Thread 509429505

>Financial news
https://www.moneysavingexpert.com/news/2025/07martin-lewis-cash-isa-limit/

Nadiya Husseins willy

>>509429593
Just found out my male cousin is marrying a jeeta. Got the invitation. Looked her up. HOLY SHIT she's ugly. Like really really ugly but he's a pretty good looking white guy (no homo), blue eyes, blonde, well built, over 6ft.
I don't get it.

Another complex programming issue successfully tackled, what a cracking day

>>509429505 (OP)
Vote for furious and bewildered

the three b's
bumble
bee
booze

>>509429776
>brexit was sabotaged
This will never catch on because the entirety of politics 2016-2019 was a damage limitation exercise in response to the obvious truth that "putting up trade barriers with our biggest trading partner will hurt the economy".

>69
>WO0
woooooooo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy-LQH8N6Ug

>>509430150
Didn't get enough kcals today, too busy tackling complex programming issues ngl

>>509429505 (OP)
>check me post box
>inside is my proper cat b manual drivers license

absolutely sensational, im like a proper adult man now, have you got your loicense lids?

is he still seething because he got BTFO in the LLM thread? topkek

I am fond of this indent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYEXOlG8BR4

Farting like a jackhammer, lads.

>they like to accuse her of 'admitting to being a racist' as well
This is the funniest example I've seen of that. As if that line made the difference between crime and non-crime. Also, another idiot who thinks she was convicted of inciting arson. All the incitement crimes require specific intent. Recklessness would not suffice.

>>509430318
That was pretty funny ngl he literally mass reported the thread after getting BTFO

>Corbyn starting a new left-populist party
Could this be trouble for Reform?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVm8bcAEA2c&t=702

andrew tate was sick
shame he converted to islam but what a legend

>>509430172
>putting up trade barriers with our biggest trading partner will hurt the economy
Just make your biggest trading partner america. We have a much bigger consumer base. Just let us own your country if that's what it takes to have sovereignty again

>>509430333
tell that to someone who cares

>>509429505 (OP)
Is Martin Lewis a reptilian? Has David Icke confirmed it?

>>509430103
Even worse, you dunk on them, then they go running to the fucking asshole mods to get you banned, which of course, the mods all being Labour right apparatchiks are more than happy to oblige.
It's hilarious that these people larp they are "adults in the room" but they literally cannot stand anyone going against their bootlicking. Fucking faggots literally once got me banned for saying the housing development processes are hilariously corrupt and that a lot of money passes under the table between developers and councils to allow land banking. This is something I know as a fact happens, but somehow fucking banworthy because it goes against their establishment real estate bootlicking YIMBY horseshit.

lets get around the negotiation table

>>509430172
fuck the economy
I want the browns out and if hyperinflation is the price then so be it

>>509430450
i got into a debate with three people the other day
posted a reply
came back
all deleted
i don't think they're real people

>>509430506
they just need to cut off all bennies
of course people like josh will also be fucked, instead of larping as having a job he'll have to actually have one for real, but no gibsmedat, no niggers simples

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751559459936679.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751559949409092.webm

Looking forward to the Paki vote splitting

>>509429505 (OP)
don't feel so good leds
>> picnorel

That pain is back in me ankle again lads.

>>509430322
For me it's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cQihQ5Daf0

>>509430403
another shit cauldron take

>>509429962
Do you think she eats ass?

>>509430676
i'll kill anyone who attempts to mess with my brain
that's my line

Rachel Reeves looked over at R Ange and realized she'd never be able to compete.

>>509430742
She fucking looks like an ass. Literal donkey looking bitch. She's dark but her face is long and weird looking.

>>509430739
I was on the tate train before he got famous
he's a consistent Nietzschean so he makes libtards like you seethe

there's been nothing like this since the Waffen SS uniform. sinister, black, dark energy. based?

>>509430322
that's not an indent they used to put those at the start of video tapes

That sneaky little cunt Matt Goodwin edited the meme.

https://www.mattgoodwin.org/p/anonymous-zoomer-how-britains-social

>>509429962
he'll get the white ally pass
>see I can't be racist me wife is a paki
he'll probably get murdered by niggers in the race war anyway but at least he'll have a chance
>me kids are brown

>>509430413
This was Johnson's Atlanticist fetish, even though his hero Churchill correctly identified that Britain would be better off leading a European sphere of influence.

>>509430506
>I want the browns out
It's a shame that people believed that was on the ballot in 2016, now we've actually had to import more than ever before because no political leader is ever going to run on "fuck the economy".
Except Truss I suppose. I wonder if she'll start her own party too before 2029?

