the squirrels won

>>509438058 (OP)
That's nuts

>>509438058 (OP)
rabies?

>>509438058 (OP)
Looks like it kicked the dogs ass too

>>509438058 (OP)
>>509438252
kek

Based

>>509438058 (OP)
if he had taken 5 seconds to not panic he could have grabbed that bastard and put an end to this madness

>>509438058 (OP)

Lol Anon, that little nutty squirrel isn't fucking around

>>509438058 (OP)
I would have those worthless dogs put down immediately. Traitors.

>>509438058 (OP)
I expect that fat fag to be a useless cunt, but a hunting dog losing to a squirel? that's sad

>>509438058 (OP)
worthless dog. My cats would have massacred those vermin

>>509438058 (OP)
Thought at first the squirrel was using the mans body to get away from the dog but then that bitch came back for round 2 just when I thought it was over

>>509438477
yeah, i bet a Doberman or German Shepherd or Rottweiler or something wouldve just killed it in 2 seconds

>>509438058 (OP)
poor squirrel
>>509437795

>>509438058 (OP)
Alvin said fuck singing i'm joining UFC.

kek what a bitch

>>509438556
It is

he might be stupid enough to not get treated for rabies

>>509438058 (OP)
Lmao the squirrel also attacked the dog

>>509438556
little guy wanted to give some justice for the dog too

>>509438058 (OP)
>White men think they can win a race war
>Gets raped by a squirrel

>>509438058 (OP)

Yeah im getting myself a self defence squirrel. Fuck dogs.

>>509438332
Nope they are an end carrier iirc they have never transmitted rabies to humans contrary to popular belief

>>509438058 (OP)
Nigga that's nuts

>>509438058 (OP)
>>509438252
fpbp nice one Carlos

>>509438058 (OP)
Kek
It takes me back to the turn of the millenium.
The guy is just digging to the sound of Limp Bizkit.
>Muh GeneratioN!

>>509438332
He was just coming over to say hello, the dog attacked first. Notice how the beagle is a useless faggot that just made things worse? Fuck small dogs.

>>509438332
Lyme disease I've heard. But only if it's somewhere where you have alot of that.

>>509438795
Based Evolian squirrel.

Why are cats so stupid?

>>509438058 (OP)
useless beagle lmao

>>509438332
Wondered the same

>fuck sandy gon d-ACK!

>>509438058 (OP)
That there is a Tennessee squirrel

>source
My ass

>>509438058 (OP)
>baseball cap backwards
thats nuts!
nigs will get what they deserve

>>509438886
>Why are cats so stupid?
Only the highly domesticated ones, the wild ones are the pound for pound most lethal predators on the planet. Their reaction times are unmatched.

The squirrel wasnt playing games that day. Wonder why it was so aggressive

>>509438058 (OP)
based squirrel

>>509438812
>He was just coming over to say hello
You don't understand rodent psychology at all. In fact you likely have an extremely childish understanding of animal nature in general.

>>509438058 (OP)
he don't bite. he just wants to smell you

This is why you shoot one every now and then with an air rifle, and make sure they see you do it.

>>509438058 (OP)
"dogs" btw. if youre a man get an actual dog, not a useless faggot like in that webm. but damn that squirrel got hands

>>509438332
Definitely rabies

>>509439085
To be fair the squirrel was quite fast.

>>509439038
Oh I'm sorry I didn't realize this was a serious thread my mistake. Please carry on being a faggot.

>>509438332
No one has rabies. I don't want to hear that word in here again!

>>509439000
True even the smallest cat in the wild is the most vicious serial killer.

>>509438795
DO YOU FEEL IN CHARGE?

>>509439000
checked. also kino webm, cats are so insanely athletic

>>509439000
Even the domesticated ones are absolute fucking terrors for the environment.

>>509438058 (OP)
fuck them dogs...you feed the flea bags everyday even walk them and this is the thanks you get. DOGS ARE NOT PETS FUCK THEM CATS TOO

>>509438332
Worse. Rabbis.

>>509438058 (OP)
"Yakety Sax " fits this so perfectly lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

>>509439000
Yeah they're pretty much the most successful hunters.

