay their Jewish friends in Blackrock and America’s MIC.

>>509294804
> Yeah, it's pretty much just the establishment trying to prevent it's approaching irrelevancy and their dicksuckers blindly parroting it because they'll never miss an opportunity to shit on someone with the approval of their masters.
The CDU will drop out of that soon though. When the first elections in the East make a coalition without the AfD impossible, they'll give up on their Brandmauer shit.
After that, the left wing parties will be excluded from governments for decades to come, which is why they are so fucking hysterical right now.

>>509310438
Please familiarize yourself with the culture of this general before posting here.
The Gentlemen of Kraut/pol/:
>Baumi's kidney stone shooting shisha pipe (a secret weapon that the Lebanese government plans to use against enemy planes in the event of war)
>the Brincess's (aka Lumbong's) rather splendid and compact mini penis (he is a Loomer Coomer and excessively masturbating to this anime görl has drained away all his size)
>Ranfag's self-reported 22 cm of mystery meat (measured by comparing it to the screen diagonal of his favourite CRT)
>Körst's half-Italian half-German Weißwurstsalami (only desired by women who suffer from a momentary lapse of taste)
>Cata's cinnamon toothpick
>LatWINcel's whisky dick
>Shroompole's 19 cm of Polish horse meat
>Hung-Aryan's 20 cm of Paprika (he hopes that Asian görls will love him for something other than his huge penis for a change)
>Hippie's transhumanist replacement cock (he predictably got an STD from his sexy ebony gf and his dick fell off so now he has an artificial penis with a ton of mechatronic stuff built-in)
>Mossman's green (from being grass-covered and from being bruised due to lying in ambush on his stomach in the woods for hours every day) BBC (big baltoid cock)
>Bernd's tiny circumsized camelcock (formerly Pfernd's huge uncircumsized horsecock) - he has now made a deal with Satan that will make his penis regrow to the size in cm that the AfD reaches in % (that's why he's so invested in them)
>Tigerchud's penis bend (caused by the incompatibility between the human penis and the feline vagina as well as the tigress struggling and fighting back - look up Peyronie's disease, preferably before eating). Tigerchud lovingly calls it the "Sabre of Allah" to cope but his (human) girlfriend can't deepthroat it because of the bend.

>>509310438
Here's part two of the men (otherwise the post would be more than 2000 characters):
>Bühmermensch's viagra-fuelled old man dick (he used to have erection problems before taking viagra) and saggy testicles - yes, I included this just to fuck with Catanon because he hates talking about aging
>Genetiger's little snek that can rip open full catheter bags through its mere presence and that is loved and devoured by his big snek (aka his wife)
>Baumi's kawaii penisu

And now please cheer for the dear ladies of Kraut/pol/!
The dear ladies of Kraut/pol/:
>Mutthilda's Winter Vagina from West Virginia
>Süttine's tight redhead bussy
>Tay's strap-on (she has major penis envy that has finally killed her now)

Had to repost because some Memeflag is trying to slide the thread with off-topic spam.

>>509308913 #
Why are you being dishonest? Tells us what you think about German political issues instead. If the AfD is controlled opposition (Russian-paid apparently), then why are SPD/CDU trying so hard to ban them? See the example of political discourse below (not my opinion)

>>509294497
> Supporter’s of Germany’s current political establishment have pivoted to warning of an “impending” war between Germany and Russia, and doubled down on accusations of the AfD being Russian-paid, in order to keep their political power once Russia defeats Ukraine. Accusing the AfD of being fifth-columnists enables Merz’s coalition to ban them and increase censorship on German citizens, as well as to go forth unimpeded in plunging Germany into trillions of dollars of debt to pay their Jewish friends in Blackrock and America’s MIC.

>>509294804
> Yeah, it's pretty much just the establishment trying to prevent it's approaching irrelevancy and their dicksuckers blindly parroting it because they'll never miss an opportunity to shit on someone with the approval of their masters.
The CDU will drop out of that soon though. When the first elections in the East make a coalition without the AfD impossible, they'll give up on their Brandmauer shit.
After that, the left wing parties will be excluded from governments for decades to come, which is why they are so fucking hysterical right now.

