Thread 509521115

>THE SECOND IMPACT HAPPENS
>THE UN COMMISSION HAS PASSED THE 'NERV' ACT, ACTIVATING ITS SECRET WORLD DEFENSE SERVICE
>ANGELS WILL ATTACK IN 15 YEARS

how do we make the best of this situation /pol/?

>>509521115 (OP)
If angels are attacking that means Third Impact will happen
Nothing I can really do to stop it besides go all out and rape and plunder
Black btw

Autism?

Qrd?

>THE SECOND IMPACT HAPPENS
then I'm probably dead.

>>509521115 (OP)
Lightning bouncing off of our atmosphere is inexplicable

>>509521115 (OP)
Work our endosoma fetish into a big robot design to fight it.

>>509521115 (OP)
>IN 15 YEARS
can we speed this up? maybe in 2 weeks?

>>509521115 (OP)
I'll talk with the angels and get them to calm down. Everything will be fine

>>509521368
best i can do 2 days

>>509521115 (OP)
evangelion

Cum on asuka

>>509521643
Yup

it's so over bros

[BREAKING NEWS]
<ULTRA HAPPENING>

>RESEARCHER AND NUCLEAR PROPULSION PHYSACIST GENDO IKARI, FORMERLY OF THE UNIVERSITY OF TOKYO, HAS BEEN FOUND ALIVE AFTER THE DISASTROUS SECOND IMPACT IN ANTARTICA
>HE IS SUSPECTED TO BE THE ONLY SURVIVOR OF THE INCIDENT

>>509521115 (OP)
I'm ready

>>509521115 (OP)
>how do we make the best of this situation /pol/?
do not change proven methods now. stay at home, goon, smoke weed and watch walking dead. eventually these "(((angels)))" will fuck off because they will get nothing from white men like me.

>>509521115 (OP)
go suck a fucking telescope stupid mothefucker

>>509521115 (OP)
first we kill all weebs and ban tranime

>>509521115 (OP)
thanks for your post anon, for a second i went mentally through all my prepared emergency protocols for such a case, it made me feel happy and alive for a short moment

>>509521290
OP forgot to take his meds

Wtf I'm Tang now?

>>509521115 (OP)
We need Angels to counter attack and a japanese faggot pilot

>>509521290
if an angel touches lilith there will be worldwide destruction

>>509521115 (OP)
meds

>>509521115 (OP)
We cant do shit against angels. Their AT Field eats nukes like a mild summer breeze.

>>509526508
send the pajeets. their smelly poop will weaken even these angels

>>509521115 (OP)
Imagine believing anything you see or hear in any form of media now that AI's power has been revealed to us (and the slop that's been given to the public isn't even it's true power)

>>509526727
I second this, build NERV hq under india's garbage mountain, any angels that show up will be driven back to space by the overpowering shitstink.

>>509521301
If you are in the northern hemisphere you have a good chance.

>>509527530
i can vividly imagine an angel formed like a giant toilet attacking india flushing all the jeets down and then NERV is conflicted

>>509527756
>toilet angel shows up
>jeets start worshiping it
>giving it flowers and cups of cow piss
>start singing, shitting on the ground and rolling around in it
>a naked man covered in ashes from a burnt corpse starts dancing and masturbating
>cell phone signals penetrate its AT field and it gets thousands of scam calls asking for gift cards
>angel leaves

>>509521115 (OP)
>asuka will be real
about time

By the time angels actually do attack the earth, it’s too late for mankind. They gather together in bunkers and shelters in the major cities talking as though they can find scientific and military solutions, but the plagues rage on and increase in intensity. The story ends with the last remnants of humanity hiding inside caves and mountains, praying for the rocks to close in on them. Human beings have no weaponry or chance against an angel army as one single angle is vested with the power of God that He has unsealed.

>>509521290
OP’s pic was recently taken from the ISS and is the first time that red thing has been photographed from above or something, so he used it to make a shit thread.

Reminder that if you strip away the superficial Christian imagery, Neon Genesis Evangelion is just Ancient Aliens crap.

>>509521350
It's also inexcusable.

>>509521115 (OP)
if they didn't destroy india is all fake and gay.

Wait a minute...

>>509521493
Good luck reasoning with her

>>509521290
It's basically a lighting storm from above captured in a nano second.

>>509521115 (OP)
TSD

>>509521115 (OP)
You should've grown out of Evanjellyon a lot time ago.

>>509521115 (OP)
>He's never heard of red lightning
Lmao

>>509521115 (OP)
>>509521969
>We have had this thread before
>We have had this post before
>I have made this reply before
>It's always the Germanflag in the beginning
The last time I passed it off as deja vu but not this time. The war going on behind the scenes must be something to behold.

>>509521115 (OP)
Oh I thought it was the Eclipse

>>509521290
I farted, sorry

>>509529863
>Christian
You mean kikish.

>>509531145
eeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>509525610
That’s not what happens during the human instrumentality project. Humanity becomes a collective consciousness and lcl goop

>>509521290
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Upper-atmospheric_lightning

15 years?
Wtf, I can't wait that long!

>>509531145
>360 noscope with a positron rifle

>>509531710
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