>>509470736I’m the most retarded, folks. Nobody’s more retarded than me. People come up to me all the time, they say, ‘Donald, how do you do it? How are you so retarded?’ And I tell them, it’s a gift. I was born with it. Some people have brains, I have... whatever this is. Tremendous, really.
We cut billions in funding for social programs and still added trillions to the debt. True story. People said, ‘Mr. Trump, that won’t work.’ But I did it anyway, because I’m a visionary. The social programs were gutted, the national debt increased, and you know what? Everyone was amazed. They said, ‘Only Trump could do that. The most retarded thing we’ve ever seen.’
Even Einstein - smart guy, but not as retarded as me - he would look at me and say, ‘Mr. Trump, you’re truly one of a kind.’ And I’d say, ‘Thank you, Einstein, but I already know.’ Nobody does retarded like me. Believe me."