Thread 509418051

>visit European friend
>he says he made iced coffee
>it has brandy in it
>at 2pm
Why are Euros such alcoholics? Are they depressed?

>>509418051 (OP)
I never drink alcohol

>>509418051 (OP)
That's European culture. Fuck off back to America teetotaler.

>>509418051 (OP)
WINE FOR THE CIVILIZED
BEER FOR THE BARBARIANS

>>509418051 (OP)
Since the warm weather came, I only drink water at work, when I'm at home I only function on beer, gin tonic and aperol spritz, I only buy carbonated water for the mixing lmao

>>509418619
wine is for women

>>509418051 (OP)
I wait until at least 5 p.m. to get shitfaced

>>509418748
The wine drinking countries are fags and the beer drinking countries more based. The vodka drinking countries are alcoholics.

>>509418051 (OP)
Our beer is so shit that we became wine drinkers. I mainly drink German beer nowadays, and rarely touch the British stuff.

I don't drink

>>509418051 (OP)
>iced coffee
>brandy

what the hell? your friend is a serial killer or some shit

>>509418748
Gay Mutt go home.

>>509418051 (OP)
Red countries are fucking gay.

>>509419023
I remember Thornbridge beers being good.

So spaniards are based trad North Evropeans and bongs are filthy medniggers?

Back when people did not understand what bacteria are, you had two choices: Drink water or drink fermented beverages. Water could possibly kill you, alcohol would make you drunk. Asians knew better, they made Tea.

>>509418748
what do your homeless winos drink?

does wine include cider?

>>509418051 (OP)
>European friend
>iced coffee
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It's one thing to call us drunkards, but you're the only one who likes to rape coffee.

>>509419562
paint thinner filtered through a slice of bread

>>509419562
tinctures

>>509418619
wine is for low T males..

>>509418748
Depends.

I love Buckfast. Cheap per unit, high caffeine, and can drink it like water without having to hold back every time. Prevents me blacking out and can drink throughout the whole day If I wanted. It's weird because things like four loco do nothing for me and I black out just like all other drinks after a while - I swear those monks are adding more than caffeine to their drinks.

>>509418250
That's because you are not Swedish and you need to go back.

>>509419023
>Our beer is so shit that we became wine drinkers
teenage girl typed this post.

>>509418051 (OP)
by 2pm you should be on your sixth beer already

>>509420353
How's glasgow?

>>509418051 (OP)
Wine is based
Hard liquor is for degenerates
Beer is for faggots

>>509418051 (OP)
You are just a short brown cuck, that's your problem, not ours

>>509418051 (OP)
in the morning sure but 2pm is fine if you're done for the day/it's your day off

>>509420678
a classy gentleman waits until at least fajfoklok to start hitting the booze

>>509418051 (OP)
It was probably just a little dash of liquor, you sissy. Be careful when you try some local desserts, wouldn't want you to get drunk.

>>509419489
Wine is the traditional drink while your eating, taking meal.
Beer is the traditional drink while you get out, you go party or share a drink with the friends in a bar.
I'd say is a 50/50 situation here.
But yes theres is a whole culture around "tomarse una caña" (beer) in spain.

>>509420530
Shithole. Why do you think I drink?

Get drunk on cider and start a fight with someone drunk on beer and you'll win the fight and realise how beer is full of female hormones and isn't a fighting mans drink.

>>509419562
they do drink cheap wine if they cant afford any better option

>>509418619
i be drinkin moonshine fren

>>509421330
>on cider
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZAGdEsCjn8

>>509418051 (OP)
And the baltics claim they didn’t belong in the Soviet Union

>>509418051 (OP)
>Nordics prefer wine over beer.
Scandinavia has fallen.

>>509421816
>belong
were forced into, bladorus

>>509418051 (OP)
I haven't had a single drop of alcohol in 10 years, and never did drink to begin with. Not solo, and not with friends.


It's another overrated cope out trap, just like weed. I do however will admit I am a hypocrite as I use Modafinil on occasion when I feel lazy, and unable to get things done

>>509421020
I thought "cerveza" meant beer.

