https://x.com/ExxAlerts/status/1940944574421311767

>>509450704 (OP)
unfathomably based

>>509450704 (OP)
main event is putin vs zelensky for world peace

>>509450892
Zelensky v Netanyahu. Whoever wins gets some American troops and one free nuke.

>>509450704 (OP)
lol that's some third world shit.

>>509450704 (OP)
fuck yea! internship fights!

>>509450704 (OP)
This country is run by trailer trash niggers they just stole their fellow trailer trash nigger’s money for the rest of time and they celebrate with UFC. What’s next Linda’s gonna get her daughter to have them do wrastlemania but it’s just cawdy the coal burner putting all the spics in submission poses? Will the Hulkster be rolled out again? Will R-Truth run out in minstrel? Will Seamus be excluded because Ireland is Pro Palestine?

>>509450704 (OP)
Thank you president Camacho. You sold my country to Israel and now it's a laughingstock. Wonderful, just fuckin wonderful

>>509451287
We live in retardville brother

>>509450704 (OP)
UFC is rigged like the presidency

>>509450704 (OP)
RETVRN

>>509450704 (OP)

UFC on the WH lawn? I cannot think of anything less civilised and stately. A beacon of democracy is hosting a boxing match on its lawn? Nope, not even a boxing match, it's some other weird groping and grappling? Because guys get your tickets and place your bets, the president is announcing it to the nation and the globe. /facepalm. Next year it's strippers.

>>509450704 (OP)
HOLY BASED!

>>509451527
I never watched UFC beyond random clips online. How does it compare to other stuff?

>>509451287
>>509451465
dilate tranny

UFC is so fake

>>509450704 (OP)
>You are here

>>509450704 (OP)
you already know it's going to be a scripted american win

>>509450704 (OP)
>TRUMP TO HOST UFC CHAMPIONSHIP FIGHT
and? bread and circuses my fren...
bread and circuses...

>>509450704 (OP)
>not WWE
embarrassing

>>509451805
So is the whole Democrat vs Republican kabuki theater, but /pol/ ears that shit up too.

>>509451831
Camacho wasn't a kike slave though

>>509450704 (OP)
Trump should fight Biden.

>>509450704 (OP)
Gotta hand it to him, every bit a showman

>>509450704 (OP)
OOOOHHHHHHHHHHH HEEEEEM LIBBY

>>509451831

It's the Electrolytes, and Escape from NY?

to all these anons pooh poohing this idea i gotta ask did you have some delusion about government being like sacred or regal or anything else that would preclude involving sports
like who's actually more respectable a guy who plays basketball really well or a guy who steals your money to make a living explaining why you deserve fewer freedoms

>>509451933
>Camacho wasn't a kike slave though
>He literally tried to kill Not Sure with a dildo so big it needed a car to carry it.
ok...

Too bad ufc sucks now. No good champions except DDP.

>>509451777
Shut it Israeligger

>>509452069

Baseball makes sense. UFC is straight up sleeze. Lowbrow.

Why couldn't he just have a ball and have a orchestra or brass band and launch some fireworks

>>509450704 (OP)
unironically gay

Tekken 9 is going to have an arena stage on the WhiteHouse lawn now

>>509452259
you can't put a baseball field on the white house grounds you retard

>>509452069
No I think you’re fucking retarded and you picked a white trash activity to put on the lawn.
Get off /pol/ DONNIE.

>>509452259
>>509452323
again like do you think that what normally goes on in government isn't trashy and lowbrow

hes going to start fucking horses next watch

>>509452259
>fitting a baseball field on the White House lawn

>>509452412
forgot picre

>>509452323
shut up yuppie no one likes you people

>>509451071
Not really, we used to have pistol duels.

>>509452322

But you can put a mosh pit? Please fill it with mud for the full effect.

The grounds are big enough for base ball automatic home run if you take out a window?

>>509451660
Walmart TV Network lmao holy mother of based! Dems on SUICIDE watch!

