Thread 509353580

*randomly hovers over your house at 3am*
*does nothing*

What's their endgame?

>>509353580 (OP)
ah, another fake ufo pic,
that one is from 1997

>>509353580 (OP)
They're spaceniggers, anon. They don't even know why they do what they do, it's just how it be.

NOW BATTING, MIKE PIAZZA!

>>509353580 (OP)
Perhaps it did something you can't comprehend

>>509353580 (OP)
be patient they have austim

>>509353580 (OP)
they like watching you masturbate.

>>509353580 (OP)
What did all those released UFO documents reveal anyway?

I’m still seeing these in the Philly area. Nobody is talking about it anymore. I’ve also been seeing a lot more military helicopters.

>>509353580 (OP)
>What's their endgame?

Those are man made machines. The end game is to use those machines for a fake alien attack that will last one year. The end goal is to force the world to join together into a One World Government. Also called a New World Order.

This will happen in the first half of 2026

>>509353580 (OP)
You can talk to it with your thoughts.

>>509353580 (OP)
If theyre gonna watch me jerk off Imma charge them admission.

>>509353788

*probes you*
*doesn't elaborate*
*returns you with missing clothes or clothes on backwards because they're apparently incompetent af*
*crashes on Earth despite being "very technologically advanced*

JUST

>>509353580 (OP)
>take a shot of it
>arrested on federal charges
hmmmmmmmmmmm

>>509354454
They really are the niggers in this neck of the Galaxy.

>>509354241
Cool, keep me posted

>>509354487

Apparently someone a threw a rock at one once that was quite low off the ground it and quickly zoomed away kek imagine being cucked by a single rock.

>>509353580 (OP)
That was me. Sorry mate. I'm still learning how to fly the damn thing and landing is the hardest part. Anyways, we will be back on the 27th to probe your anus so please prep beforehand.

>>509353580 (OP)
Just saying hi, friendo

>>509354085
Multiple colonels, generals and every major ODNI Director (who a Deputy ODNI Director confirmed he was kicked out of the room for the brief) in the past 25 years, nearly every CIA Director has already said there is NHI. Brennan was stuttering around trying to explain it is not exactly what we normally think of "life."
They've already told you. Everyone who cares to know the answer has public access to the answer, yes.
It doesn't matter to 99.998% of the population. It will just cause dread, maybe stifle birth rates, create cults.
So they don't advertise it from the rafters, but don't lie and say they haven't told you. They have.

>>509353580 (OP)
i dont know but i wish they would, i'd toss my drone out to chase after them

>>509353580 (OP)
catch you masturbating

>>509355075

Honestly? I would.

>>509354851

There's no way any of these are real. Your most advanced aircraft is the B-21 Raider.

>>509353580 (OP)
they are attempting to learn why humans masturbate.

>>509353580 (OP)
oh thank fuck, my lift off this shitty rock is here.

>>509353580 (OP)
If you leave them alone they leave you alone. Just mind your own business and you’ll be fine

>>509355633
>your most advanced aircraft is the B-21 Raider

Radar can drop it

>>509355633
>your most advanced aircraft is the B-21 Raider
The whole point of the Raider is that it isn't top-of-the-line.
>>509353580 (OP)
>what's their endgame
Depends on who it is hovering over your house.

>>509353580 (OP)
watching me and reading my mind while I use my vivid imagination to goon my chub

A UFO thread without anyone mentioning Doctor Steven Greer?

I will correct this madness.

>>509357136

I forgot the picture

>>509353580 (OP)

They are monitoring your masturbatory habits

>>509353580 (OP)
the reptoids are blood relatives to the joo

>>509353580 (OP)
They are probably doing some kind of advanced scanning and reconstructing the earth's environment to decide whether humanity is worth their time. So far the answer has been no.

>>509355075
>>Furries are actually space aliens

Ah, this explains a whole lot

>>509354851
these are really nice mockups. Almost like Ace Combat concept art

>>509353580 (OP)
Dude nice its relentlessly hard to get directly underneath those things. Got anymore photos?

>>509355075
What the fuck is wrong with these people.

>>509357299
Holy hell.

>>509354241
people who believe this fake alien invasion shit were the same people posting pic related years ago, the end of the world isn't going to happen, just rope yourself instead of praying someone else does it for you

>>509353580 (OP)
I wish those things were real.
But they're not.

>>509353805
mike piazza new york catcher
are you straight or are you gae

>>509354241
>breeding program
give me alien wife NOW

>>509353580 (OP)
They like to watch people fap. I don't judge; I like being watched while I weird my meat sword. Get to show off.

Ayy lmao

>>509359830
It's actually pretty crazy how much semi-information is available now, especially on some of the older models. Even if the information is inaccurate, the fact that they're being talked about all over the internet so a matter of fact-ly is telling. This wasn't the case 15 years ago.

>>509360238
>You will NEVER coom this hard in your life

>>509361236
It's been maybe 4 or 5 years

>>509353580 (OP)
to make me miss work

>>509361265
Okay then.
>>509361100
>>509361145
What is this shit? Is this 10yr old humor?

>>509353580 (OP)
They are just tourists. You know how we have national parks or safari tours and humans go visit them to see the wild animals?

That's what's happening.

>>509361358
Same. Sympathies.

>>509353580 (OP)
newjerseybros...

>>509361646
That was kind of weird.

>>509353580 (OP)
Hunting archons. Their endgame is total liberation.

