Thread 509442694

Rabbi Yeshua Hamashiach, Jeffrey Epstein and Karl Marx of Rome in one, raped and killed TWO boys in 33CE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mxhhnnXZH8&t=2536s

>>509442694 (OP)
Jesus was a pedophile schizo with a God complex.
>Every one of Jesus’ apostles besides Peter was underage (neaniskos is the Greek word used)
>When a woman questions why he hangs out with kids he says “don’t scandalize me”
>Tells these boys he will make them “fishers of men”
>Goes into upper rooms and washes their feet while naked
>Tells them to “eat his flesh and drink his haima” (if you think this means “blood” here, see Ezekiel 23:20)
>Is arrested in a public park at 4am with a naked boy (see Mark 14:51-52)
>When the cops show up he says “why do you come for me with swords and clubs like I’m some kind of leistes”
>The word leistes, which gets translated as “thief” is actually “pirate” and was used in contemporary texts (many examples such as Lucian’s Alexander) to refer to sex traffickers
>Sex trafficking was a big problem in the Mediterranean and one of the big things the Romans did was crack down on the pedo pirates. Julius Caesar himself was kidnapped by them as a kid and afterwards had them all crucified
>Jesus Christ was in fact crucified between two other leistes
There's a reason Jesus's "Most Beloved Disciple" is always depicted as a beardless boy whereas the rest of his followers had beards. Dude liked em young.

>>509442694 (OP)
Jesus never existed, but getting goys to worship the god of the Jews was an epic troll

Well, there it is. The dumbest shit I will read all day.

>>509442882
Someone's triggered.

>>509443015
>>509443062
Shalom

Does the fact that Jesus is OMNIPOTENT, ALL MIGHTY YHWH and cockblocks you from your bullshit bother you?

I think it bothers you.

Sad to hear it bothers you.

>>509443194
Damn straight Shalom, white boi.

>>509443194
Jesus wasn't an ashkenazi jew and ashkenazi jews aren't even related to or practice the same religion as jesus and the ancient inhabitants of Palestine.

ashkenazi are not the same people that lived in ancient Palestine and they aren't the same as the people mentioned in the Bible and have no connection to them.