Thread 509475532

Why?
What the fuck ?

>>509475532 (OP)
he's cool, but he's not bond.

>>509475532 (OP)
Jews

>>509475532 (OP)
James Bond is a shitty dying franchise. Although Cavill is an inexplicably unsuccessful actor so would still be a good gig for him.

>>509475754
those faggots should just have carried on with the superman batman thing. it was good.

>>509475532 (OP)
they picked a shit nigger for it as well. Idris Elba would have made a perfect bond.

>>509475532 (OP)
He looks like a boy, not like a man.

James Bond is a man, so ...

>>509475754

He’s an A-lister and a household name with multiple blockbusters under his belt. What is your definition of a successful actor?

>>509475818
He looks more of man than the twinks Hollywood is considering for Bond. Here are your front runners.

>>509475688
sure he is

I can't think of anyone better now save depp but could depp pull it off?

hmmmm

he mogs the shitbag who was bond for last lik 4 moveis

pierce was too robotic maybe too old he would outdo pierce too

>>509475754

fuck off pajeet

>>509475816

in jew micropenis dreams

can u fucking goblins stop thinking about blacks for 1 second?

lol

>>509475907
>Here are your front runners

1- works behind counter at Greggs
2- smarmy double glazing salesman
3- paper boy

>>509475907

does some old gay guy own the bond franchise now?

elon should buy
doctor who
star wars
bond
dune
conan
lord rings

and make super aryan versions with ridiculous hot white non irish nor italian actors no jewws

that would be a good use of the money

They're making a lot of noise about literally who's to throw everyone off but it was always going to be Cavill and the fact people don't think it's going to be him makes it more certain that it will be.

>>509475532 (OP)
We really do be living in a simulacrum doe

This is like the sixth million reboot of this shitty franchise, just let it die

Why should a white, rich, and handsome man be a bond in a Muslim country?

>>509475532 (OP).

hi, remove the James (Jaymes) part, and let's talk about bringing him in.

>>509476102

I know!! How is this possible?

I see hotter guys on the moggs tik toks

this is liek 10mil$ job role right? +fame

pic related: no idea who this guy is but this is what bond should look like

>>509475912
he would have been Bond before the whole superman thing. now he cant be Bond. He would have been a great Bond otherwise.
>depp
are you fucking joking mate?
>last bond
he was good but they made some shit movies with him.

>>509475532 (OP)
They figured out he wasn't a leftist during the witcher filming when he tried to push for something closer to the game instead of their commie pozzed shit which is coincidentally when the roles offered him dried up.

>>509475888
What is your definition of a successful actor?
Being in lots of decent films and in high demand instead of constantly overlooked and every project he's in going nowhere (Superman, Witcher).

>>509476129
I hope you are right but I'm wounded from star wars doc who dune conan lord rings abuses I tried to watch and was just like kick in the balls lol

Can't jews make up wakanda liek shit some other alternative shit rather than shit up existing white art?

If they made movies with hot white men and women people would BUY TICKET

I think jews simply print fake sales as if they are selling blockbuster even if 0 people go see movie
no one audits them
so sad
good movies really are fun

>>509476137

fuck off u tasteless anti white shitbag

>>509475532 (OP)
Jewish scheming.
The guy is obviously perfect for the role, but back before they cast Daniel Craig, Henry Cavill auditioned and the jewish execs said he was too young and immature.
Now that Craig retired, the jewish execs say they want a young Bond which is why Cavill is getting passed over again.

>>509476217

no the daniel craig guy was cringe

he is not typecast as superman get outa here

>>509476223

fucking cunts

I hope 40k warhammer shit isnt ruined

kill the jews

they spoil everything

>>509475532 (OP)
He's too old to start playing bond unless they start filming tomorrow.

And something just isn't right about him.

>>509476368

I bet they will try the jewboy who played BANE

>>509476416
>daniel craig guy was cringe
he was a good bond come on.
>not typecast as superman get outa here
he is a bit. and he did play a spy in some other movie, remember? i dont know, hard to take him seriously in that role. if its between him and some nigger then sure, he'll do great.

>>509476476

He was a bit stiff liek hes afraid to say something wrong in that one spy movie with armie hammer
man from uncle

>>509476476
>And something just isn't right about him.
i know what you mean. he's good, but not for bond. superman yes. bond no.

>>509476595

are u serious

Look I rank bonds
1 Roger Moore witty funny strong smoothe
2 Connery semi smoothe witty
3 rest i dont even consider bond any more than new star wars or star trek next generation is real

maybe you are young

>>509476630

no fcukin way he fine for bond

HE already played a spy twice, one in a comedy

superman christopher reeves was good movie, new one was cinge as fuck even with cavill

>>509476669
ive seen all the bonds matey. Moore was good but a comedy bond. connery was good. brosnan did well. dalton is underrated. craig had a decent 'ex SAS' feel about him, at least in the beginning. maybe you're a woman.

>>509476736
im telling you he cant fit into the bond role. i say this as a guy with a huge hardon for Cavill. he should have played superman for the next 20 years.

>>509476189
Way more faggy, feminine look than Cavil

>>509475532 (OP)
because studios are stupid

>>509476334
>>509476310
i bet you live in romania

>>509476189
>pic related: no idea who this guy is but this is what bond should look like
Way too good looking for a spy - couldn't go anywhere unnoticed - neither could Cavil, but dammit he is the perfect Bond - fighter, seducer, funny... I think I'm in love with Henry.

The way those movies are made today, he wouldn't be a good fit.
He'd be standing there with the books in hand telling the director that the script isn't macho enough.

They only cast British guys for Bond.
>>509475754
>James Bond is a shitty dying franchise
It's died like four times. Casino Royale was really good at the time. They try hard with the first movie for every actor, then don't give a shit until it stops making a lot of money.