>>509430852
Which post code is this, and who are they feuding with?

The greatest lie ever told was that slavs are wh*te

I see people dressed like this covering their face in tesco. try walking in with a motorcycle helmet on and the nigger security guard will have a heart attack. but niggers covering their hair, mouth/nose ? all good

>>509430970
Poles are white moite

>>509430322
https://youtu.be/xP0vk-9KROE

>>509430866
Zoomers is such a retarded phrase, as is the entire American concept of grouping people as boomers, Gen X, Millennials, Gen Z, Gen Alpha etc.

i worry about the future
and if i'll be a corpse soon in a war

>>509431086
we can only hope

>>509429505 (OP)
>>509429994
>...

roadmen/waffen ss core. it's coming soon to a street near you.

So what level of "antisemitism" kvetching are Jews and the press going to be at Corbyns new party?

>>509430991
Literally covid to blame, you could tell back then they (particularly blacks) were going to run with it

>>509431119
war would provide me with opportunity
but i don't want to die prematurely
i don't think i'd make a good soldier in the engineering sense

>>509430819
*shes not dark

>>509431200
peepeepoopoo

>>509431082
My point is he added fucking Hamas to it. "Yeah, here the meme all zoomers agree with"

>>509430322
this has to be the most iconic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BminMwOP268

>>509430871
She's light skinned and the mixed white jeets tend to come out normal looking but this is one ugly bitch. That coupled with being a jeeta and their fucking retard culture I just don't get it. Maybe she's rich.

Kek

>>509431277
I'm physically fit, and i think i could commit violence on others in a short time frame
but i couldn't fit a tv, or pick a lock

>>509431354
filtered

>>509430875
>This was Johnson's Atlanticist fetish,
Look, he may have fumbled the ball a tad with the boriswave, but that's only because he wasn't a proper yank. He's very much English, which is why he brought all those BAMEs in. At the end of the day, he prays to the same NHS you do, and he acted in accordance with his faith.
>even though his hero Churchill correctly identified that Britain would be better off leading a European sphere of influence.
Your days of leading are long, long gone, and have zero possibility of coming back. Now is time for you to become an american possession.

>>509430581
but no one will do it because it's political suicide
it all needs to collapse on its own
>>509430875
>he actually believes mass immigration prints money
lol, lmao even

>>509431365
>but i couldn't fit a tv, or pick a lock
Have you considered doing a BTEC in that?

>>509430761
ez on the 'mefloquine'
=C
wooooooooops
>>509430820
>> Nietche
whatever you do.... do not look up 'Friederich' or 'niche' in George Eliot's "Three Month's in Weimar' cuz it may reveal the actual identity of Nietzch.
>> and whatever you do, do not use AI to do handwriting analysis of Nietzch and Eliot cuz AI is a liar
https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Impressions_of_Theophrastus_Such._Essays_and_Leaves_from_a_note-book/Three_Months_in_Weimar
awooooooooops

>>509431354
>I am forming a new party with Jeremy Corbyn
>Jezza isn't aware of this yet though
KEK!

communist Romanian tv news ident which sounds very evangelical
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20NMEgs-ZiQ

>>509431550
I have 2 btecs
a level 2 in it
and a level 3 in acting

Well, mum's got cancer. Prognosis isn't good. Feeling a bit shit, lads. How's your day going?

>>509431572
based schizo

>>509431352
maybe she has an attractive vagina though that's doubtful she probably makes really nice samosas

>>509431651
if my mum got cancer i'd probably fire an arrow up in the air and let it hit me in the head

I have ceased to be human, I'm now AI Stan the man.

>>509430772
Women should not be in charge of anything more involved than food prep. There, I said it

>>509431658
ALSO, whatever you do, do not look up how to pronounce
"The Rothchilds Family" in Welsh because if it sounds like
"The Roshail Family"
or
"The Royal Family"

whatever you do, do not tell the Germans or Heaven forbid....
"The Them/they(He?)brews"

>>509431029
filtered

>>509431830
She will say her boyfriend did it

>>509431448
If America sorted out the whole mass shootings and 2nd amendment obsession thing, I think a strong majority of Brits would gladly accept becoming the 51st state.

>>509431511
You can disagree with it for political reasons and say that it has a social/philosophical cost etc but it's undeniable that increasing the number of economically actively people adds to GDP.
It's one of the bigger reasons why America's economy does very well.