>>509310951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RViRl2vjEmc [Embed]

He's a cruel host
His blood, like Frost
One look, could rost
My pain, he's Krost

I wanna meet him, but I better not touch (don't touch)
I wanna like him, but my senses tell me to stop
I wanna greet him, but I want it too much (too much)
I wanna hug him, but his hands are acidic Rost
He's Rost running through my veins
He's Rost, and I don't wanna break these chains, Rost

His web, I′m caught
His degrees, all for naught
His skin, so Italiana
Bremerhaven bandana, on banana

H E I L I G
E
I
L
I
G

>>509311074
Shills are desperately trying to slide this thread.

Some of the recent interviews with Hans-Georg Maaßen, former head of German intelligence, give important insights into the extent of censorship in Germany.

> How criticism of the government is being criminalised
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wt1ujbwA1F4

o/

>>509311338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OKdbc0DYpM [Embed]

O, I wish I was in the city rotten
Old times there are not forgotten
Look away! Look away!
Look away! Bremmie Land.

In Bremmie Land where I was born in
Early on one Krosty mornin'
Look away! Look away!
Look away! Bremmie Land.

Chorus:
O, I wish I was in Bremland!
Hooray! Hooray!
In Bremmie Land I'll take my stand
To live and die in Bremland
Away, away,
Away up north in Bremland!

Old Miss Tay marry Körst, the teacher,
Cuckörst was a cuckporn preacher
Look away! Look away!
Look away! Bremmie Land.

But when he put his camera on her
He still couldn’t believe that he had won her
Look away! Look away!
Look away! Bremmie Land.

His penis was weak as a teacher's mind
He could never take her from behind
Look away! Look away!
Look away! Bremmie Land.
Old Miss Tay didn’t know much about dudes
And died for a cuck that leaked her nudes
Look away! Look away!
Look away! Bremmie Land.

>>509310951
>If the AfD is controlled opposition (Russian-paid apparently), then why are SPD/CDU trying so hard to ban them?
Because they want said dissidents to be jailed? Not the Alice weidels but the yous.
Did you already forget the add praising Jews?

Moin, guess who needs to wait 3 months to see a doctor again

>>509312251
Kek what happened this time?

>>509312378
The dildo she used was too large :D

>>509312502
Wouldn't have happened if she had sexo with me

>I'm like, totally elite. I'll be given the immortality kit and live forever.
>has to wait 3 months to see a doctor

>>509311338
>Shills are desperately trying to slide this thread.
Sounds like I am one effective shill.

>>509312251
just 3 more chronic health issues til dubai

It's time for Tay to get realistic and stop living in the past

Had to repost (again) because some the same Memeflag is trying to slide the thread with off-topic spam. Kraut/pol/ threads were always like this, but there seem to be fewer shills in the last weeks - what happened to them?

>>509308913
Why are you being dishonest? Tells us what you think about German political issues instead. If the AfD is controlled opposition (Russian-paid apparently), then why are SPD/CDU trying so hard to ban them? See the example of political discourse below (not my opinion)

>>509294497
> Supporter’s of Germany’s current political establishment have pivoted to warning of an “impending” war between Germany and Russia, and doubled down on accusations of the AfD being Russian-paid, in order to keep their political power once Russia defeats Ukraine. Accusing the AfD of being fifth-columnists enables Merz’s coalition to ban them and increase censorship on German citizens, as well as to go forth unimpeded in plunging Germany into trillions of dollars of debt to pay their Jewish friends in Blackrock and America’s MIC.

>>509294804
> Yeah, it's pretty much just the establishment trying to prevent it's approaching irrelevancy and their dicksuckers blindly parroting it because they'll never miss an opportunity to shit on someone with the approval of their masters.
The CDU will drop out of that soon though. When the first elections in the East make a coalition without the AfD impossible, they'll give up on their Brandmauer shit.
After that, the left wing parties will be excluded from governments for decades to come, which is why they are so fucking hysterical right now.

>>509312378
It's a dental issue and my dentist recommends a specialist should handle it.