>>509475532 (OP)
Too old
Too boring
Not really British (he's from Jersey)

>>509476009
Imagine these two lezzing out corr

>>509477044
i remember that when it happened. classic cavill move.

>>509476785

you just have bad taste then

could luke evans be bond?

>>509477133
>Too old
Too boring
Not really British (he's from Jersey)

You watch your dam hoar mouth.
Jersey Is British ( it's not New Jersey)

>>509476476
He was a fat kid.

>>509475532 (OP)
James Bond is supposed to be a British agent and Cavill isn't really a good representative for the next generation.
James Mohammad Bond or James Kumar Bond should be played by a diverse British actor.

>>509476785

craig was a wooden no culture goon who cant act his way outof bag it was cringe as fuck trying to watch that pos act
smoothe no
midget so not strong bond was an ass kickin guy connery was bit skinny for the role
no british class
maybe you aren't white so you don't get the white class culture thing

>>509476596
I think his attempt at an American accent harmed his performance, but other than that it was fine. and Man From UNCLE is an underrated movie.

>>509477195
>could luke evans be bond?

Not classy enough - needs a smirk

>>509476829

totally wrong he easily could and could take some lessons on charm n manners from some older brits to help it along and loosen up a bit

>>509477195
Too gritty. He looks like a dockhand in a tux.

>>509476835

get him a trainer like they did wolverine guy

bond was mega chad and smoothe

>>509477251
>James Mohammad Bond or James Kumar Bond should be played by a diverse British actor.
Martini diarrhea - shaken not squirted - bloody bastard fuckin

>>509476476
>Henry Cavill is 42 years old
how the fuck is that too old for bond?
the sean connery bonds are one of the best ones and he's like 60 in them
if anything 40-50 is the perfect age
being 30 or less is not believable as this 'wise has seen everything and done everything' character that bond is

>>509476993

Boston but lived on beach in los angeles for 20 years
6-6 blue eyes buff
you fuck dogs?

>>509477195
maybe. looks sly enough. remember, bond is supposed to be sly and smart, not especially good looking.

>>509477044
Its funny how even there he is miles above that cheek implant jew girl dog in looks

she could never pull him in her wildest dreams

let me pick the bond girls and ratings through the ROOF (spoiler burch twins)

why do you keep asking spys to play spys

>>509477281
>craig was a wooden no culture goon who cant act his way outof bag it was cringe as fuck trying to watch that pos act
i find that assessment unfair,
>no british class
he was a more down to earth bond i'll give you that Gypsy. a soldier bond. i liked some of his movies. even the last one. the opening sequence was great. a world weary bond was interesting.

>>509477420
>James Mohammad Bond or James Kumar Bond >should be played by a diverse British actor.

Doesn't make the girls cream their knickers though, does he?

>>509476630
Superman is a shit role and always has been. It's also career suicide based on previous actors. Not sure why it's so hyped up, the movies have never made much money and it's just a stupid comic book character for kids.

Thing is there aren't any other readily available actors to play Bond today unless they scour the world for an unknown White actor to play him. If he was going to be cast, it should have been after Skyfall. They wasted so much time with Daniel Craig by not making Bond movies with him when he was in the age bracket, and instead stood around hyping it up for years on end only to make 1 good movie and 4 shit movies with some good scenes in them.

The fuckin movie industry is retarded and highly inefficient.

is that the joke?

>>509475912
Denzel Washington would make a fabulous Bond imo

>>509477317
better to go with some new unknown actor. he's got to be white and speak proper english obviously, but using a well known guy just wont work. this is my final answer.

>>509477388
you sound pretty fruity desu

>>509475532 (OP)
because he's a toxic manbaby incel apparently

>>509477124

easily ressurectable

its like star trek and wars

faggy jews n roasties fucked it up

people know what they want

jews have habit of trying to serve peas when u ordered steak n lobster

they put shit under name of something previously awesome

jewbags!! just make your new shit but give it NEW NAME

super nigger or wahtever girl megaboss 5000!

>>509477133
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Cavill

u shitbreath

not new jersey

Cavill was born on 5 May 1983, fourth of five boys in a Catholic family in Saint Helier, Jersey, in the Channel Islands.[2

>>509477376
Jems Bhond: Migration Agent 007

>drives an Aston Martin that converts into a train
>drinks cow urine martini, shaken not stirred
>delivers classic one liners after dispatching enemies like "now your are fucking"
>gets instructions from Call Centre manager M
>gets tech from Q from Microsoft
>USES PROXIMITY MINES DISGUISED AS COWPATS
>threw acid in Moneypenny's face for flirting with another agent

Ready to sapport Israel! Jai Hind!

>>509477157

imagine flame thrower on the jew

then other one serving lemonade topless

>>509477547
he was a good superman and they should have mad a couple more movies with him. afleck did a good job with batman too. all you haters need to stop.
>scour the world for an unknown White actor to play him.
just scour the drama departments at well to do english public schools. and yes, a hite guy obviously, as he's meant to be
>wasted so much time with Daniel Craig by not making Bond movies with him when he was in the age bracket...
agreed, though the whole old bond thing was well done.

>>509477610
>gobbled up the manufactured hit pieces
I hope the USSR reforms and dual-invades you with Germany again you retard.

>>509475532 (OP)
He's not welcomed much in Hollywood anymore. Something must have happened between him and the jews.

>>509477685
Wot m8

>>509475532 (OP)
The next james bond will be trans and on her first mission she will be fucked in her ass.

>>509477704
>>drives an Aston Martin that converts into a train
>>drinks cow urine martini, shaken not stirred
>>delivers classic one liners after dispatching enemies like "now your are fucking"
>>gets instructions from Call Centre manager M
>>gets tech from Q from Microsoft
>>USES PROXIMITY MINES DISGUISED AS COWPATS
>>threw acid in Moneypenny's face for flirting with another agent

Throw away 1 liner when executing baddy - no, you're redeemed!

