Thread 509497570

What would happen if I infiltrated Antifa?

>>509497570 (OP)
What would happen if we all did >:)

>>509497654
I don't get it.

>>509497570 (OP)
you might get laid finally

"Anti"-fascists are counter-fascists, and "Anarcho"-communists are polyarchists.

Post tits

>>509497570 (OP)
Fent addiction and STDs.
You might think you're ready for this mission, but you're not.

>>509497742
Yes, any number of "Real Women" would be willing.

>>509497570 (OP)
You could probably get a sweet hookup on fentanyl and hormone pills.

>>509497742
#1 half those bitches are trannies.
#2 The ones that are actually women have like a 500+ body count.

That shit is nasty bro.

>>509498121
Kek.

>>509497803
What is a plyarchist?

I'm going to have a Naurto fight with Antifa.

>>509498517
Troonery in all its variety.

>>509497570 (OP)

Nothing, be prepared to consume copious amounts of drugs to blend in.

>>509498517
polyarchist*

>>509497570 (OP)
imagine the smell

>>509497570 (OP)
You might get a gf and stop being a hate filled incel... j/k that will never happen

>>509498121
It's funny to think how easily any middle aged white man actually could infiltrate antifa with a little lipstick, some grocery store hair dye and a few pins.Throw in some mediocre they/them pilpul you're already 99% of the way there.

Just remember if you accidentally call somebody a nigger it's because you identify as African American.

real antifa are the zio-mercenaries using the crowdlarp as cover.
in fact most color revolution "unrest" is basically something like that.
its chaotic mess of different glownigger cells and organized crime groups.
you can infiltrate the larpers, but they're not doing anything

its why militias are suppressed. they don't want grassroots intrusions into their asymmetric clownops battlefield.

Can't infiltrate any where important, everyone of influence was groomed into that role, why do you think they killed groomer memes so fast

>>509501612
Pretend to have tourettes.
>ITS A REAL DISABILITY, NIGGER TRANNY
>Sorry I can't help it FAGGOT

>>509497570 (OP)
they would kick you out for being a Nosferatu. Just go back to the sewers.

>>509497570 (OP)
0/10 no tail.

>>509497570 (OP)
You would be detected, tortured and executed, and your body would be dragged through the streets as a warning to others.

>>509497570 (OP)
You would find the ccp funding.

>>509497570 (OP)
How do you even find an Antifa chapter to join?

>>509497570 (OP)
You'd be bored and annoyed because all they'd be doing is bitching about "muh wascism" and reinterpreting obsolete commie doctrine from the 19th century for hours.

>>509497570 (OP)
You would know what black cock tastes like

>>509502732
Kikebook.

Yet Once you infiltrated them don't expect any help from (((them))) for anything you saw.

(((they))) do it on purpose.

>>509497570 (OP)
>>509497654
Nothing, it barely even exists anymore. Soros just doesnt have it in him anymore

Not much.

Basically just call everyone Nazis and use buzzwords and talk about social justice, it's not that their smart, but any anon here with clean socials and a little charisma would be offered leadership quickly or get a very good view on how they operate locally.

t. Infiltrated them twice + summer campaign.

Flawless victory,
Paranoia sewn, black block in +40.
They stopped coming out to play during COVID because of the campaign, and one of their organizers got a 300k defamation suit for slandering a specific officer.

>>509502732
Social media,
Twitter, paying attention to the far left.


Going the night before their defund the police rallies and putting up blue ribbon just so they would flip out and tear it down infront of officers is how you get the police to let you fuck them up and stop protecting them/getting between groups.

Towards the end they literally just laughed at them, forced 8 to retreat single handedly cause the anti mask boomers thought I was Antifa cause I covered my face, so they "haha, well be right being you"

>Forces a route
>Hides in the crowd
>Sneak attack from behind their camera man.
>Trip him with one foot and grab his backpack.
>Big swing.
>He does the funky chicken.
>Just stand over him with the red Ensign.
>Allow him to get up
>Turn it sideways.
>Walk him backwards 60' while he snaps kino pictures of me in a Seige mask.
>Never uploaded the pictures because they were peak kino, and even Antifa knew it.

>Ask me how I know.

>>509497570 (OP)
Your IQ would likely drop by at last 20 points. Also you‘d develop some sort og very negative addicition, e.g. cock sucking, getting anally penetrated, alcohol or meth/crack.

>>509497570 (OP)
Wear something distinct so my drones shall spare you.

>>509497803
Antifa is all bullshit. They‘re mixed up low-lifes and degenerates with a core message of being against facists, whoever accounts for that.
Most of their ideology doesn‘t make sense and falls apart at minimum scrutiny. Its just a bunch of punks that want action and the feeling of a group to go against a common enemy. Most Antifa have eaten their brain at some point, one hallmark is their low intelligence and you‘ll inevitably notice.

>>509497570 (OP)
They don't trust n00bz.
It's a criminal gang like any other & you have to prove to them that you are willing to risk anything for their gang.

>>509498593
All leftists are dysgenics.

>>509502321
Too funny. I dare an anon to do this. I'd do it but for poor acting skills.

>>509502732
Meet them in AntiFa bars in every blue city.
Pro Palestine protests.
Socialist events.
University campuses.

>>509497570 (OP)
Try if you want, but I found them boring and gay. It would had been funny in the 70's or 80's when it was more about vandalism and heavy metal.

