Thread 509468721

>Go to job interview
>Enter room
>"Hi anon, it's so nice to meet you, I'm the hiring manager for this department."

What do you do next?

>>509468721 (OP)
Turn 360° and walk out.

>>509468721 (OP)
Get her number and some HIV meds

>>509468721 (OP)
I work with boats. I never have to deal with this shit.

>>509468721 (OP)
Uhh be nice and try and make a good impression

>>509468721 (OP)
Get naked, pour some honey and milk on me. I slowly start to get hard, call her the n word and put my penis in her mouth. She starts crying and yelling, I pin her down and have aggressive sex with her, I pull her hair and tell her to call me, big daddy. Finally I put my sperm inside her. She then gets up and says you’re hired. Turns out she gets pregnant and she promotes me within weeks, I make over 170k a year now and I propose to her. I buy myself a Cadillac Escalade fully equipped and a Mercedes s class (bullet proof)

>>509468721 (OP)
>time to play get this nigger bitch to want to fuck me or believe that I'm a faggot game

It's that easy bros

>>509468721 (OP)
>Hey is there a human I can speak to? Preferably a white man?

>>509468721 (OP)
Idk, sodomize her useless black ass with a broom?
You think my pecker is going anywhere near her? Crazy.

>>509468721 (OP)
Tell her how much I enjoy watermelon and fried chicken?

>>509468859
Disgusting.

>>509468721 (OP)
Flirt with her
If you're a White man and not hideous, black women of all ages go crazy if you're a little sweet and spicy. I'd rather be interviewed by a negress than a White woman, the former melt in my hands with no effort

>>509468721 (OP)
>"Hey let's just cut to the chase. I want to fuck you, you want to fuck me. Let's make this happen"

>>509468721 (OP)
>*smiles*
>*shakes hand*
>the pleasure is all mine madame
If you don't know hide to hide your powerlevel and appeal to normies your ngmi
>>509468859
I kneel

I don't have a problem working with people of any race or religion. My only problem is with working for people who do evil, which is why I threw away my Wall Street career, nice remote salary, and the offer of millions of dollars. It it is difficult for me to explain how evil Wall Street is to you. Not only do they profit on wars, they privately celebrate 9/11 for making gold futures go up.

>>509468721 (OP)
>I know you have 3 openings *wink wink*

>>509468802
and what walk back into the interview? Anon come on...

>>509468721 (OP)
Im a relatively handsome white man with a deep voice and a thick head of hair. Ill be fine.

>>509468721 (OP)
rape

>>509468721 (OP)
grab her hand and try to sense any sexual energy

>>509469256

Why would a man turn down millions of dollars to survive in poverty doing hard manual labor working at survival wages in illegal conditions? It is because there are people in this world that make billions of dollars from the death of children in Ukraine and Palestine.

Sometimes, doing the right thing is about more than avoiding evil. Sometimes, doing the right thing means fighting a war and staking your life against very evil people even when the odds are against you. This is the meaning of Karbala and Ashura.

How many people in this world would face certain death just to do the right thing? How many people would pray for this to happen?

>>509468859
fucking hot, this is why I come to 4chan, for the occasional hot writing. Also,

The moderate pro-Holocaust group the ZAZI PARTY now forming. We accept and support and LOVE everyone of all races, religions and creeds and ONLY stand for the complete extermination of Zionist Kikes. All are welcome if you wish to help Purge the Scourge

Sorry I entered the wrong room turn and leave.

Black girls are ridiculously easy to get to like you if you understand their mentality. They're defensive by default due to a lifetime of dealing with black men and usually feel like shit about themselves, so just be cocky and amiable at the same time while playfully bantering and making jokes. That's it. No matter how much of a bitch she is or how hard she roasts you, just take it with a smile, and realize that it's only a matter of time before she stops hating you.

Having jungle fever helps, but it's not essential.

>>509469105
>black women of all ages go crazy if you're a little sweet and spicy
This.

>>509468721 (OP)
nigger

>>509468721 (OP)
Fried chikum

>>509469405
Kek

>>509468721 (OP)
Ew

>>509468721 (OP)
File a sexuall harassment lawsuit

>>509469507
>cases of Whites raping a nigger: 0
You've outed yourself as a negro, nigger.

>>509468721 (OP)
flirt with the nigress and get the job and raw dog her plump nigger ass with my dirty fat beaner cock

>>509468721 (OP)
>job interview
do you retards not understand that literally EVERYTHING bad happens only because you finance it with taxes?

>>509468721 (OP)
“So are we gonna bang or what?”

>>509469908
you mean pajeet

>>509469782
That works with girls like in OPs pic. Chances are you get some fat Lizzo lookin nigger that has a chip on her shoulder about wypepo

>>509468859
This man knows how to do a job and get a job. Couldn't imagine why she wouldn't hire you. Fags are seething.