>>509477307

it was on the edge of being quite good

the girl was far too ugly for the part

he was pretty good opposite the armand guy who ive never seen since

>>509475532 (OP)
because they want to destroy everything we love

>>509477044
He likes that young pussy, just like James Bond.

>>509477685
>Channel Islands
Pretty close to France. Is Canada Britain?

I thought he was fucking American though, really good at hiding his accent.

Pierbi is volunteering. She likes her cock shaken not stirred.

He's already been in a few spy movies and has been pretty mediocre

>>509475532 (OP)
Who cares. He needs to focus on Warhammer 40K …

>>509477810
>He likes that young pussy, just like James Bond.

Don't we all?
Who wants a roasty??

>>509477777
>The next james bond will be trans and on her first mission she will be fucked in her ass.
checked and butt slut pilled

captcha 0MSXN

>>509477529

u are a tasteless dog fucker

I am a scion of the austro hungarian empire so not sure who u calling gypsie u bear buggering kanuk

>>509477815
>Pretty close to France. Is Canada Britain?

I've been there - it's British - a bit sunnier - NO BLACKS and zero crime - really (everyone has French names too, but meh)

>>509476334
why are you so gay?

>>509477589

but bond isn't an ugly nigger who cant act like denzel

>>509477386
>how the fuck is that too old for bond?
Retirement age for a 00 is 45.
Connery starting playing Bond at age 31 and did You Only Live Twice while still in his late-30s.

>>509477601

no way im a grounded stud

im also not boring and not at all a fag

i do wish all jews dead

>>509477610

oh shut up poo

>>509477903
>cant have a civil cavill discussion
you're like a woman

>>509477961
he's romanian

>>509477704
>shaken not stirred
No.
Shit in, not stirred.

>>509478011
About 52 in Never Say Never Again.

>>509478016
>i lived on the beach for 20 years
definitely a fruit. tropical fruit,

>>509477704
>Jems Bhond:
they'd probably say like 'jamis bhond'

>>509477714
superman was cringe as fuck

mid next to superhero

match the guy with a megababe

only fuckup with originals was gene hackman as luthor what ass ramming jew shit gargler picked that tard is beyond me

who would have been a good luthor? hmmmmm in 1980??

>>509477789
Armie Hammer had a weird fallout after being uncovered as a cannibal.

>>509477777

I would be ok with a hot shemale as one of the women in the movie, maybe an evil opponent mad she cant get his ass.lol
now what would be funny as fuck is to have a hot girl play the shemale like one of the burch twins

LOL
that would be epic
stacy playing hot shemale

>>509477784
Kek

>why aren't you a Dr No
>from Rajpur with love
>Poofinger
>Thunderbowl
>You Only Reincarnate Twice
>On Her Majesty's Secret Saarvice
>Diamonds are For The British Museum
>Live and Let Die in the Street
>the Man with the Golden Bum
>the Spy Who Loved Bobs
>Moonrapist
>For Your Jais Only
>Octopussy (Bhopal mutation)
>A Poo to a Kill
>the Shitting Daylights
>BrownEye
>Tomorrow Never Rice
>Your Town is not Enough
>Jai another Day
>Casino Royale: dot not feather

>>509477850
>Who wants a roasty??
Not me, unless it's lightly roasted meat and potatoes.

>>509477810
and anyone with a cock

>>509478095
That was basically a caricature of bond after a massive legal dispute and a shit ton of money that brought Connery back.

>>509478329
>>why aren't you a Dr No
>>from Rajpur with love
>>Poofinger
>>Thunderbowl
>>You Only Reincarnate Twice
>>On Her Majesty's Secret Saarvice
>>Diamonds are For The British Museum
>>Live and Let Die in the Street
>>the Man with the Golden Bum
>>the Spy Who Loved Bobs
>>Moonrapist
>>For Your Jais Only
>>Octopussy (Bhopal mutation)
>>A Poo to a Kill
>>the Shitting Daylights
>>BrownEye
>>Tomorrow Never Rice
>>Your Town is not Enough
>>Jai another Day
>>Casino Royale: dot not feather

Pretty good - you put too much effort in to this

>>509477961
posting some white face bros isnt gay

I can say a guy has good face without being gay

u butt nut

>>509478205
oh come off it. cavill was a great superman and gene hackman, though a huge jew, was funny as am evil/comic luthor. that other jew was a good luthor too. to be honest ive likes all the luthors that have ever been. and all the supermen. all of them. especially that one where he had a kid with lois lane. he should have done more because that was an interesting story line. superboy

>>509478057

Told you I am american from boston with austrain german background

keep up

put down the poor dog and lube

>>509478329

>Chai another day?

most importantly whos gonna be boris

>>509478476
all i smell is fruit. like a glass of tropicana, you know? maybe appletinis in the fall.

>>509475532 (OP)
Hands too small

>>509478100
it was tuff with all the latinas and white protestant girls

>>509478303

lol say what now?

>>509478478
Also good, damn missed it :D

>>509478531
you like big hands eh?

>>509478537
i can imagine they would steal the attention of all the guys quite a bit. lots of competition.

>>509478564
Armie Hammer is a literal cannibal.

>>509478407

>Saarvice


u know bollywood probly has 100 spy movies over the top shit galore

>>509478670
has india ever made a movie you can take seriously? i doubt it.

>>509478670
oh dear

>>509475532 (OP)
because the world thinks he's American not British.

>>509478450

Christopher Reeve absolutely moggs Cavill as superman and as an actor with charm and authenticity.

Cavills weakness is he seems stiff like has an electric ass plug the jews are buzzing him with and hes trying keep straight face. Not much charm or humor ive seen. Was kinda flat plain vanilla in man from uncle best movie ive seen him. Was about same in ministry of ungentlemanly warfare but still kinda flat...... he needs to amp up his charm wit and humanity maybe some older mentor can teach him ...

