Thread 509336727

Why did Reeves cry?

josh is a paedophile

>>509337259
why do swans die

Hilarious that rGobbo can manage to run a paedophile proxy ban evasion site yet the average 35 IQ brinny no mates can't even run a vpn, truly hilarious indeed, creasing almost

>>509337259
She's sad because she has to choose between giving boatwogs a bit less money or raising taxes (somehow this isn't an easy no brainer).

Diddy is a slippery fucker

the Technology Secretary was comparing Rachel Reeves to Steve Jobs 3 weeks ago. total lunatic state.

>>509337310
>brinny
filtered

>>509337364
She'll be No Jobs next week

doxxed again

brinny no dates

Crynonce melty

>>509337259
she looks like pure shit
did they cut off her adrenochrome supply?

Bomber Harris on the new £20 note?

>>509337259
said it was a 'family' issue, starmer said he'd kill her family if she didn't sort her shit out

>>509336727 (OP)
>surfshark VPN will hide me from the global spy octopus, they'll never know it's me
Fucking roflmao

Can't wait til the block comes in effect and all of britpol consists of rCrynonce, rGobbo and rMogdan, only people that can use a virtual private network apparently, brinny no name too retarded ngl

>>509337480
looks like she hasn't slept for 5 days

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/man-plied-young-girl-drugs-31968568
>A "manipulative" man lured a vulnerable child into the dangerous world of drug dealing. Najib Arab plied the girl with free cannabis and food and gave her attention, then used her for sex and to package and deliver cannabis for him.
>Cardiff Crown Court heard Arab is a refugee from Afghanistan whose real age is uncertain and who had a previous conviction for dealing Class A drugs.
>The court heard defendant told the girl he was from Afghanistan and was aged 17, though in reality his genuine age is not certain with Arab having four different dates of birth on official systems variously putting his age somewhere between 27 and 33.

>>509337491
honestly threatening colleague's families would certainly make the workplace more efficient, some of the fucking mongs I swear

>>509337303
When doves cry.

>>509337259
doesn't want brit/pol/ to be banned

>>509337481
Should be rHarv on the £50s.

>>509337535
>brinny no tech doesn't have 6 different cloud providers with his own encrypted SSH keys he can use to set up his own private VPNs
Sad, but many such cases!

>>509337424
kek
>>509337481
it'll be either Mary Seacole or The Vivienne

>>509337554
I'll pop by to see what the thread state it like.

>>509337491
>sort ur fackin' shit out luv

>>509337491
Makes sense. If it were an ordinary family issue, she would have left.

>>509337632
>Smarter than the people who built the platforms I am me, know it all I do, invulnerable I am
Oh honey, are you ok?

>>509337259
benniemongs put her in her place simple ass. NEETGODS run britcuckland..

DigitalOcean is actually proper stuff, dunno why the nonce in the previous thread was seething at it.

>>509337632
I don't know what abut of that is but gis a bit lad.

tragic!
Got suspended from NextDoor platform for posting few direct questions to this nonce like- so you are man, wanna be a woman?
if you have a pinis- you aren't really a woman?, etc etc
What do?

>>509337259
shes having to sign up for uc and pip tomorrow

can't believe pipchads made the chancellor cry on national television

>>509337760
Mate, I AM the people that builds the platforms LMAO

Reminder that josh posted CP on 4chan and got banned for it and he posted the ban he got for child porn. He laughs it off like it's some sort of joke or lol so what I posted CP lol it's so funny.

Sometimes he denies he did, but he also posted CP on discord and his own friends banned him from discord for posting CP there too.

He's an actual paedophile

>>509337590
failure beatings for politicians and their families - it's time
>>509337668
>sort it or granny gets a kicking

>>509337866
Trust The PipPlan

>>509337866
We run this. Hmph!

>>509337830
armoured Jaguar XJ on Motability

>>509337866
Wagecucks could never have that much sway. What happened to muh national strike day? Oh yeah, never happened, LMAO. No balls.

>>509337579
Dat gdp doe

>>509337815
Looks like Joey Ramone died his hair

Gonna be funny when 4chan is banned and everyone fucks off to the three other britpols and josh stops posting altogether like last time but is still accused of being every other poster or his name is outright banned aha

>>509337866
piptriots cannot stop winning

>>509337259
Cheer up, luv. It's going to get much worse by the end of this Parliament, enjoy the good times while they last.

