Thread 509401539

Sources in the House claim Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries is currently wearing a CONDOM CATHETER and BLADDER BAG and plans to continue speaking until FRIDAY NIGHT!

Unconstitutional?!

>Unconstitutional?!
No

>>509401539 (OP)
the smell will remain the same

>>509401539 (OP)
>Sources in the House claim
So it's completely untrue?

>>509401539 (OP)
BBC CANNOT BE STOPPED.

>>509401539 (OP)
It’s kinda wild that our politicians will unironically shit and piss themselves in public to make a point.

Random commenter on Diddy trial- everyone distrusts the federal government. Real quick. Name one good thing the federal government has done for regular folks. Name just one. You can't. All we get is more laws. More rules. More regulations. If I'd been on that jury, my reaction would be the same. Puffy might be a bad guy but federal prosecutors are corrupt to the core. Not guilty!---
The whole of Congress says hold my beer.

>>509401822
Diogenes did it and everyone loved it

>>509401539 (OP)
Aren't filibusters more of a Senate thing? Anyways, good for him, nothing wrong with a proper filibuster even for a dumb cause. Corey Booker is a retard but I respected him actually doing one for a bit rather than the pussy-assed "Please clap" threat of filibuster formality that is used to kill bills most of the time.

>>509402032
It's called the magic minute. The only limitation is your bladder and bowels.

>>509402032
The House has something called "magic minute" which allows a majority/minority leader to speak almost indefinitely.
It isn't technically a filibuster but it is similar to one.

>>509402127
>>509402146
Word, thanks anons

Hakeem was raised by his uncle who traveled the country speaking about how blacks are superior to whites because of melanin. Melanin makes their skin black and whites don't have melanin, so you see, blacks are more intelligent than whites.
/qed

>>509401846
Only reason laws and regulations are being made is because we have browns that can't handle civilization. If America was all white you could leave your bike unlocked and raise chickens in your front yard.

>>509402146
Ridiculous country

>>509401846
>folks

>>509401539 (OP)
You'd be surprised how fast those things fill up.

>>509402407
I'm pretty sure they have staffers for that. The cameras aren't showing his lower half

>>509401539 (OP)
Hakeem is a less charismatic version of Cory Booker.

>>509402341
Your country IDs when buying silverware, arrests people for defending themselves against burglars in their own homes, and has an openly-stated policy of harsher punishments for white people. Glass houses, nigger, our legislative quirks don't hold a candle to the ridiculousness of the UK.

>>509402482
I'm not a fan of him using "strategic" pauses every 6 words while he "strategically" flips through his binder slowly a couple of times only to land back on the same page he began on.

>>509402032
Political theatrics are more retarded than niggerball. This is not government, this is a show put on to entertain jews.

I guess the kikes like theatre and faggotry so much because their entire existence is fabricated.

>>509401539 (OP)
>Unconstitutional?!
are you some sort of fucking retard? This is explicitly Constitutional, legal and allowed. Jefferies might be a nigger but he has a right to speak and Trump's gay bill for mandatory Palantir social credit scores doesn't deserve to be law.

>>509402858
Thanks for the engagement anon

>>509402482
true, fancy meme guy was better.

I went to bed last night when Massie had just flipped to No, making it 4 no's and like 9 not voted, meaning they would need to flip two and get all the not-voted in.

Did something change? Massie and another No vote both flipped and everyone else came in? And now Jefferies is trying to filibuster to an empty chamber for no reason?

>>509403207
The jam broke at about 3am this morning. The votes are there, we're just waiting for this retard to go take a shit now.

>>509402815
Filibusters have been around since the beginning, when Jews had minimal influence other than elements of the slaveholding South, and the electorate was entirely white men. It's a normal and healthy part of the process. I think what's chafing at you is probably the modern media coverage and the way that people get so emotionally involved in the minutiae. As if it's some historic and profound moment, and as if they had anything to do with it themselves.

When the reality is, so Jeffries has an apparent procedural technicality to exploit as long as his bladder and voice hold out. Maybe he puts on a strong enough effort to annoy his colleagues in to granting him some level of win, maybe he doesn't. World keeps spinning, and there'll be another bill next sessWW1ion that somebody finds worth filibustering.

Didn't this arsehole have like a day long speech for attention when trump got in? By the end he was dancing from foot to foot you could tell he was about to piss his pants

>>509403985
He's the opposition minority leader, which means he's in charge of the party that is in the minority in the House of Representatives and thus one of the leaders against Trump's administration.

Since his faction is the minority, they don't have enough seats or votes to actually counter or stop any unified Republican push to pass something. Republicans have the majority, slim as it is, so as long as few or no Republicans vote now, they can ram through any bill they want. There is a thing called the filibuster in the Senate, where minority opposition can essentially try and talk for long enough to run out the voting clock on a bill, so long as they don't sit down or leave the podium. The House doesn't have this, but instead has a "magic minute" which is essentially the Minority party's opportunity to speak about a bill being voted on.