>>509477044
that is rather sweet and enviable. he'd be a good bond. it's getting harder to develop a credible plot for bond though, with the whole world realising the lies of jews. who'd be the villain?

>>509475532 (OP)
the vast majority of british are brown

>>509478831
>because the world thinks he's American not British.

Not really - not since Witcher (it just means he's a good actor)

>>509478529

real fags have banana daquiri

are you italian? you have the boorish sense of humor of an italian combined with the inability to drop something b4 it becomes a dead horse you just hurl lame insults until the cows come home dont ya? you boring fuck

>>509478901
>Witcher
did you really think anyone watched that woke garbage?

>>509478596

They rode my cock lol and took it doggy baby!!

you greasy wop bore

>>509475532 (OP)
Unironically should have been Idris Elba
>inb4 "but he's a nigger!!!"
Yes. One of the few that can act.

>>509478842
Reeve was great of course. nobody disputes this. might even watch the first one today since you mention it. margot robbie isnt hard to watch either, not that you'd appreciate her other than for fashion tips.
> trying keep straight face.
you know, thats the first thing youve said i can agree with. BUT, think about this - he's fucking superman. you'd be smirking all the time too if you were superman. maybe thats the vibe he was going for. ever think of that?
>maybe some older mentor can teach him ...
tell me more, sounds like you have experience with that kind of thing

>>509478973
>>Witcher
>did you really think anyone watched that woke garbage?

I was talking about the game - but the TV show was popular also

>>509475532 (OP)
Why do we need pretty boys and clowns instead of stone cold killers like Dalton?

I look like a young Henry Cavill.

>>509475532 (OP)
why isn't this bullshit on /tv/?

>>509478988
ugh, you sound like a real whore. nasty dirty.

>>509478657
>Armie Hammer
In January 2021, actor Armie Hammer faced a series of allegations, including disturbing fantasies related to BDSM and cannibalism, according to People.com. These allegations emerged after an Instagram account, @houseofeffie, shared alleged screenshots of text messages from Hammer to various women between 2016 and 2020. A former girlfriend also came forward, describing their relationship as like dating a "wannabe Hannibal Lecter" and alleging Hammer expressed a desire to eat her. Two of Hammer's exes, Courtney Vucekovich and Julia Morrison, also alleged in a documentary that he sent them messages detailing cannibalistic fantasies.

holy shit lol

he shoujld totally be young hannibal now

>>509478994
kys

>>509475532 (OP)
>>509475688
>>509475703
Because he is an incel.

>>509479054
>I look like a young Henry Cavill.

This young?

>>509475907
I'm legit confused about the guy on left. Middle guy at least looks kind of posho handsome. Spiderman guy is actually quite good in Spiderman, and that's not a great photo. But left guy looks like some sort of English drunk on the pull in Ibiza. I am, unironically, better looking. Is that what Hollywood queers tell us is handsome these days? Don't see it. He might have a huge cock mind, and women and queers pick up on that.
Caville is obviously the best pic, but apparently doesn't enough of a poofter. Nevermind.

>>509475532 (OP)
Because he's white, handsome, and English. We all know the next Bond is going to be none of those things.
>>509475754
>muhhh he was cut off from some capeshit and netflix sloppa and therefore he's a failed actor
What's ironic is both franchises (DC and the Witcher) lost far more money than Cavil ever could by axing him. Cope sloppa shill.

>>509478994
>>509479107
forgot pic

>>509478973

I got 1/4 into ep1 was and was like nope im guna die of cringe if I don't switch it off.

>>509478994
yea he's a good actor but he's no bond
it's specifically a british character, not an african one

>>509476109
Bezos owns Bond

>>509475907
None if these look like movie stars. What is wrong with gen-z actors? Even milenial actors like the Hemsworth brothers still had that movie star-like quality to their features.

>>509478994

he isnt bad but bond is just not a nigger

unbelievable u even say that

are you irish or italian?

>>509479097
>a "wannabe Hannibal Lecter"
anthony hopkins absolutely nailed that role. wish they'd made more with him

>>509475532 (OP)
Having any kind of white looking positive character on the movie screen is always bad.

First rulenof the talmudvision.

>>509479156
>Because he's white, handsome, and English. We all know the next Bond is going to be none of those things.

Not so sure - I think the whole Dr Who nig nog/fag disaster will make them think twice

>>509479032
margo is a bit of a shnozzy jew for me

I prefer white women

u greasy wop bore

>>509479246
i mean if the movie was about m'bungo the african tribal chief in the jungles of congo, and it was played by a British man it'd be just as confusing

>>509479278
that's some White machining right there

>>509479263
>bond is just not a nigger
so you can say some sensible things after all.

>>509475532 (OP)
he looks too american

>>509475532 (OP)
Why are you obsessed with this guy?

>>509479088
I went to all boys catholic school so once in los angeles had to work out some sex hangups on good looking girls which boston has almost 0

>>509478994
Actually I think he would have been pretty good. He has charisma, and isn't just some random nog they put on the telly coz reasons. Too old and fat now. He might make a decent villain though. They could do some decent trolling by having villain Idris smash some blonde honey's, total Viking white sloots. Nice. Would watch.

>>509479107
/thread

>>509475799
The issue with being superman is your emotionless unless it's a scene about your mother/father or anger towards a earth threatening force. Every scene you are in you are just standing there being a force that is impossible to stop. It's a very bland role. Also you don't become famous and successful for Superhero films. Famous and successful actors take the roles to have fun. Capeshit roles are like the dying light for actors. They all vanish after they end there capeshit phase. The only 1 who didn't is Christian Bale and thats because batman is exempt for the capeshit curse.

