Thread 509453539

Its been over 3 years now since Russia got hit by sanctions and lost their access to McDonalds, but just like those uncontacted primitive tribes in Pacific Islands who build fake imitation mock-ups of the airplanes they seen during WW2, the Russians have made their own crude imitation of McDonalds. Its just like those Cargo Cults.

>>509453539 (OP)
>own crude imitation of McDonald
You mean they kept the exact same suppliers and same supply chains because everything was sourced from Russia and continued to serve McDonald's except they just called it something else.

>>509453539 (OP)
>they seen

retarded thread

Can Mcdonalds Co. Actually do anything if Russia just says fuck you and cintinues losing their logos/brand

>>509453539 (OP)
KILL YOURSELF CUNT

KEK thanks for reminding me of DonMak
jesus fucking christ are those ruschinks ridiculous

They'll never be on our level

>>509453539 (OP)
I'm curious what mcrussia's answer to mcds is like
the same? better? worse?
ivan let us know

>>509453539 (OP)
But the food is better at their crude imitation tho

>>509453539 (OP)
if that's the quality of woman working at ComradeDonald's then I might just move to Russia

>>509455606
>no corn syrups
>no seed oils
>no vaccinated beef
>no zogbroiler
Crude?

>>509455257
>argentine artist
>rottenberg
I was going to apologize on our behalf for a second but it's just a jew, I should have known

>>509455727
bruh she's mid for a russian
i know everyone thinks russian women are supermodels (they're not, i know at least 20 russian women) but trust me, this one is like a 3/10

>>509455262
McDicks is at least consistent, if nothing else. Their supply lines and products are rock solid. DonMak is probably better off in some ways by being able to source fresher ingredients but you start to lose some of that consistency when you just start buying whatever potato or using whatever beef/buns. It's probably better or at least the same, but sometimes it's great and other times it's just ok. This would be horrific to McDicks corporate who really really really want perfect mundanity at all times in every McDicks.

>>509453539 (OP)
A "cargo cult" is an ignorant tribe who thinks that by building retarded approximations of the shape of a plane out of sticks, or a landing strip in their village, it will summon magic sky plane gods to their village to bless them with gifts of food and tools.

How in the fucking universe is someone operating a store that is 100% real, has 100% real products, real burgers, real soda and fries, and sells them for real money, but just uses a knockoff name/logo of the company that used to own the location, anything like a "cargo cult"?

>>509455903
yeah i wonder how it is. i mean everyone has their own burger chains throughout the world. i went to some place i forgot the name of in moscow in 2014 it was ok. it wasn't mcdonalds but it wasn't bad either. But mcdonalds itself isn't the same thorught the world, it does taste different. For example in Sweden it tastes fucking horrible in my opinion

>>509455727
Try the Mc Spaghetti in the Mc Philippines McDonalds
according to OP it's better

>>509453849
> they kept the exact same suppliers and same supply chains

And introduced typical Russian quality control and corruption

>>509455727
She looks like Norm McDonald

>>509456290
4 McSpaghettis, 2 Big Macs, 3 large fries, please.

NAFO commits suicide.
Russian McDonald's (because it's based on Canadian McDonald's) uses real ingredients. American McDonald's once did but now cuts every corner (beef tallow for frying replaced with gmo oil). Who's the cargo cult?

>>509456489
wtf is a mcspaghetti
and is this dude comically large , or those servers comically small or a combination of both?

>>509456340
Oh noes! Now they're literally like every other fucking country's Maccas!

>>509456340
situation not much better in USA

>>509456340
US McDonalds have been busted 9 times for selling burgers with HUMAN DNA
Europe is probably eating Ukranian meat, instead of the normal horse meat euro mcdonalds always serves.

>>509456340
The chemical preservatives and undercooked meat at the US mcdonalds is much better than this one off instance for sure.

>>509453539 (OP)
how is that the same thing? the supply lines, locations, equipment remain mostly the same. they sell maccas for roubles to russians, but now theres no franchising fees paid to mcdonalds.

>>509456614
>is this dude comically large
typical Dutch man
typical Filipinos

>>509455727
I'm going to intentionally visit Donmak when the war is over.

>Delicious, farm-to-table, GMO-free burgers
>Soda without high fructose corn syrup
>Tasty fries cooked in beef tallow
>A working ice cream machine, real ingredients
>All-white restaurant, no random acts of violence
>Cute girls behind the counter
>Order is always correct and made quickly
>Kids playing happily on the playground
>Clean bathrooms with working soap dispensers and dryers

>>509457051
Lotta single GILF babushkas too now that all the men are long dead.

>>509456614
its in the Philippines. sweet spaghetti is a common fast food item.

>>509456811
Bad news for you buddy, if you've ever eaten food prepared by a human they've shed skin cells on it and you are a cannibal.

>>509453539 (OP)
Mcdonalds is a crude imitation of a restaurant serving food.

I am pretty sure when their franchise licences were revoked they just continued using the same recipes and suppliers e.g it is identical just under another name. Pretty smart actually

>>509456979
ok so giant vs midgets got it
>>509457145
kinda want to try it but probably not as good as a bacon double cheese i guess

>>509457236
Kinda like the chinks do with the garbage military equipment the copy from Russia. Pretty smart actually

>>509453539 (OP)
>Russians have made their own crude imitation of McDonalds.
It's literally the same corporation operated by the same people who continued working under a different brand name when McDonalds "left."

>>509453539 (OP)
>cargo cult
ITT we talk like HN nerds

>>509456340
>Memeflag
>screenshot of headline by anti-russian propaganda outlet in the UK
Eglin actually pays you for this?

>>509457139
I'll study up on my Russian and ask some girls out. DonMak is an excellent place for a first date.

