Thread 509481063

What makes millennials the most delusional generation?

Just accept that you are aging, delusional faggots - worse than zoomers. We zoomers are the tallest, best looking, sexiest and maybe smartest generation ever.

>>509481063 (OP)
Kek, I almost got an heart attack from the cringe.

>>509481097
k

>>509481063 (OP)
To be fair 17 y.o. zoomers do look like this

>>509481063 (OP)
I actually wanna look older. It sucks having a babyface

>>509481063 (OP)
He's been told he looks 15 years younger since he was 20, it's the result of gaslighting. Objectively i'd say zoomers still peak as the most delusional gen.

He looks 50.

>>509481097
this, so much this
t. zoomerchad

>>509481063 (OP)
He looks 56 not 36.

I'm 31 and i got carded at Walmart buying air duster yesterday

>>509481183
Russians are literal niggers

>>509481063 (OP)
That's some rough Peter Pan syndrome. Someone tell him that no one beyond the age of 8 skips around like that. Also tell him he's not allowed within 500 feet of schools anymore.

>>509481063 (OP)
this screams brazil to me

>>509481063 (OP)
I mean he does look 17 and 71 at the same time.

>>509481183
Zoom zoom bros....we're BALD and FOOLISH

>>509481063 (OP)
i can hear his joints creaking and popping

why would you want to look young as a man? to appeal to homosexuals? the ideal age for a man is between 30 and 45, the ideal age of his wife is 13-17. exceptions exist like young couples finding eeach other and stay together faithfully. if you live somewhere where sex is illegal you can just not have sex until its legal and pairbond until then

>>509481097
Tallest maybe, but you all have pin heads and are dumb as fuck

>>509481097
>We zoomers are the tallest
Only the case in developing countries.

>>509481063 (OP)
he's just jokin around

>>509481887
I'm glad they have each other

>>509481063 (OP)
Idk I’m 31 and I have zero delusions about my appearance
Everyone else seems to think I still go to college. THEY are the delusional ones

>>509481887
gay mens heaven. no one here looks straight...
this video gave me aids

>>509481063 (OP)
Being pale skinned

>>509482006
zoomzooms are the future

>>509481887
To be fair to them, they look really young. They probably will realize how cringe this is when they get older

>>509481798
>be 34
>look 23
because zoomer twat is for me, not zoomers

>>509481063 (OP)
Kek, if satire please post more of the guy.
If not, godamnit. Im 36 and could be the first bald princess of disney with the new hit "Please grow back". Absolute kid face death.

>>509481967
True. I have 0 friends and collect such webms on pol 24/7 to later repost..

>>509481097
You are literally none of this and you age like shit and will look like the guy in the video in like three years.

Imagine your fondest childhood/teenage memories being covid kek.

>>509482096
My cousin was about their age and then died. Looked like them too. It could always be worse
Appreciate life

>>509482182
>then died
From what?

>>509481063 (OP)
I guarantee that guy has something bad on his hard-drive.

>>509481183
17 year old zoomers look way older than this

Bulgarians look like Favala goblinos?

>>509482209
He drowned. He was going to go to college, so as a celebration him and his friends took a boat to a place, it flipped and the cold water caused him to seize up and then he sank
Happened a year ago

>>509482010
Wow, so strong. 1/4 squat with some 150lbs pussy on your back. Very impressed.

>>509482267
Got it.
Fast life strategists.
At their age I was just playing minecraft the whole summer in my room before going to college.

>>509482267
the take-away from this is that:
>having no friends = being alive
>having friends = dying like a retard

Fuck you Zoomies, or should I say zooming through the fucking time stream
We stole your youth, we had the last droplets of hope, even Millennials who got raped had a better childhood

>>509482386
It made me appreciate life a lot more, I’ll tell you what.
Used to play Minecraft with him for hours when he was like 9 lol
Cheers

>>509482451
It’s hard to survive that. I’ve seen random people die of that on webms here too. At least he didn’t feel any pain

>>509481183
Kek. Game, set , and match.

>>509481063 (OP)
the fact you don't know the zoomers.

>>509482524
What? Dude he fucking drowned wdym

>>509481097
boomers were the slack jawed generation while zoomers are known for their narrow slopped shoulders and pencil necks

>>509481097
>sexiest, smartest generation ever.
You're all riddled with microplastics and estrogen. Most of you faggots have got more plastic in your skulls than grey matter. It's why your generation are trooning out at a unprecedented rate.

