Thread 509317747

>It's an actual Navy ad
It has begun. They're coming for (You) spergie.

>>509317747 (OP)
https://www.4chan.org/advertise anyone can order an ad, you dumb monkey

>>509317900
>first reply is instant denial and deflection
Yeah, glowniggers.

I thought the military didn't want autistics?

>>509317900
I love this deflection
>its just adamant fans!
>its just a joke
>sure it leads to the actual recruitment, but its just a meme!!!

I wish I would have sceencapped me calling all of this to a T about a month ago.

get a adblocker you retarded faggot

>>509319782

Wait, I did screencap it. I know whats gonna happen next but I dont wanna call it because it's pretty specific and I could see them changing course if I did. Still, it'll be funny when it happens.

>>509317747 (OP)
lol but thats fucking based

>>509317747 (OP)
US navy wants /pol/ users to marry their sailors?

>>509319504
>>509319782
>no one in the entire history of the internet has ever made a joke
not saying it's fake but you guys are gullible. anyway mind sending me $1000 for transaction fees? I'll pay you back one million later. Promise!

>>509317747 (OP)
>getting ads in 2025

>>509317747 (OP)
Are those Pokemon badges?

>>509317747 (OP)
There's no way it's real because the design is intellectual property. Either the Navy would have to pay this vtuber a filthy stinking fat wad of cash to use her for advertising or risk getting sued for an even fatter wad of cash--because if there's anything the courts love doing it's fucking over the US military.

What's far more likely is that this is a false flag by some obsessive vtuber anti trying to bait /pol/ into raiding the subject of their obsessive hatred because "oh my god this literally who e-girl is a glowie"
Probably would've gotten farther with AI sloppa of the e-girl in question proffering a white feather.

>Le adblock
This isn't YouTube you fucking faggot. Ads here don't bother me because I never HAVE to click them.

Retard.

>>509321495
>I don't mind my eyes being assaulted because I don't have to interact with it
Cuckold.

>>509321650
You sound like a fucking pussy

>>509321451
You think ZOG gives a shit about intellectual property?

>>509321883
You are buck broken: a eunuch.

>>509317747 (OP)
I am not a US citizen

>>509317747 (OP)
Not dying for Israel

If drafted I'll pass in the nuclear reactor coolant system and loosen random bolts everywhere.

they just need to bring Keith David back. that would solve all their recruiting woes.
>Join America's Navy
>Become a part of a global force, for good...

>>509321121
A joke would be it sending you to her stream or something. Making a meme out of recruiting is right in line with glowie research on internet trends. You are the gullible one.

>>509317900
>>509321121

>>509317747 (OP)

I joined the Navy after college because I didn't want to pay for grad school. I got sent to Hawaii, Japan and Guam. I hated every minute of my life in Nipland and Guam.

>>509317747 (OP)
Military and intelligence offices sets up stands at anime cons too. They’ll take anyone: Geeks, Freaks, Chuds, Trans, Soys. Either
>casting a wide net for efficiency
>desperate
>4D Chess with unknown goals

>>509324823
Did you at least get laid?

>>509317747 (OP)
>be a chad, die for the jews who own your favorite politicians, goy

>>509317747 (OP)
>the worst busted ass English you've ever seen
>thinking it's a real ad
lmao, take your meds
nobody wants you
nobody wants to pay you

>>509324854
This isn't true though? I tried to enlist after high school and they turned me away because Aspergers. Have things really changed that much since 2009?

>>509317747 (OP)
Where does the ad direct you if you click it?

>>509324895

Guamese people are fatter than Americans, and Nip women are obsessive and creepy. I mean yea I'd rather have slammed nip poon than other dudes, but I might as well have been fucking other dudes considering how lame and boring Japanese women are. Their entire culture revolves around Autism so it's intolerable to me.

>>509325112
Literally the US Navy recruitment website.