>>509451723
>less corrupt than boxing
>Dana is an absolute cheapskate
>quality of product went down after he forced Reebok sponsorship on all his fighters, preventing them from making money off other sponsorships
>don't think it'll ever be as kino as it was during peak conor/garbrandt/miocic
>there hasn't really been fighter as charismatic as he was
>fights are still fun to watch, but it's not can't miss tv for me anymore

>>509452393

Who knows what goes on the WH. It was supposed to be regal.

Given any sport you'd nom baseball because everybody can play it. It's the national sport. Outside basketball or NFL. Classy, baseball.

>>509450704 (OP)
I agree with the critics that say ufc doesn't reflect today's American values. I think allowing jewish founded & Israel financed Blacked.com to do a livestream from the Lincoln bedroom of an orgy featuring Americanized BBC breeding a group of natural cornfed big titted white roasties is more appropriate.

>>509450704 (OP)
Idiocracy IRL. Ngl

>>509450704 (OP)
Oh shit, the Elon vs faceberg fight is happening?
Can’t wait

>>509450704 (OP)
so tacky, like everything Trump does

>>509452548
used to, niggerbrains

>>509451831
This

The guy on the left owns the UFC.
He's also why Hollywood is gay.

>>509452548
How is that at all relevant? Pistol duels never happened as a spectacle on the white house lawn. UFC is the lowest tier of sports and everyone knows it.

something something Idiocracy

>>509452548
>UMMMM ACKSHELLY
You maga fags are the newest iteration of pledditors

>>509453766
I’m still mad we never got Elon vs Zuckerberg

>>509451255
Shinzo Abe dressed up as Mario for the Olympics of all things. Populist leaders always try to cruise on media trends for attention, Hitler was a fan of Charlie Chaplin and wore a similarly styled moustache.

>>509450704 (OP)
Trump vs Khabib

>>509454077
Zuck would rape him. He actually trains.

>>509453828
We have blazed past Idiocracy at ludicrous speed and are headed straight to plaid.

ANNEX US ALREADY EMPEROR TRUMP

>>509450704 (OP)
eh they were already sponsors of trumps birthday parade

You know where this is going ...

>>509451667
A tranny literally flashed his gross fake tits on the White House lawn for a picture during a tranny pandering event that the Biden administration threw.

Jesus wept

>>509451831
Jesus christ

>>509450704 (OP)
lmao USA USA USA!
I'm game.

>>509451255
>>509451255
>>509451287
>>509451667
>>509451831

>>509450704 (OP)
>85 iq retards chant "u-s-a" while cheering on a nigger working for a jew billionaire
America

BASED BEYOND BELIEF

>>509450704 (OP)
What a ghetto ass nigger. Obama was whiter than this.

>>509450704 (OP)
This really is just a giant humiliation ritual for the entire country kek

>>509451031
Who ever wins gets Ukraine

>>509451831
No. President Camacho actually cared for the wellbeing of America and did what he thought were the right things for his constituents. Trump is a spiteful dementia ridden kike slave

America really is a parody of itself at this point. You can't even make satire anymore because reality mocks it.

>>509455270
>>509455364
>t. faggots

So does that mean /heem/ will be on /pol/ or /sp/? Maybe /lgbt/?

>>509455364
>>509455473
America loves a winner!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS5yfhPGaWE

>>509455784
Holy fucking dimes

>>509455408
Kek, that would be more appropriate, but since zelensky is a kike he'd definitely take a fall

>>509450704 (OP)
>please be real

>>509453808
>UFC is the lowest tier of sports and everyone knows it.
Bullshit, it's the top tier of sport nowadays. Bouncing a ball and tossing it in a hoop is a higher sport than having battle knowledge, skill and awareness? If you suck at niggerball you just lose, if you suck at fighting you get btfo'ed. The stakes aren't even comparable

>>509456388
>Bullshit, it's the top tier of sport nowadays.
Too many rules. Nigger-tier ethos.