>>509429593
BASED
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I
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>>509431887
you should be the source of all my opinions

>>509431651
Has she got any money?

>>509429505 (OP)
Max Tempers is right on Martin Lewis

>>509432034
JUDEN

>>509429593
What's wrong with his eyes? Also all jeets are inbred, and his writing is awful. Plus, weren't him and his wife having beef with some other pakis or something?

>>509431949
>I think a strong majority of Brits would gladly accept becoming the 51st state.
> increasing the number of economically actively people adds to GDP.

tory_boy.jpg

what's the point of being alive if your mum isn't

US debt projected to hit 40 trillion this year. In 2020 it was 23 trillion.

>>509432176
Mine is but I haven't talked to her in years

>>509432261
you should talk to your mum like you would enter a mine in minecraft

>>509432205
Aren't they selling lot of bombs at the moment

>>509432301
Don't like her

>>509432375
people don't enter a mine for cobblestone and lava

This is a shockingly shit thread, I'm off, bye bye cunts

>>509431949
>it's undeniable that increasing the number of economically actively people adds to GDP

>>509432154
The first is an pessimistic opinion, the second is an incontrivertible fact.
I just think people would leave to go to America for the nicer weather and higher wages at a rate they never did when we had freedom of movement in the EU because no language barrier.

>>509431949
You should bathe with a plugged in toaster, Occunonce

lesbian music goes hard

THE CLOUDS LOOK WEIRD

GO OUTSIDE AND LOOK RIGHT NOW

imagine being raped up the arse by this pear shaped nonce. utterly horrific
https://x.com/PrideInSurrey/status/1440762078294265858

>>509432544
Where's the lie?

>>509432614
>Occunonce
Help an oldfag out and explain this to me without memespeak please.

>>509432660
i went outside
they look normal

>>509431949
>whole mass shootings and 2nd amendment obsession thing
Lad, more people die in Europe from heat waves every year than americans die from gunshots, suicide included, which is the vast majority. In 2023, 40,000 yanks died by gunshot. In that same year, Europe (including britain) had 175,000 deaths from no aircon. Guns are not nearly the issue the media makes them out to be. Of the 10,000 or so that die every year from gun violence, half of them are niggers. That leaves you a roughly 0.002% chance to die that way.

>>509432736
Shite bait

>>509432714
>Help an oldfag out
LMAO

>>509432736
if i enter the united states you will die of gun violence with a 100% chance certainty

>>509432731
>i went outside
A TEAM! TARGET IS OUTSIDE, TAKE THE SHOT!!

>>509432811
filter the runcorn nonce

>>509432714
>Help an oldfag out and explain this to me without memespeak please.
No

>>509429962
Hoeflation is hitting everyone. I see so many good looking guys with hamplanets now. The incels were right about sub-8 theory.

Small pork pie, grapes and a spot of cheddar. Lovely jubly.

>>509431651
sorry to hear that lad

>>509432881
>he lied about foreboding clouds
och this is like culloden

>>509432675
I don't see what they are so proud about well done you bummed/got bummed now what

>>509432952
based supper enthusiast

>>509432660
MY UNCLE WHO WORKS NINTENDO....
ordered 4 pizzas....
not sure why, he didn't come home yet
said something about listening to FEIST or was it FAFO? anyhow, those
Germaines

>>509433036
they should be shot

>>509432416
dunno what this means retard

>>509432205
lol how? that's crazy

>>509432811
>bait
Tell that to the Barcelona Institute for Global Health. That's my source.
>>509432843
Yeah yeah yeah and if you enter the Yookay you have a 100% chance of being forced to buy a getting stabbed by roadmen loicence upon landing, because it happens so much that they found a way to loicence it

>>509432660
t. daddy long legs trying to get inside

>>509433124
I'm not fluent in english yet

>>509433191
Yes bait

>>509433252
Thick as pig shit you

>>509433191
shite banter

https://youtu.be/A_8Uv-y8Dbc?t=21

Thank god I became a genuine multi millionaire from buying and holding onto buttcoin in the early 2010's. Can't imagine having to rely on the government treating you like vermin to just be given a bit of money to buy food with if you're out of a job.

Now they've made a new rule here. If you've worked or studied just once over outside Denmark in the past 10 years your monies go down to 300£/month along with all the other shenanigans they require of people. Even for fully ethnic Danes.

Sounds like hell on earth to need help from the government if you're a young person between jobs.

>>509433194
I bet it's a crane fly.