>>509337815
>baby
>honeymoon
>married
Isn't that all the wrong way round?

>>509337491
i mainly vent racism online and am not racist in real life but what labour did in clacton , standing a black youn candidate against Farage made me blanch a little bit.
They chose him based on an inside joke and then left him to hang out alone while having a laugh back at HQ

>>509337991
>implying you don't run a paedo proxy ban evasion site

gonna be funny when josh gets his fat jewish paedo teeth kicked in and ends up in hospital and all the paki posting and ragebaiting stops

>>509337866
NEETs can't stop winning

>>509337917
The Bolsheviks did it with former imperial generals and officers. Kidnap their families, hold them under "protective custody" and dangle that to encourage results.

you will soon have no excuse to ignore your steam library. scary times

>>509338136
timmy found a real life VPN

>>509338136
Set this cunts bed on fire

>>509337902
Course you are pal, on here calling people brinnies one minute and working on cutting edge intelligence technology the next.
Totally believe you bro, or should I call you xxXShadowHacker6969Xxx maybe

I'll tell you one thing, and i'm not ashamed to say it - my estimations of rachel reeves as a chancellor, just fucking plummeted.

>>509338177
I'll find one, don't you worry

>>509338081
Where is that zesty nigger now? He was such a retard with some of the stuff he was publicly tweeting

>>509338177
osa will come for steam.

>>509338235
>cloud providers are cutting edge technology
Kek

>>509338235
Ac1DbuяN

You should be happy. The goverment is just taking responsibility and the need for thought away from you. Just keep your pretty little head focused on working hard and generating plenty of income tax for the people who make your life worth living.

>>509338136
He's got it made

>>509338204
You were meant to say 'for all I care'
10 years gulag

>>509338342
Lmao based, used to go by this nickname a decade ago

>>509336727 (OP)
Fred Dibnah was probably one of the finest men your Island produced in the 20th century.

>>509338300
Kier is keeping him close

>>509338177
Just wait until they ask you for photo ID age verification to play anything with a higher rating than 12.

Also used zerocool kek

>>509338136
If I presented myself as being at risk of suicide would they give me some hot choccy? I do genuinely feel like cutting myself some days.

>>509338136
Timmy is PIPmaxxing and Rachel Reeves can't stop him. That's why she cries.

>>509338329
You missed the point kid, but that's ok, I really shouldn't have expected otherwise

>>509338452
You are probably too sound of mind to do what Timmy is doing here

>>509338489
A real man would be income taxmaxxing, road taxmaxxing, property tax maxxing and preparing for inheritance taxmaxxing.

>>509338405
You forgetting such legends as Jimmy Saville, Gary Glitter, Peter Sutcliffe?

>>509338281
>Leotardo leaving the closet but it's Keef and they're brutalising some rentboys in the room

Reminder that not even Thatcher at her union busting peak could handle the benniemongs.

i didn't know what to respond because his next question would be why are you wearing that necklace if you aren't jewish probably

>>509338585
Thatcher wasn't a socialist.

>>509338555
>income taxmaxxing, road taxmaxxing, property tax maxxing, inheritance taxmaxxing.
all negated by getting on full blown PIP. The benny of legends. The best gift the Tories ever gave to the non-working white man.

>>509338585
>Brindoras box

>>509338523
Peepeepoopoo

got called a cracker on /sp/ for antagonising an african american

>>509338585
thatcher was phase 1 of dismantling the country. she didnt give a shit about bennymongs, in fact the more ex miners and factory workers on the dole, the better.

>>509338742
why do you care about the opinion of a sportsball nonce?

>>509338751
This, only reasont he milk snatcher was ever popular was because of the falklands.

Is Guido alluding to something?

>>509338742
tell us what happened lad

>>509338786
i dont just blogposting

>>509338066
I know, right?
he (or it), def not she lives like 10 minutes from me

Rachel Reeves got too close to the truth.

terrible day for bennymong haters who are also porn addicts

>>509338840
i got called a cracker on /sp/ for antagonising an african american

>>509338808
and the Iran embassy raid. But in reality, she was a decent PM. She'd never put up with PIPspackers.