>>509479296
jews schmews. its a given when you watch movies that you're going to see jews. she's not a bad looking woman.

>>509479115

sounds like some fag wrote that when Henry said no to free head

>>509479290
The BBC and establishment media are dying on the Doctor Who hill. The British media is literally controlled by the most insane ideologically possessed retards who will lose millions upon millions of pounds, be lambasted by the audience, and still proclaim it as a misunderstood success. Killing beloved British franchises that have been a staple in family households for at least three generations is reward enough for these freaks.

>>509479375
He has presence on screen - the women would love him - most men too as he's cool as fuck.
I think that he'd have to play it a bit classier than he usually does and I don't know if he can.

>>509478329
>no Poofall
: /

>>509479370
>all boys catholic school
figures

>>509479401
>you don't become famous and successful for Superhero films
You kind of do though. Reeves did, and he was typecast as that. Iron man was a comeback role for RDJ too. he was done without that job.
>bale
yeah he did a great job on those movie.

>>509479260

oh shit who let that fucking jew buy bond?
FUCK

>>509479364
I dunno hes one of few white guys who seem ok in hollywood.
Tuff to find good movies or decent actors.
I end up watching old stuff.

>>509479375
oh so you are a jew lol
BBC always on your mind
fuckin gross man
get help

he's too jacked IMO. h'es almost more jack reacher. however, other than that. perfect james bond. I think he would do great in the role. A bit old. But unless you're doing the daniel craig "hey guys here is james bond when he first became an agent at 40 years old" thing then whatever. That worked. So i guess who cares. But yes. He should be bond. You could get like 5 movies out of him. He'd do a great job. Talented actor. Very popular. Could nail the gruff/drunk bond a.k.a. the connery/craig version.

>superman
I want him back. New superman looks a crappy AI rendering of what superman is supposed to look like. And if it was made by that one team in India pretending to be an AI.

>>509479454
cultural vandalism should be death penalty

skeet shoot jews

>>509479789
that new superman was definitely chosen as a slap in the face to cavill fans. what an awful superman

>>509479482
Yeah he needs a bit of wit class style and misceviousnes
perhaps depp could help him

>>509479789
New Superman looks like a South American spic. No wonder they love that character so much.

>>509476669
1. Connery
2. Lazenby
3. Moore

>>509479868
>depp
what the fuck

>>509479856
>that new superman was definitely chosen as a slap in the face to cavill fans. what an awful superman

All of USA's best superheroes are British - don't they know?

>>509475532 (OP)
we will simply bring back sir sean connery one day once ai is good enough and make our own bond movies. you know the ones we actually want to watch

>>509479262
>thinking actors have to look a certain way
Yes fall for the Hollywood Jew

>>509475532 (OP)
>Why isn't Henry Cavill James Bond?
James Bond is british and Henry Cavill is white so that would be race swaping

>>509479789
newest cringe superman looks like irish bartender in boston on roids and talks like him too

in the preview he says 'hey eyes up here tuffguy'
or some cringe shit

christopher reeves was by far best

you yung fucks need to learn movies in 80s 1000x better
everything went full anti white in 1990

>>509479856
You sort of almost feel sorry for the actor because it makes him look like such a dick. But I'm so sick and tired of it. The Overton Window on beauty will never shift. What is beautiful is beautiful and what is ugly is ugly, and I'm so sick of everything becoming ugly.

>>509479959
>Lazenby

moore > connery easily

Will have to rewatch lazenby hmmmmm his face looks liek good wit but I forget been while since I saw majestys

>>509479961
cavill needs some FLAIR
bit of human lack of stiffness
not to go all the way to jack sparrow but just a few steps in that direction
cynical wit is very britsh n classy n charming

>>509475532 (OP)
Norwood

>>509479972
to be honest, the captain america in the marvel movies was really good. iron man was good too. and the hulk. and hawkeye. they were all good and im tired of pretending they weren't.

>>509480089
it must be deliberate.

>>509480020

That would be fucking awsome!

>>509480214
you talk about flair and stiffness too much, know that? deep would a fucking terrible bond. he was never that great anyway.

>>509480036

Hardly

>>509480258

Meaning??

>>509480305

I saw speaking about Depp Coaching Cavill

>>509480139
It’s a matter of preference. I thought Moore’s Bond was a bit of a goof. Lazenby had more character and was truer to the novels. OHMSS was by far the best film adaptation. Connery is classic film Bond. It’s all irrelevant opinion based shit. None of it is real. Fuck Hollywood. Jews lick my hairy balls. Karl Pilkington would make a fantastic James Bond. Give him that midget wanker, Warwick Davis as a sidekick and have them spit roast Emilia Clark or Emma Watson, just for shits.

>>509479935
He just doesn't look right. I mean, no oil painting myself, check flag, but there is something so uncanny valley about the man that not even being Spanish can explain.

>>509480051
>newest cringe superman looks like irish bartender
Then he would probably look like a distant family member. It's something deeper than that. My brain literally refuses to take him seriously. Maybe it's because they have over edited in post production. The colours are all brighter but everything's all opaque and softer somehow. He's rendered like a video game character, there is no still in which he looks like a normal guy, from that movie.
Kek Superman II and III were kino. They don't make them like that anymore. When he saves the little girls cat and she runs to tell her mum and gets slapped for lying kek.

>>509480261
New ginger arsehole Captain America is good too. That whole movie was. I hope they've reached the turnaround point now.
It must be, but how can it be so consistent everywhere? Surely some beautiful things would reappear somewhere, like little flowers through the cracks in the pavement.

>>509480764
Netshits please hire this man.

>>509480455
to be what, more goofy and comic?

>>509480792
>New ginger arsehole Captain America is good too.
i dont know that that is. the only new one i know about is with that nigger, which was shit.