>>509438252

Love me some squirrels.

>>509438919
KEK LOST

>>509439000
I don't think that is a cat. Too big and muscular.

Cats are stupid. I got a dog (big one) recently and some cats try to attack it. Even with me present. It will end with me kicking the head of a cat until it dies one day.
I already had to put my foot in front of the cat's paws and once I sort of gently kicked it in the head to move it away.

Cats are stupid.

>>509439497
>The jew fears the indoor meth squirrel keeper

>>509439509
>>509439509
Rare

Vaccations?
How is it? The local scene?

>>509439598
>what is a big cat
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_cat

>>509439663
Newfag get out

>>509439598
>I don't think that is a cat. Too big and muscular.
I don't think that is correct. Too wrong and retarded.

>>509438058 (OP)
I'm guessing it tried to escape the dog by doing what squirrels usually do to escape predators and climbed up the nearest tall thing, which happened to be a human.

>>509439663
>How is it? The local scene?
Inexpensive.

>>509439719
What are you implying? Answer with caution.

>>509439497
>think its a meme
>check it
>its actually real

mutts wtf

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7210261/Alabama-man-CHARGED-possession-meth-fed-attack-squirrel.html

>>509439738
dinner is ready

>>509438556
He was trying to get away from the dog
The guy shook him off once, the squirrel jumped right back to put some distance between him and the dog
I don't think it was biting the guy

>>509438903
Basset hound, maybe basset beagle cross but there is a lot of basset there

die in a fire memenigger namefag

>>509438706
What does end carrier mean? Couldn't it spread if it carried it at all?

Rabies is so fascinating. Apparently opossums are immune? Can we use them to make a cure?

/pol/ redpill me or rabies

>>509438058 (OP)
Dex>strength

>>509438058 (OP)
kino
its just like shadow of the colossus

>>509438332
Oh yeah sure rabbis put him up to it. Not everything is the Jew's fault.

>>509439598
its a 35-50lb lynx that thing is the size of a med sized dog its like a tad over a meter long

>>509439738
Damn, what a shame. Cold and brutal.
They're not of the same class though. And obviously that shit only happens in pajeetistan as pajeets are notoriously bad at everything, especially being dow onwers.

I had a Rhodesian Ridgeback, known for hunting lions.
Not on a one to one basis, obviously.

>>509439680
Ok so... cat here is only the small pet and the wild original variety.
However cats and lions share the same family: They are felines.

We don't have big cats. That's a very childish way to classify it.
Mea Culpa for muh ESL bullshittery.

>>509438586
Subtle

>>509439813
Good for you.

>>509439000
Domestic cats are why birbs are going extinct. They just get extremely lazy if they're well fed.

>>509438332
Yes. Rabies. A squirrel would only behave that way with rabies.

>>509440138
Colloquially everything in the feline family is called a cat in English. Not sure why it's like that, but it just is.

>>509440129
Yeah, I figured, although I think in North America you even have other spieces of cat like beasts besides lynxes and cougars.

>>509439738
what are those black dots that appear on the stairs?
did the leopard drop some of its spots?

>>509439738
the dog barely twitched and that's what pulled the trigger, absolutely wild
anyways, this video triggered me, total jaguar death

>>509438058 (OP)
The squirrels are my friends now.
They are tree ninjas.

lmao I fully lost it when it climbed up the tree at the end

Put the cellphone down little bro

kek

>>509439000
Cats can surprise you.
Mine is a harmless looking fluff ball, but every summer, always at night, she brings me
>stick insects
>praying mantises
>lizards
>mice
none of which are even easy to find in the middle of the night.
She always brings them completely unharmed, not injured in the slightest. She meows in a special way when she has a delivery so I get up and confiscate whatever it is, and send it back outside

>>509440448
that was fucking hilarious

Nigga that's NUTS!

>>509438812
That's because it's a stupid fucking beagle, look at that little shit he can't do anything.
My schipperke would have fucking destroyed that squirrel in under a second.

>>509438058 (OP)
lmfao wow, ty

>>509440519
Gifts from the feline.

>>509438058 (OP)
It's so hot here today I saw a squirrel icing his nuts.