>>509355633

>>509354851
>>509353580 (OP)

>>509360554
You sacrificed your integrity and took worthless jew juice because you believed that a proven nothingburger flu like covid-19 would kill you.
You're objectively more of a schizo than any red deer schizo.
BTW, excess deaths increase after vaccination are undeniable fact.

>>509353580 (OP)
Source on image?

>>509353580 (OP)
Bigfoot does nothing in the woods
Ghost does nothing in old houses
Ufo does nothing in the sky
All these things show up briefly, doing nothing. It seems the only objective is to be seen. If you want answers read Jacques Vallee.

>>509360879
>implying

anon please, your telling me nessie isn't swimming around lake tahou in Cali waiting to scoop someone up

>>509353580 (OP)
Idk

>>509362649
Nessie is a picture of a whales dick. End of story.

Unless space niggers are finally going to vaporize us and end this bullshit, I simply don't care. They can go back home or be sent to El Salvador.

>>509362967
Didn't you see the news last year m8, their literally already here & opened an actual portal in the open air mall in Florida mass sighting from thousands of people & thousands of police responded

https://youtu.be/Ek_8t1sdvGc?si=bTznG5CFT4AicQqC

>>509363265
>8-10ft tall shadow aliens

>>509363592
Yes some who were on site said they looked like they were actually "fazing" through the walls & glass as if they weren't really there 100% but in another dimension

>>509353580 (OP)
Wonder what would happen if the right redneck shot at it... who would go after them?

>>509355003
Extra dimensional shit then? Whatever.

>>509353580 (OP)
Why do human scientists quietly observe wild animals on the African Savana from hidden blinds? Why do those same scientists occasionally tranq, capture, measure, test those animals, take biological samples from those animals, then release those animals back into the wild? Why do scientists go into the deep jungle to take plant specimens and catalog new species.

We do that kind of shit because we are scientifically curious, because we want to expand our knowledge of the biological world, because we want to monitor and understand (maybe even preserve) unique ecosystems, and because maybe we'll stumble upon something that will lead to a cure for cancer. I believe there are aliens out there, they can travel between the stars, they do sometimes visit Earth, but they see us the same way we see interesting but dangerous animals in some far off nature preserve. They study us from a distance, from a reasonable amount of cover, but they are never going to make open contact with us for the same reason the US is never going to open official diplomatic relations with the chimps living in the Congo or a pride of lions.

We will never be allowed to travel between the stars ourselves, not because Earth is a prison, but because they don't want a bunch of wild, unpredictable, dangerous animals roaming their neighborhoods.

>>509353580 (OP)
I'm about to have some alien tech removed from my skull.

>>509354851
>tfw these are all old
Imagine what they have now

>>509365071
Many signals are saying "You should keep it" but I don't wanna keep it. I wanna live a peaceful life in a log cabin where I can grill some steaks and drink beer without being bothered.

If you wanna control the world with your mind then go ahead and take shit, have fun.

>>509353699

Actually faggot, this one’s real

>>509357299
Based and disclosure pilled

>>509365596
source/story on it?

>>509353580 (OP)
the revealing is upon us.

>>509365772
It’s a screen cap from a video

https://youtu.be/zBdEeHYDuyc?si=1A4TP7ehumHHHcAS

>>509354241
Shut the fuck up lying ass conspiratard

>>509353580 (OP)
my cum to breed alien hybrid babies

>>509366021
The veil is finally going to come off & the old mythology & legends like werewolfs & fairy will come back

fake space alien invasion

https://x.com/dom_lucre/status/1940555068929200629

>>509366263
Are 9yr olds making this trash?

I'm going to answer what these things are. Don't ask how I know - I just know for a fact.
They are just tourist vehicles from the future.
You pay to time travel back to the past to see whatever you want to see.
It could be for educational purposes, for elderly people to see their ancestors, people who want to look at certain animals and landscapes.
Unfortunately it isn't aliens.
There aren't any aliens and yes it's been confirmed there aren't any close by and it's fucking gay.
The vehicles just sometimes malfunction and lose their stealth abilities, but there's practically thousands of them all around you guys at any time.
You're probably going to be seeing them a lot soon because the Jewish extinction event is coming up and it's a major subject in future schooling.

>>509354784
Lol thats gud.

Based rock hurler.

>>509361058
Dat Erfling looking zesty! He lookin moist!
*Smacks green lips profusely*

>>509366259
Balloons

>>509356252
that's a field-reversed configuration powered aircraft

>>509354454
Rogue, gay, outlaw space perverts basically. Gay niggers from outerspace

>>509366854
Imagine believing the government

>>509366350
anyone who cant tell these are balloons from dollar tree is an idiot.

>>509366749
As good an explanation as any I guess.

>>509355075
send me my space cat alien wife now! I'll give her lots of pets behind the ears

>>509366021
Spoopy

>>509366021
>the revealing is upon us.
The old gods are returning.

>>509361756
Source?

all of these are spraying something. that palantir kike joked about using drones to spray fent laced urine over public utilities
https://youtu.be/BAEVnsw__Tk?t=305

>>509354454
It’s not the probing that really makes me mad, it’s the lying.

>>509354241
The fake alien invasion will be the last trick the elites pull out of their hat when unrest is at its highest, to put fear into everyone and make them agree to a one world government.
They will use reverse-engineered UFOs, holographic tech and programmable life forms.
But in reality it’s all fake and gay.

>>509370208
Its all fake and gay? What about the lasers? They are real.

>>509371191
Yeah, apparently they will have laser weapons. But a human’s idea of what alien laser weapon should be, I’m guessing the real alien one is way more advanced. Maybe lasers are considered primitive to aliens, they probably use plasma based weapons or something.