Thread 509321935

DID SCIENCE LIE TO ME TELLING THAT I WAS A SOULLESS APE??! WHAT THE FRICKKKKK?!? THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!! I REMEMBER DYING FROM THAT HEART ATTACK DURING MY LAST FAP SESH, WHY AM I STILL CONSCIOUS AND WHY AM I BURNING???? IT HUUUUUURRTS PLEASE GOD MAKE IT STOP!!!!!

No refunds. Bad investments = bad consequences

>>509321935 (OP)
>forgive your tormentors chud
>btw if you kys im sending you to hell
Wtf?

>>509322088
>>btw if you kys im sending you to hell

chud didn't kys, he died from a heart attack during his last fap session. his mom found his dead body 3 days after he died, his rotting corpse stunk up their entire house.

>>509322342
>>509322088
Nobody is going to go to hell for kissing themselves, you can be asexual, it's okay!

>DID THE SCRIPTURES LIE TO ME TELLING ME THAT I WAS GODS CREATION??! WHAT THE FUCK!!!! THIS CANT BE HAPPENING!! WAS I TRULY SO VAIN THAT I THOUGHT TO UNDERSTAND A GOD? HELP ME JEWSUS!
Who is more annoying, an atheist or a bible thumper? I can't decide.

>>509322243
This is horrific, wow. India?

>>509322243
>"worship a jew or you burn forever"
Why are Christians like this?

>>509322774
not if you're guilty of lusting after women/men who are not your spouse when "circlejerk" or 'kiss your own self'

Matt 5:27 “You have heard that it was said, Do not commit adultery.
Matt 5:28 But I tell you, everyone who looks at a woman to lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
Matt 5:29 If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. For it is better that you lose one of the parts of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell.
Matt 5:30 And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. For it is better that you lose one of the parts of your body than for your whole body to go into hell!

>DID BOOK LIE TO ME TELLING THAT I WAS GOING TO HEAVEN??! WHAT THE FRICKKKKK?!? THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!! I REMEMBER DYING FOR ISRAEL WHEN I INVADED THAT LAND TO KILL CHILDREN, WHY AM I STILL CONSCIOUS AND WHY AM I BURNING???? IT HUUUUUURRTS PLEASE GOD MAKE IT STOP!!!!!
>No refunds. Bad investments = bad consequences

>>509322934
self-righteous people who don't believe in consequences for their own actions but believe in it for other people's actions are more annoying imo

>>509323000
Jesus isn't a jew, though. That's about as biblical as these faggot protestants worshipping the demon nation of israel post-WW2 mass goyim sacrifice ritual.

>>509323097
>WAS I JUST LISTENING TO SATAN TELLING ME THAT KILLING AND DEATH IS THE FINAL JUDGMENT WHICH IS WHY I DIDN'T FEEL GUILT WHEN I INVADED THAT LAND TO KILL PEOPLE??

God won't lead you to disobey His commandment, rabbi. you were listening to satan's voice the entire time.

>>509323302
>Jesus isn't a jew, though
HE WUZ A TRUE PISSRAELITE JUST LIKE ME
PRAISE YHWH THE THREE HORNED WIND SPIRIT

>>509323409
Why are you posting on 4chan instead of raping and slaughtering children then dumping them in mass graves, trad-cath? Shunning your heritage in our country?
>rabbi
Every accusation is a confession from you and your zionist masters. Quit larping as a moral highground, your soul will not be able to swim through the ocean of child ghosts that your abrahamic cults cultivated.

>>509323845
>Why are you posting on 4chan instead of raping and slaughtering children then dumping them in mass graves, trad-cath?
because i don't want to break God's commandment, rabbi. i don't subconsciously believe that i'm soulless which is why i don't consider death to be the ultimate judgment.

bump!!!

>>509321935 (OP)
Not my problem :^)

>>509321935 (OP)
Aww sweet, a christcuck schizo thread!
KINO
>KINO
KINO
>KINO

>>509324097
It's kind of wild to watch you have a conversation with yourself and things you made up, and the unforgiveable insurmountable sins of your faith slide past your thought process like oil on water.
Go ahead, denounce the talmud, childslayer. The only one you're fooling is yourself.

>>509321935 (OP)
>If you ever lie or think about lying, you just sinned, so I have to throw you into this lake of fire. Unless you worship me, tee hee

Hmm.

Christianity is a religion for 5 year old children.