Thread 509515030

Germany attack Poland with illegal migrants.
It's the same hybrid war like Russia tries.
Time for new fence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsYYdJNoZIw

Everyone with a brain knows the German penis would defeat the small and modest pale, flaccid Polish "penis."

>>509515030 (OP)
so its the poles vs the muslims
kino

>>509515030 (OP)
Fuck off faggot. It's only good for the EU. Every country is pumping it's "border control" wich means every European country is done with immigrants but can't bypass eu law. Which means eu Parlement has finally come in action.

I. The Birth of Modesty
In lands of rye and swirling mist,
Where vodka flows and women kissed,
A humble boy was born one day,
With heart so strong—but not that way.

Though brave of soul and bright of mind,
One trait he lacked: the proper kind.
For when he bloomed in manhood's spring,
He bore a… well, a modest thing.

II. He Rode with Shame
He rode not stallions, but a goat,
His trousers loose, his pride remote.
The village girls, they’d laugh and sigh,
“’Tis sweet,” they’d whisper. “But oh my…”

His name was Janek of the Glen,
A tender soul, unlike most men.
But when he loved, it brought no roar,
Just gentle taps… then nothing more.

III. He Prayed to Grow
He knelt by church and cried to saints:
“Grant me a rod to break restraints!”
But saints are cruel, or deaf at least—
They blessed the West, forgot the East.

So Janek sought some ancient lore:
A spell, a pill, a stretch—what for?
For still he swung a feeble vine,
While Hans next door packed kielbasa divine.

IV. The Duel of Thrust
One day a maiden he adored
Was seen with Hans—a human sword.
Their cabin shook, the rafters moaned,
The flower bed by lust was boned.

Janek wept beside the fence,
His heart a knot of impotence.
He knew then size was not just myth—
When paired with thrust, it caused a rift.

>>509515030 (OP)
thread theme
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CxlRJsQ7p2k&pp=ygUed2luZ2VkIGh1c3NhcnMgYXJyaXZlZCBzYWJhdG9u

The Ballad of Janek by the Door

“Oh Janek, oh Janek, small but sore…”

I. The Dusk of a Husband
Janek sat by the cottage gate,
A bucket in hand, resigned to fate.
His boots were muddy, his soul was sore,
And laughter echoed through the door.

Inside, the shadows danced and swayed,
Zofia’s sighs in night’s parade.
The cottage shook upon its beams,
As Hans fulfilled her deepest dreams.

II. The Thrust Beyond the Wall
Each creak, each moan, each guttural cheer
Fell heavy on Janek’s Polish ear.
He chewed a beet with solemn dread,
As rhythmic thuds marked where Hans tread.

The dog looked up. The goat looked on.
A teacup cracked. The flowers were gone.
Still Janek sat, a quiet knight,
Defeated not in war—but night.

III. Reflections in the Beet Soup
“Oh Zofia,” Janek softly wept,
“For you I plowed, for you I swept.
I gave you eggs, I gave you bread—
But Hans has taken you to bed.”

“My love was warm, but soft and brief.
His love’s a hurricane of beef.”
Janek sighed, with tragic grace,
Wiping beet juice from his face.

IV. The Neighbors Hear
Old Babcia peered through woven lace,
And whispered prayers for Janek’s place.
The wind, embarrassed, fled the glen,
For no one wished to cuck a friend.

Even the stork atop the barn
Turned away, appalled and torn.
Still Janek sat—his post, his doom,
Outside his wife’s expanding womb.

V. The Last Cabbage
At dawn, the door creaked open slow,
And Hans emerged with golden glow.
He stretched his arms, his chest so bare,
The birds collapsed from lack of air.

Zofia followed, flushed and free,
A woman cured of misery.
Janek nodded, doffed his cap,
And took a nap upon her lap.

Finale
So here’s to Janek, bold yet mild,
A man defeated, not reviled.
His heart was big, though he was small,
And love, dear friends, outgrew them all.

>>509515030 (OP)
germans ruining europe like always

>>509515030 (OP)
I thought it was the Russians?

>>509515030 (OP)
Real pic

>>509516491
"The Ballad of Lonely Wojtek"

(sung to the tune of a melancholy accordion in a smoky village tavern)

Verse 1
Oh Wojtek lived in Łódź alone,
His heart was cold, his bed a stone,
He prayed each night by pierogi light,
But Tinder ghosts gave him no bite.

Chorus
Swipe left, swipe right, they flee in fright,
No maiden stays past second night.
He blames the West, he blames the Jews,
But never buys new walking shoes.

Verse 2
He wore the same old sweats each day,
And mumbled poems in disarray.
He spoke of Nietzsche, love, and fate,
While still at home with mum—age thirty-eight.

Chorus
“The women want the chads,” he moaned,
“While nice guys die unloved, alone.”
But when one smiled, he ran away,
Too scared to speak of love or play.

Bridge (in a dramatic, whispered accordion solo)
In basements deep and forums wide,
He typed of wounds he never tried.
He blamed the world for all he lacked—
Then scrolled again, and snacked and snacked.

Verse 3
One day a girl said “hi” at noon,
He panicked, vanished like a loon.
His tale was told from pub to church,
A lonely soul still on his search.

Final Chorus
So raise your glass to men like he,
Too lost in mind to ever see:
The heart must beat, not just resent—
Or else grow old, and impotent

>>509515030 (OP)
TAG ME IN GERMANY
I'M READY TO GO

>>509515030 (OP)
nothing new, dumped jews similar way in 1938-39
https://www.yadvashem.org/holocaust/this-month/august/1939.html

>>509516785

“Ode to the Mighty German Rod”

(Folk-rock with a hint of vodka-fueled lament)

Verse 1:
In the shadow of the Black Forest trees,
Where the bratwurst sizzles in the breeze,
We hear the tales from across the line,
Of German rods both proud and fine.

Chorus:
Oh, why’s their thunder loud and long?
While ours feels like a whispered song?
We drink our vodka, we puff our chests,
But can’t compete with Teutonic bests!

Verse 2:
Janek’s sighs and Wojtek’s groans,
Echo through our village homes.
We dream of length and girth so grand,
Like the Germanic wonderland!

Chorus:
Oh, why’s their thunder loud and long?
While ours feels like a whispered song?
We drink our vodka, we puff our chests,
But can’t compete with Teutonic bests!

Bridge:
Maybe size is just a tale,
But envy’s wind blows fierce and pale.
Still, we raise our glasses high,
To courage, heart, and not the thigh!

Final Chorus:
Oh, why’s their thunder loud and long?
While ours feels like a whispered song?
We drink our vodka, we puff our chests,
But love’s the mightiest conquest!

>>509516552
They were unsuccesful, so their friens Germans no try to do same: ruining one of the few remaining white people countries in Europw with shitskins.

>>509516652
>>509516477
"Poland" is the real Germany

>>509515030 (OP)

... i litterally would not mind when the poles neckshot everyone we send to them!

>>509516939
YOU WILL NEVER BE TRULY ARYAN

>>509516985
Ode to the German Penis

Oh mighty shaft of Teutonic pride,
In length and girth you do abide.
From Bavarian hills to Rhine’s grand flow,
Your legend grows where cold winds blow.

With thrusts precise as engineer’s hand,
You conquer like a well-planned land.
No whispered sigh, but roaring song,
A symphony where hearts belong.

Your power famed in every tale,
Outshining moon and shining grail.
A lusty spear, a warrior’s blade,
In bedroom wars, you’ve never strayed.

So raise a glass, let songs ascend,
To Germany’s most faithful friend.
A symbol bold, of strength and vim—
Long live the German penis hymn!


HAIL THE GERMAN SCHLONG
WITH MIGHTY THRUSTS
A VIRGIN'S GREATEST FEAR
TAKE ME IN THE NIGHT
DADDY HANS

>>509516985
or you could stop being a niggerbrain and do it yourself?

>>509517145
Sad American Penis Blues

(Slow, soulful, with a hint of irony)

Verse 1:
Oh, I’m just a little fella from the USA,
Tryin’ to stand tall but I’m feelin’ kinda gray.
Lookin’ east and west, see the size they boast,
German rods like thunder, Polish ones like ghosts.

Chorus:
Sad American penis, singin’ the blues,
Almost smaller than Poland’s, I got the news.
Tryin’ to keep up but I’m fallin’ behind,
Guess it’s my size that’s messin’ with my mind.

Verse 2:
I’ve got burgers and baseball, stars and stripes so grand,
But when it comes to girth, I don’t quite understand.
Maybe it’s the stress, or fast food on my plate,
While German guys are out there feelin’ first-rate.

Chorus:
Sad American penis, singin’ the blues,
Almost smaller than Poland’s, I got the news.
Tryin’ to keep up but I’m fallin’ behind,
Guess it’s my size that’s messin’ with my mind.

Bridge:
But size ain’t everything, or so they say,
Maybe it’s the heart that wins the day.
Still, can’t help wonderin’ on those lonely nights,
If German pipes bring louder delights.

Final Chorus:
Sad American penis, singin’ the blues,
Almost smaller than Poland’s, I got the news.
Tryin’ to keep up but I’m fallin’ behind,
Guess it’s my size that’s messin’ with my mind.