Unironic ex-lefty/antifa member here.
Majority of members are unemployed on govt. assistance or retail wagies who all somehow are attending college for longer than 4+ years without getting their Bachelor's.
Majority (90%) of the woman are sluts the more Chad-like you are the easier it is to fuck one. If she's fat she is easy pickings. For sex, you're both on some drug be it alcohol, weed, both, or some pills. If you cum inside while she is ovulating don't worry she'll get it aborted.
As for the dudes they're little faggots, who don't have any balls unless in a group. Very few are some cool dude bros but those ones are there mainly to get their dicks wet and rabble rouse.

>>509497570 (OP)
prolly very little
funds seem to be pretty low rn

>Historically, all reactionary forces on the verge of extinction invariably conduct a last desperate struggle against the revolutionary forces, and some revolutionaries are apt to be deluded for a time by this phenomenon of outward strength but inner weakness failing to grasp the essential fact that the enemy is nearing extinction while they themselves are approaching victory.

https://youtu.be/GkMucPo9tbA

>>509497570 (OP)
>What would happen if I infiltrated Antifa?
I think you have to cut your balls off first so I would seriously consider that.

>6 — A Storm and a Prophecy

>Chiapas: The Southeast in Two Winds
>WRITTEN IN AUGUST 1992, THIS ESSAY BY MARCOS WAS NOT RELEASED PUBLICLY UNTIL JANUARY 27, 1994.

>The First Wind: The One from Above. . . .

https://youtu.be/YpCvQAQt_8s

>>509507697
ONE

Which narrates how the supreme government, touched by the poverty of the indigenous peoples of Chiapas, lavished the area with hotels, prisons, barracks, and a military airport. It also tells how the beast feeds on the blood of the people, as well as other miserable and unfortunate happenings.

SUPPOSE THAT YOU live in the north, center, or west of this country. Suppose that you heed the old Department of Tourism slogan: “Get to know Mexico first.” Suppose that you decide to visit the southeast of your country and that in the southeast you choose to visit the state of Chiapas. Suppose that you drive there (getting there by airplane is not only expensive but unlikely, a mere fantasy: there are only two “civilian” airports and one military one). Suppose that you take the Transístmica Highway. Suppose that you pay no attention to the army barracks located at Matías Romero and that you continue on to Ventosa. Suppose that you don’t notice the government’s immigration checkpoint near there (the checkpoint makes you think that you are leaving one country and entering another). Suppose that you decide to take a left and head toward Chiapas. Several kilometers farther on you will leave the state of Oaxaca, and you will see a big sign that reads: “WELCOME TO CHIAPAS.” Have you found it?

>>509497570 (OP)
I sort of infiltrated on accident. My friend wanted to go to this "Brutality" shooting competition. Apparently one of the guys that runs it is known on the farms as "Carl the Cuck." When we were there I noticed there were antifa patches, armed trannies and lesbians and faggots everywhere. They also all naively assume that if you are there already that you must be part of their little club because there is a lot of internet drama surrounding their event and Carl. We went to one in the midwest call "cornfield brutality" that was hosted by brownells and apparently Carl got unhinged and spilled his spaghetti on ar15.com, which is owned by brownless so the community started mailing brownells with stuff like "why are you hosting a communist tranny enabling satanist?"

>>509497570 (OP)
You would need to do anal. Both directions too. . . You can fake bottoming but they will watch to make sure your erection stops after you cum so they are sure you did not use boner pills. They aren't stupid.

>infiltrating a cointelpro roleplaying club
Well done OP

>>509497570 (OP)
You’re going to get anrested and sent to Camp Crocagator.

>>509497570 (OP)
you'd suck a lot of cock?

>>509497570 (OP)
You can't unless you troon out first.

>>509497570 (OP)

My older sister is one of those Antifa faggots. She only dates guys that are super far right though, usually super buff, gun loving, and tranny hating. She has said before that she is just not attracted to men who think like her, as they are all pretty much just docile basedboys.

If you are a very mildly attractive conservative leaning man, then you would die within hours of pussy overdose. None of the "men" in Antifa groups ever actually get any, and the women in those groups are just "Having fun" as they put it. They don't have any actual cause, they just chant what is trending on twitter without a second thought. Antifa is like woman and basedboy daycare, really. No real thoughts behind any of their eyes, or chants.

>>509510210
I forgor you can't say s 0 y anymore. My bad. I meant s 0 y boys

>be early /b/
>Anonymous and wall street at war with each other
>Anons are like hell yeah
>Fast forward
>Through CNN brainwashing media technique developed by the CIA and the Patriot act enabling them to militarize the police ,is finally home to roost ,
>Labeling any form of resistance
>ANTI FA
>Short for anti fascist
>Fascists are bad guys but somehow being against them is bad also ?
>Anons sucking the government and police fucks glazing hard in 2025

Sick body sick mind
Those micro plastics and vaccines got y'all

>>509510263
We all know what you meant.

>>509510406
Plz, more kino old /b/ stories

>>509510431
Thanks, redcoat

>>509497570 (OP)
You'd probably end up with HIV or at least herpes.

>>509497570 (OP)
She's doing the mating dance to attract a CHVD to impregnate her.

>>509502558
Not sure if these brave warriors are gonna be able to pull that off

>>509497570 (OP)
If you're straight White male they'll see it coming from a mile away, your kind isn't welcome there

>>509497570 (OP)
>>509497654
We all should. Inflitrate them and make them more anti zionist