>>509421909
Look at the map, mein neger. Clearly they belonged in glorious CCCP whether they wanted it or not, and that’s a verifiable fact.

>>509422044
my point exactly, they didn't want to
too bad they buckbroke you people into identifying with them
but as new generations come, maybe that will change too

>>509418051 (OP)
>Scandinavia
>wine
Can you really farm grapes that far in the north?

>>509418051 (OP)
We can daydrink without turning into Bam Margera after he met Ville Valo.

>>509421330
That really dry cider is good but anything else is way too sweet.

>>509421020
>tomarse una caña
How the fuck did that become a thing? It sounds so much like Cuban slag it threw me off you guys use that.

>>509422272
>Can you really farm grapes that far in the north?
In the southern part but it's shit.
We import wine from France and Italy mostly.

UK WINE?!!??!?

>>509418051 (OP)
>a dash of grappa in the coffee
muh alcoholics

>>509421330
Based and ciderpilled
Beertits btfo

>>509421816
Soviet culture persists here in a thousand ways. I troll my wife about this all the time. She "hates Russians" but cooks Russian cuisine literally all the time.

>>509425475
>She "hates Russians"
Does she also hate brown people?

>>509418051 (OP)
Wine drinkers are sissies
Beer drinkers are real men
Spirits drinkers are broke ass dysgenics

>>509418051 (OP)
When did Spain switch from wine to beer? Wtf?

>>509427538
imagine defending beer lmao
enjoy your beer gut
wanna get drunk? hope you have 4 cases!

>>509427758
Spain is one of the world's great wine producing nations. You wouldn't know that since you're an uneducated Mexican hiding in Texas or whatever.

>>509427955
>needs 4 cases
nobody drinks your 1% pissbeer here lmao

>>509427538
I am from Somerset in England's West Country . . . .you forgot an important drink.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72U3UbfJG40

>>509418051 (OP)
Absinthe is the white mans drink of choice.

>>509418051 (OP)
eastern euros go right for the hard stuff, based. That's how I drink even though I'm almost all NW European ethnicity. I like Moskovskaya but can't find the big bottles anymore so now it's Sobieski. Don't care for potato vodka, tastes weird. Wheat / Rye is best.
>>509425475
I want to visit balt land, seems like it's nice and empty. I don't care for being around other people.

>>509419023
Paulaner is great.

alcohol literally damages your brain
maybe that's why all the leaders are importing the hordes of browns
they all have brain damage from all the drugs and alcohol they consume

>>509428070
>1% pissbeer
American craft beer is very good. Second only to English real ale

>>509428493
>t. Sandzak muslim

>>509418051 (OP)
fukken wine? wot
funny way of spelling vodka pal

>>509420327
Beer is filled with oestrogens

>>509428585
actually whiter than you, yusuf
keep drinking, I'm sure that will save g*rmany

>>509428559
ok now drink 4 cases of it

>>509428070
you can't afford it

>>509419023
Lager is for teenagers and faggots, have a proper British beer retard, we've been producing ale in this country for millenia

>>509418051 (OP)
You are a slave.
Being drunk midday is ok, because we don't need to drive a car to survive.
Do you understand now, bugman?

>>509428846
>ok now drink 4 cases of it
no thanks, a six pack of this will get you going pretty good. I drink your country's vodka mainly. Beer has become outrageously expensive where I live and it makes you fat

>>509428229
I drink hard because it tastes like awesome fire. Wine and beer are for women/fatsos.

>>509418619
This.
Christ blood.
Everything else is for barbaric pagans.

>>509429006
>a proper British beer
best in the world for sure. If you like beer a slow pour of a real ale from a real tap is as good as it gets. I've actually been to where they brew old peculiar.

>>509421020

When I was in Portugal it seemed like beer was more popular. So it's probably the same at Spain.

God do I miss this stuff.

Just tea for me. Being sober 24/7 is like a superpower in a world of drugs and drink.

>>509418250
Kinda hard to drink anything when you don't have a mouth - stomach - anus

>>509428229
Well the empty part is empty indeed. Latvia is basically only Riga now. Everyone is moving to Riga and near Riga. So the rest of the country is empty as fuck. You can drive an hour and never see a gas station or anything much else. Also we have gravel roads across the entire country.

