Thread 509468639

Did you leave tobacco and whiskey for when George Washington visits tonight?

Red pill me on old grand-dad

>>509468758
It’s the best sub-$30 bottle of bourbon ever made. At least the 100 proof is.

>>509468639 (OP)
Fucking most based thing I’ve seen all day

>>509468820
It looks comfy

>>509468639 (OP)
No, I'll be having beer and dark-fired cheroots all to myself.

>>509468639 (OP)
He didn’t smoke tobacco he did grow it through…

what you really want to do is poor some whiskey over that tobacco, squirt some honey in there with a dash of water, shake it up, then dump it out on a paper plate and dry it out, then smoke it...

>>509468758
Bonded bourbon has to follow strict guidelines, meaning it’s hard to fuck up. Cheap bonded bourbon almost cannot be bad

>>509469543
@grok is this true?

>>509469626
Yes

>>509468639 (OP)
I left a rubber and some KY for when Ben Franklin comes to fuck my butt.

>>509468639 (OP)
I'm gonna try to stay up all night and get a pic this year

>>509468639 (OP)
happy independence day goyim

>>509468758
Genuinely it's pretty good stuff. Haven't had any in awhile, however.

>>509469718
Kek
>>509469749
Based

>>509468639 (OP)
this is so exciting i poured a glass of applejack and left it with some powder and ball by the flag pole. i can hardly sleep! imagine all the tar and featherings to tyrants and their cronies tomorrow!

>>509469801
Modern America may be kiked, but what it originally stood for is sacred. George Washington warned of the influence of the Jewish Frankist Illuminati. He was one of the first to try to expose them.

>>509469626
theres only like 5 companies that make all the bourbon you see on store shelves they just rebrand everything or produce it under multiple labels for contract

>>509468639 (OP)
>another smoking ad thread made by a Jew
Kill yourself

>>509470029
True about 5 companies making everything, but each product usually has its own pot still in the distillery that uses different proportions of the ingredients and gets barreled for different amounts of time, meaning they all are still pretty unique. Buffalo Trace doesn’t taste like Eagle Rare doesn’t taste like Blanton’s, even though they’re all made in the same distillery.

>>509470274
Smoking tobacco is the greatest European pastime.

>>509470418
i see we have a fellow whiskey connoisseur give this irish a try they even carry it at costco now it should be easy to find

>>509471076
Love Redbreast, though I like Green Spot more.

>>509471155
im thinking youre a based lad

>>509470457
Smoking is Jewish filth. It is anti-European
Kill yourself Jew

>>509471319
Okay Shmuley.

>>509468639 (OP)
i left him a bag of Trump weed. Washington was a hemp farmer after all

Enjoy it