>>509468721 (OP)

Tell the truth about her race

>>509469959
I mean nigger, nigger

>>509468721 (OP)
*DAP*

Oaight wat up shawty, Im a computer wiz and all dat ya feel me, and lemme tell you sum as a Black King I feel like I deserve the spot ya feel me, I been laid off for like... 6 months now ya heard, pimpin n all dat, tryin a go skrait ya heard? You from Trini? Nigeria? Where you from, I like ya whole steezo n all dat you know you fly haha oaight bet Ima dip

>>509470045
>ook ook eek eek

>>509468721 (OP)
I live in Ukraine . Negers are exotic and uncommon. I will be interested to talk to neger woman.

rape

>>509468721 (OP)
Simple never talk to female manager
Female brain functions in binary 0 and 1
>Looksmaxx - 1 - good
>Dark blue shirt - 0 - bad

Everything in their brain is based on what they personally like

>>509468721 (OP)
Ask the nigger who let her in the country

>>509470122
Do you have zoos in Ukraine? You there and go to the chimp cage and talk to the chimps. It's pretty much the same.

>>509468859
Flag checks out

>>509469963
>Chances are you get some fat Lizzo lookin nigger that has a chip on her shoulder about wypepo
end result is the same

>>509468721 (OP)
>sit down refusing to shake her hand
>put feet on the table pushing her laptop towards her
>cross my arms and stare at her for a few minutes
>ask "what do you do here besides wasting my time"
>"sir I don't think this is gonna work ou..."
>proceed to unzip my pants and furiously masturbate while never breaking eye contact.

>>509468721 (OP)
360 and walk out. I know exactly what kind of company this is and I never had a real chance of being hired anyway.

>"Hi anon, it's so nice to meet you, I'm the hiring ma-"
>"NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS."

>>509468721 (OP)
>4chan
>job interview
kek

>>509468802
180 you absolute fucking nigger.

>>509469405
Hello, nufag.

>>509470681
Lol, is it just nufag day here?
Lurk moar, dumbasses.

>>509470753
Exactly, if you'd be turning 360°, you'd still be looking at her.

>>509470497
>you: niggers tounge my anus
>her: "o-okay" and gets on her knees
What do you do?

>>509469405
>>509470681
Newfaggots

>>509468721 (OP)
"You got a wonderful smile"
Then see if she wants to beat guts later.

>>509468721 (OP)

use the good ole 'how pregnant you wanna be right now?" to be immediately recommended for CEO.

>>509470681
>>509470812
yo dis summa da wysupremaciss maffs n sheit?
sheeeeeiiiit

>>509470877
Bixnood mofugga, namsayin?

>>509470659
kek
Job interview? What year is this?

>>509470917
sheeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit nigguh

>>509468721 (OP)
>Know that the department is going to be a complete failure.
Proceed to tell them about all my hardworking Indian "Friends".
>Jeet gets hired.
Not only does the department and company fail at an extreme rate, it's also covered in shit rape.
>They voted for this.

>>509470995
I be trippin' on dis sheet fo real, mah nigguh.

>>509468721 (OP)
Take her outreached hand and gently kiss it and then look her in the eyes and say "the darker the berry the sweeter the juice".

>>509468721 (OP)
present my massive engorged penis and place its bulbous head in her extended palm for her to massage. then spurt huge loads of superior white sperm all over her and her desk.

>>509468859
a frenchman would do this for money
pigs

>>509471457
only angloids do it money
frenchbros do it for the love of the game

>>509471376
That's zoophilia

>>509471376
bestiality

Buck break "her".

That's man, dude.

>>509468721 (OP)
Honestly, it's better than an Indian because at least you have a chance of getting hired.

>>509468802
lel newfag detection 101

>>509471910
>Honestly, I'm a nigger mutt and I pretend to be White online

>>509468721 (OP)
I say how many other niggers they got here?!

>>509468721 (OP)
Depends. If you are a remotely handsome White male (6/10 at least) and are lean with a bit of muscle, this is the single best scenario you could find yourself in, she will be horny the moment you enter the room and it will not matter what you say, she already decided to hire and have sex with you on this very table.
If you don't fit the description, ehm, well, I guess try your best? Black women, as long as they are somewhat good looking, in hiring positions tend to be less bitchy than White women, however if you are Black yourself and a man, you might aswell just turn around and go home, Black women in those positions know their kind, they are all like Candace Owens and don't give a shit about their own men.

>>509468721 (OP)
I leave the city and move to a small white town.

>>509468721 (OP)
Seeing as how my ancestors never enslaved her race
it would go well, actually
thanks for asking

>>509468859
>buying a car that's 3 years of your entire untaxed salary
>that's heavy as fuck and handles like ass

I've driven armored cars. You don't wanna drive them, takes the performance aspect out entirely because of how heavy they are. You'll never afford one in your life, your fantasy is as dumb as marrying a nigger.

>>509468721 (OP)
I will do what I normally do.
I behave like I'm bored and try make the employer realise that the interview is a total inconvenience so they must rush it

>>509469405
>>509470681
you have to go back reddit niggers

>>509468721 (OP)
N

>>509468721 (OP)
She is extending her hand for my BWC, it would be bad manners not to whip it out and let her get a stroke on it.

>>509469405
This guy is probably memeing
>>509470681
This is a genuinely retarded newfag

>>509468721 (OP)
I don't touch the hands of dirty fucking NIGGERS and walk away.
I'd rather starve than have to deal with a woman.

>>509468721 (OP)
at least it's not a jeet so you'd at least have a chance of being hired.

>>509470393
the interviewer isn't indian so this won't work

>>509468721 (OP)
>hi beautiful
>you doing anything this weekend?
any white guy over a 5 can easily pull nigger pussy if you just butter them up a little bit. nigger chicks melt at flattery and they're loyal as a fuckin puppy if you do it.