He can't ACCOMPLISH anything with his speaking, his hope I think is just to bloviate for like, a full 24 hours specifically so he can prevent the GOP from taking back the floor and voting on the bill today, thus preventing Trump from getting his optics show of signing it on Independence Day, tomorrow.

The problem is, the House Majority can just force a break if they want and then vote while he's still talking, or they can just wait until midnight and do their vote anyway. I don't see how he keeps speaking for another 12+ hours.

What are they even talking about for hours? Are they just reciting poetry?

>>509403207
Trump basically paid the No's off that shit is no longer an issue.

>>509405104
>What are they even talking about for hours?
Nothing important. It's mostly bloviating for the cameras because there's no one actually IN the House chambers to care, it's basically completely empty except for the 6 or so people you can see on the camera. So it's not meant to convince anyone, and obviously there's not much you can do speech-wise for an unprepared and off-the-cuff 20-hour rant that would constitute a compelling production, so it really is just him spouting all the stuff he doesn't like. "The bill will ramp up deportation on steroids!" "The bill will destroy Planned Parenthood!" "Immigrants we give aid to will die!", shit like that.

>>509403985
You're thinking of Cory Booker lol
I almost made the same mistake
>>509404932 is an illiterate retard

>>509401539 (OP)
> Unconstitutional
I swear migas only started pretending to understand politics a year ago kek

>>509401539 (OP)
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBYRiK7sOAo
come and see the show

>>509405353
I saw that they, at least on paper, broke. I don't know why, my hope is actually it was the other way around, that by holding out their vote people like Clyde and Massie (for all Trump calls them names) could get in his ear about making 2A stuff like abolishing the NFA a priority in exchange for their vote.

I don't think any of them would just take a payday, but the GOP and Trump needed their vote more than they needed the payoff, and Clyde became a 2A crusader in the last week, so my hope is we see some big bills on those issues rammed through once they're back from vacation.

>>509405359
Anon, Cory Booker and Hakeem Jefferies are literally the same person.

>>509405353
He paid them off by guaranteeing he would work to cut spending on solar and wind energy projects. Or at least work to eliminate their tax breaks (something the senate added).

>>509401539 (OP)
>muh long speaches! So epic and democratic!
This shit is an embarrassing performance and insults the intelligence of everyone involved at every level.

>>509405593
>Cory Booker and Hakeem Jefferies are literally the same person
Have they ever been seen in the same room together?

>>509402032
Seems like 8 hours is the cap. A lot of self harm to attempt to delay the unstoppable force of time

>>509401539 (OP)
ook ook ook! eek eek eek!

All I hear.

>>509401539 (OP)
Show me in the Constitution where it says he can't wear a bladder bag, retard.

You dipshits have played "Hurrr - if it isn't explicitly forbidden: It's allowed!" for so long in bad faith that you are about to be straight fucked with how badly you'll hurt when people with brains start playing that game.

>>509405877
There is no cap, but the House Speaker can force a break, because it's not actually a filibuster. He doesn't do so because it's noon and literally none of the GOP is even in the chamber right now.

>>509405877
He’s anal-retentive so it’s fine

>>509405627
oh my god so honorable so true.
>>509405593
sorry bud two more weeks its all I could do for you

>>509401539 (OP)
>the retarded obama

>>509405358
Could as well generate and recite Lorem ipsum then

>>509402341
You have a king lol

the faces of the damned

>>509405922
The Sargent at Arms maintains the decorum of the chamber. A member voluntarily wearing a non-medically required device to allow himself to urinate in public could be determined to be a violation of decorum.

:(

>>509406148
Members have read the dictionary before during filibusters

Good job, democrats.

>>509401539 (OP)
if he does this, even though he's a nigger, props to him. if whites had the level of retardation a dedicated nigger does, it would be a better world

think she is watching this thread?

>>509401680
Yeah, you would know, faggot. lol

>>509402341
>Ridiculous country

I'm sorry, the country where "Parliament" is just a bunch of fucking retards saying some dumb shit like "Speaker, please hear me! We need more migrants!" and then the whole room erupts into cheers and boos like it's a fucking debate club...yeah, we're the ridiculous country. Bro, fuck off.

>>509406148
Sure, for all the good it would do. They can basically say whatever, since the goal presently is just to try and hold the floor for as long as they can to potentially delay the vote, thus messing Trump's plan of signing the bill at 9AM tomorrow.

But, you know, they can literally vote on it at midnight or later, and it wouldn't change anything.