>>509428772
I knew this retarded comment was coming, I saw it a mile away..

>>509429250
stop sucking up you cringe faggot. i guarantee you can find something better at your local liquor shop

wine countries are white countries

Wine often gives me weird, horrid nightmares, not to mention brutal hangovers, which is why I only have a glass once in a while after a steak dinner.

Why wine? You can't sip it like beer else you get turboblasted quickly, you can't take shots because it's not strong enough and most have sugar which just makes the hangover worse (plus red wine has some additional shit that makes it worse)

>>509418051 (OP)
What the fuck happened in Scandinavia? homoniggers

>>509429549
>sucking up
did you miss the part where I said american craft beer is extremely good? I'm stating objective truth, and not talking to you anyway bitch so STFU
>>509429431
>the rest of the country is empty as fuck. You can drive an hour and never see a gas station or anything much else. Also we have gravel roads across the entire country.
sounds amazing

>>509429250
>real ale from a real tap is as good as it gets
I've been to a few real ale festivals and they are bloody good.
Pay your entrance, get your commemorative mug and a book of 'raffle tickets' (the different colours are correspond to different strength beers) . . .hand over a ticket, fill up your mug and away you go.

Got a bit pissed up once and joined in with the Morris Dancers, good on them they didn't seem to mind.

Beer is shit. Wine is the best casual drinke.

>>509429834
The only reason Britain is listed as a wine country is because obese chav whores have been drinking their weight in cheap rose wine on a nightly basis for about a decade now. Ive never seen a man drink a glass of wine in a pub here in my life.

I stopped drinking because it started to feel like heavy drinking (0.7l 20% a day, sometimes 2 bottles of wine a day) was starting to give me dementia. 38y old, stopped 4 months ago and I still don't feel fully functional again.

>>509429834
Scotch for me and beer needs to be at around 6% at least or might as well just have a cola, cider or glass of milk. cheers.

you finnish still do homebrews right? I tried that stuff with sugar, water and turbo yeast, lots of good times with that, much better with orange juice but man the smell is puke lol.

>>509430366
How long did you drink for

>>509428846
In has its 5% alcohol but tastes like it was watered down very heavily. I really don't get how it even could get so popular
>t. tried Coors and Miller

>>509430402
since 18 basically. Sometimes less, sometimes more. The worst was my early 20s to cope with depression. All I did was play mmorpgs, get drunk and smoke hookah. Sometimes I was so drunk while playing I didn't even remember what my guild and I accomplished. I was highly functional while drunk though and still the best at pvp in our top 1% guild kek

Late 20s I definitely did drink less, but when my kid almost died when he was 5 months old 3 years ago I started to drink more again.

>>509429006
and fucked it up royally at times. picrel
>>509430271
there are a lot of women and not just chavs who drink cheap white wine at problem levels

>>509430393
>you finnish still do homebrews right? I tried that stuff with sugar, water and turbo yeast, lots of good times with that, much better with orange juice but man the smell is puke lol.
Yes it's called kilju and it can be downright vile, but even the worst quality stuff is not half-bad if you let it sit for a couple of weeks or a month so all the shit falls to the bottom

>>509430602
Memory loss happens and it gets scary. Depression is also terrible. We are just meant to be sober and unhappy.

>>509430987
I did a lot of shit and besides some space voodoo magic therapy what helped me best was supplementing vitamin D (I've been highly deficient) and taking absurd quantities of creatin, like 30g per day. Nowadays I am fine and when I drank this year I drank because I liked the taste, not because I wanted to get boozed (actually the annoying part) so quitting was easier. Having kids definitely helped with my depression as well.

>>509428559
>American craft beer is very good

Can't fuckin stand IPA anymore-why dafuq is it 90% of the 'craft beers' on the shelf...is it cheaper to brew or just some midwit copycat marketing BS behind it?

Belgian ales, stouts, porter, or any strong German beer is the true Viking's choice. Otherwise just pillage some cider from those britblokes wot?

>>509418051 (OP)
2PM?
I'm drinking bailey's with my morning coffee.