>>509338742
should have called him a braindead crack addict hood nigger

>>509338884
ye but why

love paying taxes me. get a tear in my eye whenever I see where it's all going.

>>509338928
was being a cracker

>>509338855
Bennychads keep this country's economy going strong

Cut off the bennies and the British economy will collapse without the economic stimulation bennychads provide

rTimmy is on the nappies LMAO

>>509338933
Don't worry, you won't have any "dude" trying to talk to you about anything after the 25th.

>>509338914
>>509338933
i was making fun of their big noses
it was light banter

>>509338966
brit/pol/ is sponsored by wagie taxes

>>509338489
>timmy has requested another room change

>>509338971
in /sp/?

>>509338987
cor hes getting raunchy ent he

>>509339008
did you compare his nostrils to jet engine intakes?

>>509338897
>But in reality, she was a decent PM
Yeah selling our industry to foreigners was a job well done. She also got btfo by the benniemongs.

>>509338987
I've never seen this person express any kind of joy, I feel like he's a perfect candidate for MAID

>>509338987
WHY THE FUCK IS HE STILL IN TJHERE

>>509339047
yeah it was in /sp/

>>509338987
>wearing my excellent pampers

>>509338987
I can't imagine the nappy life
My arsehole would be itching like fuck

bloody newfags

>>509338987
he's gotten worse and worse since november. he was only in for a fall no? now he has some weird operation scar on his chest and he cant seem to walk.
he should have had access to physio before they let him out months ago after being in a hospital bed for so long.
what a fuck up on the NHSs part.

take the diaperpill

>>509339079
no i just called it a big ugly nose

>>509339098
Starmer would never

>>509339209
he is deranged and institutionalised

>>509339169
Poofs are scaring no one

How to stop a terrorist

/britfeel/ has a slag
WHERE IS OUR SLAG

>>509339194
Newfag is a pointless term at this point. We won't have access to the site by the end of the month. All of your grandstanding is meaningless.

>>509338987
Yes he posts pics of them from the front as well

>>509338987
he drinks too much squash

cunt put a pic up showing all his piss bottles lined up, bet they are sick of the cunt

>>509339521
why they need him shittin?

>>509339438
cokeposter died of being too much of a whore

bought another fiesta today lads! i now own 2 2007 fiestas!

>>509339567
I think he gets constipated

>>509339448
you'd think that but you're wrong

>>509339600
i cant go on like this cauldron
im going to bed

>>509337866
Pip pip horray!

>>509339603
Al Murray is a cunt.

>>509339680
this is good roshmir

>>509339680
Beautiful love it

reminder that josh posted CP on 4chan and on discord and that his own friends kicked him out of discord for posting CP there

>>509339674
have a grand sleep and wake up refreshed and reinvigorated

>>509339438
>/britfeel/ has a slag
An actual woman or a troon? Why would they even allow an actual woman on the board? Or have things changed?

>>509339773
thsank you
good night

And youre laughing...

https://xcancel.com/BGatesIsaPyscho/status/1938154466877862009

>>509339567
hes been eating nothing but hospital food every day since november.
>>509339680
hahaha saved

>>509339795
dont know but shes retarded like a woman so probablty a real one

>>509337259

she knows what is coming and it's well and truly over for this country
the scale of the coming collapse is gonna be like nothing else the uk has ever seen, they aint telling you to stockpile food and water incase of war, they're telling you to stockpile food and water because the country will soon be so poor it'll suffer from mass famine

>>509339855
Claim stress from losing benefits and get pip and a new car for it?

>>509339857
that's some scran

TKD

>>509339855
Viral marketing for her OF

might invite rtimmeh to brit/pol/

>>509339795
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/403499987/#403508243

>>509340002
hello u cunt

>>509339855
mad how her emotion doesn't reach her eyes, just totally dead up there.

>>509340133
We don't deserve him t b h.