>>509440663
It's like having a midget bodyguard, what's the fucking point of them?

>>509440283
It's a Leopard.

>>509440883
because theyre "heckin cute puppers/doggos"

>>509439238
man you used to be able to buy sugar gliders at snake shops for like $50.
inn hindsight, those little guys are awesome.. im surprised they didn't get as popular as dogs and cats.. maybe they are hard to potty train. i mean that has to be it

>>509439000
I heroically rescued a baby squirrel and returned it to its mother. Next day I walked outside and saw the neighborhood cat running away with the screeching baby in its mouth.

>>509438058 (OP)
Boogaloo 2: the mark wahlberg story

>>509439738
>>509439872
>>509440283
little buddy survived

>>509439738
jesus christ.. thats like some 80s serial killer thriller energy

>>509440242
>cat like beasts
Theyre all cats. Cat doesn't just mean housecat. We have things that are called cats but aren't like fisher cats. They are more related to weasels. I'm not sure why they're called cats as they aren't very catlike.

>>509439238
Cat got bogged, squirrel chads stay winning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqaxQmjsb2A

>>509439738
>>509441223
poor dog :( glad he survived

>>509441087
Nah these little dudes are kinda popular its just you cant have them alone need to have 2-3 and they are nocturnal. They live kinda old like a bunny. These are pets popular with girls cause they're just so god damn fucking cute. I think now you need a lienses or something to get them they count as exotic pets.

To many retards buying them and giving them up for adoption within a year. I use to see them all the time for adoption for 100-150$ with shots&deworming in the 2000's.

>>509440261
probably blood from the dog

>>509439598
Portuguese are niggers

>>509438332
Nerve gas

>>509438919
>>509438993
>>509440637
Came here for this

>>509438058 (OP)
>attack on titan music plays

>>509438586
UPDOOTED

>>509441087
The size of those nuts...

Squirrels have been known to go berserk in the US.

>>509438058 (OP)
I didnt watch it, I dont like to see animals suffering, on each side really. I love seeing niggers suffer, even niglet sufferage isn't even breaking my heart.
Either way, having read the comments, I am glad the dog survived and is okay. Makes me think of when our cat hunts a squirrel, I feel bad, I think poor squirrel because it is no match. The squirrel doesn't even stand a chance. Interesting with the dog there was a power imbalance in the other direction.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDWnuddCf0E

>>509441223
Good, and I'm a catfag

>>509438252

>>509439453
Holy shit. Hardest I've laughed all day.

>>509438058 (OP)
That is the greatest mp4 I have ever seen. He almost kicked his dog . . . oh my god, how do I send that squirrel some nuts?

>>509438795
That squirrel is shit scared of the cat. If the squirrel moves it's dead. The cat doesn't give a fuck. The squirrel honestly doesn't stand a chance.

>>509439242
yea but the cost of that is the they crash all day long, they consume too much energy

He just wanted to go WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>509439038
Shut the fuck up you fat fucking hick retard. Go pick up your diseased mutt's shit off the ground.

>>509438448
I dont know the guy looks really inflexible. Gotta stretch or those gains mean nothing.

>>509441861
just like the chad-neet.

>>509438886
>Based Evolian squirrel.

>>509438058 (OP)
holy fucking shit KEK

>>509440519
it's their way of calling you stupid, they think you're an incompetent hunter and one day you will die of starvation

>>509438058 (OP)
man and dog both have rabies now

>>509440283
you fucking dog fags are the scum of the earth
you are worse than basedjack redditors, you are infinitely worse than the cat fags you try to make fun of

>>509439738
>>509441223
people keeping wild animals specially big cats as pets should be put down and fed to the cats

>>509442058

>>509439229

>>509439229

>>509442299
dogs conquered these continents alongside us you fucking nigger shut your mouth

>>509438058 (OP)

Hilarious

>>509441685
Relax Sweden bro, I proof watched it, everybody lives. Same with these
>>509441223
>>509440177
>>509439738
>>509439238
All survive.

>>509442998
Based anon.

>>509438332
Rabies is a jewish trick meant to scare the goy.