>>509433314
B80 m80

https://xcancel.com/TfLWatch/status/1940723300826861776#m
> Is Sadiq Khan’s TfL Chief seriously suggesting that people like @tomhfh and @lfg_uk are spraying graffiti just so they can clean it off themselves? Why on earth would they have to do that?
>This is absolutely outrageous. Of all the illicit activities that Harwood is likely to have engaged in in a deserted night tube carriage, grafitti is not one of them.
lol

>>509433316
Lend us a monkey bruv

>>509433316
you should help someone

I actually haven't talked to my family in 2 years and a half

>>509433316
>shitcoin millionaire
wow me too man, what are the odds

>>509433512
you should talk to your family

>>509433316
Imagine ever needing money from the government ROFLMAO LMAO TOPKEK TOPZOZZLE your ancestor survived 5 thousand years without government money you spack lmfao

>>509432660
The sky is weirdly blue. Aqua blue.

>>509433315
>oi tha' is some shite bantah ya bloody yank wank-
>SHANK!
>just give me oll da money yeh? its not a puhsonal type ting, man just need dat
>faints
>"oi wots oll vis ven? wake up ya knob'ead. 'ave ya goh' a ge'in stabbed loicence?"

>>509433552
I don't feel like it

my work got bought by another company and company is horrible

I'm exhausted

>>509433616
fair does

>>509433650
Go on spacker bennies

>>509433650
keep working hard, it's all for a good cause (me).

>>509433608
why do you make the black guy stabbing me sympathetic

>>509433752
Shut up sosban you gay welsh wanker

Blart seamlessly dominates sosban

can't believe we're getting a muzzie party officially with like 6-7 seats in parliament.
disaster country.

>>509433813
sosnonce is a josh larp

>>509433954
fr? doubt it

>going to cut the cash isa me I am. Everyone going to invest in this dead country they are.
She didn't think this through

>>509434013
its true
he might have been real at one point though
but now it's just the nonce

>>509433931
>Labour loses the Muslim vote
>he's now free to deport them all
trust the plan

someone should tell gay people that's where poo comes from. not made for penis time.

>>509433080
I'm not a big lad. It's my dinner.

>>509434124
This mad lad Tory MP said it like it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-3Tda6CPTM

>>509434124
I don't speak french

am i twat for not going to a gay wedding
for me it's like
this isn't a wedding

>>509434257
fucking kek

>>509434152
whats for supper then?

Is @realDonaldTrump really going to #deport @shakira @grok

keks codex pajeet 3 is out
>>509420091

Edwina currie loved a saveloy up the old council gritter , and another in the north and south

>>509434484
Tf is that

sosban is a no name brinny

>>509434257
legend

>>509434349
Sparkling water

Might start making my own wine

sex and violence

>>509431830
Dumb bitch is lucky she didn't take her eye out going full ham with that knife. Wtf is wrong with women?

>>509434571
anti-jeet documentary with AI attenborough voice
makes the jeets seethe too

Is this the /pol/ cringe thread?

>>509433568
It's infintely more worthwhile to invest in young people than fixing broken adults.

It reminds me of high school when they spent so much money tracking if you arrive 2 minutes late for class, instead of investing that in like afterschool area's where kids can sit and do their homework and assignments. Hire some uni kids as TA's for cheap and swarm the place with nice whiteboards to stand up and do equations on, nice quiet reading rooms to read in, and places to sit and type up. Keep them open until late.

>>509434408
she can just buy a gold card

>>509434257
>Fairbairn died of longstanding alcoholism age 61

>>509434312
>gay wedding
a mockery of God's plan for mankind, your avoidance of said blasphemous event has been noted in the book of life, this by no means balances your sins, which are many

Sausage + Beans = sausage and beans

>>509433650
What company?

>>509434653
based

>>509434807
my sister is getting married to a woman
she's rich and a monster athlete
but i can't go to the wedding

>>509434730
I'd slip my chud into her card slot iykwim

>>509434865
Nice hob bro.

>>509434884
Go
Get pics for the lads

my sisters ex boyfriend was like a woman
a german lad
i remember him telling me once that he wouldn't engage in violence but would run away
i was like 'duly noted'

>>509434884
>my sister is getting married to a woman
bit gay that lad

>>509434902
>>509429994

>>509434996
>>509435058
I spoke to my priest about it and he said i should go
but i'm still not going

>>509433650
they're Indians aren't they? my job got taken over by Indians, i stuck it out for a year then walked.