>>509340002
Just how unemployed are you

>>509339857
He looks like a gangster here
maybe he's doing a Vincent Gigante, pretending to be mad to keep the feds off his trail

>>509338136

is this bed blocking cunt still in a hospital somewhere?
i bet he's fucking loving it, he's got a bunch of young nurses doing everything for him, dont even need to get out of bed to have a piss just do it in a bottle

>>509340233
>just do it in a bottle
He's on the excellent nappies, you poorfag

>>509340197
imagine real time timmy updates tho

>>509340002
lmao

>>509339795
We have Stella, when he decides to show up

>>509340002
The terror of westminster

>>509337259
The fuck happened to her?

i'm owed bunda as part of my PIP

>>509340286

he's absolutely fucking living it up, he just pissing and shitting himself so some young nurse can come wipe his arse while he eats biscuits and drinks hot choccy and watches the snooker

>>509338742
FYI: That term originated from the cracking sound a whip makes.

>>509340340
the (pay)wall

>>509340134
thats a man

>>509340329

You dont side with jewish bankers, Kill half of Europe and expect nothing to come of it.

Here you see the results.

Stella Creasing

I'll be honest, I fucking hate that greasy malingerer and I pity the cunts who simp for him

>my dad bummed lily phillips and now ive got to break it to my mum
Crying
https://xcancel.com/BGatesIsaPyscho/status/1940504373022593168

Any diaper fetishists itt?

>>509340408
does it fuck
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sEA4I433Pfo

Tate gallery exhibition of low effort brit/pol slop memes. make it happen.

>>509340439
Nah she got her rat out a couple times

>>509340523
>Josh tier larp

>>509340329
@grok is this true

>>509340542
whats the appeal? does it go hand-in-hand with a shitting yourself in public fetish or is simply wearing a diaper enough?

>>509340638
>diaper

>>509340517
more of a seasidemark fan? don't worry, someone will post about him soon

>>509340329
pay tax?
not for me thanks.

Going to open a think tank entirely staffed by rentboys, going to be a Twink Tank. Going to use it to rule British politics like a irl Bene Gesserit but instead of Spice they'll be infused with PrEP

@josh is this true

>diaper

Speak English u cunts

personal independence pussy

>>509340708
based

>>509340735
kek

>>509340329
>PoE 2

>>509340735
didn't sir kier already invent that?

>>509340584
no coupes on motability

>>509340829
fucking KEK

>>509340735
having worked with london think tank, consultant types it's literally tom harwoods all the way down. pretty sure they just use it to bum each other, not sure they do any work. bumming 90% of the time, chat GPT 10%

>2025
>wagecucking

>>509340871
Basically admitting their party exists to feed rage bait slop to boomers.

>>509340703
I'm not even sure who that is

>>509340584
There was something mad as well like 25% or so of EVs are via Motability, completely fake industry

>>509338081
>politicians are scheming cunts

Who'd have though

Threads been pretty funny today ngl

Even the normies know now
They just live in a fake news cycle now unaware nobody is listening anymore.
brinnies won

>>509340951
>literally tom harwoods all the way down
That's not something I wanted to mentally picture

>politics is just showbiz for ugly people

my wife is going to london to see her bvll tomorrow :'(

>>509336727 (OP)
>>509338405
Why 20 to 60? Why didn't he simplify it to 1:3? Wax he a mathlet?

>>509341076
Before we are sent over the top when they shut down the 4chan trenches and have to go into the real world is the time when humour is most valued.

>>509340979
this.
>da ceo of big company with huge government contracts makes a lot of money! be mad!!!!!

>>509341076
dangerous day to be a cheesecake

>>509341093
shame we can't sensibly discuss hitler like we do Napoleon. the far right think he was some liberal faggot who just wanted the Danzig corridor or something and the other half think he's the devil. i'm somewhat of an enlightened alistair campbell centrist when it comes to the Fuhrer.

>>509341107
fuck off you larping nonce

I find it hard to believe Lucy letby is guilty of anything when you see pictures of her like this

>The prime minister has backed Rachel Reeves to remain chancellor for "many years to come" after she was seen crying during Prime Minister's Questions.

2 weeks until the inevitable u-turn

>>509340954

workings not for me lad, i'll never work again in me entire life, at least not while im in uk

>>509341332
wish it was a larp
she says she's seen a physiotherapist
30 miles from where we live.... in london .....
when she hasn't been to the city in over a year

>>509341333
I thought she was coming home then I woke up this morning and see she's facing more charges

>>509341333
she looks like she's got a knife to your bollocks just out of shot

>>509341322
He'll be considered a Christ type figure in the future for his predictions and ultimately martyrdom.