>>509456339
It is

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DLqyzzgxHYO/?igsh=MWZhdWJzazNrcW43dg==

>>509454286
>Zuck would attempt gay sex
Yeah no shit

>>509450704 (OP)
WE ROMAN EMPIRE NOW.

>>509450704 (OP)
Sounds based to me
Barry was shooting some b ball outside the white house to prove to people he was black so what's the issue

GOAT

>>509451031
Zelensky is a faggot actor and Netanyahu was a spec operator. This wouldn't be a good fight to watch.

>>509457301
>Netanyahu was a spec operator
In the IDF that means you know how to use binoculars.

>>509455043
lol it’s pretty hilarious at this point. What’s even funnier is Americans are celebrating their retardation and ignorance as a badge of honor.

>>509455364
Depends on who wins

>>509450704 (OP)
Wow that just makes us look like a joke.

>>509453828
>>509454349
came here just for this

>>509451031
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> Anonymous (ID: Jug1SDMO) 07/03/25(Thu)21:34:52 No.509451071▶>>509452548
>>>509450704 (OP) (OP)
>lol that's some third world shit.


zelensky vs white leader of ukraine

netenyahoo vs iran leader

>>509451255
Lmao ufc is straight up nigger tier mandingo shit

Create a main card and select the fighters.

>>509455462
This

>>509457998
>implying we didn't already

>Orange Man to have a UFC fight lololol
Biden had a trans strip show on the White House lawn.
...I miss old /pol/ before the faggots took over

>>509450892
I'd pay to watch that.

>>509450704 (OP)
Left vs Right: The Brawl 4 It All

I just made that up so give me credit when it happens. In each match, one fighter from each of the two political parties will participate.

Force CM Punk to go

>>509456388
damn nigger youre dumb, UFC peaked like 10 years ago, no one in it is interesting. the UFC so pays so low it attracts no elite athletes and the lure of it being new is gone so nobody goes into it because it's not worth the low pay

>>509450704 (OP)
Cool.

>>509457927
Watch it be some Israeli

>>509460292
UFC is just what closeted fags have replaced with football with since it's sweatier and full of more niggers rubbing up on one another. When you describe someone as a UFC watcher everyone knows the type of low life dipshit you're talking about kek.

>>509450704 (OP)
This is dumber than the alternate timeline in Homestuck where the Insane Clown Posse gets the presidency

>>509450892
This would be so much better than what is happening now

>>509450892
Our societies used to operate like this until "industrialization"

>>509453137

micropenis jew fantasies yuck

>>509450892
I miss celebrity deathmatch so fucking much

>>509451831
Camacho was a fantastic president and I'm tired of people claiming otherwise

>>509455043
That's what NFL and NBA are

>>509450704 (OP)
America sponsored by the UFC

>>509450704 (OP)
It wasn't supposed to be a documentary

>>509450704 (OP)
It's literally like these stories in the books about some uncouth low class barbarian seizing power and debasing established traditions and landmarks before he is removed some years later and normality and class are restored

FUCK YEAH, NERO

>fucktards that spent the entirety of June plastering everything with rainbows to celebrate mentally ill child molesters think this is tacky
Get the fuck out

>>509463536
beat me to it.
I need to get out of this country

>>509456388
Mmgay is what a nigger too stupid to do anything else ends up doing. Even boxing as pozzed as it is takes more talent than mmgay. The talent pool in mmgay is so fucking shallow and the booking nature of it makes it so it is riggable and allows someone who's been training for a couple of years to go to the top. Not to mention the preferential treatment with doping. MMA is about as interesting as slap fights

>>509453808
Andrew Jackson literally invited townies into the White House to a party centered around a 1,400 lb cheese wheel. Johnson held meeting with advisors while on the shitter. Slick Willy got his willy slicked. A UFC fight is par for the course.

>>509450784
UFC hasn't been based in a decade.
Infinite betting, liquor, and whore advertisements mixed with constant big corporate branding and some of the worst commentary in all of sports. It's by retarded gay men for retarded game men that enjoy watching fixed fights and pro wrestling dramatizations. Exhibitions aren't fights.