>>509481063 (OP)
That's just a retarded spic

>>509483536
He did, astute observation

>>509481188
Yeah, then don't get caught up in this. You end up like him and still think you look 17 when your collagen levels already crashed 5 years ago. The change happens too slowly for you to realize it in time.

>>509481063 (OP)
See all the butthurt millennial cope ITT? They are the last generation to be subservient to the jews, their entire identity is remembering the 90' and projecting their insecurities and failings on to Zoomers

>>509485112
*first generation to break free from the jews
Zoomers thinks the Internet was invented in like 2020, you really have no idea what has happened in the world until like 2-3 years ago. Ironically that total arrogance of knowing nothing but genuinely believing, based off nothing, that you know more than everyone else is one of the generational characteristics shared by boomers and zoomers but absent in other generations.

>>509481063 (OP)
Kek. He easily looks well over 40

>>509481887
So bussin means dancing at a bus stop?

He looks like that "hello fellow youth" meme.

>>509481063 (OP)
>be brazilian incel
>never experience love
>neve experience 1st world comforts
Fucking grim

>>509481063 (OP)
>be me
>unironically look young af
>join zog
>am in zogbot barracks
>“lmao this boot looks like he’s 14!”
>get hazed for looking young
>try to meet women
>“how old are you? you look like you’re in middle school.”
>can hit on HS chicks but can’t fuck them or I go to prison
ffw
>am almost 40
>look mid to late 20s
>have upper class management job
>nobody respects me because I look younger than them
>childless career roasties seethe extra hard at me in the office
At least college chicks want me now, but I’m married so I don’t even get that.

t. actually look young

>>509485421
>break free
lol lmao, the youngest zog talking heads on socials are millennials, see asmongoloid, no shitlennial will be spared.

>>509481063 (OP)
that's a 55-year-old pretending to be a 36-year-old who believes he looks like a 17-year-old
so he's gen X (if you can even apply that term to whatever monkey village that is)

>>509481097
zoomers are the "me and my friends think we're hilarious" generation

>>509481063 (OP)
Maybe he could pass for 17 if I was a Home Office official assessing him for an immigration claim, but outside of that he looks every bit of 36.

>>509481063 (OP)
If people who are told they look super young actually look 40 according to you, then why are randoms approaching them to tell them they look so young? This seems like zoomer cope since zoomers are aging super fast, so they are projecting it onto millenials..

>>509481405
Last time I got carded was when I was 35, I officially am old now

>>509486063
That's immediately what I thought too. It's a 50 year old LARPing as a 30 year old LARPing as a 17 year old

>>509485112
What? Zoomers whole personalities’ is telling ME what the 90s were like, LOL.
>LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT YOUR LIVE EXPERIENCES!!!

>>509486320
i've had an old lady tell me i looked like a high schooler from a ways away but up close she could tell i was older than than that.

knowing how old people can be, plenty will think "he looks young" from a distance and then are incapable of changing that thought once they get close and see otherwise. they cling to their first impressions so fucking tightly sometimes

>>509481405
Sometimes they have to physically scan the license or else the computer won't let the transaction through don't flatter yourself.

>>509481097
zoomers are the ugliest generation and age like shit. that's why they seethe over small age gaps

>>509486004
>childless career roasties seethe extra hard at me in the office
See for me they adore me and give me endless chances at fucking up. Bro this whole week I did fuck all at work and the roasties just cheered me on. My boss literally commented the other day that im not old enough to drink yet. They have no fucking idea how old I am and God save me if they ever find out.

>>509481405
That’s because of niggers. They told me at Walgreens they have to card anyone under 40 buying it.

>>509481097
Based Zoomerchad

>>509486504
For me it’s up close too. Bro I was hanging out with my 18 year old cousin and my 36 year old cousin and an old lady asked us of the 36 year old was pur mom. I told an ambulance lady once that I was not 18 and she like literally stopped speaking to me for the rest of the ride.

Bro. IM 30.

>>509482462
>even Millennials who got raped had a better childhood
hey, when savage beatings and rape form your earliest memories, you can only go up from there

>>509481063 (OP)
he has really good hair
but his face is busted with age

>>509482267
At least he wasnt that zoomer who jumped into shark infested waters on a dare from friends and got eaten

>>509486574
I actually cracked the pedophile hysteria code because I can literally date teen girls and nobody thinks that i’m older than 19/20. It’s INSANE. The flip side is that I scare off most of the 30 year old cougars which sucks.