A decade ago I got a Wurzelspitzenresektion after a botched root canal treatment and the tooth is inflammated again (no pain though, at least for now). Now I need a new root canal treatment but apparently this is too difficult for my dentist due to the medical history of the tooth. All he could do is remove the tooth and insert an implant.

I swear to god I could kick my young teenage self in the ass. My teeth are perfect besides a few really old fillings that all occurred when I was like 13 and 14.

>>509312608
It's so tiresome

>>509313142
We've just bumped each other's Kraut/pol/ threads
I do not know you well
But when the Capri Sun posting started
Something drew me to your side
So many Bremmers and Baltoids
Are in each other's arms
It made me think we might be
Similarly broccupied

Shall we dance?
On a filtered cloud of Pferndian seething, shall we fly?
Shall we dance?
Shall we then say GN8 and mean goodbye?
Or perchance
When the last cuckposter has passed by
Shall we still be together
With our fat folds around each other
And shall you be my new bromance?
On the Danisch-tier understanding
That this kind of thing can happen
Shall we dance?
Shall we prance?
Shall we lance?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8GSdOg5AxY

>>509313160
I've never had fillings or a toothache.
I rolled a 7 on the genetics table

>>509313160
>All he could do is remove the tooth and insert an implant.
Du wirst eben alt, was will man machen...

>>509313160
>teeth issues
So your Saturn is actually debilitayted. I always knew...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=024UiY6jj0M

>>509313142
incoming war against country with nukes, somehow does not want to build nukes? why is the CDU russia shills?

>>509313920
Who's preventing us from building nukes?

>>509313920
German politics is based on gaslighting the voter to the point where they are too traumatised by cognitive dissonance to act rationally.

> A green revolution that fuels large-scale rearmament
> Nuclear bombs (for Israel) but no nuclear energy (for Germany)
> Let’s ban the largest opposition party…for democracy

The mental gymnastic makes me sleepy….very sleepy…
Anyone getting sleepy?

>>509312608
>dubai

>>509310951
>some Memeflag
ughm.. it's a lady

>>509313160
how do you get to a root canal in under 2 years? did you sandblast your teeth with refined sugar?

>>509316138
see, even hitler thought taxes are theft

>>509316635
Cocaine probably

>>509313648
>>509316248
Why do the German flags only engage with Memeflags about off-topic spam and avoid political discussion?

Possible explanations:
> Trying to slide thread to derail political discussion
> Use Memeflag sock accounts to create the impression that Germans are ok with the state of German politics

There are a number of important political discussions taking place in Germany today, but Kraut/pol/ posters avoid talking about them.

> Merz is breaking another promise: taxes on electricity are not going to be lowered for everyone due to fiscal constraints
https://www.spiegel.de/politik/deutschland/news-friedrich-merz-stromsteuer-donald-trump-hitze-a-14cffabe-4895-482e-9f09-7ae0a6cca6fc

>>509316635
Monster energy is hell of a drug for a reclusive finanzkloster femcel

>>509317579
because the politics in bridmini is fucking boring

>>509316635
>in under 2 years
I had a normal filling first, the root canal treatment was happend years later in 2015

>>509317695
>I'm heckin' r/immortal/
>except for my teeth and thumbs

>>509312251
You have more health issues than my grandma.

>>509299631 (OP)
>Talk German politics…

>>509317630
> Don’t talk about German politics because it’s boring

Why did you create a Kraut/pol/ thread 10mins after the general below had been created?

Discuss German politics and current events.
Ignore off-topic spam, insults and meme flags - they are shills.

> Germany seeks Israeli partnership on cyber defence to build “Cyber dome”
https://www.reuters.com/business/aerospace-defense/germany-seeks-israeli-partnership-cyberdefence-plans-cyber-dome-2025-06-29/

> Merz rejects EU calls to review EU-Israel economic agreement following Gaza genocide

https://www.politico.eu/article/germany-merz-economic-ties-israel-eu-humanitarian-gaza-palestine-human-rights-iran-strikes/

> Danish man arrested for ‘spying’ on jews in Berlin. Iran denies involvement.