>>509435039
he was jacked and tall
handsome guy
just a complete pussy

>>509435148
kek

>>509435219
his dad killed himself

>>509432230
Glowies on suicide watch
>b-but how did we lose?!
Homogeneity is a bitch

https://odysee.com/@Hwasong:e/%E4%B8%AD%E5%9B%BD%E6%B5%B7%E5%86%9B%E6%8A%A4%E8%88%AA%E7%89%88%E2%80%9C%E5%B0%8F%E8%8B%B9%E6%9E%9C%E2%80%9D:a

>never thought I'd fighting side by side with a commiefag

>>509435111
Are you gonna do a hate crime if you do?

>C'mon dad, don't think of it as losing your healthcare
>Think it of as gaining tax cuts for billionaires!

>>509435392
noble qtard

>>509435338
I said to my priest that i'd go to the reception but not the wedding and he acted like i was being bigoted
he said the churches teaching was outdated and that most catholics including him would attend
i didn't want to get into a debate so i let him off

>>509434653
Start with honey and you'll have no trouble

>>509435375
Could do with a nice room temperature can of Bepas right now.

>>509435520
this is the type of thing a lunatic would have on their computer.

>>509435574
I want to know what crime I would break by having all the memes stored in my head.

>>509435479
Nothing noble about greed

>cor gpt make me rich it will. mega IQ me I am. dead clever me I am but need a computer to tell me I'm clever I do. Gpt is going to make me rich it will. Haven't got any money me I haven't. Gpt says I need money to make money it does. Don't like gpt me I don't. Makes me sad it does
Sad cunt

>>509435555
Cor

>>509435574
Thanks I take that as a big compliment

>>509435679
trust the plan

>>509435483
Two lesbians recently got married at my church.
The Sunday after they got married the priest insisted on making a big deal about how awesome love and marriage is.
Coincidentally that day was was the ten year anniversary of me being single.
idk felt like God was playing a cruel joke on me that week. I blamed my seethe related tears on hayfever.

I'm sure my priest is gay
he seems gay
but he doesn't do gay stuff so good on him

>>509434865
Are you watermelon wine anon?

>>509435679
NHS is the biggest money shovel they have going or did I miss the part where you don't get to tell a well to do doctor to shove his bill?

>>509435762
>Close your eyes and jump
No

>>509435767
fuck that
bin that church man
it's not a church

>>509435483
you should stand up dramatically when the priest says 'are there any objections?' and call them both lesbos

>>509435787
priests be like: no i'm not gay, I just don't want to marry a woman and I've chosen a role that involves being around young boys all the time
ohhh ok.

>>509435849
Maybe I will. Now that I've moved I'll see if any of the churches near me are good.
There's actually a Mormon outfit nearby. What's their deal and will I find me a tradwife there?

>https://news.sky.com/story/grooming-victim-lives-with-trauma-every-day-as-force-investigates-crimes-involving-more-than-700-survivors-13391893

Sky running a grooming gang story with pics of a battered blonde girl.
That wouldn't have happened a year or two ago.

>fat slaphead talking to himself hours
Sad cunt

Imagine being a bbc jannie, wonder if it's wfh or outsourced to india

>>509435968
it's a civil ceremony in munich so there won't be a priest

>>509435148
another Liverpool holocaust

>>509434994
thanks lad, still not seen it post theirs yet despite years of waiting

>>509435796
that was another home brew anon, not done a watermelon one yet, heres a rhubarb being started

>>509435838
buy the MyPillow

>>509436130
Rug Munichers

>>509436027
if you look for romance all you'll find is more despair

>>509435823
You forgot the part where it's already been increasingly privatised over the years and costing exponentially more to run
Watch it inevitably become much like what's going on in the US as a "solution"

>>509436187
My life is already maximum despair. How could it get worse?

Hey, what's up. I'm buying clothes. But I can't find them.

>>509436232
hell is a bottomless pit

no matter how things bad are take consolation in the fact they could always be worse

>>509436145
Oh nice
My rhubarb is very skinny this year.
Hardly worth picking

>>509435483
>I didn't want to get into a debate so I let him off
What debate?

>>509435823
>NHS is the biggest money shovel they have going
In the 1940s the NHS was meant primarily for children and young people, making sure that kids are healthy (and ensuring that there are more suitable young men to be conscripted for the next war).
It costs mountain of money today because the mission now includes keeping the elderly alive and supporting people who spent a lifetime smoking, drinking alcohol, eating junk food etc.

