Americans will be eating all that apple pie tommorow
My wife made pineapple upside down cake instead
>>509431043 (OP)Indians poo'd in the apply pie and Ashkenazis stole the breading by replacing it with MRNA slop.
>>509431043 (OP)It's going to be 95F and humid tomorrow here, I love this kind of weather so much I'm going to get so drunk and hit on the new neighbors daughters and wife.
>>509431710Predates America by like 800 years
>>509431313For me it's cheap vodka and scared dogs