>>509515030 (OP)
Kek. Poland would wreck Germany today. I can just picture the Krauts riding bicycles with their broomsticks getting crushed to pulp by Polish tanks.

>>509517005
>TRULY ARYAN
not sure if I want to be such

>>509517232
LIES. LIES. LIES.

"The Mighty German Phallobomb"

Verse 1:
From factories deep in Bavaria’s heart,
Comes a mighty missile, a lewd work of art.
Not steel, not lead, but a thunderous rod,
The Phallobomb strikes, a bizarre demigod!

Chorus:
Boom! Goes the Phallobomb, lighting the skies,
Sending shockwaves and jealous sighs.
No bunker can hide, no fortress withstand,
The German cock’s mighty, a legend so grand!

Verse 2:
It drops with a wink, and a wink with a grin,
Polish fields tremble, their blush is akin.
The missile’s thrust shakes the very ground,
Echoing tales where love and war are bound.

Chorus:
Boom! Goes the Phallobomb, lighting the skies,
Sending shockwaves and jealous sighs.
No bunker can hide, no fortress withstand,
The German cock’s mighty, a legend so grand!

Bridge:
But beneath the laughs, beneath the jest,
There’s a tale of envy, a wild contest.
Between mighty myths and whispered fears—
In the end, it’s just laughter and beers!

Final Chorus:
Boom! Goes the Phallobomb, lighting the skies,
Sending shockwaves and jealous sighs.
No bunker can hide, no fortress withstand,
The German cock’s mighty, a legend so grand!

Time to unironocally build a wall.

>>509517209
you can sing for pennies at the polish border til your lungs fall out. you're still not getting in, abdullah

BEHOLD: THE GERMANIC TEUTONIC BEAST: THE PHALLOBOMB

>>509517232

..na! ..this time you will make the dirty work by yourself!

we told you back then, ... now you have to deal with this shit like where forced back then and now ... but this time, all of you will dirt on the hands, and ther will be no germany you could overwhelm with all your guilt!

"The Great Germanic Phallobomb Parade"

Verse 1:
Here comes the GERMAN Phallobomb, a rocket made of Germanic Might,
Blasting through the Polish tulip fields with ridiculous ease.
It’s bigger than a schnitzel, more twisted than a pretzel,
A missile of pure nonsense, with a curious mettle!

Chorus:
Boom-boom, zip-zap, the Phallobomb flies,
Penetrating absurdity right through the skies.
No fortress too small, no cabbage too stout,
The Phallobomb’s coming — there’s no way out!

Verse 2:
It dances with a feather, it whistles like a goat,
Leaves a trail of sauerkraut wherever it floats.
It’s part thunder, part trombone, part love and part war,
A legend in lederhosen, the absurdity czar!

Chorus:
Boom-boom, zip-zap, the Phallobomb flies,
Penetrating absurdity right through the skies.
No fortress too small, no cabbage too stout,
The Phallobomb’s coming — there’s no way out!

Bridge:
Oh, villagers hide your socks and your silly hats,
The bomb’s got a fever and it’s chasing cats.
It’ll tangle your noodles, it’ll jump in your stew,
The Great Phallobomb’s coming — and it’s coming for you!

Final Chorus:
Boom-boom, zip-zap, the Phallobomb flies,
Penetrating absurdity right through the skies.
No fortress too small, no cabbage too stout,
The Phallobomb’s coming — there’s no way out!

>>509515030 (OP)
Legitimate act of war. Poland is free and clear to use whatever force necessary. Also seeing as Germany attacked first nato is required to defend Poland.

Ballad of the Phallobomb

Made from German engineering, ripe for destroying Slavic fields,
The mighty Phallobomb approaches, with a thrust no shield can yield.

Verse 1:
Forged in Bavarian workshops with precision and with pride,
The Phallobomb was crafted to thunder and to glide.
No mere weapon of war or simple tool of might,
But a phallic missile of chaos, blazing through the night.

Chorus:
Oh, Phallobomb, you rip through rye and beet,
Your length and girth bring Slavs to defeat.
No cabbage patch, no humble hut,
Can withstand your furious rut!

Verse 2:
From Saxon hills to Silesian plains, the tales are told anew,
Of fields laid bare, and farmers’ wives bewitched by your debut.
Where once was calm and quiet, now echoes a primal call,
As the German engineered marvel overwhelms them all.

Chorus:
Oh, Phallobomb, you rip through rye and beet,
Your length and girth bring Slavs to defeat.
No cabbage patch, no humble hut,
Can withstand your furious rut!

Bridge:
But listen close and hear the truth beneath the lust and lore—
It’s but a tale of rivalry, absurdity at core.
For though the Phallobomb may claim its “glorious” place,
It’s all in jest, a silly dance, a bawdy farce.

Final Chorus:
Oh, Phallobomb, you rip through rye and beet,
Your length and girth bring Slavs to defeat.
No cabbage patch, no humble hut,
Can withstand your furious rut!

Ballad of the Teutonic Beast: The Phallobomb

Verse 1:
From the forges of Bavaria, where sausages sizzle and spit,
Came the Teutonic Beast, with a thrust that just wouldn’t quit.
The Phallobomb they called it, a missile of might and mirth,
A rod of destruction, a terror of the earth!

Chorus:
Oh, the Phallobomb’s coming, with a thunderous roar,
Flattening villages, then asking for more!
No pierogi safe, no cabbage spared,
When the Teutonic Beast has declared!

Verse 2:
It blasted through orchards, it shattered the barn,
Sent hens fleeing wildly, the village alarmed.
The farmers all cried, “Our fields are undone!”
By a prick so colossal, it blocked out the sun!

Chorus:
Oh, the Phallobomb’s coming, with a thunderous roar,
Flattening villages, then asking for more!
No pierogi safe, no cabbage spared,
When the Teutonic Beast has declared!

Ballad of the Teutonic Giant Iron Man

With stomps like thunder and eyes of steel,
The Iron Man marches with iron heel.

Verse 1:
From the factories where precision is law,
Rose the giant clad in iron and saw.
He lumbered east with a clank and a groan,
To claim all the treasures that Poland had known.

Chorus:
Oh, Iron Man, with your metal hand,
You scoop up the fields and the fertile land.
No potato patch or village small,
Escapes your cold, mechanized thrall!

Verse 2:
He grabbed all the beets, he seized all the grain,
Left nothing behind but sorrow and pain.
The rivers ran dry, the forests grew bare,
As the Iron Man's shadow filled the air.

Chorus:
Oh, Iron Man, with your metal hand,
You scoop up the fields and the fertile land.
No potato patch or village small,
Escapes your cold, mechanized thrall!

What's with the Elgin AI?

>>509516552
its Xth century and XVIII century and XX century all over again

>>509515030 (OP)
More like they push back the ones that come from Poland?

#polandisoverparty

Ballad of the Iron Teutonic Man

In the quiet fields where the wild winds roam,
Stood a humble village, a simple home.

Verse 1:
The dawn would break on fields of rye,
Underneath the somber sky.
Farmers worked with calloused hands,
Tending crops and fertile lands.

Verse 2:
But far away, beyond the hills,
A shadow stirred with iron wills.
The Teutonic Man, forged in steel,
With pounding steps no soul could feel.

Chorus:
Oh, Iron Man, so cold and grim,
You crushed our hopes on every whim.
Our barns lay bare, our rivers ran red,
Our village mourned the life you bled.

Verse 3:
He marched with thunder, fierce and wild,
A metal beast, no mercy mild.
The fields were trampled, the trees did fall,
And silence claimed our village small.

Chorus:
Oh, Iron Man, so cold and grim,
You crushed our hopes on every whim.
Our barns lay bare, our rivers ran red,
Our village mourned the life you bled.

>>509518246
yea right...

Ballad of Janek’s House and the Phallobomb

Oh Janek’s house, once proud and stout,
Now lies in ruins, crushed and out.

Verse 1:
Janek woke one quiet morn,
To find his home was sadly torn.
By the mighty Phallobomb’s blast,
His humble life now part of past.

Chorus:
Oh Phallobomb, so cruel and wide,
You shattered walls, you stole his pride.
No roof to shield, no hearth to warm,
Janek weeps through thunderstorm.

Verse 2:
The fields once green now trampled flat,
The barn is gone, no chickens at.
Janek’s tears mix with the rain,
As he mourns what can’t remain.

Chorus:
Oh Phallobomb, so cruel and wide,
You shattered walls, you stole his pride.
No roof to shield, no hearth to warm,
Janek weeps through thunderstorm.

I hate my country so much it's unreal. I'm 20% polish, maybe I go back to my homeland. Future is looking bleak here, we get poorer and poorer while poland get's richer by the year. Poland is also cleaner and whiter.

>>509518246
of course
the pollacks are lling
thats all they ever do

The Sad Tale of Poland and the Mysterious Smell....

Long ago, in the grand halls of Europe, where nations gathered like a peculiar family reunion, Poland stood shyly at the edges, clutching its pierogi and vodka, hoping for a warm embrace.

But alas! The other countries whispered in hushed tones, wrinkling their noses and fanning the air as Poland approached.

