Thread 509528387

This could have been you if you bought Bitcoin at launch...

>>509528387 (OP)
I was broke then

or bought nvidia before 2016

>>509528387 (OP)
I could be a memeflag spamming shit threads?

Damn.

>>509528387 (OP)
a lot of boomers also said the same thing about enron

>>509528387 (OP)
who's that kike

>>509528387 (OP)
it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the kingdom of God

>>509528523
bitcoin can't be exposed for accounting fraud

>>509528632
And it's even harder if you're a kike

>>509528387 (OP)
I did. I had a couple hundred bitcoins in MtGox when it went down. I was using them to buy weed through Silk Road.

I got a class action settlement check for 2 dollars and change.

>>509528472
If you could afford instant ramen back then, then you could also afford BTC. it was worth nothing because nobody thought it would ever be worth anything. A lot of people made bank with wallets stored on old flash drives they'd forgotten about. They'll never acknowledge they were lucky as fuck and now some kind of super genius that foresaw the insane BTC prices 25 years later.

From the beginning? There's no way I would've held onto it past $3,000

I know, but i had too many niggas hitting me up for cash and its nothing you could buy as coinbase wasnt a thing... sucks.

I bought 5 bitcoins for $90 each

>>509528387 (OP)
I had some bitcoin from around 2010 in a wallet I lost. But even if I hadn't lost it I wouldn't be rich because I surely would have used it or cashed out long before it was worth anything approaching what it's worth now. There is no timeline where I played that shit perfectly deliberately. Same with the nvidia I was trading back in the early 2000s. That shit would have been cashed out the first time it spiked past $30 in like 2007.

>>509528806
kek, same
also found out about the class action thing when it was already beyond the sign up date, not that i'd have any receipts proving that i had balance there either

but i figured theyd just give you a fraction of the monetary amount *at that time* anyway as there'd be no fucking way they'd be able to cover their liabilities

which induces more pleasure:
> a $200,000 vacation
> posting about the vacation to social media
it is undoubtedly the latter.

which is great news for fans of pleasure, since posting to social media and getting likes is free.
it is like a $200,000 vacation in your mind...

>>509528387 (OP)
He must have a fuck ton of fuck-you money if that isn’t considered frivolous

>>509528864
Before I became aware of it, I was already priced out. At the time, Bitcoin was for buying drugs and child porn.

>>509529005
wtf kind of country is comoros?

>>509529363
Poor af Muslim series of islands. I cant get alcohol anywhere!

I worked mcdonalds in 2013-2014 and my manager a little nerd with a jewfro was non stop talking about buying bitcoin and mining bitcoin and how hes putting all his money into bitcoin, so much he inspired me to make a wallet, but I pussied out and never used it,

Never seen him again, hes disappeared, but I assume he owns an island somewhere

>btc was like 100 usd at the time

>>509528924
This is what i think, if I brought it at any point and it went 10x I would consider myself an idiot for not selling then, if i got in at 5$ 50$ is the smart thing to cash out it, only retarded autists or people who lost their wallets could ignore 10x 100x 1000x etc

>>509529661
I was there on the OG forums. I was about to make a wallet and start mining very early which back then you could mine a couple a day but halfway through my cunt mother told me to get off the computer as it will rot my brain and I forgot to do it the next day

>>509528387 (OP)
Pisses me off...remember the original story of guy ordering pizza with a thousand or however much, thought to myself wtf, Ill buy some just in case...but naturally, never did.

Cock.SUCKER.

>>509529327
>At the time, Bitcoin was for buying drugs and child porn.
This is the reason why I thought it'd never be a thing.
At the very latest when the Feds shut down Silk Road I was sure it was going to be banned by the govts because why wouldn't it be, there is literally no upside to it existing for the govts the only use for it was buying drugs and other illegal shit, and even today its mostly used for money laundering and tax evasion.
Of course should have realised that govts are incompetent and almost never do what is rational, and also trust that they are so slow to move they wouldnt do shit about it like they didnt until it became big enough for all sorts of investors and then lobbyists to get involved and at that point it became 'too big to fail'

>>509528632
>You can't cheat my good goy points monetary system goyim noooooo
If it makes you feel any better he'll probably spend it all on stupid shit and die destitute like most lottery winners.

>>509530180
Can you actually cash out Bitcoin?

It's a pump and dump scheme by the inner circle. They hype it up until the prices go high then sell. The crash spooks people and they also sell. They buy the dip then the process starts all over again

>>509528387 (OP)
Brown with a $5 t-shirt in the middle of some random place like the usual brown person?

>>509528387 (OP)
I don't even know how Bitcoin works. Is it real & tangible? Made up? Nobody knows

>>509530320
You can log into an exchange like kraken right now, sell within 1 minute and transfer the currency of your choice to whatever account you want

>>509530535
I dont know. I only have 3 bands in BTC.