>>509438058 (OP)

nigga that’s nuts

>>509441685
this is bait

>>509438058 (OP)
Damn yo he done did the meme

>>509442998
>favela-monkey
>"us"
>calling other people niggers
Oh boy, you care about your worthless flea infested shitbag so much you leave it outside by itself because its too "dirty" to let it inside your favela shack.

>>509438586
(You)

>>509438440
Is there any other video in history of a squirrel kicking a dog's ass? Holy fuck. And that squirrel is making sounds in their yard to this day I bet. Caddyshack tier.

>>509438919

>>509439238
Behold a pale horse! And his rider is death

>>509439453

>>509438058 (OP)
>video clearly shows man winning
why do you lie op?

>>509443340
Don't talk to my son like that.
He looks just like you will look like in 5 to 10 years.
And all their abominable massive cities are whiter than yours.

>>509441087
you can buy sugar glider costumes on amazon

>>509438058 (OP)
>Idaho squirrel attacks burglar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cISL-gnXw8

Forgot about this cool story.

>>509438058 (OP)

Flat biller is probably a jerk, only one dog half assed tried to help. Big dog walks off like fuck you dude not my problem. My dog wouldn’t let that squirrel anywhere near the porch in the first place

>>509441950
You are old my friend. As am I.
>gonads in the lightning

>>509443340
shut the FUCK UP you fat BITCH
only niggers or jeets/injuns have anything against dogs kill yourself
Dogs Horses and Bees are HOLY

>>509438058 (OP)

>>509443850
thanks pops but i am whiter than all americans combined

>>509439453
kek

>>509444604
I've got you covered, son.

P.S. - Please stop sending shitskins here.

>>509438058 (OP)
I saw this in a Monty Python film once

>>509438332
That was a first year male, and small for his probable age. Basically he probably hasn't gotten laid this year yet and they usually compensate with aggression, you reserved for squirrel kind and chipmunks though. Dog set it off, man was high point upon a flat plane, squirrel double freaks out cause trees usually dont grab you, goes into hyper mode.

>>509438058 (OP)
more like the bitch lost

>>509440637
was gonna post this one, thank you for your service

>>509438058 (OP)
useless fuckin dog. just sits and watches. wagging his faggot tail. he'd be replaced by morning with a dog that actually PROTECTS

Useless dog

>>509438058 (OP)
Kek, my squirrels are much nicer because I let them eat muh nutz.

>>509438252
Fpbp

>>509438058 (OP)
Those fuckers have incredibly sharp claws and retard-level grip strength. Never fought one but I've been accidentally gouged by a few while feeding them peanuts.
The also have that small animal thing where once they're angry/afraid enough they forget that they're like a hundredth the weight of an adult human and just go full bore.

>>509438058 (OP)
What is this type of guy called, who dresses like he's Fred Durst in 2001

I fucking hate that they keep making these incapable loser faggots who try to look tough but are fundamentally useless, arrogant wastes of skin.

Stop making this fucking short prick guy

>>509438058 (OP)
kaotic has kinda fallen off hasn't it

>>509438252
kek

>>509441223
Alriiiight

>>509440519
My cat used to bring the occasional small rabbit back from her nightly raids, sometimes just a mouse's head outside my bedroom door. 20 years later I still miss her.

>>509439598
I imagine you measure intelligence based on the animals willingness to submit.

>>509438058 (OP)
Put your phone down, you idiot.

>>509445842
>Submit
>Cooperate

Dogs are better than cats.
Only silly girl keep cats above dogs.
Grow up.

If it were not for dog we'd still being some sort of nigger. Dogs allowed humans to evolve into Europeans. (in a way).
Cats brought us nothing excepted wasted time and silly girly shit.

>>509438252
BASED and Nut pilled

Problem?

>>509439738
At first I thought it was just a big stuffy until catgore-vampire.

>>509438252
jej

>>509442998
Based cyber-mastiff

>>509438332
stole his wallet

>>509438332
Chem trails.

>>509439000
Is that a Florida panther?

>>509439000
Cats are fuckin terrors, if there were man sized ones we'd be fucked

>>509439738
>4:10 am
>fully dressed

>>509438058 (OP)
4chan is just a twatter mirror, that is 1 week to later. No orginal content anymore, beside shitty recycled memes.

