Ah, nothing like a cold bottle of sugarless Dobriy Kola to refresh yourself on these hot summer days…

>>509398344 (OP)
endorsed by Sminem

>>509398344 (OP)
For me it's Shasta

for me it's Cuba Kola

>>509398344 (OP)
how does Aobpbiu cola taste

>>509398344 (OP)
For me it's Rakjia

>>509398344 (OP)
nooo you must drink the original brand Kike Cola with a 300% profit margin

>>509399153
As far as I know the original Cola was cheaper than the russian knock off

>>509398344 (OP)
this one is actually better than real coke, it's on the same tier as pepsi. the best cola drink is Dr. Pepper, though.

>>509398344 (OP)
>Oвo e зepo кoлa
Anyway dobriy is literally owned by the cocacola company
>>509399002
I kneel

>>509398344 (OP)
I like my cola's like my software, open source.

>>509398344 (OP)
Coглы

>>509398344 (OP)
I bet that shit SLAPS

Good ol cockta

discount canned crack cocaine is available in America. $3 for a 12 pack of the best soda in the land.

>>509400219
what store?

>>509400283
save-a-lot. it's apparently known as "boardwalk cola" these days, they haven't used my picrel can for about 10 years. comes in a red and blue label, pick the blue one if you try it.

>>509398611

Can I get a QRD on Sminem?

>>509400405
awesome, thanks

>>509398344 (OP)
>Ao6pblu cola
wtf

why the fuck do you fags have numbers in your words

>>509400532
i hate the branding now, this is what it looks like these days.

>cola in a fanta bottle

should be illegal

>>509400020
>cockta

>>509400637
yea that branding is pretty sovlless, oof

>>509398344 (OP)
For me, it's an ice cold Captain Reacharound

>drinking kikela
no, you should only drink water and milk. you can have some beer too because unlike soda beer actually has a good amount of vitamins.

>>509398344 (OP)
Based achmed

>>509401164
you must be real fun at parties

>>509398344 (OP)
I like the caramel flavored one, it's an acquired taste

>>509398344 (OP)
Grip designed for big dumb slav hands

>>509398344 (OP)
Stop drinking goyslurp.

>>509398344 (OP)
For me, it's the original. The one that started it all. Everything else is a cheap copy.

Me looking for a fellow Dr Thunder anon in the thread

In one old Polish comedy it was used as drug that keeps person in lilliput size

>>509403246
How can that be the original if it was invented 20 years after coca cola?

>>509398344 (OP)
for me its the smurf limonade

>>509398344 (OP)
We get good coke here too but it's usually white and powdery though

For me it's Barg's

>>509398344 (OP)
Cockta board only

>>509398344 (OP)
Liquid death. Suck it all down commie.

>>509398344 (OP)
No cancer cola available?
I thought it was everywhere, advertising lying again.
It's like advertising is jewish.

>>509400020
Cockta has the best herbal taste

>>509400461
Not really, suffice it to say that he somehow managed to defeat the Bogs and exile them back to space, crashing the NFT market in the process.

>>509400020
I FUCKING LOVE COCKTA

>>509404777
It does, its really good.

>>509401573
It looks like your ass will become sticky after drinking.

>>509404296
You haven't seen shit.
Croatian bootleg fanta is called Pipi. Like it is literally pronounced PeePee.
They fucking play into it too. There's #bolimepipi on the can. How do I explain it... Boli me kurac means my dick hurts which is equivalent to I don't give a fuck. So boli me Pipi = you get it.

>>509405209
I go to Serbia just to buy Cockta (and Chinese off brand medicines)

>>509400020

>>509404971
>I FUCKING LOVE COCK
Yes I can tell.
>>509405209
Wait you can get that shit in >flag????

>>509405292
>>509404296
Lmao I 'member now, Serbanon

>>509405302
>(and Chinese off brand medicines)
What? Is your dick not working right? Is that the only way you can get viagra into yourself, by getting chinese "herbs" from Serbia?