>>509431397
>the true Viking's choice
try half German ice bock and half mead

>>509431297
Happy for you. I am 36 and a year sober today and have never been more miserable, which is why I drank so much alcohol in the first place. I think I'd feel better if I had my own family, but I'm just unwell.

>>509431709
Life is not meant to be lived sober, if alcohol is not for you try weed

>>509431297
>>509431709
If you are a heavy drinker and you just stop . . . is it true you get seizures and shit, it's one thing I'm worried about.

>>509430859
That's the stuff 'kilju', I never let the stuff settle, so an improvement to be made to the brew next time I try.

>>509422272
>he's never had swedish wine
You should immediately import some to your country. This could serve as a stepping stone for increased business between our peoples, also helping Sweden's export business and GDP growth.

>>509431779
Weed makes my brain race and makes me feel insane. Alcohol quieted everything down and made me happy at first, but I gradually began to have absolutely zero control and tried drinking myself to death twice. It wasn't always so bad. It was switching to Jaegermeister instead of just beer when things really went downhill, but im the type of drunk that chases the drunk instead of enjoying the journey. Im only happy when im asleep.

>>509431877
I was having full on body spasms from drinking. You should go to the hospital if youre worried. I mean that very seriously. If you are physically addicted you may die.

>>509431877
I am unironically and legitimately a licensed therapist in Germany. Tell me how much you're drinking and I can tell you if you're in any danger if you were to quit on the spot.

>>509418051 (OP)
How do you guys make your ice coffee?

>>509432409
cold brew is best to avoid the coffee becoming too acidic. Easier on the stomach as well as better taste. Leave in the fridge overnight.

>>509431929
Kilju is basically exclusively made by alcoholics and kids so it's always consoomed instantly and never left to settle, that's why it has such a bad reputation of taste and smell (though not sure the smell ever really goes away, maybe just becomes less intense)

Just went out and had a few beers on the river, saw a muskrat, a bunch of turtles, a heron, a beaver and other miscellaneous animals! I wish the government would give me back my swans :(

>>509432505
Yeah, I usually just put grounds in a French press without the plunger.


Also, team beer.

>>509432669
did you know you can reheat your iced coffee in any way you like (pot, microwave oven, etc.) and get a great tasting regular coffee that's also easy on the acid? Should give it a try if you haven't

>>509432217
>>509432284
Shit, I'm a bit worried now.
I've drunk about a litre or so a day of 7.5% Cider, for about 12 years, a year ago I lost my job and I drink 2 litres per day, up until a few months ago I used to add vodka to it and get through half a bottle per day.

I have tried to calm things down and add 50% water to my cider but I still drink 2 litres per day of cider.

>>509432914
I'm curious how can you afford to drink so much as cider probably isn't the cheapest option

>>509433044
I could afford it when I worked but now I am chomping through my savings.

>>509429431
>Well the empty part is empty indeed. Latvia is basically only Riga now

Sounds like a mini-me of NW USA...outside the globohomoist clusterfucks like Seattle and Portland there are hundreds of thousands of square miles of uncivilized frontier territories with gravel logging roads, and a few mountain men and injuns. Comfy, except for the occasional forest fires started by invading Calimutts looking to shoot at firefighters...

>>509433149
I don't want to encourage alcoholics but if your situation is whatever it is, considering brewing your own "wine" as then alcohol becomes practically free. Might be dangerous though to have such large quantities of alcohol at home freely available

>>509433350
>Might be dangerous though to have such large quantities of alcohol at home freely available
Yes it would be.

>>509432914
>I've drunk about a litre or so a day of 7.5% Cider, for about 12 years
This is fine in terms of seizure
>2 litres per day
this is borderline
>a few months ago I used to add vodka to it and get through half a bottle per day
this is bad

>I have tried to calm things down and add 50% water to my cider but I still drink 2 litres per day of cider.
You're doing fine. Best way to avoid seizures is reducing your drinking bit by bit. If you were to bring it down by another liter of 50/50 mix you could probably quit it altogether without seizures.