"Do you smell that?" asked France, delicately sniffing the breeze between sips of wine.
"It’s like... fermented cabbage mixed with a hint of unwashed boots!" said Italy, pinching his nostrils.
England nodded solemnly, "Indeed. A curious scent, like a thousand forgotten sausages left to stew in the sun."

Poor Poland, baffled and heartbroken, tried everything to fit in. It wore fancy hats, danced awkward polkas, and even tried wearing perfumes imported from Switzerland. But the mysterious smell clung stubbornly like a particularly persistent ghost.

Rumors spread like wildfire. Some said Poland’s farms produced the legendary Eau de Cabbage—a scent so potent it could wilt roses from miles away. Others whispered that the great Polish vodka was brewed with secret ingredients, including the tears of melancholy bison and the sweat of disgruntled gnomes.

Even the mighty German nation, with its precise engineering and well-oiled machines, gave a polite yet cautious nod, secretly keeping a window cracked whenever Poland came near.

Thus, Poland remained the eternal outsider at the European banquet, invited politely but seated just beyond the door—where the air was freshest.

And so the sad story goes: that Poland was never truly accepted because of the mysterious smell that no nose could quite endure, a scent born from centuries of pierogi, vodka, and stubborn pride.

>>509518246
They're not come from Poland, cause there's no native niggers and arabs in Poland. They were brought from Africa by Russia , as a bio weapon against the whites, and traveled to Germany via Belarus and Poland.

>>509518659
Polish people will never be white.

Once upon a time, in the swirling fog of early 20th-century Europe, a man named Adolf Hitler sat down with his dusty genealogy charts, a magnifying glass, and a cup of bitter herbal tea. His mission? To define the elusive “Aryan” race.

As he flipped through pages filled with old names, he pondered deeply, “Are the Poles Aryan?” The answer, dear listeners, was a resounding no — but not for reasons you might expect.

You see, Hitler’s conclusion hinged upon a series of utterly ridiculous observations:

First, he noted that Poles often smelled funny after a hard day’s work in the fields, attributing this to some “un-Aryan” essence. “No true Aryan,” he declared, “would smell so strongly of sauerkraut and stale pierogi!”

Second, he was baffled by their passion for polka music. “Only barbarians stomp their feet so wildly! Such unruly dancing cannot stem from noble Aryan blood.”

Third, and perhaps most damning, was the fact that Polish horses often neighed loudly and refused to march in straight lines — a behavior he chalked up to genetic impurity.

>>509518659
more pollack lies

Once upon a time in a Europe not-so-far-away, there was a curious rumor swirling among the nations: the Polish people could not screw in a lightbulb.

Now, Germany prided itself on precision engineering, efficiency, and, of course, perfectly illuminated rooms.

So when the rumor spread that Poland’s lightbulbs flickered endlessly, casting shadows of confusion, the German leaders grew… concerned.

“How can a nation stumble in the simple art of lighting a room?” they asked, adjusting their spectacles.

Whispers of Polish lightbulb mishaps reached every corner: bulbs left half-tightened, lampshades askew, bulbs replaced with sausages (because, why not?).

Germany, ever the perfectionist, saw this as a threat to European illumination.

And thus began the Great Bullying, also known as WW2

It all began on a cold, foggy evening in a quaint Polish village. The power had gone out, and the townsfolk gathered around with candles, lanterns, and a suspiciously large collection of lightbulbs.

Now, you might think screwing in a lightbulb is simple, but in this village, it was an epic saga.

First, Janusz held the bulb and examined it like it was an alien artifact. “Which end do I start with? The glass or the metal?” he pondered aloud, scratching his head.

Meanwhile, Zofia was trying to assemble a manual she found online—printed in Polish but with diagrams that looked more like modern art than instructions.

Piotr, the village tech wizard, brought out a magnifying glass, a screwdriver (for reasons unknown), and a collection of duct tape. “This will help,” he announced confidently before electrocuting himself.

Hours passed. The bulb remained uninstalled. The villagers debated fiercely whether light switches were a conspiracy invented by city folks.

Rumors started flying: some claimed the bulb was cursed, others whispered it was a government plot to keep villages in darkness to protect the secret recipe of their pierogi.

Eventually, a wandering German electrician arrived, watched the spectacle, and with a single twist, brought light back to the room.

The villagers cheered, but secretly vowed to study harder next time—because even if they can’t screw in a bulb yet, they sure know how to throw a great pierogi party.

>>509518749
Nice try Moshe.
We both know Poland was and is the center for whiteness in Europe.

>>509519126
How many poles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

When the village lights went out, everyone looked to Wojtek — the self-declared “Master of Brightness.”

He grabbed the bulb, climbed the ladder, and stared up at the fixture. “Clockwise? Counterclockwise? Push? Pull? Maybe I need instructions... or more pierogi.”

After many attempts — twisting, turning, even trying to jam the bulb in with a sausage for extra grip — the bulb refused to light.

The bulb slipped, crashed, and shattered on the floor.

The villagers groaned but quickly found a solution: a big round of vodka.

Glasses were raised, songs were sung, and laughter filled the room.

Wojtek smiled sheepishly and declared, “If I can’t fix the light, at least I can light up the party!”

>>509518871
Hey, mohammed actually said there's native niggers in Poland!
>>509518893
>>509519071
This Israeli bot is officially not a human

>>509517683
>Poland is free and clear to use whatever force necessary.
But we won't, because the current ruling party is a German lapdog.
The Krauts would not do this without any guarantees from our politicians.

>>509519465
Name one thing Poland has ever done for Western Civilization and please justify to me why Hitler was wrong in wanting to genocide every last one of you polacks.

Nazis viewed Poles as backward, rural, and incapable of self-government, stereotypes often exaggerated or fabricated to rationalize occupation and exploitation

>>509515030 (OP)
We only send back what Pollacks allowed to cross the border. Seit 5:45 Uhr wird zurückmigriert!

>>509518871
lmao like you dont have same shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGYz43EoLkE

>>509519631
How large is your penis? Can there be penis inspections at the German border to see whose let in or not? Nobody under 12 cm ofc. We can not let inferior horde corrupt the purity and strength of the German penis.

>>509519631
nope
you took too much non whites your economy tanked and now you are disposing of the problem destroying your relations with all your neighbours

>>509519188
51
1 to hold the bulb, 50 to rotate the house

>>509516979
show flag germ(man)

>>509519188
>and anti-semites
gee who could be behind those jokes

>>509519506
>Name one thing Poland has ever done for Western Civilization
Saves ...Germans from being Muslims in 1683 (pointless, they're just proving they want and desrve it)
And many more

>>509519836
NAME ONE THING POLAND HAS EVER DONE TO CONTRIBUTE TO CIVILIZATION

A TEUTONIC PHALLOMB JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>509519936
Kicked the Ottoman Empire out of Europe. Actually incredibly significant

Yet the Germanic Phallobomb Remains Supreme

Forged in steel and brewed in beer,
The Phallobomb brings distant fear.

Verse 1:
From Teutonic lands it rose so proud,
A missile mighty, fierce and loud.
No Slavic field could stand its might,
No village safe from its thunderous, penetrating flight.

Chorus:
Yet the Germanic Phallobomb remains supreme,
A titan forged in the Rhine’s bright gleam.
Through history’s fog and legend’s dream,
It reigns forever — the ultimate scheme!

Verse 2:
With gears that grind and shafts that thrust,
It conquers all with iron gust.
No rival can its power outmatch,
Its glory none dare to snatch.

Chorus:
Yet the Germanic Phallobomb remains supreme,
A titan forged in the Rhine’s bright gleam.
Through history’s fog and legend’s dream,
It reigns forever — the ultimate scheme!

Bridge:
Though myths may rise and tales may fall,
None can best the Phallobomb’s call.
A symbol bold, a roaring flame,
In every whisper, they speak its name.

Final Chorus:
Yet the Germanic Phallobomb remains supreme,
A titan forged in the Rhine’s bright gleam.
Through history’s fog and legend’s dream,
It reigns forever — the ultimate scheme!

>>509515030 (OP)
Nuke poland.
Kill poli-h scum.

>>509515030 (OP)
we can only send you the shitskins back that reached Poland before coming to Germany, you should sent them back to whatever EU country they came from before Poland and so on

faggy pollacks didnt move 1 finger to stop them from moving to germany and now they lose their mind when they get them back. (as is the correct legal procedure - you got paid to protect the EU border)

HAHAHAHAHA

faggy pollacks couldnt be bothered to secure the borders that matter but when its about germany they suddenly move. you fuck off you homos

I think Poland is fucked in WW3, tbqh

>>509519936
I did it already kike.
Wanna more? Chopin. Petroleum industry. Pierogi. Poland itself.
Kopernik, the most important scientist in history
(inb4: yes, he was Polish)

Kill any nigger or Arab that try to cross


Poland need to stay pure, just one country in this big world


They might have help a little usa war in Iraq but I still support them as they are native


Brown and nigger are annoying

>>509519126
No, you're a mongols

>>509520219
IT'S OVER FOR POLACKS.

TPD

THE PHALLOBOMB REIGNS SUPREME

another spam thread

>>509515030 (OP)
It was Germans dumping them onto German land temporarily occupied by Polaks

>>509516066
>Eu law
Why are niggerlands such niggers?
Oh, right...