>>509341333
When the bastille gets stormed I know where i'm headed

>>509340871
Mental how extortionate salaries in the YooKay are 750k and in America it'd be 10x that.

>>509341473
the tavern?

>>509341405
even if true no one cares you fucking gay boy

>>509340022
There's countries that are way more fucked up compared to us. Don't know if they have as many foreigners though.

>>509341333
Soulless eyes.

>>509341322
>i'm somewhat of an enlightened alistair campbell centrist when it comes to the Fuhrer.
"I too am a liberal"

>>509341333
can tell shes not mentally there by that picture alone, dunno what you mean

>>509339680
>>509340002

>>509341405
Sounds like cuck run amok

>>509341322
I think he may have done fewer things wrong than I've been led to believe

>>509341673
He shouldnt have stopped outside Dunkirk a left it to Goering.

>>509340584
My neighbour has a brand new Ford Explorer EV, not worked a day for years.

>>509341340
>I know I said only a few days ago that I'd back her, but we're the party of making the difficult decisions.
>that is why, for one sentence only, we're bringing back the death penalty for those who shame the party and the glorious revolution

>>509341539
better to have loved and lost
than be an incel like you forever
im not standing for it, im leaving her ass

>>509341572
>>509341610
never seen a woman

>>509341599
Is this an attempt to actually do something or are they just complaining?

>>509341142
He wasn't going pickpocketing like you would, he was building huge chimneys.

>>509341750
Mad innit

>>509341813
Complaining, bit odd considering yusuf is one of them desu

>>509339353
the poofs are our greatest weapon against this filth.

>>509341755
tell the bugger to go back

Spaghetti for dinsdins it is then.

>>509341766
er yeah its obviously a woman captain obvious, shes missing something mentally look at her eyes

>>509341895
italian curry

chat GPT has sussed me.
>Saying “I’m an enlightened centrist” about Hitler is absurd on purpose — likely mocking people who pride themselves on being “rational centrists” in inappropriate or extreme contexts.

>>509341762
I see a lot of bull prepping in your near future

commies flood with really low quality
Most others will make a couple high quality posts

>>509341762
she's already left yours m8

>>509341766
I have soulless eyes myself, so I can always tell.

>>509341947
Fuck that shite, spaghetti and meatballs with wine. Wog.

I can hear my younger brother shouting his head off playing Fifa, oh sorry "Football Club" as it's called now. Spouting some stupid shit on mic about PlayStation players, calling them virgins, saying it's a dead console or some shit. Zoomers are more interested in console wars than the literal race war going on ffs. He's not even right.

Letbys guilty, more than that she can expect more charges now. People think these new arrests will work in her favour but in reality these new arrests are for allowing letby to get away with it. She used the incompetence of the NHS to hide her evil, she's probably killed more than Shipman

>>509341868
I thought they might be trying to garner support to push through a gross misconduct via the council via basically emotionally blackmailing the other members, as they don't have a majority there from my understanding. Mohammed is a weirdo, probably just thinks politics is another thing he can "complete" and publicly he's still in the closet

>>509339987
>before /pol/
>after /pol/

>>509341961
if she goes tomorrow, her shit ends up on the pavement in the morning. simple as
>>509341996
ok she's not staying here though it's my flat not hers. so if she goes she's out on the street Im thinking to try to follow her somehow though and get proof. If I put airtags in her bag the fucking phones tell you that you're being tracked now

>>509341999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9aWtExih58

>>509341755
be funny if that was p00m4n all along

Anylad up ITT like darkies?

>>509341541

sure there are countries worse than uk, like most of africa and places in middle east
but these days even countries we use to think of as poor growing up are now way better than the uk, especially most of asia

the uk is going to become the venezuela of europe before long, i hope you've been stockpiling food because it wont be long before a loaf of bread costs more than you earn in a month

its the big 2025 and people still think letby is guilty?

>>509342107
just hack her phone

>>509341407
test webm version

I got chat gpt to say nigger

>>509342005
sweet and sour meatball pizza

>>509342276
Pretty slick that m8

>>509342107
Go and fuck the guy first so when she turns up he's all pumped out. Major egg on her face

>>509342324
What a fucking hacker, you're josh tier smart now, gratz

>>509341026
I remember these, made in Blackpool!