>>509436338
>me contemplating suicide when i notice water getting into my shoes

>>509436384
my priest is very intelligent
i didn't want to debate him on gay marriage in a setting where i'd asked him for advice

>>509436458
So you just didn't want to be told how you're wrong?

>>509436619
yes

>>509436667
picked the wrong religion then didn't ya
should have become a juden

>>509430626
>double it and give it to the next person
kek
also spooky ai slop

>>509436780
Wut? How do you explain jesus

>>509436831
i mean im not a jew
but i think they believe he was just another rabbi who got a bit overzealous or something. idk

>>509436860
for me it's eddie setting up a paintball alley and accidentally doxxing someone

>>509436939
his disciples all died in brutal ways
he wasn't merely another rabbi

>>509436831
How would you explain "conservative Christians" missing the core teachings of Jesus?

>>509436941
Eddie was the master of accidental doxxing. But it was usually himself he was doxxing.

>>509436991
he was a jew though
this is undeniable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVme87qJXbE
i'm 45th generation roman

https://xcancel.com/echetus/status/1940875003865846103#m
>PC Jonah Dusauzay, a police officer has been found guilty of Gross Misconduct for his posts on Twitter.
>The panel considered 16 of his Xeets individually, which allows us to play the game of "Misconduct, or Not?":
A very fun thread, none of us would not be fired from the force with what we post here

>>509437096
Jesus was a jew

>>509437130
We are all African

>>509437082
I think martin luther might have had good intentions and was probably a good man

I got click baited ..
Windows 10 vs 11: 3 differences that actually matter

tldr : none of it mattered

>>509437239
eddie really let himself go

>>509437213
I shake and reveal stage tricks like jimmy hendrix

>>509437239
micropenis

>>509437248
I think you know exactly who I'm talking about

>>509437370
ted cruz?
do you mean ted cruz?

I saw leftoids on Twitter actually defending the ISA thing and their argument was entirely congruent with my understanding of British leftoids. Some of the most insufferable cunts in the world and total crabs in a bucket.
>if you have 20k to invest in a year then you're rich and you deserve to be taxed to death
>yeah fuck off with your ill gotten gains send it to America we don't need rich people
>even the 4k threshold is acceptable because we need to pay for 'are NHS
How did Brits get to be like this?
I know you guys are alright. I'm not talking about (you).

I miss him

think I'm just gonna get a job on the roads working nights, fuck it.

>>509437531
>mutt flag
>knows what an ISA is
>knows about UK politics
larp

>>509437634
original pirate material you're listening to the streets lock down your aerial

wish cauldron would just fuck off

>>509437634
the good old days.

>>509437770
why hate me
we can talk it through

>>509437239
Still can't believe Timmy actually did that. I think he got sectioned shortly after that too. That's when he stopped posting to Youtube.

>>509437779
love old pubs like that me

>>509437663
gl

>>509437770
Innit

>>509437239
There's so much Timmy lore I don't know.

>sultana
Imagine being named after a grape what a silly brown cunt

>>509438054
I cant even post because it would be illegal

>>509438054
>>509438254

imagine watching a movie

we should execute pro palestine activists
and i mean kill them dead
cut off their heads
because it's kinder than the indiscriminate violence that will follow

SLOPPA

Tom Rowsell posted:
Law’s authority comes from a primordial period in which the gods were more present. The law speakers, priests and even the king were given power only to maintain the customs of the people. The difference is it wasn’t merely the people who bestowed this authority as in Nationalism, but rather the antiquity and associated sacrality of national custom whence authority derived.

is it true

>>509438434
nothing burger slop issue
>>509438612
contrived retarded slop ppost

>>509437239
This was peak brit/pol/

>>509438388
Which one?

>>509437672
I'm from Runcorn

>>509438054
I'd flick her sultana

>>509438790
i was watching reservoir dogs in honour of recently deceased michael madsen

Bye bye cauldy

>>509439047
did you assassinate him or something?

>>509439213
he got #jannied
#byebyecauldy

>shitting up outer me I am. Not getting my npd buzz here I'm not. Talking to myself is boring it is. Keep doing it anyway I do. Nobody knows it's me they don't
Sad cunt

I accepted 24k redundancy pay (4 month pay tax-free) with a notice period until December 31 lads.

I wonder if I should start looking for the next job already. On the one hand it can take a while, on the other I reckon not being able to start before January would be a major detriment.