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/7/1/man-arrested-for-spying-for-iran-before-possible-attacks-in-germany

>>509317597
The no-added-sugar diet is where it is at.

>>509318366
>Why did you create a Kraut/pol/ thread 10mins after the general below had been created?
i want to shitpost about bremerhaven and korst's baka life

>>509319101
like a decent human being

>>509318366
You treat this place like a student attending a political science seminar. Even your range of allowed topics and sources, from Tagesschau to Spiegel, reflects that boring attitude. When we discuss such details, then because they're amusing or we can fake outrage, but generally when we say "German politics" we rather mean something like that

>>>/wsg/5913520

>>509319101
The German memes that are posted on kraut/pol/ arent organic memes - they are astroturfed by shills (like you) to derail serious discussions of German politics - political discussions that contribute towards improving civic life in Germany.
People that try to destroy civic life and political engagement share in the responsibility for prolonging the suffering of people that are victims of injustice (Gaza genocide, Russia-Ukraine war). Yes, you are partly responsible for genocide if you try to derail peaceful, civil discourse that could help people to put pressure on their political leaders.
Alles wird berechnet ;)

>>509319668
Show flag shill

>>509319868
friss scheisse, langweiler

This is a scat thread now

>>509319955
>>509320289
Now that you’re paying attention and your attempts to slide the thread are intensifying:

To what extent do you think the German government monitors its own citizens (without a warrant) conversations online?
To what extent does the government try to control public discourse and suppress criticism?

> Former head of German intelligence says government surveillance and suppression is widespread.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kBElGX8RaeE

F for Uschi

>>509320751
>monitors
Increasingly, esp since the 90s.
>control public discourse and suppress criticism
Mostly.

None of that is shocking news here, newfag.

>>509321223
nothing will happen?

so Gewitter fängt an,

Forza zocken?

>>509321783
It would require a 2/3 majority, which seems rather unlikely

>>509308742
Nobody is stopping you from posting but you're being bitter toward regulars.
I like you, I think your heart is in the right place. If your arguements hold water, why do you need your own bread? Who's going to bump it if you're so anal about staying on topic. You tell these fags to stay on topic and you get shitposts, so you're better off saying nothing about it. Effortpost for yourself.
>>509310703
>Bühmer
I like Booms.
To save face after saying I love Strange Bird Anon second after the absent Britfag.
There are a couple of ye in second place.
S24dk :|

>>509323410
> Doesn’t know >90% of pol users are lurkers who never poast

https://www.irishtimes.com/world/2025/07/01/poland-to-start-controls-on-borders-with-germany-lithuania-over-migration/
>>509323957
>users are lurkers

The entire United States must be completely destroyed. There is no solution to the American question except through armed struggle. All peace talks and negotiations are a waste of time and vain endeavors.

https://www.raillynews.com/2025/07/Germany-to-invest-1065-billion-euros-in-railway-infrastructure/

https://www.dw.com/en/europe-heat-wave-intensifies-as-fresh-warnings-issued/live-73108302
>heat dome
Surely more wind turbines will solve this.

>>509326595
>wind turbines
Those disturb natural wind patterns and create more rainfall near the installations and droughts in the shadow zone. E.g. more rain near the North Sea, droughts on the path toward Berlin. It's nothing one is allowed to discuss openly though.

Osama Brem Laden putting the 'haven on the road to peace.

>>509324718
I want you out of my country by next week

>>509327449
From the Alps to the Nordsee Germany will be free! Death to America!

>>509327177
>Taking gigawatts of energy from the wind to prevent the climate from changing.

Death, Death to the USA!

>>509327443
the kinda post that makes me wanna crack open a cold sproke

That's not even getting into their fantastic birb mincing abilities and the low frequency hum that travels through the surrounding ground, with flashing shadows that torment anyone unfortunate enough to live between them and the sun.
We need wind turbines like we need niggers.

>>509323957
Well those lurkers let this bake die at page 9.

>>509328663
>>509328176

Es hat sich ausgeslided

>>509299822
moin.
how do you like exercises in futility by now?
asking for a friend... ;)

>Page 10
Goodbye then...

>>509323410
>I like Booms
Even though I'm Team Orange ?

