Thread 509300900

im going on the first date in my life
what the fuck do you say to women
i denied the holocaust on our first meeting so theres that

Tell her that women shouldn't have voting rights and they should be drafted into the military

>>509300900 (OP)
Just be cool. Talk about the Basilisk paradox and about sleep paralysis.

>>509301013
she volunteered for military service so thats already checked, i need something else

>>509300900 (OP)
you need to educate her on the necessity of fertility draft

>>509301144
Nice, ask a lot of questions about her and let her do the talking

>>509300900 (OP)
Don't take advice from us, you moron.

>>509300900 (OP)
Hand her this note.
> I have a gun. Put the sex in the bag.

>>509300900 (OP)
just say you are really nervous even when youre not. tell them every good thing about you like it is a bad thing about you. always have a second place to go in mind for right after that is still casual so you get two dates in back to back. and always end with inviting out on a second date (third date) just before the goodbye if you like them so that theres no will-he-call/will-she-call bullshit games for a few days after. always use the presumptive close strategy, always know the menu and what youre going to order and what you can recommend before you go to a restaurant, and always wear a nice shirt preferrably freshly dry cleaned. never go dancing unless youre a dancer, because when dancing you have to share your date. if you drink, do not drink more than your date. if you want to kiss ask if you can kiss before you kiss or at least make it known in advance with little jokes or comments beforehand that you will kiss later to build up the moment ahead of time. if its ending in sex anyway swap sexing for kissing. i cant tell how old you are but first time dating sounds like 12 years old. good luck anon girls are easy and guys are easier to lay. dont have any doubts about yourself beforehand, remember to shower, go for a run beforehand and stop masturbating for at least 3 days in advance so you have a full tank.

>>509301144
Ask her something and let her talk, then just nod as you look at a spot between her eyes centered to the nose, vaguely smile and nod.
>Oh? Yeah, I see. Yeah, yeah I agree with you completely.
>You want me to tell you something about myself? Well, I'm more of a listener than at talker, so best ask me what you're curious about

>>509301144
Ask if she scrubbed toilet in Germany

>>509300900 (OP)
I would wait talking about holocaust for while. Maybe second or third date would be better. Maybe just ask her how long would it take to bake 6 000 000 cookies.

>>509300900 (OP)
>i denied the holocaust on our first meeting so theres that
bold opener anon

>>509300900 (OP)
The woman will expect you to do all the work and entertain her like a fucking jester. One little ICK and you'll never get a second date.
Oh and don't forget to pay, thx for the free food hehe

>>509300900 (OP)
Just be a gentleman, like what you seen in movies (that's what women fantasise about in men), be respectful.
Pay for everything, ask her what she wants, drive her home or to your home

>Kurwa!
>Perdole ciebie!

Then proceed to the lovemaking session.

>>509300900 (OP)
Eat tons of candy

>>509300900 (OP)
ask some questions to screen her but dont make it an interview
tell stories that she can give you some input on. Like i was on a road trip and did this dumb shit, isnt it crazy? Whats your favorite memory from a trip?
tease her
dont kiss her ass at any fucking point, she will think you are below her thus not worth dating
pay the bill
if she isnt much of a talker then basically talk to yourself and bounce your thoughts of her

>>509300900 (OP)
Going on "dates" is retarded. But if that's what you have to do to spend time with her and get to know her, then here are a few tips:
Women don't care about politics, and in any case the political opinions are entirely formed by the dominant people in their social circle (father, brothers, husband, group of friends, etc.).
Let the woman do most of the talking (they like talking) and ask questions that make it seem like you're engaged (or, I guess if you love her you will genuinely be engaged in whatever she's talking about).
Avoid sperging out and avoid weaselling your way out of saying things that you think she might not like.
If she shit tests you then just hold to your guns or call her out on her shit test.
Don't be an obsequious rat, but don't act like a churl either. Women like men who are well-mannered and sophisticated, they just dislike it when it's phoney or when you're fawning over them.

>>509300900 (OP)
>i denied the holocaust on our first meeting so theres that
impressive.
trying to imagine how that went
>... then this jew walks by, and, fucking kikes, let me tell you, i swear, they keep on whining about their holocaust, which never happened, by the way, but should have, anyway, the cunt walks by and i tell him to fuck off. which reminds me, can i get your number, beautiful lady? you seem very interesting, and i would like to get to know you better.

where the fuck even is the first date going to be?

if she still wants to go on a date after that, then she really likes you.

best of luck, don't fuck it up.

>>509301541
bet she scrubbed a lot more

>>509300900 (OP)
Ok. Listen.
It doesnt matter.
Really. What only matters is this.
Be relaxed. Be confident. Thats all. Rwmmeber this. Whatever you say doesnt matter, be relaxed, be confident.my tip is speak about stuff that makes you feel that way so she can sense it, then she is also relaxed and horny.

>>509300900 (OP)
compliment her nails and stuff

>>509300900 (OP)
Loved you in Venom.

>>509301144
Did you explain to her that genders are there for a reason and that they must serve a physical and social purpose.

>>509300900 (OP)
tell her shes fat and ugly. if you beat them down enough they'll sleep with you to feel better about themself.