>>509405410
>TAKE IT EASY #MYPEEPEEHURTS

>>509405455
I can get Indian viagra here, its just regular Chink generic medicines from the drogerie

>>509398344 (OP)
>bez sahara
okay, would try

>>509405455
It's just cheaper than Jewish brands

>>509405292
>bolimepipi
lmao
and I don't even speak Serbian

>>509398344 (OP)
never buying coke again until I see Maximus.

>>509399153
>>with a 300% profit margin

Pretty sure they've moved well beyond 300%.
12 packs that used to be $2 are now $14-16 ... for water and a few cents worth of "flavorings" and a bit of corn syrup
I'd wager the margins are >500%

>>509398344 (OP)
Are you the /smg/ Macedonian?

>>509406107

>>509405363
No, I have family in slovenia.
cevapcici and cockta om nom nom

>>509399652
Jesus fucking TURBO-NERD Christ. Why are they always like this.

>>509400461
he cool.

>>509398344 (OP)
What the fuck is this thread.

>>509405238
His ass was sticky before that.

>>509399279
Dr. Pepper isn't cola but it is very good.

>>509398344 (OP)
Sup with that gay bottle shape?

>>509398344 (OP)
Step aside plebs

>>509406358
>cevapcici
one of the few good things to come from the Balkans
would

>It appears my superiority had led to some controversy

>>509406968
>goyslop shit
Nah

>>509407164
>muh off-brand slavslop
Sorry, the original is the best

>>509404296
You can actually get Cockta in USA?

>>509398344 (OP)
based krauts

>>509407534
Cockta is everywhere, anon

>>509404188
It's "Bang's", you illiterate nigger.
You should try oliet Bang's, it has no HFCS.

>>509407326
>the original is the best
Yeah, that's why the current corn syrup goyslop is shit.

>>509403888
Because coca-cola was originally wine.

vgh...

>>509403458
I member the 25¢ cans of Dr Thunder in the storefront machine. Not even that long ago. Those were better times.

>>509403989
>It's green. Not blue
They missed their chance

>>509404188
newfag alert

>>509400461
lurk moar

>>509405917
?

>>509398344 (OP)
I prefer a nice cold glass of pine sap flavored Baikal meself

>>509411094
From which game is this pic anon???

>>509411397
heroes of might and magic 1, you fucking zoomer

>>509404188
It's clearly written as Banq's you retarded Yakubian ape

>>509411519
it's Barg's, illiterate

>>509400020
You’re a real one for this

>not funky monkey

>>509411597
it's literally bang's learn to read cursive

There's only one real Cola flavor and the best version is the Champagne style, accept no amerimutt lies

where my lulú cola bros at

>>509408412
Well yeah, you have to get the Hecho en Mexico stuff, obviously.

>>509411496
I played this game 20 years ago at my uncles PC back in the day, i couldnt remember the name.
Hats off kind anon.

>>509411496
It's 2, retard.

>>509400020
Cockta looks like it's found its way into many an ass

>>509411822
I want to be a kid again

>>509411906
>you have to get the Hecho en Mexico stuff, obviously
And made with returnable bottles, the stuff you get sold is non-returnable aka plastic bottle formula which is longer shelf life with half the sugar replaced with aspartame-acesulfame mix aka not real sugar fully.
Americans always find a way to fuck it up, just buy Boylan.

>>509405917
No Latavia, no Demetravious. Why so racist, Coca Cola?

>>509406655
You can only have one though. Having more than one in a row will make you puke guaranteed. Found that out as a kid early on.

>>509411906
jew coke with yellow tops around passover time has real sugar
most people don't know about this

>>509406968
The original glass bottle cane sugar Coke was/is/will always be the GOAT! All these trannies here peacocking their substitute dog piss are just coping way too hard. SAD!

>>509411496

yes I do play HOMM3 daily lmao Balkan activities

>>509411397
Heroes of Might and Magic 2
pic related is from HoMM1

>>509412390
Fascinating judeoamerican lore