>>509480764
>Karl Pilkington

kys

>>509481003
The thunderbolts one.

>>509480792
corenswet looks like a titanic jew

>>509480792

what the fuck is new ginger arsehole captain america?

>>509475907
Lmao they are all faggots who sucked jew dick for roles, I mean literally. Just lacks Chalamet.

>>509481003
I said it above

kys

you are the kind of bore that keeps insulting clumsily

wow

how short are you?

>>509479115

Great actor. Excellent witcher, proper swagger. Carried the show. The women running the show tried making it drama and sex with every woke fad tossed in.
The witcher is supposed to be a masculine misogynist turned psuedo parent to a special girl. That is the character.
Cavill tried while the female jews totaly cast characters all over the place of all races and ethnicities and appearances in the wrong factions losing any cultural distinction or regional realism and didn't wish to stick with source material.
They were ruining it.

Him being loyal to a friend treated and discarded as a nobody with personal sacrifice in doing so speaks well of his character as a person too.

The witcher character was very different than the superman. I think he has great range potential in his acting and really takes on the character if he enjoys it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thunderbolts*

holy shit this is a new level of cringe

girl boss plus everyone is ugly lol

for sure dyke exec

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thunderbolts*

holy shit they made the taskmaster a femoid!!!

LOL what the fuck!!!

jews really went full anti white male 1990 wow

>>509481091
Why don’t you just admit you’re a homosexual who enjoys being titillated by shirtless “hunks?”

>>509481184
ooh ok yeah. is it worth a watch? looks funny

>>509481335
im taller than depp. do you want me baby?

>>509481615
I wish I were, then I could be at a 40 man orgy instead of dealing with your boring plodding attempts at insults.
I love pussy.
Why don't you admit you love cock?
Are you a short italian?
You are a bore with shit taste.
I hope you get ass cancer.
I can identify with James Bond.
You fuck dogs.

>>509481245
At least he doesn't look computer generated there.

>>509481597
I didn't know that character to begin with, should have known. It was actually quite a decent movie, considering. The girlboss is depressed and shit at her job and not really bossing, she has to get saved by her dad. And the bad guy was actually a good villain.

>>509481420
should i bother watching some witcher then?

>>509481432
you dont sound fun

>>509479454
i don't think they consider it losing money. they're paid very handsomely and the cost is paid by enforced loicenses. any decent revolution would have to start with impaling them at the city gates.

>>509481940
Which one is he there?

Is the winter soldier guy same one from the cap america 2?

not sure I can trust the cringe meter to not explode but shit maybe I will give it a watch

Whos the guy on left in yellow?

>>509478329
Shitty Finger
For your bobs only
Shit Another Day

>>509481974

I second the impaling.

>>509475532 (OP)
That faggot can’t talk to chicks.

>>509482057
just watch the fucking movie ok?

>>509482148
he probably does just fine

>>509475532 (OP)
>2025
>Watching any franchise expecting it not to make white men look like cucks.

>>509482148

Who keeps calling Henry an incel?

WTF kinda jewing is that?

LOL

Chix come hit on Henry, unlike ugly jews

>>509482308
Cavill wouldn't touch that with someone elses dick. stop your jewing faggot.

>>509479789
Holy fuck he actually look Indian. Someone shoop him brown!

I would like a movie about Mel Gibson bad guy in Expendables 2 before the events of expendables 2. villain prequel

>>509481878
I thought it was decent. Funny and sad. They wasted every interaction with new old Captain America and Bucky though.

>>509482057
The one in the middle. Yeah, it's the same Winter Soldier actor. I think your cringe meter will suffer early on, especially with the Rogue haired looking old boss bitch, but I thought it picked up. The guy on the left in blue. Absolute mess, all the scarier for it. I can guarantee it's better than the new superman shit kek.

>>509482442

Is that what they are doing?

World bug poo audience fan service?

>>509482487

dyke execs

everyone ugly as fuck

male characters made women

yikes

fuuukkkkk

if they are going to make it a farce

at least put in some hot shemales

>>509482487
>I thought it was decent. Funny and sad.
i'll check it out. been avoiding the recent marvel stuff. after endgame its all shit.
>They wasted every interaction with new old Captain America and Bucky though.
they wasted bucky the whole time. he always seemed like the natural next guy after the old captain america but no, they chose the crap nig.

>>509482308
I think it was because he said he just wants to play vidya all day kek.

>>509481928
Hit a nerve, did I? You’re obsessed with male actors’ looks and would rather be in a 40 man orgy than see British great Karl Pilkington as James Bond spit roasting Hermione Granger or Daenerys Targaryen with a midget. If you don’t see the brilliance in that, nobody can help you because you’re obviously an irredeemable faggot. Destroying the jewish film industry is the only reasonable thing to do.

>>509479164
I suggest niggers be knifed to avoid crime.

>>509475754
dead franchise. it exists purely for money laundering.

>>509482442
It looks like he goes to India at one point (and gets saved kek).

>>509482702
>Karl Pilkington as James Bond
its a very funny idea. how about rowan atkinson or tony robinson?

>>509475532 (OP)
Tragic hairline

>>509482676

He probly meant on a day off.
Food
vid games to zone out
fuck some hot pussy
watch a good movie
happy life

>>509475532 (OP)
Cavill seems to mostly pick roles from things he cares about.
Bond is and has always been pretty lame.

Can't blame him.

>>509482702

spoofs are fine

just load them up with hot shemales

I think you really are gay

I want a decent bond film without ugly people like you

>>509475532 (OP)
Cavill is best Superman because he is a genuine fellow geek bro who is also based.

>>509482763
>“The name’s Bean, James Bean.”

>>509476009
God didn't pick the one on the left. You might as well say American blacks are "Englishmen" because they unironically have 10% English blood from slave masters raping them 200 years ago.

