Thread 509363226

It's time for us all to both man up and blanda upp, I feel, or else our comfy society is surely doomed.
Just my opinion, but regardless, strive to be this man. It is a worthy goal.

that didn't happen

>>509363226 (OP)
based catto, OP is a fag:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3750425/16-year-old-protective-cat-named-Baby-mauls-pitbulls-hospitalizes-dog-walker.html

>>509363310
Try me
Also, if you were to gas yourself, filthy vermin, and take your family with you, other brown people everywhere would celebrate.

>>509363395
>>509363606
sorry
nobody puts Baby in the corner

>>509363395
I ain't here to spoon-feed you, child, and you should thank me for prompting you to learn something new.

>>509363226 (OP)
>7 pits and 1 nigger owner
so 8 niggers

>>509363765
No worries, and you can see it in his eyes that he's up for a second round, too. Based catto indeed.

i dont care about shitbulls

>>509364244
Apparently it was a white-passing kike dog-walking female with some similar sorts (, and the cat's lady yelled, 'So I yelled, "Get those dogs out of here, I have a cat!"'
Just before the carnage began.
Also, just look at that dog in the first pic. That boy's dog card has been rescinded hard, and never again will he hear the words, "Who's a good boy"?
Fucking brutal

>>509363226 (OP)
I want that cat

>be this man
>guy is fucking faggot

Go to Reddit with this basedbait

>>509364645
Interesting digits, but why should anyone care, exactly? Why are you here? What is your request? Please enlighten us, 0 glowing internet stranger.
>pic maybe related, I dunno

>>509366048
I want him to be my bro, my wingman in our fight against the eternal kike. Call me old-fashioned.

>>509363226 (OP)
Why aren’t cats cuddly and friendly anymore like they were in the 90s? I remember when you used to be able to throw a cat up in the air and catch it, and it would just purr. Now you pet one for too long and it scratched you.

I can’t be the only one who has noticed this.

Kitty doesn't fuck around

>>509363226 (OP)
soul of a lion in that old kot

>>509363226 (OP)
Absolute unit

>>509363310
But it should have

>>509363395
>article from 2016
>OP is a dick sucking tramp
all fields

>>509363395
It DID HAPPEN
BASED

>>509363226 (OP)
>you’re next

>>509363226 (OP)
This article is 9 years old

Dat cat hord as fuck mang

>>509366858
I remember the 90s. Such good times.

>>509368075
OMG MY ZOOMIE BRAIN CANT COMPREHEND ANYTHING PAST 4 HOURS AGOOOO!

>>509366998
I liek this quality
>>509367213
>>509367312

Obligatory

>>509363226 (OP)
I wish anyone had just a little bit of common sense to understand that you need to organize to be strong and have a chance, you dont need to read books on political movements for that - even animals form packs instinctively, but modern men are all atomized and isolated

>>509363226 (OP)
thats not a man.
thats a cat!

>>509363226 (OP)
>I told you not to fuck with me

Boomerid panic and shameless begging will not stop being funny. Even this shameless begging they manage to make it take a retarded form in typical boomerid fashion.

>>509363310
>that didn't happen

>>509368933
Some cats are surely just not to be fucked with, just like different species.

>>509366858
The EMF 5g waves are picked up by their whiskers. Permanent bad mood now.

>>509363765
Post PERFECTION

>>509369027
Nowadays is a strange time. Nothing from later than 2023 can be trusted, and the experience is weird. CBC in Canada is 100% pozzed, though, that I can affirm that before before I am killed.

>>509367905
n-no mister kitty!

>>509363226 (OP)
Cats are vicious don't fuck with cats

>>509363395
Based cat taking out the shitbull trash

>>509363765
>>509369915
I think you mean Post Puuurrrrfection

>>509370122
Supposedly true story: My uncle once told a story about a friend of his who was attacked regularly from above from the door mantels by some savage cats, and that the relationship ended after he twisted off the head of one of the cats. I have no idea what sort of concept to draw from this, being pretty fucking smashed right now, but here we are.

>>509370849
KEKUS MAXIMUS hahaha this was good too

>>509363226 (OP)
Pit bulls, contrary to popular belief, are not very good at killing anything other than people and other dogs, and that's only if they're raised by niggers. Pitbulls are just bastardized wolves, and wolves need a pack to be effective hunter killers.
Cats, on the other hand, only ever existed as the literal pinnacle of the food chain-- in pack settings but mostly solitary settings-- until we started making weapons
Allow me to set the scene:
>Be dumb, happy, thin-legged, non-roided (non-nigger-raised) pitbull
>fuck with cat, maybe you actually want to eat it for some reason, but probably you are just smelling it aggressively because you are retarded and have never met a cat
>Cat decides he doesn't want you doing that
>Cat becomes an incomprehensible ball of little needles and moves faster than your dumb pitbull brain would be capable of processing even if you WERE raised by niggers and roided out
>picrel
Obviously if a cat stands at tries to fight a prolonged fight with a pitbull, the cat is going to die. But they don't need to.
Cats process reality faster than oxygen-doped bugs. Faster than well-fed, sun-bathed and hunting venomous snakes. they have the best reflexes of any land animal.
Yes, fags like them.
But that's not the cat's fault.
Cats are fucking amazing creatures.

>>509363226 (OP)
growing up is biological, you can't just talk a 25 y/o boy into being a man

>>509363395
They can be such violent little shits sometimes.

>canadian woman
What are the odds she gets rid of her dogs becuase she no longer finds them attractive after losing a fight?

>>509363226 (OP)
I have an unneutered male cat. When he attacks you can't even see it. He disappears in one place, appears in some random place 2 meters away. Basically teleports behind shit.

>>509375007
If I accidentally step on his paw he doesn't run away screaming (like a female cat would do) but he immediately strikes back so that I feel his punch before I even realize that I stepped on him. But he's a cat gentleman, he has never attacked me with claws, just punches back with his paw.

>aiming for Javiera Rodriguez’s pitbull, Bandita.
dirty brown whore with her nigger dog

>>509363226 (OP)
>and blanda upp
Wat

>>509363226 (OP)
This proves dex builds are viable

>>509375007
I jumped 5 feet out of bed from a lucid waking night terror and I landed right on my cat. Got my legs ripped up. Poor kitty.

I indulge in lucid dreaming and have managed to overcome sleep paralysis associated with night terrors. I immediately wake up and can still see the night terror (usually a spider like figure.)

>>509363226 (OP)
Even cats experience black fatigue.

>>509373668
WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT
R K O !!!!