Thread 509399437

i dont get it

>>509399437 (OP)
right eye but upside down.

>>509399437 (OP)
Watch Pretty Derby

>>509399437 (OP)
horses get put down when they break a leg memeflaggot

>>509399582
with a shotgun?

>>509399535
Damn, you're good. I was about to think there wasn't one.

>>509399627
No, usually a cannon round. Since cannons went out of style, we prefer to put them down with a small guided missile now.

>>509399627
With axes and sledgehammers

>>509399582
Why would you kill your horse, fucking nigger

>>509399803
Horses don't recover from broken legs

>>509399437 (OP)
Meh, he could had stolen a better joke like the one about yakuza threatening porn artists

Should've won a few races with her first, then they'd send her out to stud instead.
One of course has to assume she's a dickgirl and sending her out to stud still makes sense -- I don't see why or how Japan would make horsegirls based on male horses and not give them horsecocks.

>>509399803
are u retarded?

>>509399690
To be fair, "it's never the eyes" has kinda been a rule with 'toss for a long time since he does draw them a bit weird.

>>509399627
>he doesn't know about horsegrenades

>>509399437 (OP)
>i dont get it
horses are killed when they injure their legs.

>>509399869
But why? The legs couldn't just heal itself?

>>509400092
Now it may be possible to get it to heal, somewhat, but it will still be fucked for life and unable to do anything for months.

>>509399535
what are you on about?

>>509399437 (OP)
It's probably referring to when horse owners just fucking kill their horses after they're injured.
And yes, horses can be rehabilitated after breaking a leg, but it's expensive to do so and these cheap fucks sure as hell ain't gonna do that.

>>509400293
Lurk moar faggot

>>509400472
Glue factory pays better

>>509399437 (OP)
I remember this gag in MXC.

>>509400092
now we have tech an capability to provide for it
wild ones obviously have none of it
in old times it was often easier to replace horse, and sell lame for meat, skin, glue to amortize loses; killing was humanitarian way

>>509399437 (OP)
Purveyers of ugliness like 'toss despise beauty.

>>509400092
They weight half a ton and run at more than 50km/h, their legs explode like glass when they break their legs like in the case of Rice Shower and McQueen

>>509399437 (OP)
Me when my Urara places 8th

>nanachi's leg's are broken
What to do?

>>509399627
That or a sledgehammer.

Do you shoot horses if they have a minor leg fracture?

>>509401223
based movie buff boomer

>>509401246
race horses, yes
they never heal back enough to run competitively again

>>509399803
Some horses that got surgery for a broken leg start running when the anesthesia wears off. Look at the only mare who raced on the Kentucky Derby track in the 70's. They tried to save her but had to put her down after she woke up, because she thought she was still racing and would have killed herself in the most agonizing way.

>>509399803
If a horse is broken, then it's usually cheaper and easier to get a new horse than to repair the old one

>>509401246
depends on how hot the horse is

You God damn fucking NIGGER

>>509401246
With the amount of horse cock the average sweede takes in a month how are you ignorant of this?

>>509399535
its the eye, thoughever

HE STARTING TO GET HORNY

YOU CAN DO IT STONETOSS
>taste the forbidden fruit of drawing porno

You weren't a heel, Rice Shower...
You were a HERO.

>>509401495
>when the anesthesia wears off
all animals panic when full anesthesia wears off
it's not from pain, it's panic from loss of control and feeling they need to run and hide
tl,dr: atavism

>>509399535
It's the left eye ackshually

>>509401091
let me handle this

>>509400092
The horse would be immobile for months and would need constant human attention. In the wild, the herd would just abandon them to starvation and predators.

>>509399627
yes, horses are like a half ton of muscle and bone evolved to pull loads that would drive the axles of your rice burner into the ground
if you don't use at least a shotgun, you're just adding to their suffering instead of mercy killing

>>509401091
Not human, therefore her life doesn’t matter.

>>509402029
>Her

>>509402053
I can never tell if it’s a male or a female in those Chinese cartoons.

>>509399437 (OP)
The joke is that the IRL horses were sent to the glue factory and in the show they just retire to America far away

>>509400092
Aside from all the other posts, keeping them off their legs while they heal is damn near impossible.

>>509400293
this anon actin p sus desu
he’s the redditor

>>509401901
horses can't survive being immobile for months anyway, they have to run every other day at least or their muscles start seizing up, eventually including their cardiac muscle
that's why killing a horse with a broken leg is more merciful than trying to save them, even today

>>509402053
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>>509399803
>>509399869
>>509400092
Something about their legs being functionally a single middle finger, which is good for agility and speed, but makes it fragile as a leg structure, and not heal very well, especially because they need it to walk and do anything.