>>509528387 (OP)
Most of those people have been murdered and their coins stolen. Only if you were completely and continuously anonymous and then dumped them all at once to a government or institutional buyer could you possibly avoid kidnapping, torture, and murder.
Jews do not tolerate goyim getting rich outside of their control.

>>509530320
Yeah, you sell it for the currency you want, you fucking retard memeflag. That's what its value is based on. What people are buying and selling it for.

>>509528387 (OP)
I KNOW

>>509529661
You're assuming he didn't cash out at 4k, or 5k, or 12k, or 20k, etc, etc.

>>509528387 (OP)
well tell me where to invest NOW?
I want to be rich next year please

>>509528387 (OP)
what if I bought nvidia stock in 2009??

>>509530709
I prefer to believe this little ugly and not particularly high iq geek who dropped out of highschool due to bullying but worked at mcdonalds because he was too poor to have no income is actually mega rich and happy now

He was a good guy and kind of funny when no women were present in the building

>>509530714
That kind of crazy returns as in BTC are pretty much once in century events

>>509530714
>rich next year
LOL try 2040.

>>509528387 (OP)
My friend is 9 figures rich off Bitcoin. He is hiding in a forest in Montana fearful for his life. Not worth it anon

>>509530997
And its long long gone, now its stable and boring, best you can hope for is at most 3x in your lifetime

>>509531104
What forest? What location?

>>509528387 (OP)
>Please buy my bags

>>509531161
You can do better with the S&P 500 ETFs that get about 100% return every 7 years. If they have a dividend you'll snowball even faster

>>509531104
>My friend is 9 figures rich off Bitcoin. He is hiding in a forest in Montana fearful for his life. Not worth it anon
Where is he? I'm going to hunt him later tonight and share 50% of it with you.

>>509529661
next time when you want to crop links, don't use a fucking brush and scrub it over and just select and cut selection instead.

>>509531300
My phone has a built in stylis and scribbling is super easy

>>509531189
I don't know anon. I just know he ran away fearful for his life. People found out about his Bitcoin and he went into hiding. Imagine an Osama Bin Laden like hiding. I remember before he left he used only cash, was terrified of anyone asking for his ID and absolutely refused to use any electronic payment. He would avoid being near a phone fearful someone was going to record him. It's basically a curse, you can't even enjoy the money

>>509531259
yeah.... I put some money into that when Trump got elected.

>>509531429
Lets find him, ill split 60/40

>>509531490
Just wait stupid. This isn't a get rich quick scheme

>>509528864
Its still worth nothing

>>509531553
Knowing him, he's probably armed and has insane security. Wouldn't shock me if he has some kind of fortress. He was extremely paranoid

>>509531677
There's like 50+ posts ITT, we could definitely pull together a team and get rich

>>509531598
I told all my family and friends about it (they don't know shit about that stuff) when Trump got in and some of them invested a lot into it.
they all hate me now.

>>509528632
True.

>>509528806
you would've made a few million

>>509531795
I wouldn't be surprised if he left the country anon. I haven't heard from him in 6 years. No digital foot print. We were very close, just sucks I lost him because he was so paranoid. He was like a brother I had known since we were kids

>>509531843
Just wait man. If you're smart you keep averaging down. You will never out smart the market long term, but you can get a guaranteed 100% just being patient

>>509528387 (OP)
Test

he spent $200,000 on a vacation?

How is that even possible? Did he buy a new car or some shit?

>>509528387 (OP)
You guys think the guys who sold drugs on silkroad back in the day hold onto their bitcoin and are all multimillionaires now?

this will be all of us when we're a tiny fraction of the global population and we all agree to free movement from yte nations to others and barring brown chaos when it gets to a boiling point

>>509532386
Drugs and some fat black hooker named Laquisha as most brown males do on vacations.

>>509532386
luxury villas cost from $10k to $100k

>>509528387 (OP)
That's not how ponzis work, kike.

>>509532386
>>509532872
actually, just rent this one for a week and you are good

>>509533058
holy shit what a rip off

>>509528632
>it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the kingdom of God
You know some jewish person bought a camel, had the camel slaughtered, then had the camel butchered, and the entire camel, bones and all, ground to an ultra fine past, then had that paste squeezed thru the rye of a needle.

>>509528387 (OP)
Why would you spend 200k on a vacation at Greece? A decent gyro sandwich costs less than 5 euro

you can see the parthenon for 20-30euro, delphi is around the same. wtf more is there to do?

>>509528387 (OP)
>he didn't mine a fuckload of them when the source was first released in 2009

>>509528387 (OP)
>The present would be different if the past had been different
Wild notion. Truly mindboggling.

>>509528387 (OP)
what? bitcoin turns humans into kikes? grim.