>>509442758
you think that was just somebody's pet?

>>509446536
>if there were man sized ones we'd be fucked
Heh, feels good living in the west where our worst fear is the taxman and inflation.

>>509438058 (OP)
That might be one of the most useless men I've ever seen. He just stood there and watched that rabid squirrel attack his dog. What a fag.

>>509445977
>this animal is "better"
You have a monkey brain, are insecure in your manhood like most favela apes, and have no idea how much cats have helped us with agriculture which means you don't know shit about histories either.
>we'd still being some sort of nigger
I mean you still are

>>509438252
Based and Peanut remember-er

>>509446902
You have trolls which are infinitely worse. I was on a tour in Iceland and the driver said "and do not go over that hill because that is where the trolls are" and I thought she was joking because of the deadpan delivery but I went over the hill and there were trolls there.

>>509443435
Hello John the Jew from Florida

>>509446915
Rev up your engines!

>>509441087
>maybe they are hard to potty train.
that's why they didn't take off
people didn't want them flying over your head like superman then shatting all over you

>>509438812
>the dog attacked first.
This
>>509438332
>>509438252
>>509438058 (OP)

>>509439000
Dragonfly is the most lethal hunter by quite a margin.

>>509441950
>>509444286

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BorQ_ULcvss

>>509447101
>I thought she was joking because of the deadpan delivery but I went over the hill and there were trolls there.
Is this what you saw?.. hideous little fuckers.

>>509439012
rabies

>>509438058 (OP)
NIGGER GOT CAUGHT LACKIN

>>509442299
Both are okay as pets. Although having big dogs in massive cities or only taking them out twice or thrice a day is animal cruelty in my view. That's why I will always side with cats, which is what you should never have outside on the country side or in a garden/farm. Unless it has huge fences that they can't jump.

>>509439000
mogged

modern clothes are almost as dystopian as modern man.

>>509438252
lol

>>509438058 (OP)
Loser can't put phone down.
Seems more like a woman.
Faggot

>>509438532
Same. My cats killed two rabbis in one week. And a bird

>>509438252
(noyou)

>>509449682
>two rabbis and a bird

>>509438886

>>509446902

>>509438332
nope rabid animals dont move like that, they act a lot like zombies actually

>>509450037
kek

>>509441087
my mom bought one and we killed it through neglect (I was a child, my mother was retarded)
I think that happened a lot and these are, like, real animals, so people stopped selling them

>>509438058 (OP)
Hope he has his rabies shot

>>509450100

>>509447281
blue whales

>>509443245
Aw what a sweet lil baby
>>509439738
I hope they killed that cat in the most painful way possible.

>>509438058 (OP)

>>509438058 (OP)

>>509438795
>>509438058 (OP)

MH4U

>>509442998
Kek get real, you didn't conquer shit, you arrived in the americas wearing a collar too, chango.

>>509449682
Poor bird. :(

>>509450696
They miss a ton of krill with a scoop. A dragonfly never misses.

>>509441223
I've seen that webm before but didn't know he survived. Good. Also bring your fucking dogs inside.

>>509438795
Shadow of the Colossus

>>509438058 (OP)
Justice for Peanut!

>>509438058 (OP)
>50 year old guy in shorts and a backwards cap like a child
I hope he dies slowly from a squirrel inflicted infection and they amputate pieces of him bit by bit until there's nothing left to amputate and he's just a stump that finally develops sepsis and gangrene and rots.

>>509452670
Beat me too it

>>509439738
Ugh, I hate cats... but I hate people that make you take your shoes off to go inside more.

>>509452706

>>509444050
heh

>>509438058 (OP)


NATURE
HHHHATES
RACISTS

>>509441685
My old cat used to hunt crows for years, when he got old and slow the crows took revenge, we'd see him come home with wounds and scars around his body, one day they took his right eye, it's the way of the world friend, living means consuming/killing.

I've shot hundreds of crows with my air rifle since in his memory,
sometimes they take a shit on me in a desperate attempt to settle the score, and on and on it goes.