>>509486805
Damn, that sounds hardcore
I saw a video of this dumb fuck jeet who stuck a finger inside a baby sharks mouth to impress a jeeta and the shark predictably bit the finger off lol

>>509484872
That a pretty smart idea, they get dirty and gross after a while.

he doesn't look 17

he does look younger than he is. If I would blind guess I'd put him at 30

>>509481063 (OP)
Lmao.

>>509481405
>hey you don't going to card me?
>no you old as fuck dude
>fuck you too bitch

>>509486531
this
>>509481405
retard

>>509481887
These haircuts infuriate me for some reason.
Its just so fucking gay.

>>509487205
why do they all have the same one?
Even in previous generations with their fads, people still had different haircuts

>>509481887
do zoomettes actually like that style and everything? Sure, you arent on this earth to only impress women but when i was younger i tried to get some gfs. I barely if ever see zoomer couples in the city

>>509481887
I'd give the one dressed in black a good bumming.

Zoomers by far are the most delusional. It's not even a debate.

>>509481798
>the ideal age of his wife is 13-17
Get this chomo ass nigga outta here.

>>509481063 (OP)
He does look 17. But like a 17 year old that looks 36.

>>509481063 (OP)
Have you seen 17 year old zoomer?

>>509481063 (OP)
>a 36 year old with the gray stubble of a 36 year old
>shitty haircut and dresses like a child

Peter pan syndrome

>>509487292
Im guessing it's somehow linked to shortform social media.
Their haircuts are the product of being mindfucked by the algorithm.

>>509481063 (OP)
>mfw my fellow millennials do this

>>509487411
they are engaging in homoerotic bonding and it is very wholesome, who gives a shit what "zoomettes" think
if they made BASED content they would be banned and ostracized

>>509488354
can boys breed boys now? Im out of touch with modern sciences

>>509481183
KEk

>>509481887
Young-looking yet genderless. Is it worth it?
All signs point to no.

>>509481186
Beard helps

>>509481063 (OP)
I unfortunately always looked old, so I don't look much different from my late teens aside from slight balding and three wrinkles on my forehead. It's a curse and a blessing I suppose.

>>509482168
I shacked up with a 18 yo girl who dropped outta highschool and we fucked for an entire year during Covid while the government thanked us for staying home. was pretty cozy would do it again

what did u skateboard or something virgin?

>>509484947
lol what he meant is how would that be without pain, but im sure you are the drown expert since you already drowned

>>509481063 (OP)
> be millennial
> see pictures of people your age from the past
> they have hairstyles and fashion from that era
> your millennial brain associates those styles with "old people" so the people in those photos look old to you
> "OMG people in the past looked soo old. Thankfully I'm forever young and cool"
> post a bunch of cringe on social media about how young you look, desperate to hold on to your fading youth
> t. 39 yo millennial who "looks younger"
We deserve all the hate gen z gives us. They deserve their hate too... but so do we.

>>509481183
kek

>>509489634
>I shacked up with a 18 yo girl who dropped outta highschool and we fucked for an entire year during Covid
Oh you got a bad girl. Bet she was nasty. Tell us more bro? Was she a smoker? Was she into any kinky shit?

>>509481063 (OP)
bro looks 49

>>509481097
>>509481063 (OP)
TZD

Just take tren

>>509487411
>do zoomettes actually like that style and everything?

They do, or they don't care

>>509488354
>>509488738
Zoomie boys just want a romantic cuddle and spooning

>>509488959
>Young-looking yet genderless

I don't understand zoomie bois

>>509481063 (OP)
I'm 37 and the girl at the checkout counter the other day said I don't look that old. So I am thinking I could say I'm 31 or 32

>>509489771
I see you’re a “stick my hand in the fire to know it’s hot” kind of retard

>>509481063 (OP)
They were raised by boomers. They're basically the after birth of the boomer revolution, and this is reflected in their vapid, cringe culture. They carry on to light the candle against the same things boomers did. Free sex, post-racialism, acceptance are their religion.
Thankfully we have zoomers to save society. The boomer influence is fading and we will be able to put things right again.

>>509487205
You just don't get it old man.

>>509481063 (OP)

This guy looks older than 36 lol. I have to assume he's trolling

>>509486582
Wait until you’re the roastie’s boss.

