Thread 509473781

This shit is not pizza
There is something fundamentally subhuman about the "people" living in Chicongo

>>509473781 (OP)
what the fuck is this

>>509473781 (OP)
If they just called it something else I'd maybe accept it.

Is this pizza?
Someone came to my city and said it wasn't real pizza

>>509473781 (OP)
That looks very calorie dense

>>509473781 (OP)
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>>509473850
where you should be 45 mins ago

>>509473925
looks like quesadilla

>>509473925
What even is that?
Chicago deep dish is literally closer to pizza than that

>>509473781 (OP)
Unironically I want to try this but the one shown looks like shit. It's basically a fucking lasagna but with bread.

>>509473781 (OP)
its a piece of pie? isnt that what you call it

>>509474069
that looks stupid, no wonder brown folk laugh at us.

>>509474031
Calgary pizza. Apparently it came from Greek immigrants. The only real difference is they put the toppings under cheese.

>>509474069
crust is fucked

You're just a bigoted provincial snob. Pizzas come in all shapes and they're beautiful.

>>509473781 (OP)
>>509474069
what in the goddamn

>>509474150
how do you even eat fish heads like that
surely the bones would just destroy your mouth with splinters

>>509473998
/thread

>>509474069
The sauce is what makes a pizza good, the toppings are just that, toppings. The chicago dish is just extreme autism of this belief.

>>509473781 (OP)
All the midwestern good goys come there. Check in the weekend when the germanic midwestern cattle come to attend the goyball games from all around the state and surrounding suburbs.

With goyim cattle like that the jews will rule for another 10000 years.

>>509473781 (OP)
>>509474075
when the a moon hits a your eye like a big piece a pie that’s amoray(eel)

>>509474236
Good example

>>509473781 (OP)
Might not be pizza but it looks delicious.

>>509473781 (OP)
that actually closer to pizza than normal pizza retard.

>>509473781 (OP)
i love ny pizza but op looks quite good too
why does everything have to be a competition with you autists
also chicago is a much cleaner city than nyc since they effectively segregate their blacks
the more you know

>>509474150
God damned anglos man

>>509474069
>It's basically a fucking lasagna but with bread.
The go-to meme for retards who have never tried deep dish

>>509473781 (OP)
I agree unreservedly on both points. I live in Illinois, and I've known this most of my life.

>>509474336
You say that like Italians invented pizza (America did)

>>509473781 (OP)
amerisharts dont know anything about food or how to cook. dont even care if it classifies as pizza or not, that just looks like shit

>>509473781 (OP)
Why do Americans ruin everything?
>cars
>food
>sports
>women
Even American blacks are way worse than your standard African.
Jews are more evil in America than elsewhere.
Wtf is in the water there?

>>509473781 (OP)
Wacamole! I'm from Cali-Wali (California for you non-natives) and that is one fucked up looking Hot Carl (Our name for pizza).

other than me not one person with a gsoh itt. the White race can die for all i care.

>>509473781 (OP)
That's a bolognese pizza right? I love those, tasty af

>>509474702
chicago deep dish

>>509474566
your best vehicles are american v8 shitposts and japanese diesel versions. your food is probably whatever the flavor of immigrant of the day is. your sports are just rugby and freestyle rugby, and kiwiland fucks you in the ass in your own sports. your women are probably better than ours but fuck you, blonde cunt.

>>509474898
nah bro stralya has that one truck-car thing like the el camino that rips the asshole out of anything we make

>>509474982
and it's an american shitpost.

>>509473998
One of these?

>>509473850
Shut up kike

>>509473781 (OP)
afaik barely anyone in chicago eats that shit, tavern style is way more popular with the locals

its a thicc pizza
a thicza if you will
it needs toppings though

>>509474477
Ha - I have a shitter older than the USA

>>509475193
The classic thin crust is dangerously underrated

>>509475193
t. suburb faggot

>>509475483
Its the best pizza. crust is flavourless fluff.

>>509473781 (OP)
>electric chair isn't chair

>>509474069
Go to Lou Malnottis. Solid chicago style for a solid price.

>>509474477
This.
Literally every single example of "ethnic" food was invented in New York or California.
Yes, I am serious.

>>509475906
What about ginger beef

>>509473781 (OP)
That's not a pizza. It's a tomato and cheese casserole.

If that's pizza just because it contains the same ingredients, then pic rel is also "pizza".

>>509474001
it does

>>509474477
>You say that like Italians invented pizza (America did)
I thought Sikhs invented pizza?

>>509475279
so italians invented shitty pizza in 1889 and then americans made pizza into what it is today. So shititalians contributed to pizza for 16 years and americans for 120 years. I guess pizza is american.

Reminder: there is nothing wrong with being retarded

>>509473998
damn son

>>509474274
that looks good

>>509474069
>lasagna but with bread.
But that sounds good, even better than lasagna.

>>509474376
i can assure you that no Englishman made a pie like that. its a Scandinavian thing

>>509475279
really?

>>509473781 (OP)
first off this is tourist shit pizza invented by some mutt texan that moved to chicago. secondly american pizza isn't pizza. lastly and more ironically it closely resembles a torta salata.

>>509475952
looks more like a pizza than your prolapsed bagel

>>509476419
Catalonians also resemble a Spaniard

>>509474600
Where did this originate from? Its so dumb, but I like it.

>>509473781 (OP)
Real Chicago style pizza is actually thin crust. The “deep dish” “””pizza””” that people think is Chicago style, is not actually considered pizza. It’s a pie. The more you know. Gas kikes. TKD. NHH.

You haven’t lived until you’ve had a lasagna sandwich.

>>509474566
>Oi, mate! To make our $300 billion AUKUS guests feel at home, all Bunnings Snags will be upgraded to chili cheese dogs.

>>509473781 (OP)
Is this a covert -op pedo thread?

>>509475193
Fucking disgusting slob. Can you "people" eat normal for once?

>>509476560
is that a lasanwich mate?

>>509476601
looks like what you get from most pizza joints to be honest. im a calzone kinda guy anyway

>>509476303
>leaf
>pottery

>disgusting bread peons ITT
Pathetic.

>>509476692
Cope, we love frankie here

>>509473781 (OP)
I'll never forget my parents (who cared more about my birthday being a "surprise" than they did about getting me what I asked them for repeatedly!), I'll never forget them getting me a Papa Murphy's deep dish and it was fucking awful.

All I wanted was a god damn pepperoni pizza and a basic white cake but these retarded boomer fucks went out of their way to drop like $30 in 2008 on a fucking Papa Murphy's deep dish and it was fucking disgusting and I could barely force down a single piece.

I got no cake that year and as usual every gift was a subtle insult about how much they hated all our hobbies. All me and my brother ask for is GameStop gift cards since it was the only way we got any money for video to games but instead they got us shit like a shitty basketball hoop because extended family I saw once a year thought I wasn't active enough (I've never been overweight in my life and eventually became a world class athlete).

FUCK BOOMERS, FUCK PAPA MURPHY'S AND FUCK DEEP DISH PIZZA. ITS ABSOLUTE SHIT

>>509476601
what if the ingredients were precisely measured out to the nearest gram, would you be ok with it then?

Time to say it again. We are proud of the deep dish and will hype it up but we don't have it often and is seen as more of a tourist/suburb attraction. Actual Chicago pizza that we eat the most probably looks boring to most people. It's closer to NY pizza but we cut it in squares.

Look up Chicago style tavern pizza.

>>509476815
Pro tip: playing vidya is not a hobby, it's a vice. Your parents were right.