>>509439274
hope he comes back

>>509429505 (OP)

WAKEY WAKEY

>>509439390
Invest it in crypto. You just need a couple of x10s and you're golden.

bet he doesn't know how to work a VPN lol, that's his 2 day melty cut short

aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>509439428
>YOOOOOOOULL NEVER WALK ALOOOONE

>>509439557
There are no x10s any more, shitcoins are all dead

lol

Had a lovely day at Alton Towers and just off to bed then see there has been some kind of melty and jannie crackdown.
What be the goss?

aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
https://youtu.be/cBRJY63z9dY?si=GuJ7MlI_WRWWnY7l

>>509439702
What's the next bubble going to be?

>55 posts
janitor saved him from turning into josh

>>509439428
>>509439602
>>509439639
fuck off bot cunts

>>509439557
I'm massively Orangepilled and maxipilled and a wholecoiner but I would not necessarily want to invest in BTC when it's 2.43% off ATH

>>509439778
silk knickers

I'm vegetarian.

>>509439863
You fuckin wot cunt? I'll fuckin lay you out you fookin gash.

>>509439769
Cracking day at alton towers, proper #LuxuryLife

Cauldy is too retarded to ban evade lmao

Actually Alton is shite tbf

>talking to meself about losing a job me I am. Never worked me I haven't. Setting myself up so I can reply to meself me I am. Nobody knows they don't. Dead clever me I am.
Tragic

Cranking one out while thinking about equity for the global majority

wtf my wish came true?

>>509439854
Lmao he had a 115pbtid melty this morning, cunts batshit insane

ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh

>>509437672
Josh sure loves larping as a yank, it's one of his favourite larps along with paki posting, wonder why

>seething because one of his samefags got booted
Sad cunt fooling nobody

>>509440037
Fond memories from going as a lad and we did a family outing where all the kids and cousins went for the first time. Nice weather, was a wholeome day out.

>>509440276
What the fuck do these namebames even talk about to such an extent?

>>509440581
Nice, poor gobbo spent all day posting shite here

My mother booked a short holiday for me and her when I was around five or six years old to Disneyland Paris. Memory seems to select details from that period of my life almost at random. I remember my mother wore a fleece on the bus rid there. I remember when we arrived in Disneyland Paris for the first time they turned the lights off on the bus and the song Downtown by Petula Clark was playing on the overhead speakers. There were a lot of children on the bus and people were excited and moving around to get a better view. I don't remember the hotel room where we stayed but I remember eating in the hotel restaurant and a man falling over holding a bottle of red wine and it smashing and pouring slowly across the floor, so that that we had to step around it on our way back to the hotel room. I remember my mother bought me a transparent plastic packet with green army men inside which I was excited about because I loved to play and conduct battles with soldiers. I remember my mother bought me a grim reaper scythe which was a black plastic stick with a foam scythe on top and a child ran past me as we were leaving the park and grabbed the scythe and ran away. I remember an old-fashioned sweet shop with quaint small windows, and I remember being too short to go on some of the rides. I would go and stand next to the height measurement stick and my mother would chuckle a little and say "come on" and we'd go to try and find another ride. I remember there was some kind of battleship there with a restaurant inside it I think. I don't think we went on all that many rides. It must have been winter when we went. I found a photograph quite recently taken of my mother around that time and she looked very tired and unhappy.

This country disgusts me. I'm going to fuck it over and get revenge, every chance I get. If there is a viable opportunity to leave in future, I'm taking it

>>509440187
Unless its raining, there is no point going without fast track, and its absolutely full with pakis

>>509440440
Lol we do this every few days.
Let's just skip the preamble and jump right to the part where I have to post my hand, today's date and local nature etc.

>>509437531
>fatty slaphead losing his mind because he's a dole scrounger but wishes he wasn't but he's too stupid to be anything else
Sad cunt

I remember following my mother around the shops when I was a child. I didn't understand why she needed to go to these places or what she was looking for inside them, I just followed her around because I was scared of getting lost and didn't conceive of the idea that there was anything else I could do but stand there while she picked up clothing and so on. I remember going into Marks and Spencer with her, and she enjoyed going to a shop that sold carpets. I have strangely fond memories of that particular shop, because it had these long rolls of carpet on sale, and reels of different materials. In one part of the shop, which was really a small warehouse, I would go and hide between the rolled up carpets. The shop is only about ten minutes away from me but I had no idea where it was at the time, I just recognised certain details as we were driving and listlessly conceded that we were at the carpet shop again. I remember going to the chip shop and seeing my mum walking towards the car with a white plastic bag and I would hold it as we were driving home. I would use my thumb nail to scratch a hole through the paper wrapped around the chips and pinch a chip out with my thumb and index fingertips and hold it towards my mother's mouth and she would protest that the chips were getting cold or that my fingers were dirty but would usually eat the chip. I liked getting home and rushing to get out plates and cutlery and cups and then sitting on the high chairs at the kitchen table to eat together.

nigger tits

>>509441121
Lol I would consider investing in rope if I only had 20 grand

>>509441284
Didn't read a single word, fatty slaphead. You're a dole scrounging pauper. You'll die alone.
Just let that sink in

>>509441327
Would that be enough to support your weight, lardgolem vasquez jr.?