>>509406202
can't see it, can't be considered decorum. you act like you're the first one to think of this, that's a sign of a white-passing nigger who hasn't been around niggers enough to know you aren't white or black

>>509402472
Would be hilarious if a staffer tripped changing his catheter and gets shot and piss all over them on live TV and into the archives of the U.S. Library of Congress record for eternity

>>509406236
>sheeeit if only you knew how bad it do be

>>509406424
You don’t think urinating in front of other people in public goes against decorum? And you dare call me a nigger?

>>509401539 (OP)
he reminds me of preston garvey

>>509405922
>You dipshits have played "Hurrr - if it isn't explicitly forbidden: It's allowed!" for so long in bad faith that you are about to be straight fucked with how badly you'll hurt when people with brains start playing that game.

Let me know when you find one, or actually just KYS.

imagine caring about all this theater. Both parties are united in destroying the country with debt, they differ simply in the specifics

let the man who has not slacked off on the day before a 3-day weekend cast the first stone

>>509402341
>Ridiculous country
It's funny when you realize that filibustering comes from running impromptu non-military armed blockades on foreign countries by private citizens.

The word filibustering comes from unsanctioned piracy done by american citizens.

>>509401539 (OP)
https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/behead-all-satans-mnm-dr/1122270988

>>509406202
>non-medically required device
Are you a doctor?

>>509401866
These people are not ready for that Red Pill

>>509406902
Don’t play dumb. We all know this nigger is peeing his pants on purpose.

>>509406103
I get the same vibe.

>>509407000
If you're wealthy enough to afford your own private doctor out of pocket everything is medically necessary.

You can buy pure methamphetamine from your doctor if you have enough money. Heroin is perfectly legal if you pay your doctor enough money. Do you think a piss bag is beyond the ability for a congressman to afford?
If he can afford it, it's necessary.

>>509407662
I hope someone kicks him right in the piss bag. Filthy nigger

>>509401539 (OP)
If this were actually true, it would be very funny if he got something like deep vein thrombosis and dropped dead. Anyhow, I doubt anyone is going to be talking about this on Friday.

>>509406429
I agree with you.

>>509406534
Thank you for joining my thread today. You made me lol.

>>509401539 (OP)
Based
He is in a way trying to save the republican party. Obviously he is fighting for all of us, but this bill will kill any support for republitards
this bill passes and they will never hold office ever again.
The damage this bill is going to do will reverberate through generations.
Might as well just become a one party country because repubs are donezo

>>509407965
Piss Bag Jeffries

>>509401539 (OP)
this guy thinks hes at church right now

>>509405877
There's no self-harm. Stopping the bill would be a good thing.

The record is 8 hours and 32 minutes. At 12:26 PM he will break the record. He is currently at 8 hours and 24 minutes at the time of this post.

Can we see him get eaten by alligators

>>509410750
He is.

>>509405877
He's past the hour mark now. 8 hours and 27 minutes. Five more minutes to break the record set in 2021.

>>509411736
*8 hour mark

>>509401539 (OP)
The founding fathers never intended for niggers, brown people, and women to be in Congress.

>>509401539 (OP)
how little does this guy pee that a single bag can hold 2 days worth?

>>509409877
Bro, it's really too soon to be posting that.

HE JUST BROKE THE RECORD

>>509402032
Why’s this dumb nigger doing this? What point is he trying to prove other than being disgustingly retarded?

The bill's success will be the Democrat's undoing in 2026 so he's trying to outlast a few Republicans with vacation plans.

>>509401539 (OP)
Love him or hate him, you can't put a price on that dedication to the American people. God bless the filibuster!

>>509412443
the previous record was held by a republican
but you had no issue about this before

>>509402482
This man need to be president

>>509412567
Shutup leaf

>>509412458
>The bill's success

>>509412964
You're going to have to get a job for Medicaid lol

He's done.

>>509401539 (OP)
let a nigga speak
he's saving you money for Israel

>>509401539 (OP)
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does he have
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Condoms and diapers weren't invented until after 1789.

Mike Johnson is about to speak for 9 hours

>>509412964
Social Security will be tax free
No tax on tips, OT
$1000 for new babies
ICE deportations supercharged
Massive employment boom
Pump gas cheap
Yes, 2026 is going to suck for you lol

>>509401539 (OP)
>Unconstitutional?!
But enough about Trumps entire administration

>>509402407
I wouldn't know I'm not a morbidly obese ogre on 4chan I'm actually a success

>>509413653
Keep dreaming buddy. It's going to get worse.

>>509413813
You're doing the same thing we're all doing.

>>509413819
Good, the midterms are only gonna be that much more brutal for republicans

>>509413123
>>509413563
Wow, you really did drink the republican kool-aid didn't you.

>>509401539 (OP)
Dude holds the record now for the longest speech in the House. McCarthy(R) had held it since 2021 with a time of 8 hours and 32 minutes.

>>509415182
Where's the lie?