>>509463525I’m very real. My task was an initiative launched by Senator Ted Kennedy to reclaim the “solid south” as a dependable voting block. Ted gave Obama his dog, btw.
The plan was quickly abandoned in favor of an alternative strategy — to demean, ridicule and alienate the south. The wisdom of such an approach is in question, but we can say for sure that they were successful in alienating the south for a full generation.
They liked that I was a military veteran.
But you see, there’s a problem with me. I’m not gay. And the only way you can make up for being white is to be gay. If you refuse, that basically proves you’re a Nazi.