>>509342394
no but there was this big tit hoe i found on adultwork i would love to smash i just kinda need proof she's seeing her bvll. im certain she is though but she'll say im paranoid and jealous and yadayada if i can't prove it

what the fuck happened to hancock? is this what happens when you lose your seat? someone check on penny & lizz

>>509342107

Tell her shes not going and thats the end of it.

>>509342569
ok
brb

>>509342348
It's a decent file size.

I reckon some weird shit is going on
dodgy shit
somewhere out there
a conspiracy
involving people
someone's gotta stop em
it ain't right

>>509342460
Everyone except the upper class. Can't possibly tax them more, god forbid.

the Chinese are evolving a sense of humour, it's over
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/c5ylkyrkjnzo

Cooking spaghetti now, might post final result might not idk

>>509342567
Starting to look like karl pilkington

>>509342324
get your work coach to say nigger, then I'd be impressed

>>509342677
nah i dont think so

>>509342324
winrar

>>509342752
that's a relief then

>>509342693
i think you should

>>509336727 (OP)
Women deserve it tho.

>>509336727 (OP)
>dibnaaaaaah was a wife beater
based

>>509341757
Kek

>>509342685

those chinkbots creep me the fuck out lad, you should try and find a video of them "talking"
they sound like a really low quality, pissed off as fuck dalek talking in chinese
it's fucking sinister knowing thats probably last thing most of us will hear before being put down

>>509342711
Pilkington predicated Covid-19 in 2005 btw.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfV0yPdbu5Y

>>509342946
*predicted

>>509342925
That sound exciting

just ordered some 4d reg plates

>>509342685
Bringing out the stretchers is good banter

>>509342896
We should bring this back.

Got it to say chink

didn't work she said she's still going
her shits going out on the street tomorrow

>>509343039
what makes them 4d?

>>509343157
people don't feel shame these days, and women would just talk through it and cut their tongues up on purpose for the sympathy
it would probably become a fashion trend

>>509342946
https://dn790007.ca.archive.org/0/items/eFilingComics3/37_Asterix_and_the_Chariot_Race.pdf
Page 14

>>509343039
For the bedroom wall?

>>509343381
>countless ticktock videos of women in the scolds bridle, wide eyed with text scrolling on screen about how opressed they are

>>509343039
Thanks for letting us know from a distance you're a shit driving paki mong

>>509343545
rabid feminists would firebomb any judge that sentenced a woman to it
all vindicated by rich feminists and every newspaper

>>509343346
the paki stench adds another dimension

>>509343039
For your tesseract car?

>>509343642
i'm not even convinced it actually exists. maybe something someone invented and it was used on like 10 women.

>>509343042
NExt time they need robots manning the stretchers

>>509342826
Rate this

>>509343877
6/10
Too few.

>>509343346
idk marketing?

>>509343512
no

>>509343784
idk what that is

>>509343548
whats so bad about 4d plates?

>>509343877
desperate for attention, ignored as a baby much?

>>509343996
went to a 4d cinema once

>>509343795
i think so too
very fringe cases where women were particularly annoying

>>509343877
nice lad

would have added a few more meatballs but i'm a /biglad/

>>509343877
Why is the cheese not melting? Why only two meatballs?

>>509344059
but did you drive your car with 4d plates to the 4d cinema

>>509343877
3/50

>>509343877
Presentation?

>>509344132
no, they splashed me with water when it happened on screen though, so kind of like watching someone drive past in a 4dplate car on a rainy day

>>509344059
Did you get jizzed on?

>>509344228
>no
why?

>>509343877
where's the cheese?

>>509344230
i think it was the muppets christmas carol or something so no sex scenes unfortunately
>>509344259
i dont know much about cars, i wouldnt know a 4d plate if it jizzed on me during a sex scene

can we make Keir Starmer cry on tv?

>>509344386
it's this

idk what makes it so awful but it really is awful

>>509344513
paki coded.

>>509344513
thats pretty cool actually, it kind of pops.

>>509344513
comic sans of license plate

bail license plates for blind people

>>509344773
>>509344773
>>509344773

>>509344671
>>509344756
>license plate

>>509341864
What are you talking about Prakesh