>>509482720

niggers should be sent to the arena

to fight animals or run through dangerous obstacle course

If only I were gay I could goto orgy rather than listen to your boring clumsy attempts at insults.
Alas I love young pussy

>>509475818
James Bond is the biggest faggot character to ever emerge from Britain. He is not even English and he fucks sloppy second wives and plays poker. He is the illuminated version of some fuckhead gambler who fucks beta women like coal burners.

>>509482968

bond in 80s was nice and 70s

>>509475532 (OP)
just do UNCLE 2 you fucking faggots.

>nono i need to make some way gayer shit with the worst niggers ever

slap the shit out of guy ritchie and make it. yes. I know he'll kill you.

>>509483033
Haha omg bro that's hilarious bro lmfao XD
You must be Indian.

>>509483055

I prefer the term Wakandan.

>>509482976
I’m talking about a serious portrayal of literary character James Bond by Mancunian superstar Karl Pilkington. You’re talking about shemales and men’s looks? That’s textbook faggot shit. You’re not fooling anyone.

>>509482655
And one other scene I didn't mention kek. It's up to yourself, I was just pleasantly surprised, but then I didn't know much about most of the characters to begin with. But yes, shemales would have helped kek.

>>509482660
Same, I hadn't really watched any of it since Thanos but I was drawn to this and I would watch it again. I don't know wtf was going on with Bucky before this given his job at the start of the movie, but by the end I had high hopes that maybe, just maybe, they're trying to return to when it was decent. And now you'll be disappointed if you watch and don't agree kek.

>>509482899
I think it was instead of going out on dates but I'm sure gamer girls would come to him.

>>509483196
also, they should let Dennis Duffy be Bond. Is he American? idc. bongs are cucks.

let Dennis Duffy be Bond.

>>509483128

Bond is the eiptome of macho studliness combined with british wit n smoothe

Total anti faggot anti canadian

Fucks hottest women from many countries
Flys around the world killing assoles
Does it all with style
Has mad skills and knowledge in many areas.
A renaissance man.
He has good taste.
Unlike canadien cock gobblers.
You should be whipped for you insolence!

>>509483196

Elon should give guy richtie his own studio like MGM or amazon and take on amazon in movie making.
Netflix n amazon need some white british good taste competition
Jew free organization of course

>>509483226
Nah, I wash my hands after I take a shit.

>>509475754

James Bond is fucking immortal dude. I don’t know why the fuck they got Daniel Craig tho

>>509477124
He is British you fucking moron

>>509483373
>Dennis Duffy

you really are a tasteless pos

are you the canada poo but switched vpn?

>>509483555
NO. the point is that Ritchie needs to be beaten into submission for his crimes against style.

>>509483226


you nailed it!! LOL

that fucker has been plaguing this whole thread

poo like

wont go away

retarded

horrid taste

>>509483744

oh lol

>>509483702
WTF how dare u

he was the best actor in the terminator tv series. he's pretty underrated.

>>509483329

dude just put the lube and dog down

>>509475532 (OP)
Because James Bond is of African origin now, and thus he wouldn't fit the role.

>>509483425
kek'd

>>509484125
bond is white anglo british

not a african wakandan

thats another hero i didnt see movie too cringe

>>509484018
What’s with your obsession with gay orgies, shemales and dog fucking? It’s disturbing to say the least.

>>509475703
/thread

>>509484017
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terminator:_The_Sarah_Connor_Chronicles

cringe meter is off the charts

just saw on imdb there are like 3 more termiantor movies I wasnt aware of

holy fuck can these retard jews do anything original???

I could find some old dungeons n dragons cmapaigns and put out like 100 episodes of shit with no effort

it would all be rating through roof too because of hot women in the show

>>509483033
He has a cunning plan

>>509484379

if I were gay
I would tell a femboy to rape you
sadly I lvoe pussy
A curse
liek good taste
I will have to simply bear as burden
you lizard buggering poo

>>509483355
>And now you'll be disappointed if you watch and don't agree kek.
i thought black widow was funny and the same people are in this one you're on about so we'll probably agree on it. thanks mate! (i grew up in Sheffield btw. always nice to talk with a fellow bong)

>>509483702
look dude, you post the worst looking women (if they're even women). stop it.

>>509484661

BE funny if you were deported.

back to india

>>509484609
Kek I've been once, nice town. I hope Canada is treating you well. I was intrigued by the Black Widow movie, in a Gunslinger Girl way, but some of the abhorrent CGI put me off. Maybe I should give it a chance.

wow this is who was in control of terminator tv show the sarah connor chronicals

no wonder the shows suck ass

fat orc of a tasteless jewbag

>>509484607
For someone who claims to “love pussy,” you sure do mention gay orgies, shemales, men’s looks, dog-fucking, femboys and anal rape an awful lot. The real question is: why would you want to keep alive the jew film industry? It’s the number one, most subversive force of mindless entertainment that has led to the rapid decline and destruction of ethno-European culture, society and Christian values in history.

>>509484854
what is your source for these 7kb trannies anon? do share.

>>509484881
>I hope Canada is treating you well.
we have space and mostly quiet out here in the trees so it could definitely be worse. all i remember about blackwidow is that it was pretty funny. ignored everything else lol. take care bongbro!

here is the squint eye jew cunt in control of the new james bond as director

Denis Villeneuve

>>509485123
is he bailing on Dune because Zendaya is too ugly? i think everyone would understand.

>>509484980

do they sell bug spray for goblins like you?

>>509485246

oh that cunt did new mega cringe dune?

BARF

>>509475532 (OP)
christian bale? jude law? scott adkins? ralph fiennes? tom hardy?

>>509485078
I spent the last 2 days in the woods clearing fallen trees from my camp road, sawing logs, making a fire, reading a book and drinking coffee. No internet. No cellular service. No distractions. Just me, some hand tools, trees, birds and clear skies. Had a chat with a frog. Life is good.

