Thread 509317747 - /pol/ [Archived: 636 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: KJr7vssZUnited States
7/2/2025, 6:22:36 PM No.509317747
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>It's an actual Navy ad
It has begun. They're coming for (You) spergie.
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Anonymous ID: uau5KJFZUnited States
7/2/2025, 6:24:26 PM No.509317900
>>509317747 (OP)
https://www.4chan.org/advertise anyone can order an ad, you dumb monkey
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Anonymous ID: 1k/RlTPSUnited States
7/2/2025, 6:44:52 PM No.509319504
>>509317900
>first reply is instant denial and deflection
Yeah, glowniggers.
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Anonymous ID: KJr7vssZUnited States
7/2/2025, 6:47:15 PM No.509319709
I thought the military didn't want autistics?
Anonymous ID: mZUc+wCtUnited States
7/2/2025, 6:48:11 PM No.509319782
>>509317900
I love this deflection
>its just adamant fans!
>its just a joke
>sure it leads to the actual recruitment, but its just a meme!!!

I wish I would have sceencapped me calling all of this to a T about a month ago.
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Anonymous ID: hYkHNqLyUnited States
7/2/2025, 6:50:15 PM No.509319947
get a adblocker you retarded faggot
Anonymous ID: mZUc+wCtUnited States
7/2/2025, 6:51:26 PM No.509320051
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>>509319782

Wait, I did screencap it. I know whats gonna happen next but I dont wanna call it because it's pretty specific and I could see them changing course if I did. Still, it'll be funny when it happens.
Anonymous ID: Lzo6BoZCAustralia
7/2/2025, 6:51:36 PM No.509320060
>>509317747 (OP)
lol but thats fucking based
Anonymous ID: 3PCFTnwpFinland
7/2/2025, 7:02:13 PM No.509320932
>>509317747 (OP)
US navy wants /pol/ users to marry their sailors?
Anonymous ID: PQ5HUNd4Germany
7/2/2025, 7:04:18 PM No.509321121
>>509319504
>>509319782
>no one in the entire history of the internet has ever made a joke
not saying it's fake but you guys are gullible. anyway mind sending me $1000 for transaction fees? I'll pay you back one million later. Promise!
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Anonymous ID: zeac1GnaBrazil
7/2/2025, 7:05:26 PM No.509321201
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>>509317747 (OP)
>getting ads in 2025
Anonymous ID: U9hVOxYnUnited States
7/2/2025, 7:08:02 PM No.509321432
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1733837803894602
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>>509317747 (OP)
Are those Pokemon badges?
Anonymous ID: WsTN22KOCanada
7/2/2025, 7:08:17 PM No.509321451
>>509317747 (OP)
There's no way it's real because the design is intellectual property. Either the Navy would have to pay this vtuber a filthy stinking fat wad of cash to use her for advertising or risk getting sued for an even fatter wad of cash--because if there's anything the courts love doing it's fucking over the US military.

What's far more likely is that this is a false flag by some obsessive vtuber anti trying to bait /pol/ into raiding the subject of their obsessive hatred because "oh my god this literally who e-girl is a glowie"
Probably would've gotten farther with AI sloppa of the e-girl in question proffering a white feather.
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Anonymous ID: hSb3iaO6United States
7/2/2025, 7:09:03 PM No.509321495
>Le adblock
This isn't YouTube you fucking faggot. Ads here don't bother me because I never HAVE to click them.

Retard.
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Anonymous ID: oj03P4cjUnited States
7/2/2025, 7:11:12 PM No.509321650
>>509321495
>I don't mind my eyes being assaulted because I don't have to interact with it
Cuckold.
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Anonymous ID: KJr7vssZUnited States
7/2/2025, 7:14:23 PM No.509321883
KYS
KYS
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>>509321650
You sound like a fucking pussy
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Anonymous ID: AZH/vJ1HUnited States
7/2/2025, 7:14:25 PM No.509321884
>>509321451
You think ZOG gives a shit about intellectual property?
Anonymous ID: oj03P4cjUnited States
7/2/2025, 7:26:29 PM No.509322847
>>509321883
You are buck broken: a eunuch.
Anonymous ID: WJgJISc+
7/2/2025, 7:30:17 PM No.509323167
>>509317747 (OP)
I am not a US citizen
Anonymous ID: BNiyWEc/United States
7/2/2025, 7:30:20 PM No.509323169
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>>509317747 (OP)
Not dying for Israel

If drafted I'll pass in the nuclear reactor coolant system and loosen random bolts everywhere.
Anonymous ID: lpEYfNH+United States
7/2/2025, 7:31:57 PM No.509323297
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they just need to bring Keith David back. that would solve all their recruiting woes.
>Join America's Navy
>Become a part of a global force, for good...
Anonymous ID: juK/BcOGUnited States
7/2/2025, 7:47:49 PM No.509324595
>>509321121
A joke would be it sending you to her stream or something. Making a meme out of recruiting is right in line with glowie research on internet trends. You are the gullible one.
Anonymous ID: qxWiDl+AUnited States
7/2/2025, 7:49:48 PM No.509324743
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>>509317900
>>509321121
Anonymous ID: y2zVbrzCUnited States
7/2/2025, 7:50:50 PM No.509324823
>>509317747 (OP)

I joined the Navy after college because I didn't want to pay for grad school. I got sent to Hawaii, Japan and Guam. I hated every minute of my life in Nipland and Guam.
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Anonymous ID: 1gPv9e5BUnited States
7/2/2025, 7:51:11 PM No.509324854
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>>509317747 (OP)
Military and intelligence offices sets up stands at anime cons too. Theyโ€™ll take anyone: Geeks, Freaks, Chuds, Trans, Soys. Either
>casting a wide net for efficiency
>desperate
>4D Chess with unknown goals
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Anonymous ID: SLV5AT+LFinland
7/2/2025, 7:51:21 PM No.509324869
4chan Ukraine war ad
4chan Ukraine war ad
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Anonymous ID: 1gPv9e5BUnited States
7/2/2025, 7:51:43 PM No.509324895
>>509324823
Did you at least get laid?
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Anonymous ID: 28IFBwsTUnited States
7/2/2025, 7:52:31 PM No.509324970
>>509317747 (OP)
>be a chad, die for the jews who own your favorite politicians, goy
Anonymous ID: BA+4h8d7United States
7/2/2025, 7:52:43 PM No.509324987
>>509317747 (OP)
>the worst busted ass English you've ever seen
>thinking it's a real ad
lmao, take your meds
nobody wants you
nobody wants to pay you
Anonymous ID: KJr7vssZUnited States
7/2/2025, 7:53:47 PM No.509325068
>>509324854
This isn't true though? I tried to enlist after high school and they turned me away because Aspergers. Have things really changed that much since 2009?
Anonymous ID: TGrpE/KSUnited States
7/2/2025, 7:54:27 PM No.509325112
>>509317747 (OP)
Where does the ad direct you if you click it?
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Anonymous ID: y2zVbrzCUnited States
7/2/2025, 7:55:51 PM No.509325234
>>509324895

Guamese people are fatter than Americans, and Nip women are obsessive and creepy. I mean yea I'd rather have slammed nip poon than other dudes, but I might as well have been fucking other dudes considering how lame and boring Japanese women are. Their entire culture revolves around Autism so it's intolerable to me.
Anonymous ID: Q5Tn55qVUnited States
7/2/2025, 7:56:33 PM No.509325299
>>509325112
Literally the US Navy recruitment website.