>>509439939
That end carrier thing sounds like some bullshit. Rabies is very scary because it will 100% kill you. However I think the caveat is if you get a shot for it in a few couple of hours you won't die from it.

I do know about the opposum thing. Their body temp is at some level that rabies is physically not capable of propogating within them.

>>509438886
>>509441831
Do they not have chipmunks in Portugal? Squirrels have big fat bushy tails.

>>509439738
>the vibe before the attack
damn, that silent stare before ruthless murder

>>509453376
It's when the virus reaches the brain, and thus you start getting symptoms, that it's too late.

>>509441168
Same. Held the door open for a white woman only to see her with a nigger the next day.
Grim.

>>509442758
try talking that gay retard shit to the guy from this webm

>>509438058 (OP)
white people don't know how to fight.

>>509453916
why is the nigger still wearing prison overalls at home?

>>509438332
no, it tried to climb the man like a tree to safety after the dog scared it. it's probably been comfortable eating dog food off the porch around daily activity, but never been touched. when the man started kicking and flailing like a pussy, he also became an offender and the squirrel attacked them both

>>509438448
No he couldnt. Me and brother caught squirrels as kids, they are rediculously hard to keep hold of and on top of it if you do get hold it immediately tears into your fflesh with teeth/claws. We used to cage them, and its nearly impossible to grab them even inside a a small cage. We had to let them tire themselves out, which they usually would by relentlessy thrashing in the cage for about 12 hours. They would also get blood on anything in the immediate vicibity of the cage, because they would ibjure themselves pretty badly gnawing and scratching and batter themselves on the steel bars and the constant flurry of movement would send blood droplets out in all directions. We also had to use welding gloves to handle them b/c of their frenzied biting.
Squirrels fuck bro.

>>509439453
kek

>>509453095
Now that kid's got style!

>>509452706
Backwards cap actually protected his neck from a rabid squirrel.

>>509438058 (OP)
idk bruh the squirrel got yeeted at mach jesus, not him

>>509454772
You're alright.

>>509440065
That's your jewish rabies talking.

>>509442003
He's definitely a goyslop enthusiast.

>>509438252

>>509454567
This. Thank you, observant anon.

>>509441223
thank you

>>509438058 (OP)
USA is the stupid fat mutt, Israel is the coward dysgenic dog and Iran is the squirrel

>>509439000
Trips of truth

>>509439238
Wholesome. When foes become frens.

>>509443245
To the victor goes the spoils

Get off the phone and enjoy your surroundings.

>>509443245
Saved

>>509453095
That's review brahs dad

>>509444050
Rimworld is a great game

>>509446902
Is he riding an elephant?

>>509438058 (OP)
we rescued a baby squirrel and raised it until it was full grown (couple of months).
they are crazy and will run up and down you just like that.
but that squirrel is acting like he's on meth and mountain dew.

>>509438795
Ride The Tiger

>>509438058 (OP)

What a dumb fucking imbecile lol

Put the phone down and break it's neck. It takes 1 second.

>>509441223
Did he lose his right arm?

>>509439738
The way that Jag was just standing there at the start lol

>Do something nigga, I DARE YOU to move

>>509444050
i get it

>>509441223
Lets fucking goooooooooooo. Wholesome bread

>>509450358
Squirrel freaked out and ran up him as it was the only way to escape a chasing dog. The claws will hurt as they are sharp / strong (think how easily the climb up trees, fence posts, or bird feeders and quickly with control), just the nature of the beast.
Wasn't biting him, if it did it would get to bone / into bone easily.
Think about how little effort it takes for them to Crack open walnuts / peanuts.

>Handfeed squirrels and toss peanuts to blue jays everyday, on occasion one of the nervous ones or one doesn't see / smell right and just misses and every so slightly takes a very minor nip before realizing something is wrong, slices like a razor.

>>509438058 (OP)
that patio is valuable real estate. the squirrel called and reraised

>>509456354
It was some Indian game warden if I remember right
>Why the elephant though?
Gif is the reason. He got away with some stitches but didn't get killed, so made sense. Without the elephant he'd be fucked.

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>Basically he probably hasn't gotten laid this year yet and they usually compensate with aggression