>>509399869
Or broken hearts

>>509402053
>t.

>>509402196
Who designed such retarded things?

>>509401621
My boy is finally growing up

>>509402479
>Who designed such retarded things?
same moron who designed your prostate gland

>>509402479
human-guided natural selection for being faster runners and/or stronger lifters
much like the same artificial selection pressure ended up making cows that will literally die if they don't get milked regularly, it made horses that will die if they don't keep running

mr. hands has a word to say to you horse faggots!

>>509401790
>>509402029
>Not rape
Faggots

>>509402634
Uooooohhhh cum button in anus

>>509399437 (OP)
>amogus is not on the pantsu
He's losing his touch

>>509402766
that's not the point
>gland prone to cancerous overgrowth
>with your pee tube running through it

In the lore, pic related was euthanized on track after an injury.

>>509400092
they can't lay around long enough for them to heal, horses can only lay down a little while before it starts crushing organs and shit, that's why they're on their feet 99% of their life. if you see them lay down and flop around it's just a temporary thing like you holding your breath and jumping in a pool.

>>509402958
I like stonetoss fat ass version better

>>509402141
Glue factory is only for horses that can't perform, have no pedigree, and fail to be a contender for any races.
Horses that actually succeed and win big races get to retire
The 'retire to America' cases like Suzuka are horses that had an injury in the middle of their last race that was bad enough they had to be euthanized.

>>509399437 (OP)
Anime is weird. It's not that complicated.

>>509400238
it will cost more than another horse, usually in the 300% more range. you have to put them in a harness but they have to be able to support themselves on their other legs too and you have to constantly adjust it so the straps don't wear through them, basically a 24/7 nurse for WEEKS. i've never met anyone in 45 years on earth who has went the "heal the horse" route because if it was a good working horse before it won't be later, if it was a thoroughbred before it won't be later. it will be a dud horse so the ONLY reason people would keep it around is as a pet that can only stand and never be ridden or used

and the chance it shatters its leg again is 5x higher

so no point, boom, problem solved the way you could solve the kike or nigger problem

>>509401246
all you can do is put a boot on and hope it doesn't get worse, but it always gets worse because they can't stay off their feet. the only option is to pay out the ass for the horse's company and people will act like they love animals but when that shit costs what a human medical bill does, you realize it's not love at all

>>509399803
Horse legs have very poor healing capacity, mostly due to the extremity being 99% skin and bones.
Horse also have *extremely* poor capacity to not try to walk on an injured limb, due to evolution making "run the fuck away" their entire survival strategy. Most animals will limp or stay immobile if their leg hurt, horses will power through the pain just to stay mobile.
Combine the two and you have a patient for which a broken legs is pretty much a guaranteed death sentence from the fracture constantly worsening and sooner or later causing too much blood loss, maddening pain, global infection, or all of the above.

Racing horse owner being generally piece of shit who only care about money, they won't even bother trying and just get it euthanized on the spot unless the injury is very minor.

>>509399535
Good catch

New OOPs

>>509399803
Because you can just get a new horse for cheaper.

>>509403732
You're almost a week late.

>>509399627
its 2025 - with a drone

>>509399437 (OP)
trumps america

>>509400092
horses cannot lay down
they even sleep standing sometimes
you cannot force it to lay down, its system is built like this, that if it doesn't stand up all the time it will die
even if you cast the leg it will break it because it is a very restless animal
even if it didn't break the cast, standing on 3 legs will destroy them because of the weight
leading into painful complications that will kill it slowly and painfully

technically if you spend tens of thousands of dollars on top surgery you might be able to heal the leg and allow the horse to survive but it will be useless athletically and performantly

>>509399437 (OP)
the uma horse derby game got release in the US on mobile

>>509403952
Amogus

>>509401246
horses cant sit in a wheelchair while they heal now can they?

>>509399869
Yes they do just not for racing etc
And you can make them do a full recovery but it requires absurd handholding time and cost, to most its just not worth it

>>509399437 (OP)
The joke is that the girls are supposedly killed when they can't win specific races, because you didn't spend enough real money to support them, when in real life they just retire and move to a far away land where they live happily ever after.

>>509399437 (OP)
Don't people shoot a horse when it breaks a leg?

>>509404520
this

>>509399437 (OP)
kek
horses don't heal bad leg injuries, so they put them down

>>509400734
>>509401901
>>509403074
this is easy to do with a crane
you can get by with a forklift and some straps, or just use the saddle if you don't have straps
most farms have tractors with fork attachments anyway