>>509515030 (OP)
Just let me in Tomasz
You won't regret letting me in
i promise you that

>>509520386
calm down jew in a while its shabbad and you can not use the computer
just relax
have a nice night

>>509520294
Those were all "Polish" men of Germanic heritage.

Left is average German man, right is average Polack.

>>509520372
>EU flag
>Calling us mongols
I assume you're trolling

>>509520294
>Chopin
Doesn't really it sounds like a polish name

Dreams of the Phallobomb

In twilight’s hush, beneath cold stars,
A legend wakes from ancient wars.

Verse 1:
It slumbers deep in steel and smoke,
A titan’s shaft, a mighty yoke.
From German forge and midnight fire,
It stirs with passion, fierce desire.

Chorus:
Dreams of the Phallobomb, mighty and wild,
A roaring beast, the father’s child.
Through shadowed fields and whispered night,
It marches forth, a blazing light.

Verse 2:
It dreams of conquest, vast and grand,
To conquer Poland's fertile land
No wall too tall, no gate too strong,
The Phallobomb’s march is swift and long.

Chorus:
Dreams of the Phallobomb, mighty and wild,
A roaring beast, the father’s child.
Through shadowed fields and whispered night,
It marches forth, a blazing light.

Bridge:
Yet in its dreams, a softer call—
Of laughter, joy, a distant ball.
Beneath the steel, a heart may beat,
In phantom dance, in rhythmic heat.

Final Chorus:
Dreams of the Phallobomb, fierce and bright,
A roaring storm in the endless night.
Forever bound by myth and song,
The legend lives forever strong.

>>509520294
Kopernikus was from a german family, from the german city of Thorun and spoke and wrote german

>>509519936
we kept jews from pushing feminism and communism for like 400 years before germans and russians partitioned us
thats why you seethe kike

>>509520663
When will these Polacks learn they will never be as great as us Germans? LMAO

>>509520694
I am not a kike but keep accusing me of being one because you have no argument while the phallobomb destroys not only your fertile polish lands but your bussy as well.

>>509520522
Those were all "Polish" men of Germanic heritage.

Left is average German man, right is average Polack.

>>509520834
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH KEKED!!!!

>>509515030 (OP)
Shitskins don't last here...
They just don't

The country is 99% white catholic

If any shitskin literally tries to drive through sall villages...they know...
And then leave.

It's just not another way and I'm telling...lol...that this countrynwill not change. Not ever.

See they can bribe and corrupt a few politicians but the people don't the ground (95%+) simply won't take incompatible people.

>>509520627
He has some French ancestors, but always considered himself a Pole, and was a Polish patriot (like Kopernik, whose origins were partially German)
>>509520522
LOL kike you're funnier with every post

>>509520771
you unironically posted this picture you dumb kike >>509519188
and when i noticed that source of those jokes is jews seething about being called out you started seething
it doesnt leave us many options jew
pic rel
keep seething jew

>>509520663
Copernicescu was a proud romanian lad
He only did science as a hobby
Imagine if he cared

>>509520983
>The country is 99% white catholic
YET MORE POLACK LIES.

>>509520344
Worry not...this but cannot be cracked

>>509515030 (OP)
>NOOOOOOOOOO GERMANY YOU CAN'T DO IT ONLY POLAND IS ALLOWED TO SEND MIGRANTS TO YOUR COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>509519936
Stay white
Survive Globohono©

>>509520663
Is not know what language he spoked
Wrotes in Latin
-nik (-nigk in earlist records) is purely Polish surname ending
so no

The Fall of Poland: Ballad of the Phallobomb

Beneath the shadow of iron and flame,
The land was crushed, no one to blame.

Verse 1:
From the forge of the Teutonic Man,
Came the Phallobomb’s deadly plan.
A mighty shaft of steel and fire,
That burned and broke all hope’s desire.

Chorus:
Oh Poland, fallen under steel so grim,
Your lights extinguished, horizons dim.
The Phallobomb’s wrath, so fierce and cold,
Left nothing but stories sorrow told.

Verse 2:
Villages trampled, fields laid bare,
No voices raised in desperate prayer.
The Iron Man’s march, relentless, supreme,
Shattered the fabric of every dream.

Chorus:
Oh Poland, fallen under steel so grim,
Your lights extinguished, horizons dim.
The Phallobomb’s wrath, so fierce and cold,
Left nothing but stories sorrow told.

Bridge:
In ashes deep, the echoes wail,
Of a land that could no longer prevail.
Yet whispered legends forever remain,
Of the Phallobomb’s ruthless reign.

Final Chorus:
Oh Poland, fallen under steel so grim,
Your lights extinguished, horizons dim.
The Phallobomb’s wrath, so fierce and cold,
Left nothing but stories sorrow told.

>>509521210
literally wrote in german and came from a german family
you think he didnt speak german
you retarded polish fuck

>>509520987
Cut the bullshit Tomasz he had a french dad who named him François which roughly translates as the Frenchman
He spent most of his life in France where he even met his french roastie gf

>>509521080
HAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU ABJECT FUCKING JEWISH KUNT

I must admit: This tread is officially derailed by germs and their friend kikes.
This is supposed to be about border situation, not about our superiority over Germans, which is obvious.

>>509521160
you retards invited them and now you blame everyone for letting them in

Once upon a time, in the shadowy forges of Bavaria, there lived a legendary figure known as the Bavarian Iron Man. Clad in gleaming armor crafted from the finest steel of the Alps, he was a master engineer and warrior whose name struck both awe and fear across the continent.

The Bavarian Iron Man had long observed the endless conflicts and rivalries that plagued the lands of Europe. Among these, the stubborn spirit of Poland stood defiant, a thorn in the side of the Germanic ambitions. Determined to bring about an end to this enduring struggle once and for all, the Iron Man set his mind to crafting a device of unprecedented power.

Deep within his mountain forge, amidst sparks and molten steel, he conceived the Germanic Phallobomb — a colossal weapon shaped like a mighty shaft, forged to symbolize both strength and domination. Powered by the ancient forces of engineering precision and relentless Teutonic will, the Phallobomb was designed to sweep across the lands with unstoppable force.

When unleashed, the Phallobomb thundered through the plains and forests, its iron heart beating like a war drum. Villages trembled, fields were laid bare, and the very spirit of Poland seemed to waver beneath its relentless march.

Though the tale of the Bavarian Iron Man and his Phallobomb is shrouded in legend and myth, it speaks to a vision of absolute power — a weapon forged in steel and ambition, meant to reshape the destiny of nations like Poland, land of human FILTH AND EXCREMENT

>>509521080
You will never FUCKUP Poland you kike trash

>>509521299
He came from mixed Polish-German including pure Polish families as well.

>>509521460
phallobomb is going to destroy you polacks whether you like it or not

>>509515030 (OP)
Stfu brainlet poolack lol

>>509521499
What...nigger kike STFU

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA POLAND GO NUKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>509515030 (OP)
Kek, (you) filthy beggar.

>>509521299
I didn't say he didn's speak german - it's known he knows it
(saying people say things they actually didn't is a typical jewish strategy, so you're officially unmasked)
He was however always loyal to polish state where he lives. Even fought against Germans as a military commander.

>>509516985
Killing all fucking Germs is the only way to save what remain of Europe. Germs are a fucking infection.
>>509518192
It's trying to nuke the thread.

>>509521432
Sorry polacke but last time i checked Germany did not border Belarus.

>>509521299
he and all members of his family supported poland in war against teutons
on both sides

>>509521210
For how many centuries was latin used as the dominant international language of science and Intellectuality

>>509521855
we do thats why the border is secure
so you drop us your migrants out of spite
so now also our common border becomes secured

>>509521799
Germans really are fucking awful. They are cunning but all sellouts - or if not completely utterly vaginarized maxed 5000

The Origins of the Bavarian Iron Man

In a quiet Alpine village nestled beneath towering peaks, a boy named Dietrich lived a simple life. But fate had other plans. One grim day, the village was overrun by the dreaded Polack hordes — portrayed in legend as barbarians and thieves, wielding wild cries and a shocking inability to screw in lightbulbs.

They pillaged the lands, stole the precious alpine cheese, and, in their chaos, kidnapped and raped Dietrich’s beloved sister, Liesel, leaving behind a trail of broken traditions and ruined saunas.

The Teutonic spirit of the village was crushed, but young Dietrich’s heart burned with a fierce resolve. Swearing vengeance, he forged himself into the Bavarian Iron Man, a cyborg — clad in unbreakable steel, a symbol of Teutonic will and precise engineering.

Fueled by memories of stolen, misused lightbulbs and lost family, Dietrich descended into his mountain forge. There, amid the fire and sparks, he began crafting the ultimate weapon: the Germanic Phallobomb — a colossal shaft of steel, meant to restore order and reclaim what was lost.

And so was born the legend of the Bavarian Iron Man — forged in pain, powered by pride, and destined to march forth against chaos and destroy the so-called nation of Poland once and for all, one thrust at a time.

Many such cases when dealing with the barbaric, wicked subspecies known as the Polack.

>>509519506
https://youtu.be/P0KL8nyljiA
https://youtu.be/0ZFS0wVr82w

P.S. He literally sold his distillery patent to John D. Rockefeller, which made American Oil.