>>509486004
I'm 35 and had a meeting with a 45 year old guy recently. He tried to schmooze me into giving him equity in my shit for cash, not knowing that I have more money than him. After I politely told him to fuck off, he asked how old I was, and I told him and he was like "holy shit I thought you were like 23."

>>509481097
you are the first generation subhuman trash

>>509491728
How do you know modern women don't like it ?

>>509485112
Boy you didn't use the internet until the JIDF told you to

>>509481887
their combined IQ is that of a starving nigger in sudan

>>509486574
my zoom zoom from uzbekistan was born in 01, shes aging like a fine wine

>>509492467
they still probably get more pussy than we
women like sociable and funny males that follow pop culture trends

>>509492526
That looks like an onlyfans prostitute?
What's with lip injections and whore makeup ? Why russian women inject lips ?

>>509481063 (OP)
I've been seeing this dude get roasted in like 8 different platforms the last few days he's gonna anhero

>>509492467
I'm 27 and i don't hate my lil bro and the other zoomers with the broccoli hair
Millennials also had stupid haircuts

>>509481063 (OP)
Millenials are the most infantile weak still thinks their young wojak zoy fag generation that ever existed, all tumblr woketards too absolutely filth and they will run society in the ground

>>509492841
>broccoli hair

>>509492526
Apart from slavtrash you rarely see other ethnicities having such nigger tier features

>>509492553
They are personality-less copies of each other and being funny requires wit which they do not have. Women are drawn to intelligence, humor and looks, zoomers have stunted brains, their humor is to just parrot what they saw someone else do on shittok, and they look more feminine than women. I mog those three little fags

>>509492806
shes a pro athlete built for BMC

>>509492553
>all those butterfaces

>>509492918
I think you're cherrypicking
Broccoli heads are not that common among zoomers

>>509481063 (OP)
he's been stealing kids' plasma and injecting it into his cheekbones

>>509486531
ITS BULLSHIT

>>509481887
Can compete with shitjeets at the cringe olympics.

>>509492941
she voted for them

>>509481987
Was buying a pack of cigarettes two days ago and the woman thought I was 21 or 22
Im 33
But I looked like a 20 year old by the time I was 15
Zoomer males look 12 for their entire lives apparently, and the females look 40 by their mid 20s
It must be estrogen

>>509481063 (OP)
>>509481097

Sure zoomer. You can't even read a non-digital clock lol. God forbid you try to understand how gears work.

>>509484872
what the fuck. you don't need copious amounts of water and soap to clean a guitar. you don't want that shit to reach the electronics. just use some mulitpurpose cleaner and a clean cloth

>>509481183
The females yeah, the males look like little boys forever

>>509491416
IT WAS A PSYOP SO QUADROONS COULD LARP AS WHITE. DIABOLICAL I SAY

>>509481063 (OP)
We do look younger than you weirdos lol

>>509481183
This

>>509492526
Wtf is that? Face like a car tyre

>>509491233
nah unc got no chill bruh

>>509492526
Glad ur happy bro but don't post your girls face on 4chan, glowies have you referenced now. I mean, who really cares at this point but still I wouldn't make their job any easier the incompetent fucks.

>>509481097
How's your hairline? Zoom-zoom baldfag.

>>509481183
Zoomers are aging like crap. Millennial chads are aging like fine wine and fucking all the zoomettes which is why they have been seething about age gaps.

>>509494426
We never called the people slightly older than us unc or stuff like that
Zoomers are the first group of young people that are not cool, antisocial, pissy for no reason and lame.

Zoomers are mad that their women don’t date them and date older

>muhlennialz
THE CORRECT TERM IS GEN Y REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I HATE YOU FAGGOT GOLEMS SO FUCKING MUCH

>>509481887
How come all of them have that idiotic hairstyle?
It is not only ugly as hell, I bet it also requires a lot of maintenance. Wasting money just to look like clowns.

>>509481097
>"they are delusional"
>posts that in a reply to himself

You masturbate while looking at yourself deep in the eyes in the mirror. What embarassing thread. Have a bump so it stays longer.

>>509494869
I'm technically an unc because I was born late 2002. But because my parents sheltered me from the world until I was 18, I did not grow up with late millie/early zoomer culture. Still didn't stop me from getting hooked on porn in grade 6 :( man fuck satan

>>509481097
Lmao

>>509481063 (OP)
That's just embarrassing

>>509481063 (OP)

it's harder to accept aging when your life has been meaningless and you haven't accomplished anything of substance

>>509493906
>electronics
They're passive humbuckers, no electronics involved, just wires. Provided he manages to dry it off, his biggest concern for that would be rusting.
The real problem here is the wood absorbing the water and expanding, it'll warp the whole body. There's a reason old acoustic guitars sound better than newer ones, and it's because it takes years for that tail end of the logarithmic scale regarding moisture leaving the wood.

