Thread 509537729

>>509537729 (OP)
Ok but 2000 AD already happened and still no Jesus, maybe he comes back 2k years after he died?

Also Sri Yukteswar says it isn't a sine wave it's a spiral

>>509537729 (OP)
>>509538292
a Graham Hancock affiliate checked the math while assuming both that massively upscaled divine years were a bullshit dalit insertion to a system that previously matched the Platonic Great Year and that unevenly long yugas were also more dalit bullshit as they insert wishful thinking atop their self-deluded cosmic horror, with the end result being that 2025 is supposed to mark the beginning of the Dwapara transitional cataclysm, wasn't it?

>>509537729 (OP)
holy shit we ARE at the dawning of Aquarius!

>>509538578
Well the "2 coins prophecy" interpretation of the parable of the Good Samaritan says that a denarii was a days wages and using the "one day is a thousand years" formula it implies that Jesus returns 2000 years *after he left* so if he was born in 4 AD and died at 33 that would still be until 2029 until he returns, but the dating may be off a little/uncertain

>>509537729 (OP)
You will die before you see the world's rebirth.
Why even live?

>>509538979
This explains so much, holy shit give this anon a medal

>>509537729 (OP)
I am already surfing

>>509537729 (OP)
>Heaven
>Jesus
>Bible
>Jews
Shalom rabbi, still not worshipping a Jew

>>509538979
>>509539161
>you were born in the absolute peak of kiked female clown world, the final zenith of its rule if not the sheer scale of its kikery
>you will live to see its miserable death and if not the rebirth then the birthing pang of white male infinite super chud world
I'll add some additional cope and note that while all the downward transitional phases were marked by civilization wiping catastrophes, the fact that we're trending upwards speaks to the possibility of an anti-catastrophe and the smooth destruction of evil instead