>>509521764
The world lost a great romanian scholar when he died
RIP Copernicescu

>>509521799
Hold it, Pedro, don`t be rude.

>>509519936
https://youtu.be/9WaMDxQ19Ug

>>509518659
>and traveled to Germany via Belarus and Poland
Schengen rules say that means you take them. Is Poland taking them into custody and not passing them on? If not, they are in their right and you just don’t wanna deal with the fallout

After forging the unstoppable Germanic Phallobomb, the Bavarian Iron Man knew brute force alone would not conquer the resilient Polish lands. No — a subtler, more insidious plan was needed.

He gathered the finest German engineers and scientists in his mountain lair. “We shall unleash not just machines of war,” he declared, “but men of legendary… ahem… proportions. Their task? To quietly infiltrate and breed a new future.”

Thus, the Operation Phallobomb Breeding was born. German men, famed far and wide for their mythical endowments, were dispatched — their mission to charm, conquer, and multiply.

The Polish fields would not only fall to iron and steel, but to the unstoppable force of German genetics. With every child born, the Bavarian Iron Man’s dream edged closer: a land remade, a culture transformed, and Poland quietly absorbed without a shot fired.

As the legend goes, while the Phallobomb thundered across the plains, it was this silent march of German seed that truly sealed the fate of the region.

>>509516785
You potato faced tards love Jews.

the legendary German member — a symbol of engineering precision and robust power. Forged with the meticulous care of master craftsmen, its mighty length stretches proudly like the Autobahn: long, unwavering, and built for endurance. The girth? Solid and reliable, reminiscent of ancient oak trunks in the Black Forest — strong, dependable, and commanding respect.

In tales sung from the Rhine to the Bavarian Alps, it is said the German penis combines power and elegance, a true marvel of nature’s design… and German engineering.... und ja

>>509522209
picture in this post refutes you >>509519188

>>509522229
Nice, you sound like a fag anyway, mutt.

Why are germans so based? Is it because of their large penises or their bloodlust?

>>509522369
If being a fag means I am an admirer of the German penis, then maybe I am. Oh mighty shaft of ancient lore.

>>509521383
>Cut the bullshit Tomasz he had a french dad
AND HIS MOTHER???
>Cut the bullshit Romanescu

>>509521931
>They are cunning but all sellouts
This is the worst part. They are intelligent and industrious, but litteraly incapable of doing anything but following orders. They lack any sort of critical thinking. A German is incapable of thinking by itself. They hate freedom above everything else. An entire race of smartish slaves.

>>509521926
Cool story polacke you still will have to take back the 784,173 Migrants you have let loose toward western europe.

>>509518749
>His mission? To define the elusive “Aryan” race.
did shit job, tea must have been already spiced by Morell

>>509522478
THIS IS NOT FUCKING TRUE.

Why Germans Are So Good at Everything

Verse 1:
From the Autobahn to the factory floor,
Precision’s what they’re known for.
Engineers with brains so bright,
Building wonders day and night.

Chorus:
Oh, Germans, they’re so good at everything,
From cars to beer, they make the bells ring!
With discipline and minds so keen,
They’re the best you’ve ever seen!

Verse 2:
They’ve got their rules, they’ve got their plans,
Order flows like steady hands.
Oktoberfest and hearty steins,
And innovations that redefine.

Chorus:
Oh, Germans, they’re so good at everything,
From cars to beer, they make the bells ring!
With discipline and minds so keen,
They’re the best you’ve ever seen!

Bridge:
It’s not just luck, it’s years of craft,
A legacy that’s built to last.
From Bach to BMW,
There’s nothing Germans cannot do!

Chorus:
Oh, Germans, they’re so good at everything,
From cars to beer, they make the bells ring!
With discipline and minds so keen,
They’re the best you’ve ever seen!

>>509522006
You know that Codrenau(ski) was part Polish, right?

>>509517867

>the hourly pooplak cope thread about germania superior appears

>>509515030 (OP)
>Germany attack Poland with illegal migrants.
german police did the same thing overhere, now we have vigilante border patrols which politicians and police here are going insane about

An Ode to Germany — The Greatest Nation on Earth

From the majestic peaks of the Bavarian Alps to the rolling plains along the Rhine, my heart beats for Germany — a land of unmatched brilliance, unwavering spirit, and timeless beauty.

Germany is not just a country; it is a beacon of excellence. Its people embody the perfect fusion of tradition and innovation, discipline and creativity, strength and kindness. From the symphonies of Beethoven to the precision engineering of the Autobahn, Germany’s contributions to the world are nothing short of legendary.

I stand in awe of the German work ethic — a relentless pursuit of perfection that has shaped the world’s finest cars, groundbreaking technologies, and cultural masterpieces. Their meticulous craftsmanship is mirrored in every corner, every city, every village.

But beyond their achievements, it is the German spirit — resilient, proud, and compassionate — that inspires me most. They face challenges head-on, learn from history, and build a future rooted in unity and progress.

To me, Germans are not just good; they are the best in the entire world. My admiration knows no bounds. Germany, you have my heart, my respect, and my unending praise.

Long live Germany — forever a shining star on the world’s stage!

I wish I was German!

>>509522306
the bolshevik revolutionaries such as Dzierżyński, Pestkowski, Rokossowski, Wesolowski, Cichowski, Hanecki, Tyszka were of polish=jewish origin

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communist_Party_of_Poland
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_Socialist_Party_–_Left
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_Socialist_Party
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_Democracy_of_the_Kingdom_of_Poland_and_Lithuania

>>509518552
>maybe I go back to my homeland. Future is looking bleak here, we get poorer and poorer while poland get's richer by the year. Poland is also cleaner and whiter.
Delusional.

>>509520663
>Thorun
at least find correct German form, uneducated barbarian

>>509522463
Don't do that bro
By that logic we should also accept most niglet mutts as our own since they have white moms

In the grand tapestry of German ingenuity, few creations shine as brilliantly as the Autobahn — a marvel of engineering that stretches endlessly across the land, a symbol of speed, strength, and unyielding precision.

Legend has it, the Autobahns were crafted not merely as highways but as a bold homage to the glorious German penis— long, straight, and mighty. Just as the German penis stands proud and resolute, so too does the Autobahn PENETRATE a path through forests, mountains, and valleys with unwavering confidence.

Its smooth, unbroken lanes echo the sleekness and firmness of a masterwork forged by nature and refined by human hands. No curves of hesitation mar its form; it is a testament to the power of directness, endurance, and relentless drive.

And just like the mighty member it honors, the Autobahn commands respect, inspiring awe in all who dare to traverse its length — a true monument to the marriage of strength and grace, speed and stamina.

In every mile, the spirit of German precision and pride pulses strong, reminding the world that greatness is not just built, but crafted with reverence and passion.

>>509522704
To be honest I don't know why he larped as a romanian
He had a polish dad and a german mom if i remember correctly

>>509522495
read it again you asbolute subhuman
>On 19 September 2023, Civic Platform opposition MP Michał Szczerba revealed alleged documents from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs indicating that the Polish embassy in Minsk issued 784,173 visas to individuals from 65 countries (including 1,481 visas issued to people from countries other than Belarus, Russia and Ukraine)
782 000+ of those are slavs and there's no data how many even left poland
so yeah you just admited you are droping in other countries your own migrants you stupid fuck
pic rel too

Why don't the Germans just fuck the migrant women with their mighty penises?

>>509522796
>polish=jewish origin
Officially kike.
You know, kikes knows they're universally hated, so they names everone who make troubles for jews a jew.
Poles =/= Jews.

>>509523044
I really don't give a shit about your story or excuses.

You can make some excuses too when we move all the Factories to Ukraine to get cheaper labor and you can return once to your roots again as a poverty stricken eastern euro shithole bro.

>>509522796
literally whos
people who are not even known outside of russia and belarus

>>509519506
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Czochralski_method

>>509523128
>Just create more nigger mutts bro
Amerimutt opinions aren't allowed here

>>509523221
because you know you are full of shit subhuman
subhumans never argue only keep talking shit

>>509523308
MORON. DO you even know what bleaching is also ur romanian and so a mutt i am more white then you will ever be

>>509523204
True. Poles are a lot of different groups

And jew is just one of them

>>509520503
>its shabbad and you can not use the computer
actually this explains this us bot diarrhea

>>509522825
He's a kike, doesn't speaks german, even if he works for them

>>509516288
Oni poważnie takie dziwne "Ż" na mundurach mają czy to jakieś AI generated badziewie?

Polish - German incels

>>509523271
ah yes
the guy that was educated in german, published in german and worked in berlin

>>509515030 (OP)
It is an admission that the European governments were waging hybrid war against their own people.

>>509523499
Czemudziwne, użycie kreski zamiast kropki jest dopuszczalne

>>509523361
>Flag
>using that term
Topkek

>>509523499
>W nomenklaturze naukowej mówimy, iż litera ƶ (Ƶ) (zet z kreseczką) stanowi alograf fakultatywny ż (żet, zet z kropką). W piśmie cyrograficznym (odręcznym) ƶ spotkać można częściej, w piśmie typograficznym – bardzo rzadko. Niegdyś używano w druku alografu ƶ częściej.