>>509433693
If you legit know this stuff, what amount of alcohol over what period of time enters seizure-territory? I'd imagine body weight is a large factor and you didn't ask about anon's weight

>>509419023
Paulaner Weissbier is some good shit.

>>509418051 (OP)
>>509418384
>>509418619
>>509420570
Isn't alcohol the very reason whites age like shit and have no spine ?

>>509418051 (OP)
goy

>>509418051 (OP)
alcohol is goyslop that gives you bitch tits and a toad belly

>>509433693
>If you were to bring it down by another liter of 50/50 mix
That's the plan, I guess it's for a few months before I stop?
The reason I got worried was a few months ago my ankles started to swell, so I'm getting concerned, I don't want to go to the doctors as I don't want to spend time in a rehab clinic.
Thanks for your advice anon.

Muh alcohol

>>509432602
>I wish the government would give me back my swans :(

Based heron enjoyer.
But why did Castreau ban swans? Were they migrating from the south bearing scary semi-auto assault arms?

>>509433869
>I'd imagine body weight is a large factor and you didn't ask about anon's weight
it's not. Bodyweight is a factor when getting drunk because alcohol spreads throughout your body. However the rate of detoxification stays roughly the same no matter how much you weigh (~0.1 permille per hour). As such you see that the amount of alcohol consumed is more important than your bodyweight. You run a risk if you consume ~100g of pure alcohol per day over multiple years. 1L of 7.5% cider puts you at 60g per day which puts you at a low risk, if any. 2L of 7.5% cider make for 120g of pure alcohol per day which gets you into risky territory. Spiking that with half a liter of vodka of 40%? That's another 200g of alcohol on top for a total of 320g, that's dangerous.

However since britanon didn't quit cold turkey, but dialed his drinking down back to 2L of 3.75% 50/50 cider/water we're back at 60g of alcohol per day. Plus reducing the amount consumed per day rather than quitting cold turkey helps to avoid seizures. Best he could do is go from 2L a day down to 1L a day down to half a liter maybe and then stop, but even quitting after drinking 1L of 3.75% for a while should be considered quite safe.

>>509434277
try a water fast after you're sober, start with 2 days and see if you can make it to day 3. There's nothing better to detox from carbohydrate abuse.

>>509432826
>did you know you can reheat your iced coffee

what is the recommended iced coffee brewing procedure to achieve the best low acid taste?
Can't do acid anymore...too many flashbacks, man

>>509434277
Good luck bongbro, I recently weaned myself off the alcohol jew after 20 years of being a high functioning alcoholic. Once you've gone without out it for a week or two you'll wonder why you used to bother at all.

>>509434812
Every day over multiple years is an amount I luckily don't have to worry about, thanks for the info

>>509434812
>but dialed his drinking down back to 2L of 3.75% 50/50 cider/water
Not quite . . .even though I mix my cider now, for some reason I'm still drinking 2 litres of cider per day, so actually I'm drinking 4L of 50/50 mix.

>>509435034
Thanks, I will try that.

>>509435241
Cheers Bruce.

>>509418051 (OP)
>Are they depressed?
yes but that's not the point

>>509435308
>for some reason I'm still drinking 2 litres of cider per day, so actually I'm drinking 4L of 50/50 mix.
Well at least the water is keeping you hydrated. Mind you in the middle ages alcoholic beverages were one of the safest ways to hydrate yourself because the alcohol would kill of infectious bacteria. Watered down wine was very common even for children

>>509434812

the sheer quantities claimed consumed by some anons seem toxic unless they developed an almost superhuman tolerance...since you clearly must have observed a large sample of cases, what is your estimate of the role of genetics vs. social factors in runaway levels of consumption?

>>509435840
I live on my own in a remote village, so seizures and other shit worry me as nobody would notice if I collapsed, or even worse?
I will keep going, thanks anon.

>>509429549
I guarantee he can't. Cask ale done right is really good, it doesn't travel for shit, and it's like fucking hen's teeth around here.

>>509433044
>cider probably isn't the cheapest option
>7.5% cider
>litres
Calling it cider is a stretch. If you called it "HMRC optimised alcohol delivery system" you'd be closer to reality.