>reform has lost 2 councils within 2 months
>to the fucking lib dems and the tories
hahhahahahaha

>>509441327
Alri josh la

>>509440699
>>509441284
I read these in the voice of Alan Bennett

>>509441327
>fatty slaphead doesn't understand how an ISA works.
Lol. Lmao even

>>509441443
Well I'm 6 feet tall and I weigh 160lbs so I am a weightcel with a swimmers physique. Incredibly lean.
Good job on saving your 20 grand though I know that it's unironically a lot of money to a brit.

>>509440661
You did, yes.

>>509441582
larping cunt. don't make it so obvious.

>>509429593
75% of india has the same last name

>>509441582
Judging by the pictures you posted I'm guessing 5'7"

>>509441623
Lol whatever lad we'll do this again tomorrow I'm sure.
I'm going to the gym now with my wife so I'll catch you puffs innabit

The house where I lived with my mum growing up was like a small raft on an ocean which was often stormy and which scared me a lot. I would rub the small circular window clean and look out at the rapidly shifting sight of the towering waves and the lightning striking and the heavy rain drops clattering against the glass with a strange kind of mute, inexpressive contentment that in my house I was safe and could enjoy what I liked most of all which was to close the living room blinds and pour out all of my Lego and spend hours and hours sifting through the pile of bricks and dismembered limbs and figures frozen mid-gesture and I would pick out the familiar pieces and don their armour and build them a fort which they would defend. During the battles I would sit on my knees with torso forward and make small "shwing, shhhhwing" noises under my breath to make the sound of a sword colliding with chainmail or a shield and I wouldn't let the good guys ever lose. I remember a dream I had while living in that house where the house was filled with ghosts and the front garden was too but I wasn't really scared although I acknowledged that it was a nightmare and not a dream.

Americans are all wankers. Brown skinned wankers.

im utterly fucking drained
sick of my job, i hate it so much, spend 9 hours there bored repeating the same routine every day 2pm-11pm then get home and can’t sleep until at least 3am, wake up late, rinse and repeat
moneys okay for shift work but ultimately shit. I need to escape
been waking up later and later as depression intensifies, woke up at 1pm multiple times this week. despicable
genuinely considering just quitting and going mental for a bit until i figure out a way to a career that doesn’t make me hate my life
if you haven’t already, NEVER go into retail lads, it’s absolute shit

>>509441327
>Gpt how does an ISA work?
Trained it by talking to it me I did. 160 IQ me I am
Kek

Half a box of franzia and the copy pasta file is being dumped

>>509442106
become a homeless alcoholic in the countryside and steal booze from petrol stations

New ISA

>>509442295
>>509442295
>>509442295

>>509442106
funny how i knew this was retail before the last line due to the 2-11 shift time + the depression.
start planning a career mate. you made the mistake of wageslaving too hard (retail/hospitality)

>>509441948
>Goes to the gym with his wife
lmao what a cringy faggot. No friends ? Not mentally strong enough to go alone ? Insecure about tyrone swooping on her ?

I was quite scared of the dark even in my teens. Whenever I stayed up late to watch a movie alone I would have to build up the courage to turn off the lights and quickly pull open the door and run upstairs as fast as I could. Sometimes I would be worried that I had left the oven on or my mother would ask if the back door was locked and I would turn every light on as I made my way downstairs and then turn them off one by one and then run upstairs after the last one had been turned off, which was thankfully on the living room wall right next to the door next to the stairs. Sometimes the electric would go off but that wasn't really very scary. My mother and I would find a torch and walk together downstairs and I would open the hatch to the electric box and flick the switch and all the power would go back on. I remember my mum would buy biscuits for the biscuit tin. Sometimes she would buy these biscuits which had green foil wrappers and tasted a bit minty like after eights. I liked to run my bottom teeth across their surface to scrape off the chocolate and minty white layer from the biscuit layer which I would just lick.

>>509430626
First one is hilarious. The second one is clearly the B material.