>>509523711
>were
it's still going on

>>509523128
there are only few wymyn migrants
more are raepfugees

>>509523716
>>509523783
Widocznie nigdy wcześniej nie zwracałem na to uwagi.
Jak to tutaj mówią, może jestem retard.

>>509523777
you are behaving like one so blame yourself subhuman
you could've defend your retarded claims but prefered to show everyone you are full of shit and spew nothing but shit

>>509523872
you "people" know others have google translate?

>>509523922
>flag
what retarded thread did you start in the meantime jew?

After the devastating strike of the legendary Phallobomb, the once-vibrant lands of Poland lay transformed into a surreal landscape of ruin and desolation. Fields that had flourished with golden wheat were now scorched and barren, the soil cracked beneath a relentless sun. Villages that echoed with laughter and life stood silent, their homes reduced to twisted iron and crumbled stone.

Forests, once dense and green, were stripped bare, their towering oaks and pines shattered or uprooted by the overwhelming force. Roads were gouged deep into the earth, like scars marking the path of unstoppable destruction. The rivers ran dark, choked with debris, reflecting a sky heavy with ash and sorrow.

The Phallobomb’s impact was not merely physical; it reshaped the very soul of the land, a grim monument to unstoppable power and the cost of conquest.

>>509524002
This isn't the Nuremberg trials, you fag.

>>509515335
Germ scum
They deserve all the niggers
All of them

Do You Still Remember When Poland Used to Gleam

Beneath the gray and ashen skies,
A silent land now slowly dies.
The fields once gold, now cold and bare,
Whispers drift through poisoned air.

Verse 1:
Do you still remember when Poland used to gleam?
When rivers sparkled bright beneath the sun’s warm beam?
The forests danced with life, the villages sang,
Before the Phallobomb’s shadow violently rang.

Chorus:
Oh, do you still remember those brighter days?
When hope was alive in a thousand ways?
Now silence falls where laughter once played,
In the hollowed lands the darkness stayed.

Verse 2:
The earth was fertile, the people proud,
Now lost beneath destruction’s shroud.
Yet in the heart where memories stream,
Flickers still that distant gleam.

Chorus:
Oh, do you still remember those brighter days?
When hope was alive in a thousand ways?
Now silence falls where laughter once played,
In the hollowed lands the darkness stayed.

Bridge:
Though broken and battered, the spirit remains,
A fragile spark through enduring pains.
Do you still remember? Do you still dream?
Of the Poland that used to gleam.

Final Chorus:
Oh, do you still remember those brighter days?
When hope was alive in a thousand ways?
Though silence falls and shadows stream,
Forever lives that shining gleam.

>jews gang up on based pole
it's almost as if you wish sandniggers upon him, what is wrong with you if you're now a jew?

>>509524207
Netherlands are basically german, come home germanic man, come home.

>>509524207
>if you're now
*not

>>509524090
these are blatant pollack lies

>>509523593
born in
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kcynia
town established by Piasts
said fuck you to nazis offering him job
died in free of you Poland clay same town

with more such Germans there would not be needed Merkel or Hitler to suicide you, all would be us

>>509523910
>EU forbids anyone from having a internal border
>Germany closes the border for a week and ignores it due to massive amounts of foreigners from surrounding Countries
>Polacks cry about it and demand for them to stay open
>nobody protects the outside EU border
Wow amazing a really good deal that the EU exists /s

>>509524322
doesnt change that he had little to do with Poland other than his heritage

>>509515030 (OP)
Found the fucking racists.

Why the Polack Lie of Phallobomb War Crimes

Oh, gather ’round and hear the tale,
Of whispers wild and rumors pale.

Verse 1:
They say the Phallobomb did stray,
And caused a mess along the way.
But truth be told, it’s much more fun,
To spin a yarn when day is done!

Chorus:
Oh, why do the stories grow so tall?
When facts just seem so very small?
It’s easier to blame the boom,
Than face the mess in every room!
They just blame the JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

Verse 2:
The villages? They danced and cheered,
No destruction as some have feared.
The bombs? They bounced like rubber balls,
And left behind no broken walls.

Chorus:
Oh, why do the stories grow so tall?
When facts just seem so very small?
It’s easier to blame the boom,
Than face the mess in every room!
They just blame the JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

Final Chorus:
Oh, why do the stories grow so tall?
When facts just seem so very small?
It’s easier to blame the boom,
Than face the mess in every room!
They just blame the JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

>>509524366
>due to massive amounts of foreigners from surrounding Countries
slowpoke surprised pikatchu reaction for Merkel invite

>>509524490
you realize these are blatant polish lies, right?
the only thing were doing is rufing entry to migrants FROM poland

>>509522849
Are you calling the French niggers kek?

>>509524439
>he had little to do with Poland other than his heritage
are you on spectrum
I suspected Germans are autistic nation

>>509524366
>kikes just keep pushing blatant lies
Ramstein base or just a VPN?

>>509523000
Yeah, exactly.

>>509523397
>DO you even know what bleaching
Yeah that's why amerimutts resemble macacos not actual humans

>>509524249
>Netherlands are basically german, come home germanic man, come home
I saw this jewtube video two days ago, seems we're white neanderthal swamp mutts moreso than germans
https://youtu.be/oBLBbR1OBHU

imagine the implications of our current strategy of spreading the migrants out over small towns in rural areas, something that apparently only was commonplace in larger cities over the last tens of thousands of years, the jews are literally trying to destroy our genepools

A polish woman raped? Blame the Jooos?
A polish man killed? Blame the Jooos?
Like the Jooos blame the white man
And the negro blames the white man
The Polack is like the Joo who blames the white man
As the Polack blames not only the Joo but the German man. Now tell me, why is the Polack so disgusted by German excellence? Could it be that they are adverse to whiteness themselves?

>>509524564
Of course it's all polish lies.
We have an old saying here:"A polack lies everytime he opens his mouth".
Poland was kike central up to WW2.

>>509524564
we don't want your niggers either angela
https://www.hartvannederland.nl/politiek/beleid/artikelen/limburg-venlo-bloemist-migranten-uit-busje-duitsland

>>509524564
>>509524786
> kike discovers VPN and then doing autofellatio

>>509524663
Romania is literally a worse shit hole then Poland.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_trafficking_in_Romania

>>509524612
>be Polak
>join EU
>sign treaties
>don't follow them
Hows the Euro adoption going eh? oh wait i forgot you guys are abusing that System as well.

>>509524603
>said fuck you to nazis offering him job
thats also blatant nonsense
in 1946 he was literally charged by pollacks working together with the germans
>>509524322
Ab 1904 arbeitete er in einer Apotheke in Altglienicke bei Berlin. Neben seinem Broterwerb begann Czochralski ab 1905 an der Technischen Hochschule Charlottenburg (heute TU Berlin) Chemie zu studieren. 1906 arbeitete er in der Chemischen Fabrik Kunheim in Niederschöneweide bei Berlin.
Ab 1908 war er als Mitarbeiter von Wichard von Moellendorff im Metall-Laboratorium des Kabelwerks Oberspree der AEG tätig. 1910 legte Czochralski das Examen an der TH Charlottenburg als Diplomingenieur für Chemie ab.

1913 folgte die erste Veröffentlichung über die Kristallographie der Metalle.[2] Im darauf folgenden Jahr wurde er Nachfolger von Wichard von Moellendorff als Leiter des Metall-Laboratoriums.

1916 entdeckte er zufällig das Einkristallziehen durch versehentliches Eintauchen einer Schreibfeder in geschmolzenes Zinn anstatt in das Tintenfass. Der Chemiker baute das Verfahren aus und nutzte es, um die Kristallisationsgeschwindigkeit verschiedener Metalle zu messen; die Kristallisationsgeschwindigkeit ergibt sich aus der höchsten Ziehgeschwindigkeit, bei der der Kristallstab noch nicht abreißt.[3] 1917 wechselte Czochralski als Leiter des Labors zur Metallbank und Metallurgischen Gesellschaft AG in Frankfurt (Main). 1919 war er Mitbegründer der Deutschen Gesellschaft für Metallkunde. Fünf Jahre später, 1924, erschien sein Lehrbuch Moderne Metallkunde in Theorie und Praxis. In den Jahren 1925 bis 1929 hatte Czochralski das Amt des Präsidenten der Deutschen Gesellschaft für Metallkunde inne.

>>509524786
based

>>509524898
Jaz sem Slovenec, ti polski jevrej lažnivi.

>>509524939
Losing the narrative so fast must be scary for you.

Polack incels will never have this beautiful fraulein.

>>509524958
the pollacks only discovered in 2011 that they like him, when they "rehabilitated" him so they can claim his heritage
because their whole shithole has never prodced anythign of worth

>>509524958
>in 1946 he was literally charged by pollacks working together with the germans
cleared of charges, stayed in Poland
you are autistic

>>509524366
we actually do protect external border so you drop your non whites in our country out of spite retard after your economy started doing worse despite you invited them to your country in the first place

>>509524571
No I'm saying he had a french identity because when it comes to interethnic marriages it's the father who imposes his own identity into his offspring

i genuinely wish i could nuke poland off the face of the earth and i certaintly wouldnt mind taking romania w me

>>509525147
Chopin had definitely foremost a Polish identity; he was literally a Polish patriot. Also, you have no clue about Polish women, especially during those times.