>>509477124
>They only cast British guys for Bond.
>>509477133
>Not really British (he's from Jersey)
Retards

>>509485403
am happy for you anon. sounds pretty nice. i always like disappearing off into the woods to cut wood and stuff.

>>509485383
no x5

>>509485259
>calls people goblins
>posts countless pictures of trannies
>fantasizes about gay orgies and other degeneracy
Are you even self aware?

>>509475532 (OP)
Can't wait for everyone to find out Kim Kardashian is going to be in the next James Bond film. She had a threesome with Bezos and Sanchez to secure that.

go to /tv/ lil bro

>>509475532 (OP)
He’s a gay man who’s practically out of the closet.

>>509485693
hope he was dirty

>>509485653

you are a tasteless goblin poo

>>509475532 (OP)
Its gonna be Gaydro Transcal, you know it anons.

>>509485693

Kim should play a tranny bond villain.

LOL

Ina spoof not a series entry to the series.

or could we make it work?

she takes herself seriously enough....

>>509476476
It’s because he’s closeted. Only /pol/ and my grandmother aren’t aware of this fact.

>>509481944
honestly it was bredy good, at least his part, he carried the show. The timeline jumping in the first season was ass and made it hard to follow, but if you're a fan of the games, at least it looked cool. The music was kind of cool as well.

>>509485738

I might have great taste like a gay man.

But I want my movies hetero and good looking.

Which is far from being gay.

Good taste is so rare these days.

I want a awesome plot.

Some surprises.

Action

Wit

mischief

Excitement.

Derring do

etc

>>509475532 (OP)
Literally because of Jews

>>509485545
It’s good, clean, honest work. No power tools. My muscles are sore but it’s worth the sweat. Deer flies and mosquitoes were pretty bad. Zero noise pollution and no mindless entertainment. Feels good, man.

>>509475532 (OP)
I thought that was Hayden at first. Holy shit. Aged Hayden really does look a bit like Cavil. Or am I just retarded?
>inb4 hair color

>>509485773
this is a homosexuals idea of what straight men like. you're such a fag.

>>509485928
never even heard of the game but im fine with checking out some cool TV slop sometimes. now and again you do find something half decent, so thanks. i'll get the first ep and go from there. cavill doesn't seem to pick shit things to act in anyway so there is that.

>>509475532 (OP)
jason statham? sean bean? (although he already larped as 006)

>>509485846

oh for fooks sake noooooo

fantastic 4 look cringe with ancient old jew lady as mrs fantastic

sad as fuck

>>509486053
oh yeah, if youre cutting by hand thats even better. very nice. what are you doing exactly? unless you like cutting firewood by hand im thinking some kind of thinning or pruning kind of deal.

>>509475907
Yikes. At least it's not a black woman this time.

>>509486079
>Or am I just retarded?
wouldnt go that far anon but Anakin was always a bit funny looking. time hasn't improved things.

>>509485630
christian bale, jude law and ralph fiennes could definitely do it. but maybe tom hardy (aka michael portillo) couldn't. and maybe scott adkins is too much of a martial arts jackie chan fag. what about Nick Moran? maybe he prefers to larp as a villain, he doesn't want to larp as james bond?

>>509485773
Says the faggot posting trannies, wishing he was at gay orgies and obsessing over male actors and jewy films. Your false projections are transparent. Wash your hands and stay out of my neighbourhood you filthy rat.

>>509486080

you are a fag

I am str8 with awesome taste

canadiens are also known to bugger dogs

I think you let the dog bugger you!

you tasteless goblin!

>>509486100
no x2

>>509486326
keep telling yourself that but no one else believes you

>>509486322

maybe

>>509486162
Limbing branches with a machete, sawing trees that fall across the road into logs with a bow saw, splitting firewood with a splitting axe. It’s faster and easier with a chainsaw of course, but that’s the point. Doing it by hand, slowly and with purpose, appreciating a nice breeze and enjoying the surroundings. Getting back to the camp after a good day of physical labour and building a fire in a wood stove, boiling water for coffee and enjoying a nice meal and reading a good book. It’s healthier than jerking off to James Bond and tranny porn or whatever that meme flag faggot does.

>>509486675
if that guy could manage some technical fight scenes he's actually do quite well as a secret agent. he'd be a real sleeper kind of actor for it because he really doesn't look like he can do much. the real office type intelligence officer look right?

>>509486226
Never thought I'd see the day I'd mix these two up. It was only for a just second tho.

>>509475754
the next james bond needs to be a proud black woman. representation matters

maybe holt?

>>509486824
sounds real nice anon. i love heading off an collecting firewood (satisfies my gatherer/scrounger instinct lol) and the way you're doing it would be the best way to do it. you heading out again? enjoy!

how about this guy?

>>509486866
i dont know but he just seemed perfect for the role. its like his inability to act was just what Vader needed you know? the perfect sort of dweeb (though chad looks) that would fall for the cheap manipulation shit palpatine was working on him.

this guy could be a great bad guy in bond film

>>509486913
you know, he's not a bad pick. done movies but not that well known. looks smart but can definitely do active stuff. he'd make a great field intelligence officer

>>509486958
I go every chance I get. More in the fall. Have since I was a child. It usually depends on free time, energy, weather conditions and other obligations. There’s not much better than wandering in the woods collecting firewood, watching birds or tracking animals and observing their habits, cooking over a fire and stargazing at night. The sounds of nature at work are pure bliss.

>>509486675
>expectation vs reality

>>509487469
keep it up lad. i should do it your way next time.

>>509487561

sad taste dog fucker

>>509487809
I just googled 'gay black tranny' you reddit nigger faggot

>>509487809
why are you posting so may horrific 'women' itt? its been a nice thread. dont archive it with this shit.