Thread 509350064

Indian futurism.

>>509350064 (OP)
They'd see that and still shit in the street like a dog even if it was free.

>>509350064 (OP)
>prestine condition
>never used
>only shit stains on the side

>>509350064 (OP)
How is it GAURENTEED to be clean?

Inb4 "because its never been used"

>>509350064 (OP)
Meanwhile, in reality:

>>509350064 (OP)
The toilet seat of that thing is probably the single cleanest surface in all of india

>>509350064 (OP)
we tried to instruct them with poo2loo and you think this will work?

>>509350130
Not funny because not real.
Keep working on your standup but get some real life experience first.

>>509352835
Once you enter the RFID chamber your entire life is owned by Big Poo.
You don't want to make a mess in that bathroom, trust.

>>509356603
>Big poo
Saar that's just the toilet witch

>>509350064 (OP)
on a serious question i wonder what kind of toilet paper they stock in there if at all.

Lmao that doesn't exist in America and we have a huge homeless population. That's kinda crazy to me desu. If I'm outside I have to spend now 3.00 to use the toilet cause typically it's for customers only and a bottle of water is like 1.99 plus tax. Really interesting that they picked that up better than us. Not even at a park. Why would you assume at a park for 5 hours spans (because being outside for more than 2 hours is a payment required )

>>509357023
Some cities put out port-o-potties for the homeless since no businesses want to let public use their toilets.
This happened after some homeless guy shit behind the bus stop.

>>509357023
you have to pay to use the toilet, which is why it'll fail. india's public shitting culture is simply too deeply entrenched by now. everyone has fond memories of shitting in the communal bathing river as a child.

>>509350064 (OP)
No one is paying to use that

>>509353879
this is unrealistic because theyd be USING the toilet

>>509350064 (OP)
>open it up
>four jeets using it as a house

>>509350064 (OP)
meanwhile in argentina
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OyYPcdsHQPw

>>509357217
I dont think it matters its clearly look made for tourists theres more engish than satanic script there and locals as you said would NEVER pay

>>509350064 (OP)
SWACHH BHARAT

>>509357217
Yea that's why my first draft was that they should make it a deep hole cause he's not paying to use the toilet. They are paying for water and flushing I hope. Portojohns fucking stick and are messy. But even if it was a deep hole it wouldn't change the fact that population density exist. Hopefully charity exist there and they just pass money off to people who need the toilet. Like a lottery or something.
>>509357125
I thought they took it away cause they would go to the bathroom nod off or overdose. Some people just ruin it for everyone. Lot of times I'll be bingeing water and then be like fuck I gotta piss but I'm so far away from my toilet. If it wasn't so sexist or something man I'd prefer a pisser or a standing toilet (obviously with like dumpable butt pads)

>>509350064 (OP)
I can always count on an indian toilet to be clean because I know it will never be used.

>>509357693
kek

>>509357845
yeah, expecting "people" who try to sell you whips like 10x in a row to pay for the privilege of shitting, when they can simply contaminate their own drinking water for free, is insane.

>>509358245
they should unironically just give every family a camp trowel and teach them how to use it, ideally shitting far away from water. if a country has nuclear weapons yet lacks widespread residential plumbing, it's already over.

>>509350064 (OP)
The fuck

>>509360907
But public toilets are a good thing

>>509350064 (OP)
This confuses and enrages the indian

>>509356759
interesting question. when it comes to the public, things tightened up bigtime corresponding to mass immigration. theres nothing free, there's nothing unmonitored.

>>509357125
man, i used to live in a major US city and every single alleyway between businesses downtown is loaded with human feces and the urine stench is ear watering

>>509363091
same, I use the smell of urine and feces and rot to know if im in a city or not.

>>509362869
> But public toilets are a good thing

I generally agree but I don’t trust this thing. Why is it made of metal? There could be a daayan living in it and if you go in there nobody can hearing your screams when she devour you.