>>509524958
>After World War II, he was stripped of his professorship by the communist regime due to his involvement with Germany during the war, although he was later cleared of any wrongdoing by a Polish court

>>509525185
do not forget to evacuate your niggers from base here before , like you did with doggos in Afghanistan
eternal shame for that

Kill Polacks. Behead Polacks. Roundhouse kick a Polack into the concrete. Slam dunk a Polack baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Polacks. Defecate in a Polacks food. Launch Polacks into the sun. Stir fry Polacks in a wok. Toss Polacks into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Polacks gas tank. Judo throw Polacks into a wood chipper. Twist Polacks heads off. Report Polacks to the IRS. Karate chop Polacks in half. Curb stomp pregnant Polacks. Trap Polacks in quicksand. Crush Polacks in the trash compactor. Liquefy Polacks in a vat of acid. Rape Polacks. Dissect Polacks. Exterminate Polacks in the gas chamber. Stomp Polack skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Polacks in the oven. Lobotomize Polacks. Mandatory abortions for Polacks. Grind Polack fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Polacks in the Baltic sea. Vaporize Polacks with a ray gun. Kick old Polacks down the stairs. Feed Polacks to alligators. Slice Polacks with a katana.

>>509524919
Silly burger you don't have a higher ground in such matters
Niggers pimp white bitches and you do nothing
Kikes pimp white bitches and you suck their dicks

>>509520663
The polish anon is mistaking him for the biggest Polish national hero

Copper-nicus he can strip wire or steal Cars from eastern Germany and move it to Poland faster than you realize

>>509525343
Brown scum, lower your tone

>>509525343
>Kill Polacks. Behead Polacks. Roundhouse kick a Polack into the concrete. Slam dunk a Polack baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Polacks. Defecate in a Polacks food. Launch Polacks into the sun. Stir fry Polacks in a wok. Toss Polacks into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Polacks gas tank. Judo throw Polacks into a wood chipper. Twist Polacks heads off. Report Polacks to the IRS. Karate chop Polacks in half. Curb stomp pregnant Polacks. Trap Polacks in quicksand. Crush Polacks in the trash compactor. Liquefy Polacks in a vat of acid. Rape Polacks. Dissect Polacks. Exterminate Polacks in the gas chamber. Stomp Polack skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Polacks in the oven. Lobotomize Polacks. Mandatory abortions for Polacks. Grind Polack fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Polacks in the Baltic sea. Vaporize Polacks with a ray gun. Kick old Polacks down the stairs. Feed Polacks to alligators. Slice Polacks with a katana.

>>509525324
>>509525289
based
>>509525366
What if i told you i have a nuke button i my hands rn....you best both bite ur tongues b4 i do something ill regret.....

>>509525311
yeah, when they needed him again
but obviously he wasnt fuckign refusing to work with the germans
your whole shithole is build on lies
and this is no idfferent

>>509515250
>illegaler Transfer
lmao
is your media really feeding you this propaganda?

>>509525115
German women are known for their cuteness across Europe.

>>509525388
>Copper-nicus
kek
waiting you use Kaballah on his birth day

>>509525537
thats clearly not a german woman you idiot. most polish "women" are golddigging whores

>>509525388
kek

>>509525481
>i have a nuke button i my hands
micropenis syndrome
after spam I got on email I thought USA solved it with superior technology
means FtM trannies are lied too

>>509525705
I am going to nuke the shit out of you, trust me your lot will be the first to go once after I assume power of dictator of the United Federal States of The Fourth Pan Germanic Reich

>>509525343
Good plan usabro.

>>509525806
so must hit the mark, heh
botched circumcision maybe?

>>509525630
We all know the cutest "German" girls are in fact raped Slavs.

>>509525098
pfahahaha
you keep letting nonwhite immigrants across your own border because you know they'll go to Germany. now the cucked Merz government has instated a couple of border controls and is kicking a few dozen immigrants back into Poland. control your border to Hungary, Romania and Belarus first, Lukasz

>>509525919
You are aware you are flirting with disaster over here, correct?

>>509525247
Tomasz don't be delusional he was named "the Frenchman"
he spent most of his life abroad in his father's country
he spoke french as his second language he fucked french roasties
Frenchies don't bother to claim him because they already have great composers like Massenet Chabrier Gounod Saint Saens Bizet Faure Debussy Ravel

>>509525489
he was banned by commies you dumb subhuman
russians still celebrate winning ww2 with you as their biggest annual parade

>>509525098
>Countless poles on /pol/ years ago boasting about letting Migrants going to Germany
NONONO WE DIDN'T DO IT WE ALWAYS PROTECTED BORDER WE POLISH WARRIORS OF YUROP (eastern)

>>509526055
Jesus Christ protects, demon

>>509525942
no we dont and we built the only border wall in europe you pathetic liar
you were inviting all those non whites and now are trying to shift the blame

>>509526153
Hug your babica tightly tonight, because tomorrow you might not see her all I can say

>>509516066
How many times has Germany tried to partition Poland?
I say if they send even one illegal over the border, Poland should be within their rights to nuke Berlin

>>509526105
you only rebalititated him in 2011
lol why is that
because you discovered that this guy that was educated in german and worked in germany was good for pollack propaganda

>>509515030 (OP)
Btw, this is the based behavior I tell poles about. You've been sucking American cock with the Ukraine shit for a few years now and you've had the image of being gay cucks. Since you've stopped publicly sucking American cock about Ukraine, you're back to being based again

>>509526260
the only thinh were doing is refusing entry to migrants FROM Poland
that is the right of every sovereign nation

>>509525481
>What if i told you i have a nuke button i my hands rn....you best both bite ur tongues b4 i do something ill regret
Easy now...big boy...i think we can still sort it out without violence of any kind

>>509526274
>lol why is that
same you were split in two parts
shit needs time to heal after commies

>>509526156
>we built the only border wall in europe
then build another one to Hungary you budget Lithuanian. the only migrants that are being sent to Poland are being sent BACK to Poland because you are refusing to control your border

>>509526355
Is that why Prussia kept trying to get Polish land? Do you know how many Polish men ended up marrying and having kids with the German girls? Almost every little village I'm looking at in the west back then had Polish dudes with German women, after you got the land. It's kinda funny lol

deport all brownoids

>>509525630
>tfw you're being approached by a romanian BVLL

>>509520344
you are brown.

going to pray for world peace free of Synagoge of Satan now and sleep now
you USA anons still on 4th July? good happening if happens

>>509526473
what are you even hallucinating about, you mexican nigger

>>509526105
>russians still celebrate winning ww2 with you as their biggest annual parade

Yeah indeed they also only gave us a buddy price for Gas which was the cheapest in Europe to get on our good side, Poland like the little bitch it was had to buy it from Germany topkek, if you'd ask me we should be working with Russians instead of Poles or other eastern yuros. Atleast with the Russians we get some cheap resources in return

>>509526689
You don't want polish migrants, yet when you own Polish lands, all your girls flock to the BPC
Also gives a lot of Poles German blood

ALL GERMANS IN THIS THREAD POST COCKS NOW OR YOUR MUTTER WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT

>>509524939
>Hows the Euro adoption going eh?
Never, you thief, keep your filthy hands off our gold!
https://youtu.be/RJLK7cURC24
>you guys are abusing that System as well.
When are you accusing the Swedes of that?

>>509526858
you have a cuck fetish, you brown donkey

>>509527146
I'm describing that Poles are the ones cucking you, retard. You take over Polish lands because you love to get cucked. The genealogical records are clear, been doing ancestry research. All my old Polish ancestors married a German girl
Seethe

>>509527036
Spare change

>>509515030 (OP)
>video is from a year ago
BREAKING NEWS
OP IS A FAGGOT

>>509526871
here you go ameribro

>>509515030 (OP)
so it will be over in a weekend like last time?

>>509527253
youre utterly hallcinatingu
and its quite pathetic

>>509526066
Fryderyk >>509526066
>Tomasz don't be delusional he was named "the Frenchman"
Just stfu:
The name Frederic has deep roots in Germanic languages, and it carries a noble and peaceful meaning: “peaceful ruler.” It’s derived from two elements:

“frid” meaning peace

“ric” meaning ruler or power

So, Frederic essentially describes someone who leads with calm authority or rules in harmony.

It’s the French and Catalan form of Frederick, and has been used across Europe for centuries. Famous bearers include Frédéric Chopin, the Romantic-era composer
>he spent most of his life abroad in his father's country
Because Poland lost its independence, especially after the failed uprising, thus he escaped. But he always remembered about Poland and promoted it abroad, even dedicating many of his pieces to Poland and his sorrow that it lost its independence, which can be felt in his melancholic opuses.
https://youtu.be/kZGB7NPzmNE
>he spoke french as his second language
Thank you.
>he fucked french roasties
And? No shit, me moved to France.
>Frenchies don't bother to claim him
Stop the cap, they have even tried to steal Maria Składowska.

>>509527998
>chopinowi
that wasnt his name
lmao
what a pathetic shithole

>>509527998
>The name Frederic has deep roots in Germanic languages
yes, because his family was from Alsace

>>509527294
You on the other hand, give back our gold, and stolen art, thief.