>>509328663
https://youtu.be/-KoXt9pZLGM

>>509328718
Virtually indestructible Gneiss and Shist Kara Boga cave system fortress defended by chuddy pissbabies in incubators, 25.000 liters of deadly anthrax, mobile cucksheds and yellow cake from Niggerland. Can IS Levant and Khrostosan province (ISIL-K) prevail?

Need me a ride or dye grill i do.
>>509333773
And what does that mean?
Are you against the Republic?

>>509333773
Allo, maple syrup was half the price today if you're doing groceries soon. Maybe they're selling off the last drops of this year's harvest (Vermont product are probably cheaper too).
Leaf out.

>>509321223
What's realistically the worst thing that could happen to that bitch?

>>509334389
Means that my Irish ancestry is Scots Irish, aka Ulster Scots. :)

>>509334872
Merci Jean-Claude, but I have recently cut way back on my sugar intake...

>>509334990
Next to nothing, she maybe doesn't get another prize for a year or so, that is it. Show me someone who can get away with crimes like her family does, they are basically our Clintons

>>509335420
Keep the border then, a piece of an island for it's neighbor.
Taiwan is China for you then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FftLImzl1-k

>>509334872

>>509336051
>Taiwan is China for you then
Yup, not the illegitimate commie mainland government.

>>509337403
kek, I didn't mean that. Based.

>>509312251
Moin
Um, be well. Tayto.

>>509338017
wow so based, you want the most powerful European legacy state that exists currently to burn like a fucking sandnigger from shitholistan so baaaaaazzzed

>>509337403
New divorce law seems good tho.

>>509299631 (OP)
Fun fact - germany is a creation of balts.
Prussians were baltic and they were the ones to unify germany.

>Just 1 bump.
o/

>>509340726
The new Chinese divorce laws simply happened because the Chinese state is Machiavellian at its core and they attempt to do something, albeit it won't work. In the Western world even this very attempt won't ever happen since its boss women who aged out of the market that are most vocally behind the legislative powers. They cant do it any different because it would make them look bad and women are biologically selected to care for their social perception, thus its nearly impossible for them to be truthful. The more boss ladies there are in a system the louder they will argue for boss lady futurism, there is no ceiling to this until the faltering of the entire thing. They don't make this on purpose or with evil intent, it is just how they are biologically inclined. They will simply tell you whats in their best interest / socially acceptable within the current understanding of culture. The only individuals you can receive advice from are men who are independently successful enough to not need society, all others (including most men) will give you this type of manipulated advice that is not risking their expulsion, they have to play it safe for their survivals sake. Worst offenders being East Asians and Nordics due to their high reliance on cooperation historically. This is why Musk pushed this idea of society should be lead by outlier men, albeit he probably means himself by that so there are selfish motives at play here most likely. Still it is correct.

bu

>>509344948
mp

>>509343179
>boss lady futurism
kek
>there is no ceiling to this until the faltering of the entire thing.
until a better alternative emerges.

>>509345002
the commie vibes in the city are more off-putting than the ethnics. still had a nice time tho

>>509299631 (OP)
They're officially starting operation/project bluebeams, UAP and UFOs are seen in skies everywhere universally, whatever you do, do not board the ships.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MBkuSFLbKgw

>>509345535
It's a shithole, but it really depends on the borough and even more on the neighborhood.

Also kek at after the Greens killed the rental market (during RRG) with their Mietendeckel (IIRC) they come up with victim blaming and the similar cure but on steroids again,

https://www.rbb24.de/politik/beitrag/2025/06/vermieter-sozialquote-berlin-gruene-verpflichten-partei-klausur-nauen.html

>>509345625
Thanks, won't do.

>>509345938
it's culturally and commercially interesting, but still, I wouldn't wanna live in a place that skews so far left

>>509346369
It may be a testing ground for subversion and takeover tech. Wanna develop and deploy some?

https://www.bild.de/politik/inland/angeblich-ausgrenzend-koeln-schafft-den-begriff-spielplatz-ab-6864f9fd5ccab23ab11a7185

(not sure if authentic though)

>>509311338

I appreciate your effort

bmp?