>>509438774 (OP)I would take the vaccine under the following conditions:
- she must personally come to my house at 9:00 AM sharp wearing see-through lingerie
- She will knock 3 times and enter to find me preparing my breakfast cereal in the kitchen
- it's cinnamon toast crunch - but oh no, i'm out of milk. She will provide the milk for my breakfast cereal by stimulating and squeezing her large milky tits and nipples
- She will bend over and moan as I insert a crazy straw into her anus. She will then place the other end of the straw into the cereal and fart repeatedly, causing bubbles to emerge from the surface of the breast milk.
- During this process I will do a little jig and loudly exclaim "Mummy's milky, mummy's milky. Me so hungy, me so hungy. Mummy's milky, in my tummy"
- I will then rush to eat the cereal before it gets soggy, and drink down the milk of course.
- At this point she will remove her lingerie and lean forward, as her breasts hang down from off of her chest and I will bounce them to and fro and see if I can get a perfect transfer of momentum to occur between them by raising one into the air and allowing it to knock against the other stationary breast like those physics toys with the stainless steel balls hanging from fishing line or rods.
- She will then sit on my face and smother me with her thighs and crotchmeat as I struggle for air.
- I will submit the moment before I fall into unconsciousness from a lack of oxygen
- As she leans forward to administer the vaccine, I will slap it out of her hand and squirt it onto the floor, because i'm just not taking it (the vaccine)