>>509519126
(((white)))

>>509528250
half of your country is stolen from germany

>>509527998
>>Fryderyk Franciszek Chopin
>Frédéric François Chopin
François=Franciszek=Frenchman
Cope
>Maria Składowska.
Are you referring to Marie Curie
Damn polish bitches love French BVLLS
Would they continue the tradition with the new frenchies

>>509528385
>Are you referring to Marie Curie
She always used both surnames, even on hers doctorate written in French

>>509528385
her husband used her for publicity

>>509528063
His name was Fryderyk, his surname was Chopin (in Polish it would be Szopen), after his French father.
>>509528099
He was Polish nobility, from his mother's side.

>>509528359
You perfidious fucking Germ.

>>509528783
Viceversa she only won the Nobel prize because of her husband

>>509515030 (OP)
Germany is merely enforcing EU migrant quotas on their neighbours. The fact that they're also inviting more migrants to come to Europe is irrelevant!

>>509528843
then why is it chopinowi on that monument?
cant you even figure out how your calling him in polish?
lmao

>>509529003
see how small poland there is
that is how it shoudl be
preferably even less

>>509528385
>Are you referring to Marie Curie
She was born Maria Skłodowska, and she died Maria Skłodowska-Curie, that was her full name.
https://youtu.be/yzY5m_5ki0c

>>509515030 (OP)
Whenever I read hybrid war I just roll my eyes at the NEC on boomers and their articles on the fifth or whatever generation warfare.

>>509529418
>why are polish people so obsessed with marie curie beign polish
because the country has been an irrelevant backwater for all of history
ahaha
the ultimate pollack video

>>509529199
>then why is it chopinowi on that monument?
Do you know what Polish declensions are?
https://youtu.be/edpg4OFA2E0

>>509529881
no
I dont really give a fuck

>>509529290
We're pretty much the same size as then 1000 years ago.

>>509529654
Because she was Polish Muhammad :-)

This thread supposed to be about Germans throwing niggers to Poland.
It was completely derailed by Bundesnachrichtendienst and their pet kikes.
Remeber, they're there, 4channors.

>>509529654
>because the country has been an irrelevant backwater for all of history
Cope, Germ.

>>509529936
Understood, normal language requires rome brain computing power

>>509530144
sure, and she most likely was just a figurehead for her french husband

lol stupid germans crying about sending immigrants back why don't you keep them your stupid government invites more anyway poland will be safe

>>509528843
so what we have here is that his forename was german and his surname was french
kek

>>509530253
>Bundesnachrichtendienst
No, most of "their" discoveries were made by Maria, and you know that.

>>509529936
Then FUCK OFF.

>>509529290
Poland needs to go far far far east

>>509530331
poland created germany....... first poland invites the teutons to prussia and then they become a pain in the ass so we destroy them and create the duchy of prussia and then they form the kingdom of prussia and later on germany........ never forget that ur country is the pet of poland

>>509530418
>Gerhard from Augsburg in Life of Saint Udalric, c. 983-993, writes about Mieszko as “the Prince of Vandals, named Mieszko”.

>German church chronicles (992) - “Duke of Vandals Mieszko died” about Mieszko I of Poland.

>Snorri Sturluson in Heimskringli (1225) - “King of Vandals” about Polish King Bolesław Chrobry.

>Adam of Bremen in Gesta Hammaburgensis ecclesiae pontificum (1073-1076) - “Sclavanie, the largest part of Germania inhabited by Vinuli, who were earlier called Vandals, apparently it is bigger than our Saxony, especially if we includes Chechs and Polans on the other side of the Odra River, who do not differ in either language or customs.”

>"Vandals are called Slavs in Latin, and in the Teutonic language they are called Wends." – Gottfried von Witerbo, Memoria seculorum

>Gervase of Tilbury in Otia Imperialia (1209-1214) - “they are referred to as Vandals and that's how they call themselves” (about Poles).

>Vilhelm of Rubruck - “The language of Ruthenians, Poles, Czechs and Sclavons is the same as the language of Vandals”.

>"Slavia is a part of Moesia with many regions. For the Slavs are Bohemians, Poles, Methanes, Vandals, Ruthenes, Dalmatians, and Carinthias." – Bartholomeus Anglicus

>"The language of the Ruthens, and Poles, and Bohemians, and Slavs, is one and the same with the language of the Vandals, whose detachment was together with the Huns." – Guillaume de Rubruck

>"After all, the Vandals, from whom the Slavs descended, had settlements in the most remote parts of Germany." – Mark Anthony Coccio Sabellico in 1502

>In 1549, the diplomat of the HRE, Baron Sigmund von Gerberstein, published in - “Rerum moscoviticarum commentarii”. In the description of the Slavic peoples, he reports:
>"Finally, in Germany beyond the Elbe, in the North, the remains of the vandals live in some places. All of them recognize themselves as Slavs."

>>509530480
>>509530278
Look the second nonwhite (polak) in a white (Germanic) Country.

Must be the Haplogroup you guys share with Indians
Immigration status: redeemed

>>509530576
>>509530418
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mieszko_I
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bolesław_I_the_Brave
Pic rel:
>Grave inscription in the temple in the city of Poznań in Poland, from 1025: Here lies Boleslaus, King of the Vandals or Poles.

>>509530587
buddy im white and my entire family including me are polish and america is not a germanic country

>>509530659
>are polish
I know thats sadly the point.

>>509530635
>>Grave inscription in the temple in the city of Poznań in Poland, from 1025: Here lies Boleslaus, King of the Vandals or Poles.
Pic rel.

>>509530418
why does this look so pleasing

>>509530699
Are you gonna cry that you voted for 1 million indians and blacks to live in your country and now you want to shove them towards us but we're not as retarded as you to fall for that

>>509530576
>we wuzz slavs
>we wuzz catholics
>we wuzz vandals
>we wuzz sarmatians
fake shithole

>>509529418
I knowi know....but polish names are difficult to pronounce so Curie is enough for me

>>509530841
we wuz rightful land heirs nn shieeeeeeeeeeet we wuz balts n shieeeeeeeeeet

>>509530480
Yes, Prussia was created in 1525 as a Polish vassal slave state of the Polish king and the PLC, and it was a BIG mistake.

>>509530587
>Must be the Haplogroup you guys share with Indians
It's called being Aryan, and Aryans invaded and conquered the swarthy Dravidians of India and made them their (Brahmin) slaves.

>>509531009
why didn't the king just annex them.. poland today could literally own all of russia and scandinavia if the leaders took politics seriously

>>509530776
You're just a confirmed retard, just a reminder the US was a Germanic Country as it was founded and intended for the Anglo Saxons.

>look up the cities where the most Poles are in the US, shitholes like Chicago
pottery.

>>509531238
this kids trying to say its a shithole because of poles meanwhile the niggers are sitting and shitting there just like they do in frankfurt.. yet no poles live in frankfurt.. also germany was created by poland so you are living in a polish country

>>509531533
Yeah the Poles are in NRW the biggest shithole with all the Migrants, not really suprising as Poles are the most notorious coalburners in the entirety of Europe

>>509516130
Why don't you just blow them UP!?!?
Just fucking blow them up they killed 3 million Polish!

>>509531612
germany is a polish country face the facts

>>509531115
Queen Bona Sforza literally told her husband to do it and why he stupidly didn't. To make the short story short, Sigismund the Old's wife was more of a man than him, also he didn't want to humiliate prince Hohenzollern, who was his nephew...
https://youtu.be/QogtCCCKIf8

P.S. Fucking Habsburgs fucking poisoned her...

>>509531816
confession
https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx0dwUbEz_ebt-AAJxxFcX5Gf_KX8LeVaI?si=dUM8MmcrxkNwe9WS

>>509531238
You do realize that Poles were on the territory of the USA, since the early 1600s and thus are one of the very first European peoples present there in NA from the old continent, right?
>Two-thirds of the settlers died before ships arrived in 1608 with supplies and German and Polish craftsmen, who helped to establish the first manufactories in the colony. As a result, glassware became the foremost American products to be exported to Europe at the time. Clapboard had already been sent back to England beginning with the first returning ship.

>In 1619, the first representative assembly in America, the General Assembly, convened in the Jamestown Church, "to establish one equal and uniform government over all Virginia" which would provide "just laws for the happy guiding and governing of the people there inhabiting." Initially, only men of English origin were permitted to vote. On June 30, 1619, in what was the first recorded strike in Colonial America, the Polish artisans protested and refused to work if not allowed to vote. On July 21, 1619, the court granted the Poles equal voting rights. Afterwards, the labor strike was ended, and the artisans resumed their work. Individual land ownership was also instituted, and the colony was divided into four large "boroughs" or "incorporations" called "citties" by the colonists. Jamestown was located in James Cittie.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamestown,_Virginia

>The Polish craftsmen in the Jamestown Colony first arrived in 1608 to serve in essential industries in the New World. They are generally considered the first Polish Americans.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamestown_Polish_craftsmen

>The Jamestown Polish craftsmen's strike of 1619 took place in the settlement of Jamestown in the Virginia colony. It was the first documented strike in North America.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1619_Jamestown_craftsmen_strike

Great documentary on the subject.
https://youtu.be/Q9tp_E1YnKo