>>509457293
its sort of like tinned spaghetti but sweeter
pretty strange honestly. id recommend going to jollibee and getting like 20 cheese burgers if you are ever in flip land, very affordable. 40 flip pesos for a burger is nothing.

>>509457437
>metro.co.uk
>anti-russian propaganda outlet
topkek
anon where do you think their pictures came from?

>>509457521
Ask them out? They will rim your asshole for 30 rubles...but you want to wife them?

>>509456614
>wtf is a mcspaghetti
Picrel.
>and is this dude comically large , or those servers comically small or a combination of both?
The dude is a westerner and the servers are Filipinos.

>>509457661
is there any meat in that or is it just sauce and pasta?
honestly probably better than mcsloppa by the look of it at least

>>509457164
I'll bet you think the USDA has meat inspectors that inspect every cut of meat in the slaughterhouse before it gets packed and shipped
don't feel bad, a lot of american NPCs believe that the government is there to protect them, so you are not alone.

Intelligent people don't eat at mcdonalds.
there is no meat inspector, the meat industry doesn't even recall bad meat when people die from it. risk management bean counters, say "fuck you, prove it, and sue is" your meat could, and probablu does contain anything and everything.

>>509457661
He looks oddly British and Russian at the same time

>>509457229
The McDonald brothers started a great restaurant, but the jews stole it, and turned it into goyslop

>>509457293
>kinda want to try it

make a pack of ramen noodles
drain the water
add ketchup

>>509458087
>ketchup
yeah ok maybe not

>>509457597
you do it for free

>>509458200
Don't be upset fellow American.

>>509457864
a little ecoli is good for you

They should of called it McFuck America's. I'd eat there.

>>509453539 (OP)
Russia can't live without our slop, proof that we won the cold war.

>>509458530
russia use their own organic food, thats not slop quality but more of US 1950 burger quality

>>509457578
>>metro.co.uk
>>anti-russian propaganda outlet
>topkek
>anon where do you think their pictures came from?
Well the caption says East2WestNews
This is a company, registered in the UK, of which Will Stewart is the director. Will Stewart is THE most prolific writer of articles about Russia published in the UK and has written at least 600 in the last 2 years, so nearly 2 per working day, which is a prodigious output on just the one subject.
The interesting this is, no Moscow correspondent has ever met "Will Stewart". Nobody posting his articles has a picture of him for their byline.
It's like this guy doesn't exist.
And he probably doesn't. Will Stewart is very likely a pseudonym used by a bunch of MI6 agents to spout anti-Russian propaganda in the UK press.
The journalist with her actual name on this article is herself dubious, because she has apparently penned 10,191 articles and counting all by her lonesome and her bio stated she held several jobs before becoming a journalist.
But, as the Guardian journalist who wrote Flat Earth News wrote in that book - most journalists these days aren't journalists. Most "journalism" consists of taking pre-written articles off the wire services like AP and Reuters, putting your byline on it and then publishing it in whatever outlet you work for i.e. most journalists don't write any fucking articles, they at best edit others work.
It is not uncommon, in fact it's very common, for thinly disguised adverts, think tank bullshit and government propaganda to get published as "news". Something like the Metro will publish it's own work about 10% of the time.

>>509458845
lol

NAFO COMMITS SUICIDE
Imagine being so bad at your job that you generate support among apoliticals for the distant foreign country you're trying to demonize.

>>509459480
huh?

>>509459445
all the "brands" are just local supplied and localy made by russians with the western name tag on it. russians dont have much money for putting all those chemicals ins the food like US now do. so they just stick on what the nature gives, which is organic.

>>509459677
No wonder food inflation is so bad there.

>>509458530
>proof that we won the cold war.
the cold war was ended by Reagan, because the us debt, was 2.6 Trillion dollars publicly. the US was bankrupt.

>>509459776
880 million acres dedicated to farming in 2022 in US 340 million people+30 million mexicans

Russia 544 million acres farmlands 146million people

It's still up.

>>509460279
Why does Russia need more land so badly then "German" bro?

>>509453539 (OP)
>just like those uncontacted primitive tribes in Pacific Islands who build fake imitation mock-ups of the airplanes they seen during WW2, the Russians have made their own crude imitation of McDonalds

or you could come to a better conclusion where russia has constantly been influenced by the adjacent chink population; something europe has never accounted for, nor have they accounted for the ridiculously bad weather screwing up their economy all the time.

it's also really FUNNY that russia did this, not contemptible as your propagandized dumbass thinks it is. it's an "eat your heart out mcDs" and it's glorious. it gives the execs at mcdonalds (which I just realized that's who you are (probably)) something to regret

kill all jews. both the ethnicity and religion

>>509460355
the tiny colonies on the west coast of europe have depleted their soils, germany france spain, have deforested their woodlands, there's zero oil, zero natural gas, western europe is fucked.

Russia has everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it's just not fair!!!!!
Russia Russia Russia

Russia has approximately 300.6 million acres of arable land. This figure represents the area that is suitable for cultivation. In addition, Russia has a total of 544 million acres of agricultural land according to the Food and Agriculture Organization of the United Nations

>>509453539 (OP)
>donmak
mcdonald’s abandoned the separatist republics, so the separatists took it over and turned it into a parody and made a pun. donmak is based

Russia is approximately 47 times the size of Germany in terms of land area
Russia is approximately 31 times the size of France.
Russia is roughly 70 times the size of the United Kingdom
Russia is roughly 560 times the size of Belgium

If Germans want to buy cheap gas and oil from Russia, they should leave NATO, exit the EU and make peace.

>>509455257
So jelly of that work of art. how many millions has it costed ?

>>509453539 (OP)
>Cargo Cult
another one of those words that has lost all meaning thanks to retards