>>509481063 (OP)
He means a 36 yr old who dresses like a 17 yr old.

>>509481097
>and maybe smartest generation ever
Lmao

>>509481405
>air duster
Why the fuck do you need to be 18 to buy an air duster? Because it's flammable?

>>509484872
Looks almost identical to my PRS. But I'm surre this is a cheap piece of shit.

>>509481063 (OP)
>autist can’t tell a joke
guy is probably older than 36 too

>>509496246
>les paul
>gibson style fretboard inlays
What makes it look like a PRS to you

He's a third worlder. He's actually just a stupid idiot.

>>509481063 (OP)
Billy Bob Thorton lookin' ahh

>>509494751
Lol an entire generation's most popular hairstyle in their 20s is "combover"

>>509481887
why are they all gay??

>>509493630
We sure about that?

>>509481063 (OP)
This is fucking sad
Also not to sound "dress like an adult" Boomer tier, but this style is just ugly. I think the last time I dressed like this was at the age of 14 in 2007/2008.

>>509481097
>>509481063 (OP)
Your gen-Zombies are going to suck jewish cock while yelling how you're totally not sucking jewish cock. Enjoy that corporate cock up your ass, zoo zoo.
Go back to India where you gen-Zoos belong.

>>509498066
I know where this is...

>>509496148
You huff it

>>509491495
>>509491454
>>509491416
They need to go back to India.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA52AgW5dcA

>>509498229
I had guessed it was in New India. Looks a bit too clean to be their home country.

>>509481183
Honestly this I was talking to someone recently I thought was in their mid 40s who turned out to be 23

>>509487205
>>509487292
Zoomers have an insecurity for straight hair. What causes this insecurity I don't know.

>>509481063 (OP)
JEWS

>>509494440
kek, she wouldnt be happy if she found out.

>>509494846
Yeah I am always pretty shocked when I hear a millennial's age, they do tend to look a lot younger than they actually are. Meanwhile zoomers were juicing in their teens and I think it is wrecking their bodies and aging them massively.

>>509482687
nailed it, i knew he strongly resembled someone from a comedy movie but just didn't catch it

>>509481097
>zoomers
Aging like shit. Your short lives have been one giant science experiment and you all developed horribly.

So many millenials really do look younger than zoomers, but obviously the guy in OP doesn't look 17. He might be joking

>>509498656
why are his lips so big

>>509481063 (OP)
Pretty sure you are retarded for not picking up on an obvious troll.

>>509481063 (OP)
Gen Z is so dumb that they can't pick up an obvious joke. Additionally, they appear to be this guy's age, at 17. Seriously, you zoomers are aging like MILK.

>>509481887
Gayer than I thought

>>509491518
You should have gotten her number. Gen Z men aren't hitting on her.

>>509499064
she wanted DSL, she got em. simple as

>>509481097
Zoomers are the most dumb and pussy generation to ever walk the earth yet

>>509499219
i dont think this was a joke mate. As a millenial, this generation was mostly cringe af and seeing this i have to assume he means it when he says he looks 17

>>509499064
to suck chad's cock better

>>509481063 (OP)
>>509481097
Thanks for the irony

>>509481097
>tallest
Maybe.
You're all balding broccoli haired nigger worshipping fags.
You can't work can't fight can't do shit other than pose.
You can't talk to girls or have kids.
You're all genetic dead ends.

>>509481063 (OP)
>wrinkles
give it away
he doesn't look young so much as he just lacks facial masculinity

>>509481097
Nigger you are Bulgarian.

>>509481097
>sexiest
that's all you're good for
this one zoomer top could make me cum handsfree just from pounding me
but apparently all the mass between his legs was at the expense of mass in his head
>who's the daddy now, bruh
t. millennial faggot

>>509494974
Do you have the ramen hair version?

>>509485769
You experience human nature in its most crude unrefined form, you are closer to reality than most.
There no more illusions just suffering

he looks 45 and dresses like a 12 year old

We stopped Al Qaeda and isis I think we can handle a bunch of vaccinated iPad kids.